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Foul mouth, unapologetic Lover of Carbs, union member, speaker of truth, NO DMs #SockGirl #BlackLivesMatter #Resist #HarrisWalz2024 #VoteBlue #LiberalAsFuck

California
Joined January 2017
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4 years
If you’re here to shit on my day.. keep scrolling. I ain’t got time for that bull shit...... next. #AllOutOfFucks
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Would you live in this tiny home? Me: Absolutely ❤️
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Please tell me you store a pan or 2 in your oven??
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My town
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We Are Never Going Back!
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Chief of police taking a knee in Santa Cruz, California.
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Last night just after midnight I received a call my dad had passed away. It has been a rough year under Hospice care and watching his decline. He was 88 years old. #AlzheimersSucks #Alzheimers #HospiceCare
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Can’t decide which is the real picture..... could I get a little help here? 🤔
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It’s official I am now an adult. Happy 49th Birthday to me.
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I NEED THIS!!!!
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StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻
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Apparently I can’t dress myself... that’s a dry sheet coming out of my pant leg.. I’ve been at work for 4 hours. 😂😂😂
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3 years
Love this!! 😊🤗😘 🌈💜
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5 years
@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse You know who contributed something good & productive in their own community when they resided @WhiteHouse is this wonderful, beautiful women, who is a role model for people world wide. It definitely did not take her to build a tennis pavilion to get there. #BeBest
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It’s official, I can no longer say.... I am almost 50❣️ This is me being 50. Happy Birthday to me❣️ 🎉 🥳 🎂
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5 years
@gnuman1979 @littledeekay Seriously right...... 😂😂😂 Me.
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@LeftwardSwing This makes me feel warm fuzzies inside. Looking forward to seeing these young people show up at the polls and vote.
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4 years
Was it something I said?? 😂😂😂😂😂
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I’m tempted to put a dab of super glue on a mini cut on my finger...is this optional.
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@LizabellaBella @joncoopertweets Maybe…. Maybe not!! 😂😂😂
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4 years
Curious have you found “The ONE”?
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When is the last time you cried? Do you remember..... I do. 🥲
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😂😂😂😂
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3 years
@abigail_adams76 @EAlexander46 Can we all volunteer to show up for a work day and bring it back. I’m in!! I really miss this.
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@katbeee @Ocasio2018 ... comfortably in my home town. I do not have $5000. In savings. I wish I did. I consider myself middle class would love to have money in savings. But life is what it is.
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@larry31225291 Presidential
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What strange thing do you do? Me: I heat up water in my coffee cup so my cup is good and hot before I pour my coffee. ☕️☕️
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3 years
So this happened yesterday. How could I say no to a face like that. #FurBaby
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Brace yourself..... I had no idea... this is a first. 👏👏👏
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3 years
Took a 3 month Twitter break. What did I miss?
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Law and Order.... 😂😂😂😂
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Am I the only one at this point, who puts her hair up.... brushed my teeth, No shower.... mask on and leaves the house.....cause at this point, I don’t give a fuck?? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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2 years
@wendy_resists During her only time as a pretend First Lady.
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For all those F U C K E R S who traveled for Christmas... Shame on you.... we’re in the middle of a GLOBAL FUCKEN PANDEMIC.... All that we needed was everyone to .....STAY THE FUCK HOME. F U C K - Y OU - V E R Y - M U C H
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@katbeee @Ocasio2018 I’m a grown ass women. Started working at 16, collected unemployment once in my lifetime, never received public assistance, have a retirement plan, a mortgage payment, 2 kids, employer sponsored health insurance, pay bills on time, and I consider myself middle class. I live...
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4 years
Wow..... just heard on the News that an Anonymous donation made to the Hospital I work for.... funds are for staff nurses, aides, security etc. Such a generous donation. 💙
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Curious.... do you use Mayo or Butter for your grilled cheese??
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FUCK JOEL OSTEEN 🖕🤬🖕
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@YegRiverEdm I say to those Fuckers who write-in their vote is the same as a vote for tRump. Fuck that 🖕😖🖕 #VoteBlueNoMatterWho
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After a Fucken year of wearing a mask every where I go, I walked into the grocery store no mask... WTF?? I totally forgot and felt like a freaking idiot. I rushed out the door and back to the car to grab it.
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Happy Caturday 🐱 #Caturday
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I got nothing....😂😂😂
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You can’t make it up...
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@PattiSmeed I love it!!! I’ve wanted to do this to my grey hair for a while now.
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What the hell is wrong with his face!!! 😱😱😱
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Can I get a #FuckDonaldTrump
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@twendi66 @bfs2020 Just a thought........
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If there’s leftover pizza is it reheated or eaten cold??
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It’s fucken 5am and I’m thinking hard about a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich. #RandomThoughts
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🌺 Happy Mother’s Day 🌺
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💥Go to real Quick 💥
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Trying to decide on a yard sign....🤔
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I ate a bag of gummy bears for dinner.......🤷🏻‍♀️
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Just can’t get it right. 😂😂😂
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Question..... is it safe to hike alone? I’m not talking a hike over 10 miles, something under that. I have done it before, but wondering what most of you think? 🤔
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Happy Caturday 🐱 #Caturday
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5 years
Just curious how many peeps out there have alternate backup accounts? I don’t.... just curious.
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Curious... do you keep a change jar? Me: 4..... one in the kitchen cupboard, one above washer and dryer, one in the bed room and a cup holder in my car.
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What was in the last package delivered to your house. Me: 2 10 lb dumbbells and a jump rope.
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@JakaraLRI @BaconBacon1969 @CAgovernor Happy to live in CA and proud of @GavinNewsom for helping lead the way.
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I work on the Admin side for a hospital. Today I received an email to either receive or decline the CV19 vaccine. I declined for now, but will get it in the spring. I do not consider myself a frontline worker & now working remotely. There are more people who need the vaccine now.
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Done deal..... I did my part. 💙💙💙 Have you done yours?
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@JoeNBC Don’t you think a man bragging of grabbing women by the P🐈SSY is inappropriate...... enough already..
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@realDonaldTrump Oh for F**K-Sakes. You’re the most despicable 🤡 in this country. You’re bleeding American Tax Payers dry with you F**Ken golf trips. You are Treasonous prick profiting millions of dollars while climbing in bed with Putin and the Saudis. You’re a F**ken in Embarrassment. You SUCK
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Do you ever take a day off from eating healthy......
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Curious.... you know all that stuff that falls out of the taco shell when you’re eating.......when you’re done do you eat all the droppings with a fork or do you waste it? #RandomThoughts
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IT’S GOD DAMN OFFICIAL ❣️ 😭😭😭 BRB
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This new pot for my succulents makes me smile. Sometimes in life it’s the little things. 😊😊😊
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Seriously.... I don’t get it..... how do I break it to her that I’m not interested in her. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@sonyacpopken Happy Birthday❣️ have a great day. 😉 #FuckTrump
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@TomiLahren Just stop..... enough already. #Sad
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@GoldBlooded79 Saltine crackers….. BTW, can I cover the bowl with cheese??
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Look here, if you’re not happy with either candidate and you decide to vote independent, FUCK YOU. There’s a god damn chance tRump could end up in office if you fuckers pull this shit, you realize you could put our democracy at risk.
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😂😂😂
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Type the year you turned 18 into the gifs and post the best one.
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;Name's H͎o͎w͎, the OG Meme Thief
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Type the year you turned 18 into the gifs and post the best one.
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@thekjohnston Mind boggling.... it’s unbelievable of the stupidity of a tRumper.
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Those stupid motherfuckers will follow him to the end of the earth. Incredibly sad that they are too ignorant to see his faults. #MAGACult #FuckTrump #Trumpism #GuiltyAsFuck #TrumpSheep #FelonTrump #Trump34
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 This is fatty. He passed away in February from lymphoma at the age of 13. He was the best ever.
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Vacuuming out my car this am... way.... way .... way over due. Forgot I stashed some cash under the all mats, a few months back... can’t remember how long ago that was.... probably last fall. 🤔 #FindersKeepers
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A real charming lady. #Karen #CUNextTuesday
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Woman in Florida claiming to be a doctor violates Costco's mask policy while her mother blinks the word "HELP" in morse code
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Look I get it, we all would like to see a $2000 stimulus like yesterday. Already seeing attacks on Dems. DAY 7, FOR FUCK SAKES. This shit doesn’t happen overnight, cleaning up the Shit-Show created by the GOP is being done. 425k dead & no vaccine surplus, IT WILL HAPPEN.
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We all have that one event in our life that has a profound affect or changes you for the rest of your life. To anyone who has ever lost a child my heart goes out to you. Today would have been my son’s 17th birthday. He left this earth, way too early at the age of 3 months. #SIDS
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I come to Twitter to resist, voice my opinion, have fun & connect. I cuss a lot.... I sometimes say inappropriate things & I behave inappropriately. If any of those things bother you in the least don’t follow me.... no hard feelings. I am who I am, at 49 I’m not going change.😎✌️
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😂😂
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@howroute 🤷🏻‍♀️
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This is how it’s done. #ByeAlex
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@POCGamer @GrittysBadSub @katbeee @Ocasio2018 We’re there, with a dual income. Maybe I should consider us working class.
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Grieving the loss of a friend, who decided to just stop communicating with me. I’m sad and disappointed. Give me time and anger will set in. It won’t be pretty. BTW, I cuss a lot on a good day. You’ve been warned.... if you easily offended unfollow me now... it’s gonna get worse
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@ReclaimingUSA20 @realDonaldTrump No matter the cost it’s what America needs to do to remove the corruption from the office of the president. @realDonaldTrump
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@acnewsitics Jezusss Christ.... WTF.
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Night 2.... Air Fried chicken wings.
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@dawnat1618 @JakaraLRI @embur678 @CAgovernor He is!! He is making it happen!! 👏👏👏👏
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This kid turned 15 today! Where has the time gone? #BirthdayBoy #BoyMom
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What Pelosi said yesterday tRump being morbidly obese is now circulating as fat shaming & bullying. Let’s regroup here. Look at who we are fucking dealing with, the biggest bully of all time. I don’t give a fuck what she said or saying it with a smile on her face, he earned it...
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Girl you didn’t..... I did.
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