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I've got this pathetically weak bladder. I'm like an old woman who's had a baby. DJ for the @MUSTANGS_HOCKEY . He/Him pronouns.

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined January 2009
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Paris Hilton’s 2006 track Stars Are Blind>Any Madonna song.
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@MutualSure Dennis West.
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I just wanted a Piastri podium. #P1
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@EngineMode11 I bet Matt and Tommy will start their own thing and it becomes a big deal quick. The same thing happened with WhatCulture and Cultaholic in the pro wrestling space back in 2018 or so.
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As is tradition at this point, @SciNate and I from 2020 and today!
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@Geoisonfire @SOTSPodcast The last 4 songs in order were I’m Not Okay, In The End, Good Riddance and Thnks fr th Mmrs.
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11 months
Why didn’t Rodger say this. #TraitorsAU
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5 months
Today is my three month anniversary with my partner and honestly, this is the best relationship I’ve ever been in.
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@RBRWrestling Drew McIntyre is better than Roman Reigns.
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1 year
Job interview look, is it cunt?
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Taylor Sheesh here we come!
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1 year
Finally leaving the house. Seeing @ReubenKaye tonight.
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7 months
do you look your age? (29)
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1 year
Doing my thing.
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3 months
I haven’t been this happy with a haircut in quite some time.!
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7 days
My boyfriend and I look great here.
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2 years
I tasked @fwmelb to take some photos with me. What do you think of this?
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1 year
And I’m excited to be back playing for my legions of fan. Same as last year, I’ll be posting the playlists on Twitter!
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Excited for the DJ @JJSMI Concert tonight at OBrien Group Arena!
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I got attacked by a water slide.
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1 year
If you want find me, you know where I am.
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5 months
Good evening.
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8 months
I found the thing drier than my sense of humour.
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5 months
First selfie in your camera roll vs last selfie.
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@elliebean666
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I look… considerably less dead inside lmao First selfie in your camera roll vs last selfie
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2 years
Do I get Maccas, KFC or IKEA meatballs for lunch? I am ever so slightly hungover.
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1 year
This did numbers back in September.
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liyah biaa 🤍
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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1 year
Drop a cool photo of you doing your job. There is no way to make call centre work look cool so here is me doing radio.
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Drop a cool photo of you doing your job. The Light side vs The Dark side
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Surely it’s a non elimination if George is being sent home tonight. It’d be a ratings disaster if George went home. #SurvivorAU
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2 months
Dream guest on my podcast? Probably one of my exes. On @JOY949 from 7am.
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1 year
Good morning.
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9 months
I think I’m serving.
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2 years
This popped on my Facebook. Cute photo of @fwmelb and I from Midsumma 2020. Thanks @deanarcuri .
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3 years
Related, this track is a fucking banger
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5 months
I haven’t posted the cat in a little bit.
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1 year
He usually doesn’t want a bar of me so it’s nice that he has come for a cuddle this morning.
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1 year
I like pressing buttons and making peoples dreams to hear Carly Rae Jepsen’s classic hits come true.
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3 months
3 people have now said my boyfriend looks like Girthmasterr.
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1 year
Pokémon cap era Jayden was UNSTOPPABLE!
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U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my mustache is so rideable”?
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1 year
Good afternoon.
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2 years
Hey mates. How are we today?
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9 months
I don’t need anything from IKEA but I need to get my steps up somehow.
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1 year
Mario Kart with friends like @MrGolding21 and @fwmelb is fun, even when you lose
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3 months
Good afternoon.
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2 years
Hi, I am @fwmelb ’s personal photographer wishing him a happy 22nd birthday with a collection of his best looks…with me also in the photo.
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4 years
Pre tapped Big Brother is like Coke No Sugar. You can do it but you shouldn’t because it’s bad. #BBAU
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Good afternoon.
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@WWEAustralia @WWERomanReigns No. Finn never got his rematch
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Before I got caught in the deluge.
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Have a party to go to but I don’t really want to go. Let’s see if the Rosè is motivating.
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6 months
Missed him in 2023 but got the @SciNate selfie again!
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As is tradition at this point, @SciNate and I from 2020 and today!
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I also bumped into @LukeWMcGregor yesterday who very kindly let me get a quick photo.
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Congrats to Doja Cat anyway here is Super Shy #hottest100 .
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1 year
Good morning friends, There is a new season of I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson coming out tonight. This will be my entire personality for the few months. Just watch the show, it’s easier this way. Watch it with a big pour of wine and popcorn.
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@purplepingers OMFG! I worked with your wife. She was like the nicest person I’ve met at my current job.
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1 year
Took this at the NGV yesterday.
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5 months
How good does my dinner look?
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2 years
Please be nice to me today. I’ve lost my voice.
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Life update.
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I’m a proud father.
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1 year
Gm.
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Good afternoon.
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1 year
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The face of a man who forgot he booked a haircut until an hour ago.
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1 year
I love picking last season F1 merch on sale. $20!
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Sonia Kruger didn’t even deserve a nomination. #Logies
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Before and after. I finally got some chest hair in the process too.
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going to a water park hungover? It’s more common than you think.
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@PollsScene Memphis May Fire
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2 years
One last photo on here before I get my haircut tomorrow morning.
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2 years
My nails for Midsumma carnival tomorrow. Thoughts?
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Made it to the beach. I didn’t bring my beach clothes.
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My #Midsumma nails
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2 years
Get a barber you can talk metalcore with.
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1 year
For anyone in Australian Box Office numbers, Barbie’s made 16m more than Avatar 2 made at the same point. It’s going to be one of the biggest films in Australian history.
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gm.
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AUSTRALIANS WITH DISNEY+: The Menu has just been added.
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gm.
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Sunny Day Real Estate Market Crash #ruina90sband
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Friday night hockey. Tonight the @Mustangs_Hockey are playing the @melbourneice and I am playing the tunes.
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The resemblance is uncanny.  
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So my “Jayden is depressed” weekend is off to a great start…
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The face of a man who forgot he booked a haircut until an hour ago.
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Powers and all that shit
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gm.
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I’ve met some of my best friends on Grindr. That’s my cute story. #MetOnGrindr
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It’s not a holiday unless it involves rollercoasters or water slides.
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9 months
Wedding looks. Had a wonderful day!
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1 year
Had an absolute blast DJing for ICE HQ's Emo Night on Saturday. Played all the essentials (Paramore,My Chemical Romance, Blink 182 and Bring Me the Horizon)
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Love ya dad.
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I love Paramore. Hayley Williams is mother.
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1 year
I, the self proclaimed Max Verstappen of Mario Kart had to.
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3 years
Hey @TwitterSupport , thanks for this but a better use of this time would be to unsuspend @ourmoshpit_ which was incorrectly suspended for tweeting a @CitizenMi song title.
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Looking awful but this is the playlist Player walk out 1. @linkinpark - Papercut 2. @spiritboxband - The Void 3. @MartinGarrix and @mestomusic - Limitless 4. @FatboySlim - Right Here, Right Now
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