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I'm from a different dimension.

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined December 2019
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Degree shaming when we all have high chances of being unemployed is insane to me.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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He called nge airtime. THUNGISANI!
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Do you ever look yourself in the mirror for too long that your subconscious detaches from your body and you ask yourself "are you me?" it's a very weird unsettling feeling and I honestly don't know how to explain it.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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"Can you teach me how to play Fifa."
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@Iwannagotolondn
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@NalediSekoto @katlemkh The hands on the chest? Please.😭😭😭
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@Iwannagotolondn
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"I love you." is enough ngoku abo "deeper than ocean" nizos'lumisa nge Octobers.🐙
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Saying jk after sex to stay a virgin.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Guys have the cutest bums.🥺😭
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@Iwannagotolondn
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There's nothing cute about being an Uncle Waffles hater.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Nobody: Sbongile: 😳
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@Iwannagotolondn
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SABC was at its peak la. 😭
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Usathi uya phone(a) kanti wuwe iphone. 😭
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Yona iyafuneka. Yonke! ingene slowly.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Oksalayo sonke masiyolala siyakhiya.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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As long as My Yoki Yoki is moving to group stages I don't care about anything else #idolssa
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Bachelors Degree talk to me nice.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🧍🏾‍♀️
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Thato's situation taught me that you must never take anyone for granted. We must appreciate people while they're still alive #TheQueenMzansi
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@Iwannagotolondn
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I'm gonna wait for the show to air on 161, which is 2022 #LifeWithKellyKhumalo
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@Iwannagotolondn
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The only good thing that came out of this was Yanga Chief winning best Hip hop album 😭❤️ #SAMA26
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@Wavyzozo I honestly can't imagine what's it's like dating a YouTuber. Awukwazi nokusuza, everyday it's a prank.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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"Go to your girlfriend with the parachute jacket " killed me #Uyajola99Sundays
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Guys Zodwa is legit talented #gomoramzansi
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@BlxckSwiss_ I don't date cheaters.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Mfs be 13 and having sex?😳 when I was 13 I'd close the fridge slowly just to see when the light cuts off😭
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@Iwannagotolondn
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And it went like...
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Okay so we're just gonna ignore that Dj Tira won over the Scorpion Kings? #SAMA26
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@thandocatt @khumbuziile Ehhh??😭😭😭
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@Iwannagotolondn
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This Nasty c / Reece debate is getting old now. Can we grow up already?
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Idc who else was born today, this is my shit!
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It's giving "R1000 free fashion voucher when you open a Truworths account now." #ABridgertonAffair
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@Onthafr Yohhh ha.a aneva. If the uber is over R150 im good man, I'll just walk!!😭🤚🏽
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@Iwannagotolondn
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@aurababy18 I usually send a lousy 5 klipa.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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I think SABC 1 should just play chicken licken ads instead of those Chinese movies on Friday
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#RamaphosaResigns because he also didn't receive his R350
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@NandosSA Nandos my fighter I knew you were planning something. 😹😭😭😹😹
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🧚🏾‍♀️🤍
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Sometimes you just have to say "I'm too pretty for this." Uhlukane namasimba.
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Hmmmm interesting....
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Who is Tristan coming for next? Malika?
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Mina ngithi #ElaineMustRise Elaine fans we owe this to her nithini Nina? #SAMA26
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@_tshmo Sleep and try again next week.
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Rich mnisi turtleneck one day is one day 🤞🏾
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Mbali is a sticker book. 12 tattoos, 5 piercings #DateMyFamilly
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@thandocatt Oktophas hawu nawe uyazi ukuthi ngithini.😭
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Yes I repeat my outfits, but why are you remembering my outfits?
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Buhle should just be a permanent judge 😭😭😭😹😹 #idolssa
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@sunraysandstuff I actually think it's a beautiful name.
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@Iwannagotolondn
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Nizwile? No durags in the house #YouPromisedToMarryMe
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I don't like Gladys brother for what he did to mam sonto but what he did to London hehehe... #GomoraMzanzi
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@buhlesrevenge Even at home.😭😭
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What happens in the shower stays in the shower. Angithi bangani? #idolssa
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@DiamondReignn I can tell you're not from ekasi. Castor oil makes you stronger, that's why our hearts don't break so easily
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This would've been cuter as a Fleet.❤
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@Iwannagotolondn
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So ya'll are saying you prefer Romans over Debonairs? Romans tastes like bread and polony😢💔
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@thandocatt Picanto ,but you must have maize meal in the boot just incase it gets windy.
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@khensan_khosa You don't find that suspicious??😭
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@_tshmo Maybe they should just play his scenes from Generations.😭
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Gucci leboPrada's time is almost over we have bomaXhosa, Rich Mnisi and Precious now #idolssa
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So Elaine didn't win wow the SAMAs neh nna I'm done shame. K is for Klaar!!! #SAMA26
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@boipelolm Its been 84 years. 😔🕯🕯
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Idk if it's because I had high expectations or what ,but that new Elaine isn't doing it for me. Lemme give it another listen.
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@billynvrleft Billy that's something else. That's totally irrelevant to what I'm talking about. 😭
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You've got to be a different kind of problematic to be blocked by blxckie.😭😭😭
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Hau mnyamane ngezeni manje mina?🤣🤷🏿‍♂️
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❤.
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@CypticNoOne "Ungamyeki uzophinda!!!" 😭😭😭
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I'm with her till the end🤞🏾😭🔥🔥 #idolssa
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@_bileee__ And the nose twitch.😭😭😭
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@nt_mnisi Cricket keng??😭😭
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Meanwhile in honeydew is definitely up there.
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What's the best beat switch you've heard in a SA Hiphop song??
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@gutrearranger @jackharlow Lil Wayne and Pharrell are literally there.
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@__sugarvenom Nah this looks like fun.😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bathong oomf.😳😭😭
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@__sugarvenom Zama iKwid chommie, ugade umoya.🥺
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@Iwannagotolondn
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"Come see me, tonight." Ebaba I live with MaNtuli kay1.
@Giinam3
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But do boys understand that we have parents?
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@unhoelyshiit @sure_kayla Imagine walking around naked , man🥺
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Zama said she wants to be the greatest. Baby with that voice you can take over the world #idolssa
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Bramfisher people are everywhere,rea tsotella, single and mingle. Kanti Bramfisher what's wrong ye? #Uyajola99Sundays
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@asphilesande 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭exactly. 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 usingle?😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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Ya'll make groove your whole personality. Indawo yokuphola le.
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Sana le Fourways Farmers Market 😶
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Mihlali was there for vibes she literally said nothing.
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@_Tshwarii And a few I love yous here and there.
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@LukaneSA_ When they call an ugly guy 'Beyonce'
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Cheese and atchar sandwich remains undefeated.
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@wenzotodie4 "Ithi hello" aghhh.🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Ordering the cheapest thing on the menu when someone else is paying.>>>
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I'm ready.
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@Still_Cleo We're live.
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I swear I have the biggest crush on Thando.
@ThandoNje
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The Nje is Silent.
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Haaibo guys !!! Ngishaya nangama distinction ay2 . Ngiyinja mosi.🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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Ya'll really chow 1 kota?? Cause I be dusting 2.
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If you're not saving the semester this weekend then uyazi themba yohh.
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@_shwabade_
𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚
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Quote this Tweet with what could’ve been a Fleet.
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@_therealOT_ Crazy cause I just told this gent I'm 5'6 and he blocked me.😭😭😭
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