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@JPenguini

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🔞+ Only!-24-He/Him-Call me Jelly please!-UK-No RP!-ENG/日本語 Ok! Bleat bleat!

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@huetrooper The best part about this scene is how "What are you gonna do?" is delivered SO dramatically that it feels like an action movie line when the kid just wants to help his mom feel better Good shit
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@Powergannon @HarrisonMains That's because collections weren't invented until 1995 by John A. Collection
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@hellagrave >"I'm not one of those crazy conspiracy theorists!" >"You know your burger is made of missing person meat right?"
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@LenKusov I always love how the American Government is like "Aren't you glad to live in a security free democracy unlike China? Btw here's $1Mil taken from hungry school children for drones to attack student protestors advocating for hungry children"
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@finniganibar Exactly, like just say "Bathroom" on the door, please don't think trans people are some kind of paraplegic mermaid pirate who should just "wash their hands"
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If you don't wanna help test what the shirt says, just stop looking so delicious around me~ 🤤 🎨: @/13uckaroo
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"So glad our guest could join us for today's stream! Remember, if we reach today's goal i'll be sure to finish churning them up for all of you to see~" Listen, if you agree to be a guest on one of my streams, it's pretty obvious that all that'll be left of you is VOD footage~
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@fullmetal_dan @Scout_FromTF2 @Pogsire Not only that, he won with no assistance, and when presented his final question he only used his lifeline to call his Dad and tell him he won because he knew the answer.
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@JustSanti6 @PoorlyAgedStuff Basically a bunch of butthurt Trump supporters decided to organize a superspreader event in order to show their support for their "Leader" after his rightful, legal loss and judging from the post either Trump didn't show up or the event got cancelled.
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@SixteenPizzas I mean my favourite episode tagline in Futurama is "You can't say it won't happen"
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*OOouurrpp* Man, @bURnINg_ARbiTer , you and your friends really hit the spot!! .....wait how do I get out of and down from this thing? Anyone? Oh yeah...... Everyone go tease Bone for letting me commission and drawing this >:3
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@jab3son @NeilNevins There was the shopkeeper in Frozen and that guy from B&TB so yeah.
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@eeberquist @so_very_angry "What Fauci says contradicts this!" [Posts un-peer reviewed 10 minute video essay filmed in someone's basement in 360p of some redneck dude drinking a beer in his recliner telling people how COVID-19 is still just like the flu]
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@ItsKorrie was more than happy to show me how accomodating their gut is, and how much it would appreciate a hefty serving of cute venison inside it. Looks like they certainly enjoyed me! Because I certainly did >w>
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@Kajel96536401 "Excuse me, he asked for NO pickles"
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@AlJShort I think it's basically because DBH compares Androids struggling to fit into human society akin to th Segregation of Black Americans through-out the 1900's because Androids trying to prove their human=People fighting for their rights and lives and who have died for it
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@WestersaurusNXT Funny that the correlation between Trump and Donald the Duck is so high: Same name Refuses to participate Refuses to heal you Has an annoying voice Both are white
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@RyuKaiser29 @CBR In a country that is 98% Japanese and has barely any representation of non-Japanese in media, let alone POC, it's a pretty amazing achievement, made better with their animation track record.
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@yesvatore @LeftAccidental It's all fun and games until the Republican brings out the Air-Quotes
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@SeaSaltArt @ScrewyClassic Homie put 3 bottles of Everclear in there That shit getting NUKED, there's no way the 0.01% of unbeatable bacteria from cleaning products survives that Also hehe 69th like
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After watching his streams for so long, I finally made an appearance as Avitus's plaything for that night's stream! As you can tell, i'm really enjoying it, so much so that it's hard for the big synth to let me go after just one round 🥴💦 Commissioned by my friend @RowanAkita ❤️
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You're my mutual now, we're having soft tacos later! (One of us will be the taco)
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@MorsRattus "Wanna see me commit familial genocide over trivial matters?" "Wanna see me do it again?"
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@AskMrOwlAgain Me after disassociating:
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@Iazvli It's sarcasm about conservative mentality
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@bulbafren Now we wait to see them mention their girlfriend, have said girlfriend nowhere, then have it get cut in the Chinese version
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@F0nnyM @LeftAccidental Was wondering the same thing just because i'd love to see PragerU accidently endorse a callout against them
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@imalveezy @cayuga_duck @Veinseer It's like that "Oh my god are you a Redditor? AND a Discord admin?" Video
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@IGN Is this how they're actually going to look???? They look like fanmade Unity models jsfc
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@K2ADDICTION @PeterXinping "I got a PB&J sandwich, what'd you get for lunch Kyle?" Kyle:
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When I say i'm snacksize, I don't expect to just get plucked up off the street like a jellybean by a big and hungry creature......help?! Anyone?! It's uhm, slimy in here >///> Render and Pred owned and done by @DangeN00dle Mizu's model is owned by me!
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@MayaLikesBees The unwritten rule of bathrooms is everyone must present their genitals to whoever else is in there so that everyone who needed to shit or piss can be subjected to an American Psycho-esque review session from one-another
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Urrrrp, Clint here. Last chance to come rub my belly if you want to say bye to jelly, don't think he's got too long left before I turn him into belly pudge >:3
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@fuhQue_ken @bennyjohnson Legit all this makes me wanna do is go to a Target whatever the hell those lyrics are just becomes noise Inadvertantly promoting brands for free while making a point nobody cares about
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Me @ the 14 werewolves I meet in the woods this season
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@theshanestorm I'd say it's also the fact that this was first-degree murder between 2 civilians, and not 2nd degree murder from law enforcement over a minor crime or misdemenor Big difference between "Civilian killed by cop sworn to protect them over speeding ticket" and "Kid murdered at home"
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Me in 2020: I'm feeling kinda lonely this semester, I should talk to my mutuals, they seem cool and they're avaliable! Me in 2022:
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@AlekseiTheWolf It's like when Tomi Lahren said that if Americans didn't like America then they should leave..... .....while also promoting anti-immigration on her show
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@abbidrawsthings I feel more represented by a cheese-obsessed northerner than a man who has never had to work retail because he's "comfortable"
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@jacobkesinger @NoBadNoel @alinakanin @DarylSurat "Bro what do you mean that you don't like The Eagles? They're all about R E A L music, not about drugs and sex like the music today!"
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Following a habit of eating my pals, Washy was very kind to offer themselves up to me earlier (They didn't, they were there, and I was hungry 🥰) Guess he'll be joining Delta soon enough in there...... 🎨: @Symbolaga Gifted to me by my pal @washamanoose at MFF last year😙
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@toothpickisgay The gay bar I worked in specifically has a rule of "No stag night/Hen do's" and it wasn't until like a month in when I was insanely grateful for that rule considering how many straight people invade the Village
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Oops Broke a certain friend WAY too hard the other night, but he tasted too good not to~ :9
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THISTHISTHIS
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@meatprison_ This was also literally an episode of House, with that last line also being ripped straight from it LOL
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Working out can be tough, especially when trying to break personal records, which explains why I needed a quick break! Wanna help me cool off? 😏 Great YCH by @/RaccSnacc!
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@therealblabyloo Everybody's Gangsta until the stock photo model crosses their arms
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@BirbTM "Keep your hands off Eizouken" It's on Crunchyroll I think
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So #EatYourFriendsDay may have happened yesterday, but doesn't mean I forgot! Here we have some sketches courtesy of my good friend @karmasavitch showing me just how his OC Julius loves to treat his friends, compliments and all <3
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Told you I could wear it better, looks like I'll be seeing just how much you taste like blue raspberry after-all now~ I bet your stockings will be fun to see fly out of my maw later~ Prey is my buddy Neo! 🎨: @MullerNaughty28
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@RealAlexMouse Yep, and the "villiain" is voiced by Dan Castanella. Homer's V.A
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@aweblade4 ",Average game completion rate 41%" LMAOOOOOOO
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@EdieS To quote the member whom he spoke directly too: "Mr. Rogers you just saved Public television"
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@Treatofafox You could always be the next guest I invite over for a "collab project"~
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@Heckteck2 Make them pay their own bus fare and charge them by the minute to teach them how the bleach works, and speak at half the pace the entire time.
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