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@JME_2003
Coach John
8 years
God gained an angel today that touched countless lives. I love you with all my heart, Coach Gill.
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@thebengalorian maybe run thru the ball carrier like you’re taught in little league instead of grabbing him & leaving your feet to use all your weight to pull him down. this isn’t how you’re taught to tackle. cry about it.
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@MonseBolanos How did you get a job talking about football? You’re embarrassing yourself
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@Stanimal032 @TorreVandy @thebengalorian it’s the NFLs job which is why they made the rule
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@oranicuhh @nfray20 being 600 pounds restricts your ability to do almost anything. not sure what you’re going on about. it’s pretty weird.
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5 years
I’m very proud to announce that i have accepted a position teaching & coaching football at Prince Edward County High School. I am so excited for this next chapter.
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@positionsmafia @awfulannouncing Last 6 games of regular season Allen: 81.8 passer rating 1,431 pass yards 7 pass TD 6 INT Lamar: 109.8 passer rating 1,501 pass yards 14 Pass TD 2 INT
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@LndsPatterson burrow got swept by baltimore not sure how he planned on making it there
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@Stanimal032 @thebengalorian he’s not behind him he is adjacent. angle tackles are practiced every day
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6 months
@TorreVandy @Stanimal032 @thebengalorian probably. mark andrews season also isn’t over.
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5 years
15 year old me >>>>>
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6 years
lmaoooooo
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5 years
i have two brothers in my class who are muslim. they got into an argument this morning & one of them says “i’m gonna tell mom you be eating bacon” 🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
bartender just told me to thank my momma for raising me right bc i’ve said please & thank you for every drink. is that not normal?
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6 years
this is how kids act when they’ve never been punched in the face
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A group of students from Covington Catholic High School were mocking Nathan Phillips, a Vietnam veteran, as he was singing the AIM Song during the Indigenous Peoples March. Doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on, this is unacceptable.
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6 years
it’s chess dumb bitch
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6 years
hip hop is a popularity contest. you can’t tell me y’all really think drake can RAP better than pusha T
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6 years
i will brag for the rest of my life about how in the 2013 VHSL playoffs, me & my boys beat the first brothers to get drafted in the first round in nfl history. #KnightsNation #434
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Coach John
3 years
when MJ was 35 scottie pippen missed more than half the season and MJ lead the bulls to a league best 62 wins while playing all 82 games. But pippen was the leader? you have no clue what you’re talking about
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@JME_2003 @EvilSteveUrkel @SighBell @Nayagator @ByronGolby @JakeAndHoops When Jordan was 35, he was playing little to no defense. Pippen was leading the team. JORDAN was the scorer. He had one job in a horrible watered-down era. At 35 who was Jordan toughest defender???
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8 years
It's funny that the same people that bad mouthed Obama for 8 years are telling us we need to accept and respect our new president.
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5 years
it makes it a lot easier to go to work when you wake up to messages like this.
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6 years
lol aye bro facebook is hilarious
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6 years
i been saying this lil mf is the devil 😂😂 say “lil uzi vert” real fast & tell me what it sounds like... 🤔🤔
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8 months
@cincylys absolutely not
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6 years
when the wrong people are no longer in your life, the right things start happening.
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7 months
The man himself
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7 years
send prayers up for my dad one time.
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5 years
great day to be a hornet
@espn
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5 years
HE RIPPED IT OPEN THIS WITH HIS TEETH 😯 (via @xfl2020 )
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7 years
who said they can cover @Guess_Who_4 ?? The ODAC is in trouble this year!!
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Coach John
2 years
when I got the job at buckingham I told myself I’d do everything I could to get my players a chance to play college football. I’m very proud to say that I officially have 6 players scheduled for their first college visit this saturday
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5 years
I had a successful football season as we were able to win a district title. Now I have my eyes on another district title & am excited for my new endeavor as the varsity baseball coach. #WhatOffSeason ?
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6 years
y’all do too much recording & not enough ass whooping
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6 years
you’re always one decision away from a totally different life
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7 years
one of my favorite memories from high school was telling my teachers my SAT score & having none of them believe me bc they all thought i was dumb. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Coach John
5 years
when i don’t know anything about the topic being discussed; i don’t comment. some of y’all should try it.
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3 years
today was my first day coaching in over a year bc of covid. i finally feel like i have a purpose again 🙏🏼
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7 years
29 mass shooting in 45 days
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8 years
Y'all gon stop doing me like this
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7 years
why did my parents sit me down and tell me they are ready for grandkids 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Coach John
7 years
Happy birthday Dyzhawn. you would have been 21 today. 3 time all state & one of the best teammates i ever had. continue to watch over us big dawg. You’re truly missed.
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Coach John
5 years
when you tryna drink a cookout milkshake thru the straw
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5 years
“When you trynna drink a Oreo shake from jack in the box” 😂
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it’s too early
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8 years
if you 20 or older and your significant other is in high school still.... wyd?
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Coach John
2 years
dude in front of me at sheetz told the cashier “yo i forgot my wallet can i just cashapp you” ?????????????
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7 years
sorry mom i can't shave, im growing my beard so i can be post malone for halloween
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5 years
don’t ask me to get nothing out your purse bc ima just bring you the whole bag
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6 months
@DP_Lavezzi22 just to stand there looking small
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8 years
proud of my brother. 2 touchdowns today.
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6 years
ok i finished college what now
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6 years
our generation really can’t do anything without posting it on social media
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5 years
anybody making fun of @JoelEmbiid for crying after the game never put their heart into something & came up short.
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Coach John
11 years
Got accepted to HSC
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3 years
@hydrah @HoodieRamey watch more football
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6 years
bc stupid people still exist
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6 years
best one yet 😂😂
@HammerGee__
MemphisMade💜
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LeBron: Why tf you ain’t shoot J.R: I was trynna find Kyrie LeBron: Nigga Kyrie in Boston J.R: On god ?
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these kids in my class eating general tso’s & buffalo chicken dip at 8 in the morning...
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6 years
one favorite & i’ll black out tonight
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Coach John
4 years
man my generation don’t know how to sit tf down somewhere!!! every time i get on snapchat y’all are out & about. GO HOME!! when we’re still locked down at the end of the summer it’ll be y’all fault for taking everything as a joke.
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6 years
wtf do y’all be talking about on here
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Girls who suck at driving have the biggest hearts
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good ole HSC 💀
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6 years
yes
@Im_0n1
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Is jheno aiko really THAT much badder than Ariana grande ? Lol
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this is the year UVA beats Tech
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@LA_noCali @shannonsharpeee bruh cannot run at all 🤣🤣 took him damn near 5 seconds to get across the street talm bout “ima catch ya”
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being fake woke is a mental illness
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3 years
when shorty ask u to hold her purse:
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9 years
mood this weekend:
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6 years
literally any establishment that has quesadillas
@Eric_Kumah11
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Name a place wit better quesadillas then Taco Bell 🤫
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y’all really out here defending a rapist bc you liked his tv show....? whew
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2 years
biggest game of my young coaching career tomorrow. Buckingham vs Appo Let’s do the damn thing
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4 months
Buckingham Baseball has finished the regular season undefeated at 16-0 while out scoring opponents 159-25. First round of the Region tournament will be at home on Monday May 27th.
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4 years
videos like this always make me wonder how many people were wrongfully convicted or murdered before camera phones were invented.... imagine that phone call being played in court without video evidence.
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4 years
tom brady this tom brady that... how about the bucs defense shutting down Brees, Rodgers & then Mahomes? defense still wins championships folks
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4 years
idc how much i like you i’m not texting anyone ALL day EVERY day. there isn’t that much stuff to talk about lol
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3 years
dont save anything for a special occasion. being alive is the special occasion.
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@fritztheyodeler @BBGreatMoments he pitched 8 innings giving up 1 run with 10 Ks. not his fault louisville didn’t bring their bats. he did his job.
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3 years
lord i see what you have done for others
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5 years
imagine being sad at 40 because you didint go hard right now.
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6 years
my mans Khabib is a fuckin gangsta. he said he’s ready to die behind his family. 💯
@BleacherReport
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Khabib threatening to quit 👀
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the funniest thing to me is Rage Against The Machine fans figuring out that they were a liberal band & getting mad about it. What machine did you think they were raging against? The washing machine?
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11 years
Amazing article about an amazing man. We love you Coach Gill!! http://t.co/GeZEMCbYUX
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@NateD2207 @thebengalorian lmfao burrow is 1-4 against lamar, kid. burrow had 5 TDs in the entire 2021 postseason run. Lamar had 4 on saturday. Lamar > Burrow & it’s not very close
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6 years
i stopped watching the grammys when Macklemore won over GOOD kid MAAD city in 2014 lmao
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6 years
so thankful for my parents man
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respect everyone
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6 years
*New Patek comes on at the function* me: “UR GIRLFRIEND LOVES MY DRIP”
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4 years
i promise y’all don’t gotta record a video or take a picture for every single thing that happens in your life smh
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4 years
i remember on new year’s eve in like 7th grade i tried to be so player and send a mass text to like 10 girls saying “happy new years beautiful” at midnight but for some reason i put “happy bday” instead of new years. so 10 girls replied to me like “wtf it’s not my birthday”.
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Attention all "men". YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR FEMALES.
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4 years
I remember when snapchat didn't even have stories.
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you don’t
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7 years
dear all the people defending the white supremacists marching in charlottesville.... just say you're racist & go.
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you ever feel like you just know a bunch of mfs & don’t really have no real friends?
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@GiveEmMoZo
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@JME_2003 Oh wow, congrats man! This is big time! Couldn’t get enough of taking those football Ls to Goochland huh? 😂 jk but nah this is dope
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i remember in college i never had to buy toilet paper bc justin would steal rolls from the bathrooms on campus and bring them back to the apartment. #hustler
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I could not live in gate city. A bunch of white trash inbred mountain people smh
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