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Government is a gang of thieves who pretend to serve their victims. Playing make-believe does not erase and/or reverse criminal acts.

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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
Remember this gem from 1913?: "This is not robbery, its a tax on income, and it will only affect the richest 3000 people in the nation, and it is limited to about one measly percent of their income." "This will not harm you or enslave your children. Stop behaving hysterically!"
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
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@franbocalrisian @liz_churchill1_ I suspect you don't get near the ring of power until you give the current members enough dirt to bury you. And a hidden industry exists to create and warehouse this dirt. Epstein was one such service provider for the corrupt masters of men. There must be many others.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
3 years
@michaelmalice "We have investigated the situation and find that our murder was no big deal, and your trespass is unforgivable." -capitol police
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
Sales tax is when a criminal gang dictates that you must pay them if you want to shop. Income tax is when the gang stands between you and a job. Property tax is when the gang stands between you and a place to live. This gang has never cared for you. They exist only to rob you.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
5 months
"Look at me. I'm human. I work for rapidly devaluing paper that is designed to support distant unproductive pedophiles. I let them make rules and pretend to serve me."
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
9 months
An idea for a science fiction book: An entire planet allows criminals to write their rules and run their lives. All the peasants have been brainwashed into thinking periodically selecting replacement criminals will eventually solve their perpetually growing list of problems.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
8 months
People buy a house to protect themselves and their belongings from predatory thieves. What good is this when the predatory thieves can still rob and abuse you under the banner of property tax? Are we really such a stupid creature that we can't detect robbery when it re-brands?
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
War is a symptom of the disease called government.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
Humans are a supremely disappointing species. It allows itself to be managed by a predatory subclass. Not by the strongest, wisest, most organized, or most productive. But by geezers, schemers, criminals, frauds, pedophiles, thieves and other assorted trash. Shame. Deep shame.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
3 years
@Diana_Carlucci Add PBS and NPR to that list.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
8 months
The Federal Reserve is the largest terrorist organization that has ever existed on this planet. No one is better at habitually hurting the little folk.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
9 months
The purpose of government is to steal from you.
@JoshuaSteinman
joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸)
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Think deeply about this:
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
6 months
Q: Can we ever elect someone who will actually improve our condition in the long haul? A: No.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
@mkstwrd @AlexBerenson But think about the money!
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Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
@brookspe @CraigTaylor0805 @bkparallax @marclamonthill Must be comforting dismissing all opposing views as bots. A clear path towards intellectual decline, never sharpening your position by defending it against another using your words. Just assert that the other is a bot, then pat yourself on the back. Well done.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
Democracy is when you choose the criminals who are allowed to rob you. Freedom is when you choose to not allow criminals to rob you. I wish this were not so confusing for people.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
Fuck "our democracy" and every single person who speaks of it in a glowing regard, as if it isn't pure poison. Forcibly butt-fucking your fellow man is horrible, regardless of which dance you perform in the lead-up to this disgusting activity. A bunch of degenerates. Also, GM!
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
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@HeBeDG1 @WallStreetSilv Think of it as a drug dealer offering the first taste for free to get you hooked.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
11 months
Do you think old men grow bitter and sharp-tongued because their bodies break down and they are angry about it? Or have most simply discovered, after decades of living in the dark, that everything they thought they knew was a lie but no one bothered to clue them in sooner?
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
11 months
@three_eyed_fox @TheUSASingers This is the most important owner selection of your lifetime. Select someone who will steal from you in a way that helps you thrive.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
The phrase "tax payers" should be discarded in favor of the more accurate phrase "tax victims."
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
@Luisa97209 @namwella1961 You are pro-theft. And angry about people who are anti-theft.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
@WallStreetSilv Our fear = their power
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
5 months
Our ancestors burned witches for a crime as trivial as having been made out of wood. The modern man doesn't burn central bankers even though they cause widespread destruction and pain. When did we stop defending ourselves, and why?
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
Why does government constantly steal from you? Easy: They are useless and want stuff. You are productive and have stuff.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
5 months
Money troubles? Not anymore. This trick actually works!
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
8 months
A burglar breaks in and steals your things. You catch him, but he quickly pulls off his top hat, taps it twice with a wand, then extracts a road and places this road at your feet. You love this so much you invite him to stay and take your things repeatedly. Government is born.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
8 months
Taxation is a crime which needs to be punished. Just like any other form of gang-based abuse.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
Pretending to help others by stealing from them seems to be the most effective predatory strategy used against human societies.
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Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
A police officer says: You were driving too fast. Resources must be pulled out of your pocket and into my own. I call this a ticket. In what world is this so-called police officer anything other than a thieving road pirate? "Normal people" are entirely oblivious to reality.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
Have you ever walked the earth, beaten and robbed someone then said to yourself: "I should really rob and rule that creature to help it out."? This is the entire government scam. Breaking people and presenting yourself as the solution. A very effective scam, sadly.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
6 months
To everyone who walks the earth without stealing from their fellow man: Thank you for your service. You are the good ones, in a sea of criminals, doing the right thing by not joining a gang of thieves. Well done!
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Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
@GirlOnFireSally Murdering thousands of children is not a crime, sadly.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
Tax is fraud. Avoiding fraud is virtue.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
All laws are created and enforced by criminals. If this doesn't make you mad, I don't know what will.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
@RepBowman You are a slave owner today. You habitually rob people when they work, stealing an unearned portion for yourself. Why not fix yourself, before throwing stones at others?
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
What if many people are fat because they're kidnapped as children and forced to spend thousands of hours seated when they should be living life like a normal person, walking around and doing things. And they get trapped in this habit for a lifetime?
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
Imagine opening your kitchen tap to the cold water setting and shit flows out. That sucks. Let's try the hot side. Shit flows out again. Then you spend your entire life trying to convert the shit into clean drinkable water by alternating. This is the how the voting booth works.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
Funny how a patriot now means someone who wants 42% taxation instead of 45% taxation. Funny like a clown.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
8 months
Here's a crazy idea: Reboot our society, except this time we don't allow people who steal to write rules and administer our lives.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
5 months
Politicians steal from you. Criminals steal from you. Yet you treat these two differently. The problem is inside yourself. As is the solution.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
Robbery notice:
@PissedOffMandaP
Pissed Off Panda 🐼👽😡
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
@GayToad_3 @RonFilipkowski Safe to assume he's a client, until otherwise informed.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
The biggest scam in history is the idea that a group of strangers will care for you and manage you, if you only let them steal a bunch of your money and your options. You don't need to imagine what bad people would do in an environment where this idea is prevalent. Just look.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
11 months
Remember when preachers used to blame fires and floods and earthquakes on homosexuality or sin? Clearly a tool used to control and dominate. Obey me to be safe. Its happening again, except now it's called global warming and government goons are looking to control and dominate.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
9 months
You know what's insane? Criminals have declared themselves as lawmakers. And pretty much everyone just goes along with it.
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Jimbo Smiffey
4 years
@peterg11742 @disclosetv I don't get the impression that he is capable of knowing or remembering much of anything.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
Do you ever wonder why life is more difficult than it should be? Basic living should be more or less trivial, and working harder results in a better life w/ more options. There's a reason life is on hard mode. Criminals run the show. They grease ever ladder you try to climb up.
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Jimbo Smiffey
6 months
Government will push everyone into poverty by stealing everyone's stuff, then government will 'address' the problems created by poor people by stealing even more. When will people get it? Stealing is the purpose of government. Always has been. Criminal enterprise.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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The city of Oakland is now going after a 102-year-old man in a wheelchair. His crime? He was unable to remove all the graffiti painted all over his home by thugs. Victor Silva Sr. faces a $1,100 fine, PLUS additional $1277 fines for each failed re-inspection. This is who
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
7 months
Why haven't you voted yourself a better life already?
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Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
About half of my replies are insta-liked by some random sex-bot account. I'm no coder, but surely this behavior could be sniffed out pretty easily. If a post is liked within ten seconds by a non-follower, it's one of these. I've got a conspiracy theory about this activity:
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Jimbo Smiffey
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I have a dream: One day we humans will wake up and declare loudly that we will no longer allow thieving unproductive criminals to push us around. Why is this such an impossible hurdle? It really should be our starting point. The default standard. Stealing is destructive.
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Jimbo Smiffey
4 years
Why fully own slaves and be responsible for their food and shelter, when all you really want is their labor? Simply devise a system whereby a portion of their labor is confiscated each week. Tell them that this is the price they pay to live in a society. Chaos without us, etc.
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Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
Anarchy is the only moral way to organize. It is the habit of using cooperation rather than crime whilst interacting with your fellows. If you believe anarchy is chaos, you will be forever trapped in a criminal landscape. Is that what you really want?
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Jimbo Smiffey
9 months
People will be pointing at each other, screaming that red thief is better or blue thief is better, until they are starving and homeless. They are both wrong. But too tribal to escape.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
Taxation is not so different from mandatory vaccination. One injects fluids into your body against your will, the other sucks resources from your life against your will. Both are perverse impositions.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
Someone breaks into your house and informs you they will eat half of your food, take half the rooms. In exchange, they will rake leaves and take out the trash and hit you whenever you're bad, as they determine, for your own good. Government is exactly like this, at large scale.
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Jimbo Smiffey
9 months
Everyone hates a thief, a murderer, a kidnapper, and a schemer. Until all these combine and spit out roads. Then the things we used to hate somehow become public services. Clown world starts inside each of us. It is born when we allow crime to present as service.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
Stand up to tyranny and government bullshit. Everything they have is stolen, everything they say is a lie. If they try to press themselves onto you in any way that feels uncomfortable, think about what drives them. And when you figure out how they are full of shit, tell them!
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Fauci gets completely owned for 1:53 seconds. This is glorious.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Every government is a thieving criminal organization. The first rule of every such organization is: Accuse your victims of that which you yourself are guilty. Most people, to avoid conflict, allow criminals to take over their lives. This is a massive mistake in the long term.
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Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
You know who else collected taxes? The Nazis. Be better. Please.
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Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
Government is what happens when you let criminals run society. They simply declare: if we steal, it is legal and good. When you disobey, this is crime. This fully flips decency on its head and produces a totally rotten set of outcomes. Stealing is crime. Disobedience is not.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
The army does not exist to guard you. The police do not exist to protect you. Government does not exist to serve you. You are robbed of resources because some people prefer theft to production. These entities protect that group of people from you. Your cage is mostly mental.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
1 year
@ajsteelshow The Mexicans are generally productive good people. Our looters wear suits and call themselves politicians, and they're already stealing everything in sight via more complex mechanisms then direct looting. Far more destructive, in my opinion.
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Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
Do big brains still exist, in this century?
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Jimbo Smiffey
10 months
You've never voted for anything other than a thieving criminal. Not even once.
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Jimbo Smiffey
3 years
@1minutetomidnit Can't you get a pharmacist to inject a piece of fruit and give you a card? I agree that free people should never have to do such things, but unreasonable demands should be fiercely opposed. It isn't immoral to employ deceit if a direct confrontation with tyranny is unwinnable.
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@Chuck59Mack @AlexBerenson Snake oil comes and snake oil goes. Scams flow in cycles, waiting for people to forget, then attacking once again.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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The normal person knows: 1. We are being robbed. 2. We are being ruled. 3. The people who rob and rule us treat us extremely poorly, as if they deeply despise us. The normal person then concludes: "I'm perfectly OK with these first two things, but we should really protest #3 ."
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
11 months
Police pretend its their job to keep strangers from taking your property from you. Police are strangers who take your property from you. Please make sense of this in your head.
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Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
Some say that the dollar has 'lost' 99% of its value since the inception of the federal reserve. Lost isn't the correct word for what has happened. Central planners stole value, methodically and intentionally. And they will keep at this so long as it is widely tolerated.
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Jimbo Smiffey
2 years
@PTRUMPFORTX2020 @JohnnyBananas79 That wasn't necessarily election fraud, in the standard sense. Its more apt to say that every election IS fraud, when you're only ever given the choice to pick between two people, both of whom will abuse you and make your life worse. This has always been true of all elections.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
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If I were a young American, my default position would be that everything is a lie. Because every time you dig your heels into any "official narrative" you discover nothing but lies. When this is the reality of your condition you start with the assumption that lies are inbound.
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One in five young Americans think the Holocaust is a myth, according to our new polling ⬇️
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Jimbo Smiffey
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If you're under 40 in the USA, you will likely live to see the average house cost a million dollars. A month later, one billion might be the average price. Then a trillion. A house is a house, but a dollar is a hot potato that you don't want to hold or use as a measuring tool.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
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Government is not corrupt. Never has been. It is a machine for safely stealing from you. Always has been. A wheel which turns is not a corrupt wheel. It is a functional wheel, performing the purpose it was expressly designed to achieve. Your expectations of it are corrupt.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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The year was 1913. Woodrow Wilson entered into a dark room with several bankers and gave them such great pleasure that their gaping satisfied smiles have persisted to this very day. I'll leave the precise details to your imagination; they are far too perverse to openly discuss.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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@laralogan Or, they are giving up on fraud to exclusively focus on force, which is how tyranny tends to evolve over time.
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Jimbo Smiffey
6 months
You aren't meant to think about slave theater. You're meant to observe how mommy government is making you safe by standing around and stealing stuff and limiting your movements. All intended to justify the larger background robbery that is taking place. A battle for your mind.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Agreed. Long overdue. Useless people stealing from useful people needs to be called crime once again.
@LuckyMcGee
☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎
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Taxation is extortion. 👏🏼
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Government workers are the silo-dwelling rodents of the modern society. Never in the field, ever on our dwindling pile of grain.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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No society is more dangerous than one where every child spends years in college to maximize their slave-paper collecting potential and then can't even own a home on the other side. You can pretend this doesn't end in violence, but it does. Its time to be honest with ourselves.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
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@YucaipaPD A victim of crime? Everyone of you steals for a living and exists on the parasite/predator spectrum. You are the criminals, unproductive and worthless.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
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@ninaturner Now you get it. A Ponzi scheme. Stealing from regulars to make DC wealthy. Slightly skewed against black people in the way you mentioned, but that is not the primary offense of the system. It ensnares all children into SLAVERY. Yes. On purpose. Some benefit from this.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Its sad when people bemoan the fact that politicians aren't serving them. You think these goons rob you because they care? Get real.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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@knight2e8 @Bilious11 @cederom @MsBlaireWhite @disclosetv At least a dozen lawyers and executives looked at it and gave approval. Besides, even a drunk person means what they say, but might regret having said it when others take offense. Doubly true when written down.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Government is fundamentally composed of useless people and is therefore incredibly weak. Their strength and their violence entirely rests on good and productive people's meek compliance with their unjustified thievery. They don't want you to understand this basic truth.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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@AOC Half of all dollars spent last year were spent by governments. Would you consider that high government spending reduces the well-being of the average citizen by competing with them for goods and services while also pushing the value of each dollar downwards? You probably won't.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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When the FBI shows up at your door, don't forget that these are the same people who dressed up as skinheads and "patriot front" in order to back Biden's ridiculous claim that white supremacy is our greatest threat. They are the singing/dancing wing of the pedophile army.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Crime is no longer defined as harming others, but instead as failure to obey our masters. Cute little change, this. Formerly citizens, now slaves. Many suffering, few seem able to put their finger on the precise reason why. I hope you can see the problem here.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Obedience to criminals does not mean you are civilized. It means you have been domesticated into a servile state. Learn what a criminal is, whether you serve them or not, and if necessary, take purposeful action to stop serving them. This is what it means to become civilized.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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@GeraldKutney No one denies the climate. They deny your unproven theories about how stealing from them will somehow help things in the climate arena. What other problems has massive theft solved? Name just one, please.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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I can almost forgive people for bending to competent, capable fake-authority wielders, because they have better things to worry about. But when the fake-authority wielders are geriatric crooks and pedophiles and ruin everything, how can so many people just sit there and take it?
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Jimbo Smiffey
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I define crime as bypassing consent during any interaction with others. They don't want you to do something, but you go ahead and do it anyway. That's crime. I further propose: hurting those who habitually commit crime is a virtue and a blessing to your community. A necessity.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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Fact checkers, smart as they are, seem incapable of understanding that fact-checking jokes makes them look like absolute idiotic clowns. Which is, in fact, exactly what they are.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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I must steal from you to save Ukraine! I must steal from you to feed the hungry! I must steal from you to starve Yemeni children! I must steal from you to combat the weather! Strange how stealing is required to help people. Somehow theft is at the center of all helpful activity.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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People will talk loud trash about communism then proceed to talk about how they think communal funds should be best managed by central planners. Who is going to tell them?
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Jimbo Smiffey
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@AlfioKrancic You can throw a rock in the air to stop a rifle bullet, if you time it properly. The rock doesn't need any specific velocity, it only needs to be in the way.
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@JSmiffey
Jimbo Smiffey
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Reason is rare condition only found in conspiracy theorists, also known as reality enthusiasts. Cause and effect are dismissed by most. Pushed far beneath whatever fairy tale they seek to use as a substitute for reason. Don't be ashamed for using reason simply because its rare.
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Jimbo Smiffey
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You really should.
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