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@J3Lyon

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@J3Lyon
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4 years
@thetirekinge @SirCamCarter she can't use the maximum punishment because it's their first offence and it would basically show her as being biased and they'd easily have won on appeal, overturned her conviction and served no jail time at all.
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5 years
I use kind regards, then drop the kind when they're on thin ice.
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2 years
Now imagine the precession at gay walking speed.
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4 years
My grandad who is a staunch "I've got nothing against them, but I don't want to know about it" has put this up out front and refuses to accept it's an LGBT pride flag
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10 months
KILF?
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10 months
On January 14th 2024, Queen Margrethe II will be succeeded by her son who will become King Frederik X of Denmark.
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4 years
@MirrorBreaking_ UK demands Anne Sacoolas be handed over first.
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5 years
@CWScally @MirrorMoney 34k a year. He said 27k after tax for a PART TIME job.
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4 years
@SkyNewsBreak Correct. Her citizenship should be restored as stripping it was stupid and she should be arrested for her overseas activities and prosecuted. She's British, she was radicalised here and she's our problem to deal with. Not to try and dump it on another country.
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Trust men or have a hairy chest 🫣
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5 years
@jongaunt Old white guy complains about proactive teen doing more to safeguard our future than he is.
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4 years
@Tavietavie @CARLOS19982008 I want to support them I do. But just look at their divorce rates. The lord is testing me asking me to support such ungodly people, I don't what Leviticus says! This is why they should have lost that vote for straight marriage. Mockery!
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6 years
@mikegalsworthy More unbelievable is the lack of consequences for such behaviour. There is no recourse. The system is broken.
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3 years
So if you've openly called LGB Alliance a transphobic hate group, your tweets get quote tweeted into locked twitter accounts where people will comb your tweets for things to report, going back years, and hunt down your work, emailing to ask if your employer supports misogyny.
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4 years
@BBCNews The band recorded a different version without the slur and asked it be played instead because the slur wasn't intended to be targeting a minority when they first recorded the song. So how about people respect the band's wishes?
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4 years
@BBCNews Good, charge them with racial hatred and a hate crime and make sure they're prosecuted as adults, not minors.
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4 years
@piersmorgan Harry was a soldier, and you're saying he doesn't know what serving his country is.
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7 years
@BBCNews @MsHelicat The Daily Mail is propaganda, the cure for propaganda is education. Gee, I wonder why the Daily Mail hates universities. What a mystery.
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3 years
@dumptrucknymph @regularsizedfox @IKEXPASTEL Yep that's why it got shitter with every new movie. Like if you don't wanna be painted blue, dont take the fucking role Jennifer.
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3 years
Good morning post party Sunday people.
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3 years
Hello Saturday morning people
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4 years
My mentions are full of people calling me ugly. Does my ugly face look bothered?
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4 years
I don't really have time for the overblown sob stories about how hard lockdown is. A relative died yesterday in her care home after 6 months of no visits from her family due to aggressive (but successful) anti-covid measures. That's hard, you not getting to the gym is not.
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5 years
@chrislangmead Damn I'm a stereotype
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4 years
@thelindsayellis It was interesting, it not only killed the show but it killed the franchise DEAD. Two lockdowns in the UK and I've not heard a single person say they're watching Thrones, it's dead to everyone.
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4 years
@ChtyCommission Adding a hate group to a charities register, christ.
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8 years
@ThirtySecFights don't hit like a man and be shocked when you get treated like one.
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4 years
I love that Twitter's instant reaction to this bad PR stunt is 'if you're not a racist family, explain Princess Michael of Kent' Shout out to Princess Charles's terrible PR stunt yesterday where he only let himself be photographed with black nurses. Who is advising this family?
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NEW: Just spoken Prince William for pooled footage of a visit to an East London school. Me: Have you spoken to Harry? Will: No, but I will do soon Me: Is the Royal family racist? Will: No, we are not a racist family More on @SkyNews soon 📺
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7 months
Good evening Twitter. What's happening?
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4 years
@IanDunt Pissing on memorials of dead police who died fighting terrorists and throwing Nazi salutes to the cenotaph. BLM was fighting racism last weekend, this weekends protest is about promoting and reinforcing fascism.
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5 years
@cher Knowing how Cher tweets it's prob the pizza she ordered.
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3 years
So I've been dieting for a month, and aside from constantly craving katsu curry and brownies (not together) I've lost 2 stone. Could be worse 🤷🏻‍♂️
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3 years
@PetrolheadB @wgsaraband This is why you have a security deposit. When I was in a flat I had to pay a larger security deposit because I had a cat, and my rent was easily the mortgage plus profit so let's not pretend you're out of pocket if there is damage.
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7 years
@BBCPolitics @SofiaBettiza People who made ignorant short-sighted choices upset other people don't want to be their friends.
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3 years
Bring it TERFs
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4 years
Won't believe it's an LGBT flag but will believe it was upside down. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 years
@LizzieBGFrance @ikkomuitdrenthe someone who doesn't fancy getting their clothes wet
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8 years
@girlposts when he knows he coulda won it but noooo
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7 years
@digitalxwitness @PinkNews @Number10gov @theresa_may since when was the Tory party an LGBT ally party? Pink News is throwing all the rules are out the window tonight hun.
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3 years
Good morning twitter people
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9 years
@pinknews stopped reading after Christians predict.
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4 years
@BBCNews It was peaceful and socially distanced before the police turned up and started attacking women and attempting to kettle a peaceful gathering. A vigil for a woman murdered by a police officer, turns into police officers attacking women.
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@AvaSantina pictured: A collection of brain cells in the single digits.
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5 years
@CupcakKe_rapper Her bodyguard Pete
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6 years
@DanielAtkinson7 @mattuthompson Funny thing about trying to bluff the eu, while the tories wasted 2 years, the EU spent time insulating themselves and reassuring businesses that they can replace the UK's business with EU business. Brexit even when stopped will cost us as a few companies already jumped ship.
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4 years
@BBCNews They were friends, Harry told her about the shady shit he did as an editor, she cut him off entirely. He wasn't invited to the wedding and ever since then he's had an obsessive hate boner for her. It's creepy and weird.
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5 years
@Adwoonit @wydtrace @Tom_Gurls Fairly certain it's a ferret.
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4 years
@SkyNewsBreak Senior police think throwing peaceful women to the ground is appropriate. Shocker.
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4 years
#Iwillgetvaccinated because I'm not a cunt.
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4 years
@BBCNews Obviously, this is fantastic news for making Britain a more civilised country. But I am just here to see the gammon weep.
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3 years
@BBCchrismclaug Women gather with masks and socially distanced to attend a vigil, police slam them to the ground and hit them with batons. Men cram onto a damn bridge over football results with no distancing and police shrug their shoulders. 🙄
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4 years
Started saying 'fuck, you're stupid' in this team meeting then realised I wasn't muted 😩
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6 years
@SkyNewsBreak What did you expect? Leavers want all the benefit of being in the EU without any of the responsibility, they're demented. Nice to see the EU not playing their games anymore.
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3 years
Ick
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3 years
Casually buying a fireplace off a guy from Grindr 😂 As you do.
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7 years
@PinkNews @Number10gov @theresa_may no doubt you invited the DUP and UKIP too.
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7 months
Good evening from Manchester.
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3 years
@BBCNews Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
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4 years
@jk_rowling so basically shes got a terf echo chamber now, and she thinks that makes her bigotry valid.
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6 years
@superGaz86 @SkyNewsBreak I want Brexit to fail so the country can go back to being the fastest growing economy in the region. There's no success in brexit, only damage control and nostalgia for pensioners who cant deal with the british empire being over.
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8 years
When you're having a really stressful day and need a video to calm you down.
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Old.
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3 years
Cat's already out of the bag but I just completed the purchase of my first house.
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7 years
@annembee @BBCPolitics @SofiaBettiza No, because we can choose our friends. And you don't HAVE to be friends with people who hold vile opinions like these teen brexiters. Sorry.
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@piersmorgan Edward VIII was exiled and removed from public service as a royal and YET was still a Duke. You'll have to give up and obsess over something else Piers.
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4 years
Straight white women in my mentions telling me it's fine if the LGBT pride flag gets repurposed because it "can be anything we want it to be"
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8 years
@miqdaad @BTP ... how was this filmed? was there abuse before filming?
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4 years
@ymhastings Because it wasn't designed to be a rainbow flag, it was designed to be a pride flag.
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6 years
Might be time to shave off the shoulder/arm hair. Thoughts?
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4 years
@DailyMailUK @piersmorgan lol its not up to them, and they can't be stripped of them for leaving public service. There are too many precedents to the contrary. Daily Mail readers just need to get over that she's black, it's getting tiresome now.
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@piersmorgan You can clean monuments Piers.
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3 years
The weekends over already??? But Friday was like yesterday 😫
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2 years
I swear I'm always waiting around for my food to cook.
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@nickjthetford @lovereignz damn how advanced is your vibrator
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5 years
@SkyNewsBreak And would it be less if the Tories didn't prioritise the economy over lives, and called the lockdown when they were meant to?
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It's been an evening. Same person two dif accounts then couldn't handle my last comment and finally blocked me 😂
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3 years
I'm awake but I'm still tired.
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@imverysupergay @missjaaamjie What Nicki song is this?
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@BBCNews It was only while giving evidence, that's standard. Why is this a news item?
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@misslily_d fiat 500 twitter at it again.
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4 years
My excuse: I do what I want.
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5 years
"I wanted your dick, not your opinion" might have been my favourite thing I've said off the cuff all week.
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If you care about the NHS, clapping is nice but have you tried not voting Tory? #ImTHATguy #clapforNHS
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@CupcakKe_rapper Finally remembered the name - Peter Van Der Veen
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@BBCNews you trusted an eight-year-old to differentiate between purchases and free stuff.
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2 years
New shoes, who's this?
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@IanDunt my biggest issue was she described the referendum result 'in good faith'. Does she not read the news? It's kinda fraudulent, the opposite of good faith.
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5 years
Side eying all the gays saying 'its a lyric in a song, stop being offended' MAYBE stop helping normalise homophobic language. So many people have that word as the last thing they hear while beaten to death, SO maybe be a bit less salty about people who don't like the word. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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👏🏻Freedom 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 speech 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 freedom 👏🏻 from 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 consequences 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 dumb 👏🏻 shit 👏🏻 you're 👏🏻 free 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 say.👏🏻 #CancelCulture
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3 years
Whose dumb idea was half naked wallpaper stripping on an empty stomach? Oh, mine? Shit.
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3 years
After weeks of being told how my manager can easily do my job, even after I bailed them out of a situation where they misallocated over one million pounds of the budget, I have handed in my notice and assigned all of my responsibilities to my manager in my handover.
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7 years
@ClintFalin Did she pick the last one up by the scruff of the neck and wedge him into it? XD
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3 years
Well my date cancelled so I'm going to go eat myself into a pasta coma.
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8 years
@FinnJones critics eating their words rn.
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@girlposts She insults him trying to do something nice, then cries and makes it all about her. -_-'
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5 years
@BBCNews Good. Its silly plasters are designed to blend in with white skin and nothing else. Naturally, the replies will probably think it's 'PC culture gone mad' to consider other people.
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@KatyFBrand Working from home has saved an offensive amount of money a month for me, and I LOVE not having to pay the greedy station car park a penny for their overpriced narrow as hell parking spaces that got my car scratched constantly.
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If you don't like big age differences, then be quiet and only date people who are close to your own age. No need to keep going on about it all day. 🙄
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Is today the once a year I wear this (slightly too big) shirt in meetings?
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