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@JDangzalan

4 years

If you’re here to shit on my day.. keep scrolling. I ain’t got time for that bull shit...... next. #AllOutOfFucks

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@JDangzalan

10 months

Would you live in this tiny home? Me: Absolutely ❤️

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@JDangzalan

2 years

Please tell me you store a pan or 2 in your oven??

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@JDangzalan

4 years

My town

We Are Never Going Back!

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4 years

Chief of police taking a knee in Santa Cruz, California.

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8 months

Last night just after midnight I received a call my dad had passed away. It has been a rough year under Hospice care and watching his decline. He was 88 years old. #AlzheimersSucks #Alzheimers #HospiceCare

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Can’t decide which is the real picture..... could I get a little help here? 🤔

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@JDangzalan

5 years

It’s official I am now an adult. Happy 49th Birthday to me.

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4 years

I NEED THIS!!!!

StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻

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4 years

Mood

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@JDangzalan

5 years

Apparently I can’t dress myself... that’s a dry sheet coming out of my pant leg.. I’ve been at work for 4 hours. 😂😂😂

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@JDangzalan

3 years

Love this!! 😊🤗😘 🌈💜

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse You know who contributed something good & productive in their own community when they resided @WhiteHouse is this wonderful, beautiful women, who is a role model for people world wide. It definitely did not take her to build a tennis pavilion to get there. #BeBest

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@JDangzalan

4 years

It’s official, I can no longer say.... I am almost 50❣️ This is me being 50. Happy Birthday to me❣️ 🎉 🥳 🎂

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@gnuman1979 @littledeekay Seriously right...... 😂😂😂 Me.

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@JDangzalan

10 months

@LeftwardSwing This makes me feel warm fuzzies inside. Looking forward to seeing these young people show up at the polls and vote.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Was it something I said?? 😂😂😂😂😂

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@JDangzalan

4 years

I’m tempted to put a dab of super glue on a mini cut on my finger...is this optional.

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@JDangzalan

2 years

@LizabellaBella @joncoopertweets Maybe…. Maybe not!! 😂😂😂

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Curious have you found “The ONE”?

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@JDangzalan

4 years

When is the last time you cried? Do you remember..... I do. 🥲

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@JDangzalan

4 years

😂😂😂😂

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@JDangzalan

3 years

@abigail_adams76 @EAlexander46 Can we all volunteer to show up for a work day and bring it back. I’m in!! I really miss this.

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@JDangzalan

6 years

@katbeee @Ocasio2018 ... comfortably in my home town. I do not have $5000. In savings. I wish I did. I consider myself middle class would love to have money in savings. But life is what it is.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@larry31225291 Presidential

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4 years

@SassyKadiK @ResisterSerena

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@JDangzalan

4 years

What strange thing do you do? Me: I heat up water in my coffee cup so my cup is good and hot before I pour my coffee. ☕️☕️

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@JDangzalan

3 years

So this happened yesterday. How could I say no to a face like that. #FurBaby

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@UROCKlive1 @realDonaldTrump #Truth

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@TomBossert You think?? #FuckTrump

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Brace yourself..... I had no idea... this is a first. 👏👏👏

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@JDangzalan

3 years

Took a 3 month Twitter break. What did I miss?

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Law and Order.... 😂😂😂😂

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Am I the only one at this point, who puts her hair up.... brushed my teeth, No shower.... mask on and leaves the house.....cause at this point, I don’t give a fuck?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@JDangzalan

2 years

@wendy_resists During her only time as a pretend First Lady.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

For all those F U C K E R S who traveled for Christmas... Shame on you.... we’re in the middle of a GLOBAL FUCKEN PANDEMIC.... All that we needed was everyone to .....STAY THE FUCK HOME. F U C K - Y OU - V E R Y - M U C H

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@JDangzalan

6 years

@katbeee @Ocasio2018 I’m a grown ass women. Started working at 16, collected unemployment once in my lifetime, never received public assistance, have a retirement plan, a mortgage payment, 2 kids, employer sponsored health insurance, pay bills on time, and I consider myself middle class. I live...

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Wow..... just heard on the News that an Anonymous donation made to the Hospital I work for.... funds are for staff nurses, aides, security etc. Such a generous donation. 💙

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@JDangzalan

5 years

Curious.... do you use Mayo or Butter for your grilled cheese??

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@JDangzalan

4 years

FUCK JOEL OSTEEN 🖕🤬🖕

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@YegRiverEdm I say to those Fuckers who write-in their vote is the same as a vote for tRump. Fuck that 🖕😖🖕 #VoteBlueNoMatterWho

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@JDangzalan

4 years

After a Fucken year of wearing a mask every where I go, I walked into the grocery store no mask... WTF?? I totally forgot and felt like a freaking idiot. I rushed out the door and back to the car to grab it.

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@SydneyMarie_13K

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@JDangzalan

9 months

Happy Caturday 🐱 #Caturday

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@JDangzalan

4 years

I got nothing....😂😂😂

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@RexChapman

4 years

You can’t make it up...

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@PattiSmeed I love it!!! I’ve wanted to do this to my grey hair for a while now.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

What the hell is wrong with his face!!! 😱😱😱

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Can I get a #FuckDonaldTrump

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@twendi66 @bfs2020 Just a thought........

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@JDangzalan

4 years

If there’s leftover pizza is it reheated or eaten cold??

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@JDangzalan

4 years

It’s fucken 5am and I’m thinking hard about a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich. #RandomThoughts

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@JDangzalan

3 years

🌺 Happy Mother’s Day 🌺

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@JDangzalan

4 years

💥Go to real Quick 💥

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Trying to decide on a yard sign....🤔

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@JDangzalan

3 years

I ate a bag of gummy bears for dinner.......🤷🏻‍♀️

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@JDangzalan

8 months

Just can’t get it right. 😂😂😂

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Question..... is it safe to hike alone? I’m not talking a hike over 10 miles, something under that. I have done it before, but wondering what most of you think? 🤔

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@JDangzalan

9 months

Happy Caturday 🐱 #Caturday

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@JDangzalan

5 years

Just curious how many peeps out there have alternate backup accounts? I don’t.... just curious.

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@JDangzalan

3 years

Curious... do you keep a change jar? Me: 4..... one in the kitchen cupboard, one above washer and dryer, one in the bed room and a cup holder in my car.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

What was in the last package delivered to your house. Me: 2 10 lb dumbbells and a jump rope.

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@JDangzalan

2 years

@JakaraLRI @BaconBacon1969 @CAgovernor Happy to live in CA and proud of @GavinNewsom for helping lead the way.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

I work on the Admin side for a hospital. Today I received an email to either receive or decline the CV19 vaccine. I declined for now, but will get it in the spring. I do not consider myself a frontline worker & now working remotely. There are more people who need the vaccine now.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Done deal..... I did my part. 💙💙💙 Have you done yours?

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@JoeNBC Don’t you think a man bragging of grabbing women by the P🐈SSY is inappropriate...... enough already..

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@JDangzalan

6 years

@realDonaldTrump Oh for F**K-Sakes. You’re the most despicable 🤡 in this country. You’re bleeding American Tax Payers dry with you F**Ken golf trips. You are Treasonous prick profiting millions of dollars while climbing in bed with Putin and the Saudis. You’re a F**ken in Embarrassment. You SUCK

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Do you ever take a day off from eating healthy......

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Curious.... you know all that stuff that falls out of the taco shell when you’re eating.......when you’re done do you eat all the droppings with a fork or do you waste it? #RandomThoughts

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@JDangzalan

4 years

IT’S GOD DAMN OFFICIAL ❣️ 😭😭😭 BRB

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@JDangzalan

4 years

This new pot for my succulents makes me smile. Sometimes in life it’s the little things. 😊😊😊

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Seriously.... I don’t get it..... how do I break it to her that I’m not interested in her. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@sonyacpopken Happy Birthday❣️ have a great day. 😉 #FuckTrump

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@TomiLahren Just stop..... enough already. #Sad

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2 years

@Lucialicious22 @mattgaetz

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@JDangzalan

2 years

@GoldBlooded79 Saltine crackers….. BTW, can I cover the bowl with cheese??

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@JDangzalan

8 months

Look here, if you’re not happy with either candidate and you decide to vote independent, FUCK YOU. There’s a god damn chance tRump could end up in office if you fuckers pull this shit, you realize you could put our democracy at risk.

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@mcspocky @lotusflowerom @realDonaldTrump #BooHoo #StillImpeached

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@JDangzalan

8 months

😂😂😂

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@JDangzalan

10 months

Type the year you turned 18 into the gifs and post the best one.

;Name's H͎o͎w͎, the OG Meme Thief

@MyOneAndOnlyKat

10 months

Type the year you turned 18 into the gifs and post the best one.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@thekjohnston Mind boggling.... it’s unbelievable of the stupidity of a tRumper.

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@JDangzalan

5 months

Those stupid motherfuckers will follow him to the end of the earth. Incredibly sad that they are too ignorant to see his faults. #MAGACult #FuckTrump #Trumpism #GuiltyAsFuck #TrumpSheep #FelonTrump #Trump34

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@JDangzalan

5 months

@TheRealThelmaJ1 This is fatty. He passed away in February from lymphoma at the age of 13. He was the best ever.

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@JDangzalan

3 years

Vacuuming out my car this am... way.... way .... way over due. Forgot I stashed some cash under the all mats, a few months back... can’t remember how long ago that was.... probably last fall. 🤔 #FindersKeepers

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@JDangzalan

4 years

A real charming lady. #Karen #CUNextTuesday

Fifty Shades of Whey

@davenewworld_2

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Woman in Florida claiming to be a doctor violates Costco's mask policy while her mother blinks the word "HELP" in morse code

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Look I get it, we all would like to see a $2000 stimulus like yesterday. Already seeing attacks on Dems. DAY 7, FOR FUCK SAKES. This shit doesn’t happen overnight, cleaning up the Shit-Show created by the GOP is being done. 425k dead & no vaccine surplus, IT WILL HAPPEN.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

We all have that one event in our life that has a profound affect or changes you for the rest of your life. To anyone who has ever lost a child my heart goes out to you. Today would have been my son’s 17th birthday. He left this earth, way too early at the age of 3 months. #SIDS

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@JDangzalan

4 years

I come to Twitter to resist, voice my opinion, have fun & connect. I cuss a lot.... I sometimes say inappropriate things & I behave inappropriately. If any of those things bother you in the least don’t follow me.... no hard feelings. I am who I am, at 49 I’m not going change.😎✌️

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@JDangzalan

9 months

😂😂

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@funder Easy

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@JDangzalan

5 years

@howroute 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@JDangzalan

4 years

This is how it’s done. #ByeAlex

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@JDangzalan

2 years

@DirkMarais3 @CosmicEvolution @drkellyscriven Sad

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@JDangzalan

6 years

@POCGamer @GrittysBadSub @katbeee @Ocasio2018 We’re there, with a dual income. Maybe I should consider us working class.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

Grieving the loss of a friend, who decided to just stop communicating with me. I’m sad and disappointed. Give me time and anger will set in. It won’t be pretty. BTW, I cuss a lot on a good day. You’ve been warned.... if you easily offended unfollow me now... it’s gonna get worse

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@JDangzalan

6 years

@ReclaimingUSA20 @realDonaldTrump No matter the cost it’s what America needs to do to remove the corruption from the office of the president. @realDonaldTrump

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@acnewsitics Jezusss Christ.... WTF.

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3 years

Night 2.... Air Fried chicken wings.

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@JDangzalan

2 years

@dawnat1618 @JakaraLRI @embur678 @CAgovernor He is!! He is making it happen!! 👏👏👏👏

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@JDangzalan

4 years

@trom771 @Jim_Jordan Truly sad.

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@JDangzalan

4 years

This kid turned 15 today! Where has the time gone? #BirthdayBoy #BoyMom

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@JDangzalan

4 years

What Pelosi said yesterday tRump being morbidly obese is now circulating as fat shaming & bullying. Let’s regroup here. Look at who we are fucking dealing with, the biggest bully of all time. I don’t give a fuck what she said or saying it with a smile on her face, he earned it...

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@JDangzalan

3 years

Girl you didn’t..... I did.

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