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In the event this cesspool of an app nosedives and crashes, put on your oxygen mask first and then find your favorite couch fucker’s mom on @bluesky 🛋️ …

JD Vance’s Mom (@jdvancesmom.bsky.social)

Do-gooder by day, aspiring writer and artist by night. “Brevity is the soul of wit.” Twitter(X)Refugee https://x.com/jdvancesmom

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@FPWellman How hard would it be for him to say, “Thank you; I am truly honored. Out of respect for your sacrifice, I must decline this incredibly selfless gesture and the symbol of your service. I insist you keep your medal. Instead, how about a weekend stay at Mar-a-Lago, and some golf?

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@notcapnamerica Liar. We all know that Ryan Fournier doesn’t have friends.

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@mjfree The same man who wouldn’t even defend his wife after DJT called her ugly is in charge of our bodies. Never forget that. Go back to Cancun you slimy, sycophant bastard.

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@RonFilipkowski “Skilled debater” (schoolyard bully) “Studied extensively” (adderall) “Harris had no chance” (He’s terrified.)

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@Tim_Walz Tim Walz really makes me miss my Dad.🥹❤️‍🩹

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@Acyn He is deranged. He is putting Haitians in serious danger with his lies.

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@WUTangKids This is tragic. That man will certainly die. 😕

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@notcapnamerica She cares about her Sephora points. 🤷‍♀️

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@Variety Legend. What a full and wonderful life.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Unbeweavable.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Senile buffoon.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Laura Loomer is the leading cause of night terrors and sleep paralysis in the USA.

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@WUTangKids This is their solution to the Taylor Swift endorsement.

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@TheRickWilson Did she finally lay an egg and shed her skin? If so, she will be returning to a large body of water soon.

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@RonFilipkowski Golly, her cousins will be fighting over her later.

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@KamalaHQ I am so proud of her.

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@RadioFreeTom Not a buzkill, you are being very realistic. We can’t lose sight of our opposition and must keep our eyes on the prize.

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@FPWellman @JayWeber3 Jay, it’s time to put on your good bra and head to your lawyers office. Consider yourself cancelled. You’re done. You owe the Walz family a direct apology from your face, not your thumbs. You’re a spineless coward guilty of harassing children and spreading lies and hate.

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@JasmineForUS @ColinAllredTX No one is going to visit your stupid website, Ted. He’s such a small, slimy man.

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@notcapnamerica I mean… half of the country is trying to vote in an adjudicated rapist and a man obsessed with women’s plumbing- so there’s that.

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@JasmineForUS @iamwesmoore @nbcsnl @eggy_boom JC! I hope you loved it, because I sure did! So proud to have you as a leader in our state, Texas.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 That scowl though.🤣

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 The crowd size is strong with Hamm. 👀

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@RpsAgainstTrump Calling it now: The first chance Loomer feels inconvenienced or upset she will turn on him faster than Chris Christie on a snickers bar.

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@TheRickWilson House Trumponnen

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@RonFilipkowski Loomer has been activated, thank God...🥴🤣

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@WUTangKids Jabs at size and stamina. He can't resist. 😆

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@JustTheFacts_68 She’s doing this for her “15 minutes of fame.” Pathetic.

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@WUTangKids Today, on the baby shit spectrum, DJT is resembling the circled hue below. It was a close call between “dark yellow” and “orange and brown.”

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@MeidasTouch I wouldn’t expect anything less from that big baby.

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@timecaptales “The burning monk.” (1963) or Tiananmen tank man

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@RpsAgainstTrump Too bad your kids can't vote and I can. 💅🔥

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@Logically_JC @FrankLuntz …because their guy never visually reacts, ever.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE POV you’re buried in snow and you hear something digging to get you out. You’re thinking to yourself, “Oh thank God it’s a rescue do-OH HOLY SH!T IT’S A F*CKING WOLVERINE!”

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@TheRickWilson Shits about to go down. 💀👀😬

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@mjfree Cowardice: Hiding under a mask that represents hate and wielding a mega phone. #WeAreNotGoingBack

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@MamaLouies @FPWellman Agreed. The part that breaks my heart is, he dodged and he has publicly belittled the Congressional Medal of Honor. Does he even understand the sacrifice and significance of a Purple Heart?

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@notcapnamerica Who is Amber Rose, now?

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@notcapnamerica This is so fantastically awkward. I love it.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Where’s Abdul, Donald?

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@Acyn I see Cruz starting a mega (MAGA) church after he loses in November. You’re done, you slimy coward.

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@stephenasmith Stephen your laugh is the most perfect menacing laugh. Don’t ever stop hating dem boyz.🤘🤣🇺🇸

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@highbrow_nobrow @JasonSCampbell I loved how she made 'round earther' sound as wild as 'flat earther.' It’s a special kind of brainwash when you think believing in a spherical Earth is the new radicalism of a science cult. Yowza.

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@RonFilipkowski I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

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@notcapnamerica GET LOW MISS BRENDA!

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@RonFilipkowski That endorsement has Girl Scout cookie crumbs all over it.

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@cooltxchick He reminds me of the villain from the mask. Creepy ass evil man.

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@RpsAgainstTrump He thinks he’s Texan. Cute.

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@RonFilipkowski There's a MAGAMeemaw on that boat who is really proud of her granddaughter Cynnamyn. (Awwww)

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@RpsAgainstTrump In 9 months, Loomer will lay an egg, shed her skin and then return to lurk in a large body of water. Bookmark it.

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@BMeiselas I’ll bet it matched today’s face hue of dark yellow on the baby shit spectrum.

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@KamalaHQ Answer the question, James David.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @MarchandSurgery He looks like he would have an open Monster energy drink and a vape in the exam room.

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@RonFilipkowski No taxes and, for a limited time, 15% off of the “God Bless the USA Bible” which includes a heartfelt forward by the “best author in the world”, Donald J. Trump.

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@RadioFreeTom No he’s not. He collects votes and a check and goes on vacation when he is actually needed by his constituents.

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@MeidasTouch Grab him by the ballot! Strong work, Aniston.

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@mjfree I wish she would explain what J6 “success” looks like for her.

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@notcapnamerica THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL. 💀

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@RonFilipkowski Time to take his car keys away.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Cheetos never prosper.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Cough SIDECHICK cough

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@RpsAgainstTrump Then become a fucking jazz musician you stupid motherf*cker.

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@dog_rates Just give the good boy a piece of pizza!

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 I’ll bet it’s one of those special inbred inside jokes they have.

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@RonFilipkowski They brought that guy back to sing. I can’t. 🤣😂

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@KamalaHQ Trump is synonymous with Project 2025.

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@7Veritas4 This is not a drill. Cuban is interested in X and FOX pass it on. 📢

Billionaire Mark Cuban Says He’s Interested in Purchasing Fox News and X

“If I had enough money to do it, which I don’t, I’d buy it in a heartbeat,” Mark Cuban said of buying Fox News.

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@notcapnamerica @FPWellman Their Mayor literally just called out Trump and Vance for the incitement and promotion of this disaster.

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@notcapnamerica Perfection.

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@FPWellman Alex Jones deserves the Cersei treatment. I don’t want to watch though. 😂🤢

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@itswords_ Quiet*

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@TheRickWilson When his brief and elegant truths occur, we celebrate. Cheers!

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@patriottakes A family reunion/MAGA wedding. LOL

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@MeidasTouch Early voting starts next week in Texas!

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@RpsAgainstTrump They know him well.

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@Tim_Walz In other news, Donald Trump technically wrote a complete sentence today.

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@KamalaHQ So he’s a liar and a coward then - neat.

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@ColinAllredTX This mofo gotta go. Time to get rowdy, Texas.

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@ColinAllredTX We got you, Colin!

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@KamalaHQ So boring that they promote fascist pillows.

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@KamalaHQ Tucker Carlson epitomizes little ween energy.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Their conspiracies are getting more and more dangerous. Where are they coming up with this nonsense - Loomer’s dream diary?

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@pattonoswalt Fucking Apple.

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@RpsAgainstTrump The experts name is irrelevant, you only need to know it was an expert on Carlson’s show.🥴

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@FPWellman @LPNH “Oppressed.” That's fucking rich.

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@Jose_Pagliery @NOTUSreports Ehhhhhh…. WTF GOP.

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@KamalaHQ We have to show out in November. This has to stop.

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@briantylercohen Ehhhhhh WTF GOP.

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@Billysthought Ehhhhhh…. WTF GOP.

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@yashar Ehhhhhh…. WTF GOP.

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He tore my family apart and then actively encourages his ignorant followers to mock our pain and loss to this very day. Does this ring a bell for anyone else?🙋‍♀️ #WeAreNotGoingBack #HarrisWalz2024 #neverforget #covid19 #Awareness

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@notcapnamerica Someone had to say it.

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@krassenstein @LPNH What a shithead. He was ready, because he knew he was in the wrong.

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@acnewsitics Cobra chickens are terrifying.

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@RonFilipkowski Merry Swiftmas to all and to all a goodnight.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Dark Thelma shows no mercy. At BINGO once, she flipped a table and sent Betty’s new wig flying. Seriously, you don’t want that smoke!

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@RonFilipkowski It’s ironic how @nytimes recipes are top-notch, while their journalism can sometimes make you want to skip dinner.

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🚨TEXAS TWO-STEP CHALLENGE💙 1. Double check your voter registration. TX Secretary of State: 2. Find two people who aren't registered and help them. Register to vote: #turntexasblue #fuckkenpaxton

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