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@astros , @HoustonTexans , @HoustonRockets ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Houston, Texas.
Joined July 2012
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Facebook funny af ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Tv: CALL J.J WENTWORTH... Me: 877-CASH-NOW!!
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My kids WILL learn both Spanish and English. I don't want to hear "oh I don't speak Spanish" bullshit.
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Hot wheels get ready for 2022 cause weโ€™re voting you out.
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Texas DID stay Red. Thanks to all the volunteers & candidates who worked so hard to make this happen. Every statewide race and the Texas House and Senate remain Republican. God Bless Texas.
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If she doesnโ€™t love you at โ€œafterโ€ then she ainโ€™t the one for you.
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me before pluckers vs me after pluckers
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Hispanic folks be like โ€œ Ya me voyโ€ but still stay for another hour.
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In a honor of @trvisXX dropping Astroworld, I dug up my old season pass. #ChubbyKid ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@MLBONFOX What a great guy giving the starting position to the less fortunate
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Lmao!! ๐Ÿ˜‚I-10 East , Uvalde.
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Now bring back Yuli ๐Ÿ
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We have announced that the entire broadcasting team will return for the 2023 season. Geoff Blum, Todd Kalas, Julia Morales, Robert Ford, Steve Sparks, Francisco Romero, and Alex Treviรฑo are all returning next season.
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@brianmctaggart Kid did a great job. Especially his 1st start in the majors.
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Those squad meetings when you were a kid ๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/gy6XroJsCe
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@CodifyBaseball Light work for the Astros ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ
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You trash if you waste my time.
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Damn they real quick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@michaelschwab13 This shit better fire up Valdez. We need him Sunday.
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@yeoldedad @imax713 Love mine. ๐Ÿ˜
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Here we go with headass Twitter
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@BRWalkoff @AriA1exander Astros about to turn him into a Cy young pitcher
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That one ex who hates your guts but lowkey still down to fuck
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@JJets_Bets About to win ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@brianmctaggart Putting Singleton and Abreu back to back should be a crime.
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As much as I love this idea, the real question is whoโ€™s gonna pay for this park ? @SylvesterTurner wonโ€™t even allow Prop B law to be passed to give the firefighters their raise they deserve. Heโ€™s just hyping yโ€™all up AND this idea. Heโ€™s fucking delusional and cheap.
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Everybody booing Ted Cruz at the parade ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@astros This is why he earned that center field position ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Thank You Mr.President.
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Barack Obama
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Thank you to all the first responders and people helping each other out. That's what we do as Americans. Here's one way you can help now.
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I got accepted to UHD.๐Ÿฅณ
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Give us a search bar. Iโ€™m tired of taking 10 minutes just to look for ONE.
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๐Ÿ“ Now approved: 117 new emojis for 2020 #Emoji2020
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@PitchingNinja TA gotta retire now
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Canโ€™t go wrong with with Franks when watching the @astros
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Yโ€™all hear something ?
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Larry Nassar's lawyers say he was assaulted in prison
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Holy shit, I graduate today. ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“
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If she got a bible verse in her bio, she a hoe
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*200k Covid deaths* Trump: I brought football back.
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@MarkBermanFox26 @CoreyJulks Already better than Dubon and Meyers.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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You got me fucked up if you think ima text you first after your ass stopped replying.
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@HoustonTexans Yall really made me believe we were back
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If Houston had NHL team I would get into Hockey.
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Everybody in Texas
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@ReportOnSports Damn, not even Rockies want him ๐Ÿ’€
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Day 14 of no alcohol: Iโ€™ve lost 11 pounds.
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@AriA1exander The hustle of a champion. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
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@Yankees You lost to him ๐Ÿคฃ
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Iโ€™m ready to travel the world.
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Damn I shouldโ€™ve went out
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@thehokage_brian Why do yโ€™all record yourself?
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The way my mom spells Chick-Fil-A. I love her ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I fucks with it ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
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Where do you stand on this truck? #KPRC2
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November said โ€œwhat cold weather?โ€
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She got pretty black hair that I wanna pull when I hit it from the back.
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I hope businesses push mask mandatory.
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Thatโ€™s the cat from Scary movie 2.
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@abc13houston Thatโ€™s a grown ass man
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Stacy's mom.
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Shit like this makes me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me talking to my co-workers.
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You know youโ€™re old when you recognize this picture.
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@FOXSoccer Said no one ever.
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When you hotbox your car and your parents want to use it.
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@StrosMuse_ And a million errors ๐Ÿ˜‘
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I would never turn in anything god blessed me with.
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Man turns in $14,000 found on side of road
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@strosfade713 @CodifyBaseball He donโ€™t believe in stats unfortunately.
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โ€œIโ€™ll get gas in the morningโ€ is the biggest lie I tell myself.
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Credit cards are finally paid off. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜
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@brianmctaggart Blame the people doing the wave
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@arimariee09 I just woke up to this ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
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New iphone who this??
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My co-workers pumpkin she submitted for the contest. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ #ForTheH
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Win or lose , I will forever be a @astros fan. They gave Houston their first championship. I will forever be grateful.
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@WWRangers @astros @AirNatlGuard Losing to a Triple-A pitcher????????
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Old Gucci >>
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GUCCI MANE - LEMONADE (2009)
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Damn RIP to a legend.
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๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’?
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@collegefession but are you fine as fuck? That's the real question
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@ZachMacieI @MLB @TeamCJCorrea How the angels doing? Oh wait...
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Mucha Lucha was the GOAT.
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God bless all you fine ass white girls ๐Ÿ™Œ
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@michaelschwab13 Neris is a mood. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒƒ
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@UberFacts why you lying?
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always stretch before sex. ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
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I made this meme so please enjoy.
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โ€œHi this is an important message for cars insureโ€”โ€œ Me:
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Teaching my dog how to drive so he can come see me at work.
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Almost spit out my drink. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The man himself Mattress Mack, Bun B and Johnny Dang. ๐Ÿฅณ
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I ain't stupid, I know what the fuck is up.
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How do I let social media know that Iโ€™m already registered to vote and stop reminding me every damn 5 minutes.
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Beautiful song I swear.
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