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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 months

I'm a politician. Put me on your pedestal. Hero-worship. What could go wrong?

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 months

@TSA this is why no one likes you

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Jonathan Realz

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3 years

This turkey got a pardon from @POTUS but the 40,000+ incarcerated for possession of cannabis are still locked up.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

Slavery was rebranded. The war on drugs forces people into the system for just living their life how they see fit. Prisons are filled to max capacity, where non-violent, victimless "criminals" are forced into servitude. Slavery isn't over. It's just got a better PR team now.

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Jonathan Realz

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@ProWFinesse THAT'S NOT PG!

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

I'm a US Congressional Candidate on the General Election ballot in Alabama this year. I can't get a blue check because I don't have enough followers on this specific platform. 🥴

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Jonathan Realz

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3 months

@JordanUhl I mean... that's how I would react too.

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Jonathan Realz

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@TLE2009edward @TSA they are taking our peanut butter Treavor

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

3 months

why Sheamus always stand like #WWERaw

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

Today I was asked by a reporter if referring to me as "far left" would be a fair assessment of my policies. This was 3 minutes after I was called a a far right wing extremist by someone online. Oh to be a Libertarian. 😎

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Jonathan Realz

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5 months

The @WWEUniverse is so hot tonight for #WWEMacon , the crowd was able to convince Damian Prest to #yeet one 😂

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

Liberty and Justice is for everyone. Liberation is for all people. Human rights are individual rights. All of our rights matter. Compassion, empathy, and concern for others are core Libertarian principles. #HappyPrideMonth

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Jonathan Realz

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5 years

Dexter's Laboratory predicted the results of the 2020 election. You can clearly see @VerminSupreme 's inauguration in the episode "Ego Trip".

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

This weekend I met a new supporter. She volunteered to canvas & TODAY knocked on over 100 doors. She'd never heard of a Libertarian. "I've never done this for a candidate before, but I believe in you." Get off the internet and into your communities.

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Jonathan Realz

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@NoahVerrier I didn't understand why people made art until now.

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Jonathan Realz

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5 months

Wow. This was a private, emotional moment between @ImChelseaGreen and @AriannaGraceWWE . How dare you exploit their tears for views & while they were going through such a trying time! Despicable. Understandable because they are so perfect & popular, but still... DESPICABLE

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EXCLUSIVE: @ImChelseaGreen and @AriannaGraceWWE can’t hold back the tears after their devastating losses. #WWENXT

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Jonathan Realz

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@enforcerchris_ The Phenomenal One

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Jonathan Realz

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3 months

@WSBFun This new Bloodline story is wild. First Paul, now this?!

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

4 months

The absolute disrespect! I fixed it for you my queen.

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I think you meant to put my picture beside Samantha… but whatever

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Jonathan Realz

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5 years

Hey @JoeBiden You should drop out and endorse @VerminSupreme . Do you know how great Pony hair smells? #DropOutForVermin

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Jonathan Realz

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3 years

This is Darryl, one of our petitioners working to make sure Alabamaians have a choice on the ballot in 2022, for the first time in 20 years. Darryl has collected over 20,000 signatures of our 65,000 goal. Last Friday he had a stroke.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 months

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 With RFK Jr endorsing Donald Trump many are asking "How does the worm feel?"

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HUGE NEWS FROM RFK JR

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Jonathan Realz

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@TrueKofi @AustinCreedWins

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Jonathan Realz

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@BitecoferStan Vermin Supreme

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

A Congressman who is looking to regulate TikTiok asked it it has access to WiFi... with a straight face. A person in charge of writing federal law asked if an app on a phone can access the internet. You know... like other apps. These are the people who want to run your life.

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Jonathan Realz

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1 month

IS THIS THE COUNTRY YOU WANT?!

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

"Keep doing what you're doing and you might fuck around and win." - @RealSpikeCohen not knowing that a few months later CERN was going to yeet us into the Libertarians winning timeline.

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Jonathan Realz

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3 years

I spent yesterday in Selma supporting one of my favorite Libertarians, @vote4Portia2022 . We're fighting for a better Alabama. We're working to give voices to the voiceless. We're working to give Alabama representatives and not rulers.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

4 years

. @VerminSupreme has a new look, and wow, I am stunned. He is so professional. A SERIOUS politician. I was skeptical at first but I'm sold now guys!

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

3 months

Replace the Supreme Court entirely you coward.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@RepAOC

3 months

Today, I introduced articles of impeachment against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito. Read my full statement:

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Jonathan Realz

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3 years

Liberation is for all people.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

At the Roe v Wade protest in Dothan, AL I spoke with every person in attendance about self ownership. While there were no Democratic candidates in attendance, I was told by the county chair of the Democratic Party that I should drop out because "This election is too important."

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Jonathan Realz

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3 years

"Somebody needs to put a spotlight on this." Thanks to Yung Joc for helping do just that. You can help us get the message out there by donating at Together we can #EndQualifiedImmunity and end one of the injustices that our communities face.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

The @LPGeorgia is blessed to have @AngelaFor14 running against Marjorie Taylor Greene. Angela deserves all the support she can get.

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Jonathan Realz

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4 years

Does anyone know why @realDonaldTrump is scared to challenge @Jorgensen4POTUS at the @debates ? I thought he could whipe the floor with anyone. 🤔🤔🤔 I guess not... #TeamJoJo #LetHerSpeak #TrumpScared

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Jonathan Realz

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I mean look at it. It was asking for it.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

99% of the people who hate @nsarwark have probably never had a good faith, real conversation with him. I firmly believe that if they were to done so, they wouldn't have cheered the idea of a fellow Libertarian being attacked for a disagreement on the direction of the party.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

5 years

Can someone explain to me why @VerminSupreme ate at an @IHOP when a @WaffleHouse was only 2 hours away? I can't not forgive this without a formal condemnation of the evil ways of IHOP and an extra pony.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

5 years

Elect @VerminSupreme president of Animal Crossing

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

The government doesn't care about the elderly. The government exploits children. The government abuses veterans. Stop voting in the same people. Vote Different. Vote Libertarian.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 months

@ohiocommenter @TSA I am from the Great Metropolitan Dothan Alabama area. Peanut butter is part of my religion.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

Over the weekend my friend @ogafroman was raided by the police; weapons drawn, knocking down his door, & shouting orders. They found trace amounts of joints, a vape & some hemp. Is this how you want your money spent? Is this the world we want? It's time to end the war on drugs.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

3 years

Today was the 56th Anniversary Celebration of the Selma Bridge Crossing or "Bloody Sunday".

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Jonathan Realz

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4 months

Are you kidding me?! My new Awesome Truth shirt just came in! What Liv did to @RonKillings ... smh unbelievable. He was so nice to you! #WWERaw

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

More and more I'm having people come up to me saying "This a weird question. Are you Jonathan? Like Jonathan for Congress" The GOP is issuing statements to their base saying "Don't vote Libertarian. They'll legalize marijuanna." Anyone else feel like something big is happening?

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

5 years

Dear @JoeBiden please drop out & endorse @VerminSupreme . Your dentures disqualify you from holding the office of Tyrant. Only Lord Supreme will enforce mandatory tooth brushing laws. If you do not #DropOutForVermin the secret dental police will travel through time & find you.

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Jonathan Realz

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5 months

. @RonKillings came out for the wrong brand's tag title match tonight The look on Austin Theory's face 😂

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

5 years

Our country needs an Interstate Rollercoaster System. For decades @JoeBiden has done nothing to address this. Joe it is time to go. Drop out and endorse @VerminSupreme for President. #DropOutForVermin

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Jonathan Realz

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1 month

Our national defense strategy must include feeding soldiers Doritos until they turn invisible.

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Jonathan Realz

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1 month

🚨BREAKING NEWS📢 VERMIN SUPREME AND JONATHAN REALZ WILL BE ON THE BALLOT IN MIDDLE EARTH!!! We're still gathering signatures in Gondor but we just got notification we're approved in Rohan.

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Jonathan Realz

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3 years

Though we may not all experience it in the same way or to the same degree, our struggle against authoritarianism is the same fight. Extend a hand to your neighbors and lift eachother up. Leave no one behind. #LiberationIsForAllPeople

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Jonathan Realz

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5 months

Bad knee? 👀 That leg is getting torn OFF. Do you think for a second that @QoSBaszler and @ZoeyStarkWWE won't take advantage of this? We're about to have new tag champs. #WWERaw #wwekingandqueen

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Jonathan Realz

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@Carmelo_WWE You'll have to go through HIM first.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 months

Do you want a pony or not?

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Jonathan Realz

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3 months

@archives_radio @JordanUhl No one. And I mean no one want to hear from Don Jr.

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Jonathan Realz

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@GameDevRogie @TSA I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid.

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Jonathan Realz

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Birth control should be sold over the counter.

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Jonathan Realz

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@Bweefi @esjesjesj I played this level. I just kept falling to my death. Very sad. I'll never forget it.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

A message from Ben Franklin. (This is not @RealSpikeCohen )

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Jonathan Realz

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@TrueKofi @AustinCreedWins Karrion was right about you

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

@VerminSupreme showing off his favorite candidate for congress in Alabama. "Who wants a pony? This guy."

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

Once again, I've spotted one of my campaign koozies out in the wild, being used by a complete stranger. Boy starting a conversation after that was real easy. These were by far the best investment we've made this cycle. Over a thousand of these are floating around my community.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

3 years

Libertarianism is teaching your kids not to hate others while they cut okra out of a harvested rainwater irrigated garden in front of your homeschool science project moonshine still adjacent to your solar panels purchased to stick it to the state subsidized electric monopoly.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

I don't think any of y'all are ready for the bars on this new song featuring @RealSpikeCohen , @TheBMutualist , and a suprise guest. We're bout to invent the whole damn game on this one.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

Alabama (the state not the band) needs to get with the times. The War on Drugs is a failure.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

5 years

If anyone wants a @VerminSupreme shirt for @animalcrossing

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

Alabama still has legal slavery. @PastorGlasgow just informed me that after speaking with Kinetik Justice the prison strike IS coming back. We must support people who are standing up for human rights.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

Bigotry will always be irrational and repugnant, and it is worth condemnation at every opportunity.

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

Having lunch with Lyn Ulbricht and @people4liberty . After we snapped this picture, her son called. The love that she has for him is beautiful. Ross Ulbricht is a political prisoner. Please help by signing the petition and sharing with others. #FreeRoss

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Jonathan Realz

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It's always a treat to see my friend @JoForLiberty . She's done so much for the cause of liberty, but she's just getting started.

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Jonathan Realz

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Only you can choose to love your neighbor. Only you can choose to seek justice and defend the oppressed. Only you can choose to build the world you want to see. Sometimes choice can be difficult. No one, including the government, can control your choice.

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Jonathan Realz

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3 months

‼️Oopsie‼️ #SmackDown

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Jonathan Realz

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5 years

I bet @elonmusk would have some great ideas about how to create @VerminSupreme 's Interstate Rollercoaster System. It's basically just an extra fun hyperloop right?

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

"Voters want a candidate who they would have a beer with. I'll have a shot."

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Jonathan Realz

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@_SereneNecrosis @Danny4LibertyAL @VerminSupreme @OWWNDaveJones Jill Stein can't solve the Zombie/Pony/Trolley problem

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Jonathan Realz

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@JoForLiberty traveled all the way down from South Carolina to help my team of volunteers feed the hungry at Momma Tina's Mission House in Dothan, AL.

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Jonathan Realz

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Chair of the @LPTN1776 , @DavidJonesforTN showing off a cool hat in front of the campaign booth

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Jonathan Realz

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HUGE NEWS FROM RFK JR

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Jonathan Realz

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@RealSpikeCohen Though it should be noted that no one is asking if they should support the 3rd option, Libertarians who have a real chance of winning.

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Jonathan Realz

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@RealSpikeCohen

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

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It's been almost 3 years since the AL SoS and AG office tried to blame our ballot restrictions on candidates who are not "real" or "serious".

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

69 days until Alabama shakes up the whole US political landscape. Show me the gold!

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

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the REAL unity ticket is forming

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

“Because I am not a Republican or Democrat, I’m able to have conversations with people that would immediately jump to conclusions about me just based on political party,” said Realz. @erindavisnews @wsfa12news

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

3 months

If the Libertarian National Committee is just handing out money to candidates from other parties... 👀 hmu

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 months

@VerminSupreme READ MY HIPS! I AM VERMIN'S VP!!!

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Jonathan Realz

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2 years

Afroman showed up and supported our cause. Let's support him and get some accountability and change.

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Jonathan Realz

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5 years

If they don't prop Joe Diffy up beside the jukebox, so help me, someone will feel my wrath.

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Jonathan Realz

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if you are voting for Vermin Supreme I want to follow you

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

4 years

. @VerminSupreme is definitely going to get my very sacred, pragmatist support now!

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

For the folks over the weekend that though shoving a camera in my face while I voted on business was a good intimidation tactic, you should have done more research. I worked for years as a professional actor. I love cameras. Thanks for filming me. Can I get a copy for my reel?

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Jonathan Realz

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7 years

Probably the best photoshop picture ever produced! #Heapsters @PollyAMcIntosh @girlsgottaeat Original 📷 Gene Page / AMC

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

3 years

My campaign needs to raise $2,563.90 to have access to the same election data that the Republican and Democrat candidates get for free. Can you afford to help [resist] our rulers? Pic of @RealSpikeCohen and @VerminSupreme for attention.

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

The idea that banks can lend you money that doesn't even exist & you pay interest to them while the money in your savings account loses 7% in value as it sits is lunacy. Fold: verb - intransitive; to fail completely. (See: US dollar.) "My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds."

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

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Season 7 of @TheWalkingDead is now on @netflix ! #FilthyGarbagePeople #Heapsters @PollyAMcIntosh @girlsgottaeat 📷 Gene Page / AMC

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Jonathan Realz

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STOLEN ELECTION!!!! VERMIN SUPREME IS THE TRUE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! #VPDebate2024

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Jonathan Realz

@JOnAthAn4RealZ

2 years

Being at #juneteenth2022 in ATL has been one of the best weekends I've had in a while. Shout out to @TheBMutualist and @lp_atl for inviting me to come spread the message. We're not free until we're all free. #MindYourBusiness #FreedomDay #Freeish

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Jonathan Realz

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Who are you more excited to see at the Legalize Freedom @LP_Alabama event?

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Jonathan Realz

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@VerminSupreme Welcome back from the future. I am grateful for your secret super smart scientists who have found a way to reinsert you into our eye holes. #blessed

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@RealSpikeCohen working the booth at the #MagicCityClassic

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