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mildly funny sometimes

England, United Kingdom
Joined November 2017
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@JOATUK99
JOAT
6 months
The Joker if he was Jamaican
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@UTSources i hate botman
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Bro thinks heโ€™s Rosa Barks ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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LauraGatesPhotography
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Some fella on TikTok there wearing a muzzle in solidarity with his XL bully, 2024 is off to a flyer
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5 years
She's not gonna shag you mate
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Piers Morgan
5 years
I donโ€™t bow to many people, but I always bow to the Queen. Amid all this royal turmoil, she remains Britainโ€™s rock & our greatest, most respected global figure. Thank you Maโ€™am.
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JOAT
3 months
This could be anyone
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Kent Police TWells
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Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells.
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A wild Nonce appeared
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4 years
How it started: how it ended up:
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5 years
Beginning of the End of the Decade: Decade:
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4 years
She was what?
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿผ
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Today in the UK, 8-year old Sophie was bummed because her birthday party was called-off due to the Coronavirus crisis. When she stepped outside this morning, her entire street did this. Sophie broke down in tears. Humanity.๐ŸŒŽโค๏ธ
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4 years
Roses are red You make my heart throb Now I'm panicking Cause I'm gonna lose me job
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1 year
Gerry Mcann after his first sip of Portuguese Red
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The Poet: The Poem:
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JOAT
10 months
I dare Mr Beast to drop a stinker
@gmpolice
Greater Manchester Police
10 months
#JAILED | Man sentenced to 11 years in prison for storing ยฃ81,000 of class A and class B drugs at a container yard in #Manchester . Read the full story here:
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4 years
Why's he talking like its a post match interview
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5 years
im: โšช๏ธ straight โšช๏ธ gay โšช๏ธ bi ๐Ÿ”˜ A pratt ... and Im a dipstick
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Having My Holiday Ruined
@itsjessmars
jess mars
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Whatโ€™s worse than a heartbreak?
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4 years
Covid at 9:59pm Covid at 10pm
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5 years
The bald Nonce Madeline McCann ๐Ÿค (Having their Holidays Ruined)
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11 months
Absolutely disgusting, my boy KillJaw the destroyer of worlds is such a docile and loving creature.
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@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
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Itโ€™s clear the American XL Bully dog is a danger to our communities. Iโ€™ve ordered urgent work to define and ban this breed so we can end these violent attacks and keep people safe.
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4 years
I'd prefer it if you called me Nonce
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@AFCAjax
AFC Ajax
5 years
We present you... Top 5 'pakkies'! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽ #Pakjesavond
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Dont: โšช๏ธ Do that โšช๏ธ stop me now โšช๏ธ let him on the bus ๐Ÿ”˜ you start or ill knock you out clean
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3 years
March January June
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4 years
All of the premier league to Diego Simeone after tonight
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The most Notorious Christmas Nonce
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4 years
Getting Caught by the police for trying to go my mates
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4 years
BREAKING! Ryan from Hitchin (the Bald Nonce) Has tested Positive for Coronavirus.
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A new challenger approaches
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Getting caught by the police for buying a non-essential item
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The Poet: The Poem:
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3 years
Plain Clothes Police officers trying to fit in
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7 months
6 pints and a baby Guinness
@AspersionCaster
Aspersion Caster
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They've compromised the bros
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@TupacShakurLC
Tupac Shakur
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Will you still have 2Pac on your playlist in 2023?
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4 years
KFC Nonce
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March August January
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Birkenhead, Merseyside.
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@laura_woodsy
Laura Woods
2 years
Hi ๐Ÿ˜Š Where are the best beaches in Britain? Like very quiet, hidden gem type ones ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ x
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4 years
Start of Lockdown: Lockdown 3:
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The Bald Nonce won employee of the month ๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
When it's april 2nd and she's still pregnant
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Another one
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That's not a good sign
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4 years
Enjoy the Presidency, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life Joe, You ruined my night completely just so you could have the whitehouse. SAD
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If you Vote Tory you're a massive Nonce
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Have a Merry Christmas or I'll knock you out clean
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I'm Telling my kids this was The Bald Nonce
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My Plans: 2020:
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JOAT
5 years
And a Dipstick
@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
5 years
What a Praet. 1-0 to @LCFC
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JOAT
5 years
Don't you start or I'll knock you out clean
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Child traffica
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Suspect behaviour
@decentpatter
Decent Patter
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Twitch moment of the decade
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Size of that disco
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A new challenger approaches
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@ your Valentine
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Scouting for underage Girls
@plinketyplink2
Plink2
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Name this band
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Sad day for Wayne Lineker
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I'm a Pratt... and I'm a Dipstick
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The Bald Nonce Checking a Girls Age
@dhyey802
Dhyey
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BBC iPlayer checking to see if you have a TV license
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RIP Tim Messenger
@djstay81
steve day
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@talkRADIO St Thomas church spire in Wells in Somerset has toppledโ€ฆ..
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No fucking way ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Rose's are red , I thought she was 18, Don't you start, Or I'll knock you out Clean!
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Liverpool is an elite gaff
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I'm fucked
@Fact
Fact
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In the Bible, God sent two bears to murder 42 children because they had mocked a bald man.
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"Well basically I just wanted to say Hi how you doing? How ya getting on. I know you said you was 14 but I was wondering if you wanted to come for a drink. Not in a nasty way like a non..what's it called... a soft drink."
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Can I have 12 multipacks of toilet roll please
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Good evening pedophiles
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