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John James Jacoby

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@WordPress @BuddyPress @bbPress . Author. Entertainer. Roller skates 808s Onewheels Puppy tails. 🛼🥁🛞🐶 Happy to be helpful!

East Troy, WI
Joined August 2008
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John James Jacoby
2 years
How to live a happy life: – budget liberally – spend conservatively – gift generously – wait patiently – forgive immediately – apologize genuinely – teach gently – listen intently – love endlessly – work happily – laugh with your belly – smile with your eyes – pet every dog
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10 months
My current tech stack: 1. WordPress
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John James Jacoby
3 years
I wanna do a WordPress interview series where I sit down with another person, face to face, in front of an audience, and talk about real difficult emotional heartfelt stuff. I have a vision of laughs, tears, stories, triumphs, failures, fun, learning, and group therapy.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Please check out my WP User Profiles plugin. It's one of my favorite small plugins, and it improves one of the more neglected WordPress admin screens.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I'm retiring from software & devoting my life to jazz so WordPress names a release after me. 🎷🎶 WordPress 68 "Jacoby" will include a brand new Hexagonal Prism-Based Full-Life Editing experience and finally finish the custom Post Status API. What will your release include?
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Hey I’m 42 today ☀️
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John James Jacoby
4 years
WordPress: “Welcome to the block editor” Me: “Yeah hi we’ve met at least 100 times”
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Hello. I’m very lucky that you’re following me. Thank you. 💞
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Confession: every Halloween for the past five years I’ve been sneaking invisible bits of Critical Race Theory into every tiny snickers bar I’ve ever handed out.
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John James Jacoby
2 years
Gutenberg is getting better. 💙 Thank you to everyone who is diligently improving it.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
I love WordPress 💙
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John James Jacoby
3 years
I know I haven’t always been, but I hope to be a better source of inspiration, particularly to and in the WordPress space. I’ve made a bunch of changes and am enjoying the work I’m doing, and can feel the healing effects on my life from them all. Optimism. Imagine that. 🎈
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I’ve been doing the whole work-from-home remote-employee thing for ten years, and I want everyone to know that I still usually put my pants on like everyone else does – one leg at a time, in the afternoon, and sometimes backwards on accident because they’re totally sweatpants.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Tell me a WordPress story…
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3 years
I've recently been nominated to speak at WordCamp US. There's no guarantee I will be picked to present, but it is exciting, and I'd really like to put on a great show for everyone. If you had to hear me and see me on your screen for 40ish minutes, how would you want that to go?
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John James Jacoby
2 months
@EM_RESUS Polyfractal Myoosteoclastic Fibromaltransposia A rare (and highly perplexing condition) characterized by the spontaneous formation of multifocal, intertissular fibrocalcifications within the myoosteal matrix. The condition is often identified through a CT scan, which reveals an
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Actual footage of me writing a blog post in Gutenberg with several paragraphs and a few image galleries:
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John James Jacoby
3 years
This is the add-on that changes Sugar Calendar forever. Advanced Recurring took almost an entire year to invent, test, and deploy. We ported the RRULE spec directly to PHP from the iCalendar RFC, because nothing existed to do what we needed. Super proud of this effort. 🏔
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🎉Advanced Recurring 1.0.0 is out!🎉 This is our most asked-for and anticipated Pro Add-on, exclusive to our Professional & Ultimate license holders. Our team has been painstakingly building this since 2019, and we are so excited for you to enjoy it!
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John James Jacoby
2 years
2 weeks ago, at 42 years old, I was officially diagnosed with ADHD by my primary care physician. He prescribed 20mg Adderall. Every morning at 7am I take a silly-looking pill, and now my whole body feels like it works a little bit better than the day before. It’s surreal. AMA.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
I’ll just update this plugin real quick…
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Unpopular developer opinion, and also venting... I hate that everything I do requires command line stuff. I miss installers, GUIs, and IDE integration with my tools. I spend most of my workday frustrated at how broken everything is. It is a genuine shock when something works.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
It’s OK for software to not change dramatically every year or two. Everything keeps changing, and almost none of it is actually better than it was before. Consider doing nothing instead.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
WP Datepicker Styling is now compatible with WordPress 5.7! 🚀 If you still use the jQuery UI Datepicker widget in your WordPress plugins, this CSS file makes them look pretty 💄
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Transients Manager 2.0 is out! 🎉 My 1st release at @AwesomeMotive working on Open Source software, I helped @wpbeginner totally refresh this awesome development tool (originally created by @pippinsplugins ) that is active on +20k sites! 🤩 Update today!
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John James Jacoby
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How many times have you written some WordPress code to help you with storing the state of whether-or-not a logged-in user clicked "dismiss" on an admin-area notice, promo, or banner? Yeah. Us, too. Persistent Dismissible, a utility from @SandhillsDev .
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John James Jacoby
4 years
What is your favorite WordPress plugin, and why? 💙
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John James Jacoby
3 years
It sucks, big time. It's not fun. It's not better, or easier, or more accessible. It's a hostile takeover via friendly fire. And I'm really, really depressed about it.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Hey there, welcome to Twitter! 👋 Here’s how it works: You type a profound idea: “I like bananas” The world replies: “Banana farmers are slaves so you support slavery and I will never support the company you work for ever again you monster I hope you die.” Enjoy Twitter! 🥰
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John James Jacoby
4 years
If you’re wondering how my campaign is going for town chairperson in East Troy, WI… 😬
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John James Jacoby
4 years
When I die, this will be on my headstone.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
This, to me, is like starting out $15k in technical debt. It’s a garage full of fancy tools to work on your Schwinn. Are there times when you can do it & it makes sense? Natch. But 99% of the time, just build the darn plugin before you suffocate it with all this overhead.
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Boilerplate for #WordPress plugin using autoload, coding standard, webpack, PHP/JS tests, etc.
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John James Jacoby
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I’m certainly guilty of this type of thinking, and it’s always regretful. The irony, is that it comes from feeling the most insecure or vulnerable or self-aware of how unimportant I am, and existentially that everything is – a subconscious overreaction from gazing into the
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Matt Mullenweg
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People think they're a lot more important than they actually are.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Everyone should learn to code. Coding is a science of solving problems with words. Variables. Tasks. Prioritization. Organization. Objects. Properties. Scopes. Executing. Optimizing. Sharing. Every credit transfers to non-coding scenarios. It is cardio for your imagination.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
In my off-hours, I’ve been coding a 100% vanilla JavaScript video game. It’s been extremely fun to work on, both as a coding exercise and as working towards a personal goal. It isn’t very good or fun yet, but it is to the point where I can see it becoming both of those things!
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Props @photomatt , fashion influencer 🐝
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John James Jacoby
2 years
One of the best surprise WordCamp gifts I’ve ever received � cc @inpsyde @nullbytes 💚
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John James Jacoby
3 years
My personal WordPress goal, is to have a Prince-like vault of thousands of plugins and contributions and collaborations. When I die, I want all of you to be combing through millions of lines of code being opened up by my estate. Is that weird? Probably! Oh well! 💜🎸
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Very proud of Apple for their commitment to environmental sustainability this year with the 2021 MacBook Pro lineup. These new machines are designed and manufactured from 100% recycled ideas. ♻️
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John James Jacoby
4 years
When WordPress hits 51% market share, www becomes the Word Wide Web.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Handcrafted Limited-Release WordPress Plugins MADE WITH 100% REAL CODE
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John James Jacoby
3 years
An advent calendar where the doors all open on their own to reveal new JavaScript frameworks you need to learn by December 25 no pressure
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John James Jacoby
2 years
nostalgia hits haaaaaaaard 🥊
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John James Jacoby
3 years
If recent changes to the WP User Avatar plugin aren’t your cup of tea, give my WP User Avatars plugin (with an “s”) a try! It’s one of my favorite little plugins that I’m committed to keeping lean and clean forever.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
WP Multi Network 2.4.2, go! This niche plugin provides a UI to hidden WordPress multisite functionality enabling Sites to be grouped into Networks. This release fixes 3 bugs & is the first to use GitHub Actions for deployments. 💙 @10up @thespacedmonkey
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Me using Query Monitor to debug an addon for Query Monitor
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I like the WordPress. This is not investment advice.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
This was about @AwesomeMotive . Everything about the @SandhillsDev transition has been well-executed, encouraging, and delightful. I’m so excited about the future of all of our products, and to work with such a phenomenal group of people. 🙌
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Something happened today that hasn’t happened to me in a very long time. Some of you will know immediately what I mean. Most of you won’t. I was… impressed.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Huge thank you to everyone that's contributed to translating the Post Type Switcher plugin for WordPress to 22 languages. You are amazing. I appreciate you. 🙏
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Automattic’s ability to devote more staff resources to navigate the growing complexity of teams, processes, history, and initiatives gives them a disproportionate advantage when it comes to influencing the future of WordPress. Bubbles via @AudrasJb and
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Actual footage of me wanting to quickly open a file and browse to a function with no intention of refactoring the entire file:
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I’ll just manually edit this serialized data quick…
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Shopping for office furniture. This is my inspiration. Any recs?
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John James Jacoby
2 years
WordPress Opinion: developers should never build something that needs to expose a post ID to a user. If you need a user to input a post ID, give them a GUI to do it. At least: a text input with an AJAX powered search (bbPress.) Standard: a select element with limited options.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
I’d like to nominate @SergeyBiryukov to perform the first WordPress core commit from space. How do we get him up there with internet access and a laptop? Kind of not joking!
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I know Chosen isn't everyone's favorite jQuery Select library anymore, but I continue to enjoy using it on my own site for little UX improvements like these:
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Hello.
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John James Jacoby
2 years
I’m 195lbs, down from 230 high. My upticks correlate to different meds my doctor and I were trying to help with depression, that also noticeably increased my appetite. Gaining/losing 35lbs affected me in the obvious societal ways, negative & positive. Feeling better/happier 💪
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John James Jacoby
3 years
I'm putting $100 towards sponsoring someone on a future episode of @mattreport . Reply here if you have a WordPress product or service to advertise but not $100 to do it with. I'll pick one, either randomly or because I like it the most. No strings attached. Just $100 for free.
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John James Jacoby
1 year
Happy birthday, @WordPress 🎂 #WP20 Thank you, for saving my life & setting me free I love you 💙 –JJJ
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Boston Dynamics releases test footage of me navigating a bunch of blocks 😬
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John James Jacoby
4 years
This WordPress ticket, with 1 screen shot and 2 small patches, took me 1 hour. 2 hours of a 40 hour workweek is 5%. This extremely minor CSS change is 2.5% of the weekly FFTF suggestion. This is why democratizing publishing matters. It all takes time.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Robinhood Yesterday: Take from the rich and give to the poor. Robinhood Today: Fuck poor people.
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John James Jacoby
2 years
Thinking of updating my bio everywhere to: “All-time worst-selling plugin author.” 💙
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Checkout my Only Fans
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John James Jacoby
4 years
What is the most amazing Gutenberg block that you’ve seen? Plugin. Theme. Client site. Something you built but can’t share. Tell me. Show me. Make me a believer.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Say what you will about jQuery, but the jQuery UI team absolutely nailed the UX on the draggable, droppable, resizable, selectable, and sortable interactions.
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John James Jacoby
1 year
In WordPress land, the opposite of an Anonymous Function is a Johnonymous Function… A function name that is so long & underscore’d it may as well be a unit test, likely includes “maybe”, and accepts every possible argument: wp_maybe_shes_born_with_it_maybe_its( $args )
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Remember when you were a kid and your parents had a friend who knew a guy who lived off the grid in a shed away from technology and the government and everyone called him crazy? I think I’m that guy but with WiFi.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
My non-WordPress in-person friends have never heard about most of the stuff we talk about or care about on Twitter, on Make, in Slack, on Trac, or on GitHub, etc... The credits do not transfer. This world is a weird one, and only getting weirder.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Unpopular opinion: you should work weekends. I worked all weekend long… …on my garage… …and we hosted a birthday party in there on Saturday… …and everyone had a wonderful time! 🎈
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John James Jacoby
2 years
when a WordPress plugin activates ok but fatal errors on the next page load
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Today’s primary election results are in! Overall, what I expected. There’s definitely work to do from now until April 6, and together I’m confident we can make it happen and bring down our local old guard! ❤️🤍💙
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John James Jacoby
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There are many days where, to me, being a PHP developer and a WordPress plugin developer primarily (but also deep into low level core APIs) feels a lot like how I imagine being an archeologist must feel. Lots of dust and research, scouring forgotten lands for mysteries. 🦕
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I made some new friends today! One of them was an old Twitter WordPress friend that I'd never met or talked to anywhere but here, even though we've been at the same WordCamps together but never intersected. I love the internet, so much.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
devs: the perfect IDE does not exist me:
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John James Jacoby
2 years
OMG @1Password WOO WOO WOO 🥳🥳🥳
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John James Jacoby
2 years
2004: Me using MAMP 2022: Me using MAMP PRO
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Perhaps this is easy to say in retrospect, but a closely arranged in-person State of the Word full of brilliant minds in New York City right before Christmas while a multi-year worldwide pandemic ruthlessly kills millions proves just how easily these massive mistakes are made.
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John James Jacoby
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Holy crap
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Coding all day is like…
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Fact: all of my WordPress plugins are 98% shrimp-tails and 2% code. The plugin guidelines do not require plugin authors to disclose their ingredients, because Jetpack. All you need is 🍤. 🍤 is all you need.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I am a magnet. I attract the weirdest and most frustrating customer service experiences possible. This chat with a support rep took 15 minutes to play out, and literally nothing even happened.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
class_alias( 'WP_Meta_Query', 'WP_Meat_Query' );
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John James Jacoby
3 years
"This branch is 12 commits ahead, 1830 commits behind"
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John James Jacoby
3 years
If you don’t wave at the end of your @Zoom calls who even are you really? You probably don’t wave at horses or airplanes either you heartless brutes come on.
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John James Jacoby
2 years
Hello from the U.S. to all of my friends at #WCEU 👋 I sincerely hope you all enjoy what is clearly going to be an absolutely wonderful event 💙
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John James Jacoby
21 days
Which one of you is this?! 😍 #WordPress #roadamerica
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John James Jacoby
2 months
@EM_RESUS In your professional experience, what secret code-words do you suggest someone in the United States use with their general physician to politely ask them to perform a thorough check of ones internal guts for worms & worm accessories?
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John James Jacoby
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Open source projects with conditions are like:
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John James Jacoby
4 years
I switched to an M1 powered MacBook Air for all of my work & OSS development. Netbeans (and JDK) work as expected, using Rosetta2. iTerm2, Homebrew, Starship, Pastebot, CleanshotX, and SequelAce all work normally. I push code to a Raspberry Pi running Ubuntu 20 as my “local”.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Facebook’s new name will be an unpronounceable symbol, and we will all refer to it as the Cesspool formerly known as Facebook.
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John James Jacoby
3 years
Get ready WordPress people, because next month we all celebrate Blocktoberfest together
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John James Jacoby
3 years
“Is this project dead?” is to open source software what “I didn’t know you were pregnant!” is to someone who is not pregnant.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Do you ever worry about working from home every day and not eating well and sitting for too long so you stand up to stretch causing a little panel on your arm to pop open revealing some sweet electronics and the fact that you're the robot clone of your previous self? Me neither.
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John James Jacoby
4 years
You either wp_die() a hero-image, or you keep-alive long enough that you’re _doing_it_wrong().
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John James Jacoby
2 years
Me at my next WordCamp…
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Once again, iTerm2's release notes keeping it real
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John James Jacoby
4 years
May your Monday include many bug fixes and performance improvements. 🖖
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John James Jacoby
4 years
Are you frustrated all of the time? Do you feel like the world is a big terrible hopeless ball of misery? You must be using software!
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