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@JMFG2615
J
1 year
Morning
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@JMFG2615
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7 years
@Bongochops @Inter1Celtic2 @frankieboyle @joebhoy1989 Why did princess Diana cross the road? .. .. Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt
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@JMFG2615
J
4 years
Tea bag ✅ Singular playing card ✅ Elastic band ✅ Paper clip ✅ Tealight ✅ Singular Starburst (😳) ✅ Bargain at £3.99 Oh how I wish this was a joke😭
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@JMFG2615
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6 years
@MichaelVowles10 @England You’re missing a star mate
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7 years
@lynchy20 @FootyAccums That tat and those socks just scream nonce
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10 months
@EoinA10466 @spideogx You're tapped mate.
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@JMFG2615
J
5 years
So, having lived in Devon for a couple weeks now, there’s 2 things I’ve learnt. Anyone under 22 is a communist that doesn’t allow you to have an opinion, and everyone else over 22 is a racist. Really great place would recommend 10/10
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
@Litts_2 You're way too good for us, Mark! Your amount of game time and your glass ankles confirm this
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@JMFG2615
J
2 years
Fuck all the Balcombe slander, blokes made so many fucking saves in the last 4 matches and has kept us in the last 3. Get off the bloke's back.
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7 months
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@JMFG2615
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5 years
@NiallTaylor @CFCDaily @HanssonJoe @SkySportsNews Not a city fan here, let me help out... transfer ban
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@JMFG2615
J
4 years
Another day, another horrendous take
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@JMFG2615
J
4 years
The gift that just keeps on giving. Never change Gas
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@JMFG2615
J
7 years
@Y_Not_Festival You didn't give us what we paid for, quit stalling n pay everyone back
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@JMFG2615
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5 years
I still love this man a lot☹️
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@JMFG2615
J
1 year
The *unapproved* building of the new stand has caused the sprinkler system to stop working and that's why we didn't play well enough. Gotta be up there
@Official_BRFC
Bristol Rovers
1 year
🗣️ Joey Barton speaks to club media following our 2-1 loss to Wycombe.
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1 year
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
Dunno which tramps need to see this but TAKE YOUR FUCKING RUBBISH AND PUT IT IN A FUCKING BIN YOU SELFISH LITTLE CUNTS.
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@JMFG2615
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7 years
Sickening. Imagine being so heartless to attack a venue full of CHILDREN.
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@JMFG2615
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7 years
What a fucking class a dickhead you are, or should I say littledickhead
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@JMFG2615
J
6 years
First birthday without receiving a card from my grandad was tougher than expected, love you big fella❤️
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
Rovers fans emailing the club expressing their disgust at Barton HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@JMFG2615
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3 years
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@JMFG2615
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1 year
@brfctom I should know better not to call people names on the Internet. I promise to do better
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@JMFG2615
J
6 months
The good times😎
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@JoeFord3
ƒordy ⚔️
6 months
Seeing all this drama man I just want the good times back @Joey7Barton 💔💔💙
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@JMFG2615
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5 years
@Prettythinnggg @OllyVanGaal @spicyturtle21 @dylann1905 @SarriballEra They can go for whoever they want, cause they’ve not got a transfer ban. Hope this helps.
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
THE PILLOW DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING COLD SIDE
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@JMFG2615
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1 year
The motherfuckin' saga continues
@JamieM2615 this true? 👀
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@JMFG2615
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5 years
For the first time in nearly 2 years, life is good and I don’t think I could be happier. Up the shagging gas
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J
3 years
Looks like a certain police force hasn't hit their arrest quotas
@ASPolice
Avon and Somerset Police
3 years
We're working with Bristol Rovers FC to identify fans who ran onto the pitch during Saturday's game at Walsall. We want fans to enjoy themselves but our number one priority is safety. Fans running onto the pitch may be banned from games or go to court:
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
🤐
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J
7 months
@JoeMorgs29 Except when scoring a perfect hattrick against reigning champions? As well as having scored against all of: Arsenal, City, Chelsea, United & Liverpool. You chat absolute wet 90% of the time
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@JMFG2615
J
7 years
@Official_BRFC Did you run out of data last night?
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@JMFG2615
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1 year
@eastvillegas Oh no the Rovers Facebook gimps don't like me😭
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@JMFG2615
J
11 months
Gotta laugh at all the eejits who berated people for not watching under Barton but are now saying they will potentially boycott games because an ex-City manager has had a conversation with the club🤣
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@JMFG2615
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6 years
My hero, my mate. Love you with everything. Rest easy you beauty x
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@JMFG2615
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6 years
Here’s to hoping my flatmates aren’t Pryzm nonces 🍺
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@JMFG2615
J
3 years
Against 9 men? This surely only means one thing
@Official_BRFC
Bristol Rovers
3 years
90' | 11 minutes added time. #SCFC 0-1 #BRFC
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1 year
Ragbag at it again. Shouldn't even be a surprise at this point but what a monumentally stupid video this was. Actual money was spent on this..
@Official_BRFC
Bristol Rovers
1 year
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5 years
Fucking hell you've really outdone yourself this time, oppressed by everyone and everything it seems. Poor woman
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4 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@JMFG2615
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7 years
Regardless of his relationship status, willingly having your ass munched in rams toilets is slightly worrying
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
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@Joannechocolat
Joanne Harris
5 years
Looks like we're doing that meme again, where you post pictures of the four celebrities you've been compared with physically... 😆
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3 years
@NovackDesign @EthanBr76853121 @PoliticsForAlI Because you were too busy fondling your Beyblades in school, chap
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@JMFG2615
J
4 years
Complaining about tier 4?😡😤 At least you're not being sieged by the Ottoman Empire in 1453.
@will_oufc
Will
4 years
People complaining about being in tier 4? 😡😡😡 At least you’re not in the trenches in 1914.
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J
6 years
Us blokes, especially, need to stick together and realise we aren’t all invincible. All it takes is to open up a bit to that one person you trust. Speak out, people will listen and people will support you. But I beg please do it before it’s too late. Love each other fellas❤️
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4 years
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8 years
@LewisChadwick7 you're an absolute cunt, bang out of order. You don't disrespect the girl who you loved a week ago🤔 cunt snm
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@JMFG2615
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6 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@JMFG2615
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1 year
@0contextrovers 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@JMFG2615
J
6 years
Pryzm 3 times in 5 days🤷🏻‍♂️
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J
6 years
Here’s to hoping my flatmates aren’t Pryzm nonces 🍺
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
Ready for my weekly dose of football-induced depression
@Official_BRFC
Bristol Rovers
4 years
👊 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐃𝐀𝐘! 🏆 @SkyBetLeagueOne 🆚 @HullCity 🏟️ KCOM Stadium ⏱️ 3pm KO 📺 Watch on iFollow! #BristolRovers
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J
5 years
Shit music & a massive wanker, why do people like the 1975???
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1 year
@TheRockRevival_ Debbie Harry, please and thank you
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7 months
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@JMFG2615
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11 months
Rejoice. See ya later nobhead🫡
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11 months
Can @Joey7Barton fuck off now?
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J
5 years
Not old enough to go on a night out, there’s your solution
@ellamillington_
ELLA MILL🍒
5 years
The amount of times myself (and my mates) get inappropriately touched/spoken to on a night out by men is fucking disgusting n the reason girls are insecure going out !!! Let me dance i don’t want to talk to u🤢
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@JMFG2615
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7 years
My a level results literally sum up everything, DED
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@JMFG2615
J
5 years
Now he’s not one of our players I can openly abuse him. You daft, useless ‘Mr 50/50’ cunt. Comments like these are the exact reason everybody hated you at Rovers, that and the total lack of commitment & ability of a donkey. Oh and shave your beard, you look like Borat.
@Stefanpaynee
Stefan Payne
5 years
Happy to have signed for @tranmererovers . Thank you for all of your kind messages, cannot wait to play in front of a proper fan base👊🏾💪🏽 #SWA
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6 years
Rest peacefully buddy. This world is repugnant and cruel but you deserved so much more and were let down by it. Wherever you are now, I hope you’re pain-free and living your best life. Can’t stress enough how important it is to check up on your mates if u think they’re struggling
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@JMFG2615
J
6 years
Very much considering replying. Little cash injection before uni, what do we reckon?
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1 year
@eastvillegas @ASPolice You're such a flannel Mike🤣
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J
1 year
Anaemic chips, cat food and coleslaw. Yum
@Official_BRFC
Bristol Rovers
1 year
🍟 Pulled BBQ chicken loaded fries will be available in Irene’s tonight, so get in early to get your portion!
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@JMFG2615
J
4 years
Since moving to Devon, the one thing I've realised is that a lot of people down here are absolutely fine with being publicly racist, blows my mind🤯
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@JMFG2615
J
3 years
Is it safe to say that if you don't rate Benzema then you don't know football?
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@JMFG2615
J
7 years
When u meet ur new boss n he asks you how u are, u mix up between all good and not bad and say yeah I'm not good, well done Jamie u weapon
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2 years
I'd bet it's not the first time you've watched a 7 year old.
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4 years
Time for a lot of lads to start facing the music n hold their hands up for the contribution they've made to the feeling of unsafety that most women feel.
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J
10 months
@Uk06nev @bbcbristolsport So is your hairline, ya folically challenged bingo-frequenter
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@JMFG2615
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7 years
A Levels done✅ A Levels passed❌
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
Tired of hearing it isn't Tisdale's fault cos the squad is so shit. Well guess what? It's the squad we're stuck with for the rest of the season. So, get a manager in who potentially can get results out of the squad we have got. Get. Him. Gone.
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@JMFG2615
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1 year
@Stefanpaynee @harryjenkins22 Shame fuck all happens in 90 when you're playing🫣
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@JMFG2615
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4 years
What a tweet
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@JMFG2615
J
3 years
Fines are not a punishment if you are a literal millionaire.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
3 years
West Ham have fined Kurt Zouma the maximum possible, two weeks' wages, which will be donated to animal welfare charities.
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@JMFG2615
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7 years
Sweetcorn on a roast = nonce
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3 years
Paul Tisdale is somehow employed again, Colchester's form about to take a nosedive
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@JMFG2615
J
4 years
This defo ain't it. If you don't understand mental illness related to body image then just don't comment on what you don't understand? Imagine actually thinking it's funny that someone could suffer from this too? Too many blokes who lack basic levels of empathy n human decency🤢
@ovoliver98
Oliver
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Imagine Ronaldo posted a topless pic and mandem start having full on breakdowns cos they ain’t built like him loool.
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@JMFG2615
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5 years
HAHAHAHAH SHES ONLY GONE AND TAKEN HER AGE OUT HER BIO 1-0 THE GALEANATOR
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J
7 years
@UmairRaja99 @Rasmasnl @hughwizzy Nope, pretty sure he said Sanogo
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@JMFG2615
J
5 years
Top up the snooter & try again bud
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
5 years
Glastonbury hero @mannerzzzz AKA #AlexFromGlasto rapping live on #GMB for superfans @piersmorgan and @susannareid100 👊👊
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4 years
Calling someone, who votes against feeding hungry kids, a cunt apparently warrants twitter jail. I'm free now and @kevin_j_foster you're still a cunt
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6 months
@puffpuff65 Well done, she's 13
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4 years
Bristol Rovers getting a new stadium
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@JMFG2615
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6 years
Never in my entire life thought I’d get the opportunity to see Paul Weller and Noel Gallagher covering a Beatles song together. Simply sublime, what an evening
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5 months
What in the fuck have I just read
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4 years
Recording yourself driving whilst you're 34 weeks pregnant???????????????????
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6 years
@_NathanLFC @MichaelVowles10 @England Was gonna tweet this as a follow-up but felt bad for the bloke
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@JMFG2615
J
5 years
5 iron. Just can’t seem to hit the fucking thing
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
5 years
Which club do you absolutely HATE? 🤔
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@JMFG2615
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6 years
No genre of music is ‘better’ than another. People enjoy whatever they enjoy, so let them listen without being a cunt
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1 year
@ethanrogers99 Mike has friends in high places - like waiting at the top of the slide in a playground.
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@JMFG2615
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5 years
Happy 18th birthday to the best little brother I never had. Finally a fucking adult which means you can start acting like one, jks love you❤️ have a quality day & I’ll see ya as soon as I can👨‍👦
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