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@EdwinChills @sethsfilmreview You’re actually making this a race thing? 😭.

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@Caitlyn_Jenner @KendallJenner daddy?

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@PopCrave I’ve known Ellen was vial since 2003 when my mom was a guest on the show. She won a contest to give Ellen a custom makeover but Ellen said her choices were terrible and she instead wore what she wanted to, which was insanely tacky, and credited my mom for the eyesore she had on.

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@RuPaulsDragRace @trixiemattel here come the triggered Shangela fans haha

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@PurestInNoSense @Lonnaxxx @Criticlysm @benniferjoyers None of that is real, people

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I still truly, honestly, fervently believe that there is no way Eden will be on that Eurovision stage. Out of the thousands of audience members, at least ONE will throw their LED bracelet, flag, scarf, etc. at her. And SVT knows this. There's. No. Way.

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Ok so Eric Saade performing at Eurovision while continuously bashing the EBU and Israel definitely shows that SVT has the same opinion as him but obviously can’t say anything.

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@PopCrave @Beyonce Most overrated artist of the century.

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@carliiiflower @DojaFish @PopCrave I was in the green room since I was too young to be in the audience but he came in to say hi before he went to the stage. I don’t remember everything but we did talk about hot wheels since I brought a couple to play with ❤️. My parents say he was so, sooooooo sweet to us kids.

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@Henkfetti @PopCrave @paramountplus Who hasn't aged.

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@DojaFish @PopCrave It was in November 2003 and Paul Walker and Eric McCormack were the guests that episode, if anyone has an Ellen archive online. I’ll 100% try to find the DVD of it that we have in the house somewhere. Ellen’s jacket had elbow pads... not sure if I want to see that again but alas.

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@loveysweetykins @DomeVelvet @JeorgePayden @aimedelui @PopBase You are NOT ugly.

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@XxJamesTrashxX @Fchacana @MissLovelyMonet @RuPaulsDragRace @trixiemattel Trixie objectively won that lip sync. Kennedy did some inappropriate Kenya Michaels gymnastics

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I don’t get how pro-Israel fans can look at something like the lack of big Swedish artists around Eurovision Village and Euroclub this year and say that nothing was affected. Many people did not want to be associated with the show this year.

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Imagine being told 5-6 years ago that: - Eurovision 2018 would take place in Portugal… - Armenia, Azerbaijan, Greece, Romania, and Russia all failed to qualify… - and the top four bookmakers’ favourites are Cyprus, Israel, Lithuania, and France

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Katerine Duska absolutely did not deserve the third worst result in Greek HISTORY.

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The arena is louder for the playback of the Netherlands than they were for him last night. Something is brewing and I live.

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8 years

@BuzzFeed 2016: the year everyone is offended by everything. Good god, calm down, people.

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@realBrianReid @alfrekjv @everywhereist @2kdei Because religion and the presence of a greater being are false narratives.

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@RuPaulsDragRace @MissLaLaRi Deserved! So warm and likable.

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@Eurovision Her backing track did so well.

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@aealu @StoriesOfPeopIe @TheScaryNature -_-

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@eljest_ @VocaISuspension The single Sweden account tweeting vaguely is different from Israeli consulates in many different countries desperately begging for votes.

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6 years

@Eurovision WHERE WAS SECURITY? SHE COULD HAVE BEEN HURT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET FIRED

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@jabennett5 @RuPaulsDragRace @eurekaohara how on earth did she own that lipsync when she messed up half of the words?

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3 years

Sweden, it’s plain and simple: Send Anders, and be prepared to not even come close to qualifying. Send Cornelia, and she’ll not only qualify, but she’ll be competing to win the entire thing. As for Klara, I’d expect a decent Eurovision televote but no jury love (KEiiNO, anyone?)

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1 year

@escggee And yet people on here are often saying that Loreen fans are the problem.

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6 years

Get this shit: Benjamin Ingrosso gave us our worst televoting result in Eurovision HISTORY.

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@FreddyAmazin because he was Islamic and refused to have people trample on himself because he was named after the "prophet Mohammad"

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Hold Me Closer gets the best wiwi jury score of any song since Arcade in 2019.

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@nessierogers @5WrightStuff @surieofficial The results this year showed that it’s nowhere near as political and neighborly as it used to be. What neighbors do Israel and Cyprus, the top two, have? Plus if it was solely political, Israel wouldn’t have won the televote by a HUGE margin.

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@SimplySFans @taylorswift13 sheep

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Pointless fun fact: If the Eurovision 2019 album is sequenced in traditional order, Ireland's song "22" will indeed be track 22.

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@autocorrects there's a special place in hell for people like you

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@genophilialove2 @BernieSanders dumbest thing I've ever heard

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@BernieSanders so pathetic. I'm very very scared about our future if one of them is somehow elected.

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Say what you will about Sweden’s song and it being overhyped but if John won, you can take full comfort in knowing that Eurovision 2020 would be a smoothly run, fun, interactive, and technically flawless event.

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@TATIANNANOW @Bhytes1 If Ginger can go on all stars 2 and then on another all stars seasons you can, too.

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You know you're too invested in Eurovision when you hear a country's name & your mind automatically goes to its recent acts & best result.

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@cinemouse_ @ericlewan Extra embarrassing when you consider that the 15+ ads they forced Eden to record right before the grand final couldn’t even make them win the televote against a Balkan no-name who’d never been on a big stage prior to this year.

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My level of Eurovision obsession: I have a display case for some of the confetti that fell on me during the Eurovision 2016 final and it’s been on my nightstand for two years.

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Finally found Kylie Minogue Wines in the states. Had a spiritual moment.

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@BesaOfficial We love you, Besa!!!!! You’ve been a class act and you’ll forever have so many fans!

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@TheEllenShow @HillaryClinton now watch her flip flop on issues

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@SheaCoulee @bendelacreme ...being kind than being a winner. Also, this means that no matter who ends up winning the crown, many fans will until the end of time will say “they still pale in comparison to DeLa since she shattered so many records.” Brave, DeLa.

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@SheaCoulee @bendelacreme I actually think that DeLa’s move is a bit genius. Because it’s like she’s going out on a near perfect run that’s never ever been seen before and probably will not happen again, she’ll be seen by some fans as a quitter BUT she’ll also be seen as someone who cared more about...

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Can the Belarusian couple follow me around in daily life and encourage me every second of every day? I'd never be sad again

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@BuzzFeed Studio 54 realness

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If I see another person calling Eleni a wannabe Beyonce, I swear. First of all, Beyonce is the most overrated human of the 21st century. Secondly, she didn’t invent high-energy choreography or hair flips.

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Tel Aviv has been officially announced as NOT hosting Eurovision 2019.... where on earth will they host it? If they choose Jerusalem, they’re going to provoke protests, withdrawals, and a whole lot of drama and tension.

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@WhatTheFFacts The animal, not the car, and it attacked her

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If you ever feel like you’re not good at your job, remember that Israel & the Israeli delegation had Eden film countless ads in different languages begging for votes in one of the most financed & desperate ESC campaigns ever & still lost the televote to a man named Baby Lasagna.

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@TheEllenShow @Caitlyn_Jenner @MalalaFund Hillary, really? Shame on you, ellen

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@ChiIdhoodRuiner every conservative should watch this

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@eljest_ @VocaISuspension Liv, come on :/.

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@EW Promo shoot? Finally?

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When people say they hope Russia will win and I have to try and stay polite

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@GreenGayYT Always a white girl.

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@regstacks @Acyn I don't wish death on anyone, BUT... if she's a Trumper who stormed the building, she absolutely had it coming and I don't have sympathy.

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The shows themselves were (mostly…) okay, but Euroclub was honestly my favorite part of Eurovision week. You didn’t feel any awkwardness, tension, or anything negative; just fun and good people. You could tell the artists were more relaxed there than anywhere else.

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@barbmercy @tootoxicangel @PopCrave Yikes.

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@RuPaulsDragRace Aquaria should win. I don't understand why some people say a large girl "needs" to win

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@BuzzFeed um no. She looks like an obese disaster. People need to stop trying to normalize this and make us think we can't be bothered by it

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@MGF226 @AMENARTPOP Where’s she nowadays regarding Palestine, though?

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The Mamas have not completely ruled out melodifestivalen 2021.

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@Wimbledon Serena will never win another major.

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Someone on Facebook just said they wish the cameras would pan to the non-qualifiers after the tenth finalist is announced. Slow down, satan.

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@FreddyAmazin I didn't know a single word because I don't listen to this garbage

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Do some people really think Eurovision fans should be on juries? Can you imagine? Reasonably attractive singer: *undoes the very top button on his shirt*. Eurofans: *12 points, 10/10, runs to steal the trophy and give it to him right then and there*

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@Eurovision Not enough energy for a song this bizarre and whacky.

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Is anyone else slowly losing interest in Instagram? I can only handle so many attention seekers posting pictures with an unrelated caption like “follow your dreams, because they... won’t always follow you” And I’m like... “.... ...That’s a photo of your ass.”

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@trixchi_ @trashygaytweets This was all so manufactured by DeLa and the producers

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@escmacrae OMG he seemed absolutely insufferable.

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@BuzzFeed I know exactly what to say to her. This is a little tricky and complicated, so pay attention. It goes something like this: "Okay."

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@AEDNATION Where was this, I wonder, since marriage equality still isn't legal in Israel (but isn't it a gay haven, supposedly? -_-).

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@PopCrave @ladygaga Express Yourself.

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@FreddyAmazin who and who?

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How on earth is Norway not closing the first semifinal?

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Poll just to see how many people at the Euroclub or Eurovision village will know what I'm wearing: can you tell which artist I'm referencing with my outfit?

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Truly hope that everyone who is still bashing Loreen and Sweden stays home next May. Would be absolutely hilarious and hypocritical if those people trip over themselves to go to Malmö.

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@theylovemyjuice @dr3wtwo She didn’t deserve the ball win last week. Then again she should’ve won the old lady girl group challenge so I guess it balances out.

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@RuPaulsDragRace LaLa’s outfit has to be one of the five worst to ever grace the runway. Maybe THE worst? When someone’s the clear worst person in a challenge, I wish they would just bypass a lipsync and just eliminate that queen. I would’ve felt the same way last week had Kahmora somehow stayed.

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@Eurovision better than Sergey

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Got a little emotional looking at my pictures from Stockholm two years ago. Eurovision literally TOOK. OVER. THE. CITY. <3

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Salvador winning is already ushering in a wave of insanely pretentious and arrogant Eurovision fans who "only like REAL music."

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@Catalina1016 @savebyfrancouz

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@samisamisami420 @smintyschiffer And it was filmed a year ago…

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@esc_florin Their answer to that middle question makes absolutely ZERO sense.

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@FunnyVines all these people bashing white people. Imagine if they were bashing black people. IMAGINE the outrage.

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@maryjanie_420 @CaitKitten @dj_walnut @moviebuffchick2 @ObviousrebelM @TheAureliaSys I wish every retail worker was as lucky as I am. I work at a small (frankly expensive & overpriced) shop & when my boss/the owner hears someone whine without a good reason, she tells them she doesn’t care if they shop elsewhere. Sales aren’t always worth the rudeness to her.

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Bulgaria is quite cocky for a delegation whose producers are Swedish and whose “common framework” supergroup is 40% American

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