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Luke

@ItsNot_GoneWell

5 years

It's because it's none of our fucking business

Mirror Sport

@MirrorSport

5 years

Reason why Michael Schumacher's condition has been kept secret for over five years

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Luke

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"Harry Kane hasn't scored in this stadium since he moved to Germany" yes Sam, that's because Schalke haven't played Bayern Munich this season you utter fuckwit #ENGSVK

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Luke

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"Ipswich aren't pressing enough" - Jermaine Jenas

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That Ipswich Town work rate 🔥

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Luke

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@MbejeMsizie @_Giggity_____ @m_ojor @Bro_olla Could have done it privately mind rather than publicly

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I can't explain it, but Steve Evans looks like he should be a bus driver

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Luke

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1 year

Do we have to take the piss out of a vulnerable adult?

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🔰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “I’m going to watch the first half, and then have the second half in my headphones.” 🟡🟢 What’s your plan for following the Lionesses❓ #NCFC

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6 months

He was right, ya know

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@LizBeighton @NCFC_Adam How've you missed the sarcasm here?

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@ItsNot_GoneWell

5 years

@cherryemoticon That was Busted, you spunktrumpet

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@GRhysBryant @Arsenal He didn't need to give one

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Luke

@ItsNot_GoneWell

2 years

I absolutely hate the type of fan that thinks that football is a TV show rather than a spectator sport.

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2 years

What a fucking mental day of Premier League football! Which game did you guys choose to watch?! I pay for BT, Sky & Amazon Prime and live in England so I had the choice of exactly zero games! 😍

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Luke

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3 years

@musicwadei @chideraaye That tweet should have ended after the fourth word. It's a shirt pull. It's a yellow card. He did what he needed to do. If that was Harry Maguire doing that, we would be praising him.

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7 years

@DaveKingThing @lisarob61254794 So if guns don't kill people, then what if Kim fires his nuke? Does the nuke not kill people?

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4 years

@Zackninjalol @syddonttweet @BeKind_BeCool @xannikinsx Was grabbing her arse without consent necessary? Was grabbing her front necessary? Stop with the victim blaming bullshit, you freak

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Luke

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Absolutely nothing good has ever come directly from Lily Allen. A nepo baby riding on her father's coattails who pretends to be working class before shitting on the working class, and who gets a puppy for Instagram likes before returning it to a shelter because it was... a puppy.

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Luke

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7 months

You've had 10 more penalties than we have this season, and you're escaping an FFP punishment because you held off on submitting accounts and financial reports. All after bottling a 20pt lead over us. But yeah, Town are soooooo lucky

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@FosseHub When was the last time you saw a team this lucky? They’re the luckiest team ever, absolute pisstake

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Luke

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9 months

Fuck off. The only fan who really matters when considering kick off times should be the ones spending the money and effort going

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@LFCCAN8

9 months

Dear @premierleague , please consider fans in other continents and schedule games at more convenient times. A 7:30 am kickoff on the East Coast of North America is challenging for many. Thank you.”

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Luke

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4 years

Michael Gove has just spectacularly fell to pieces with @piersmorgan - it's not been a good week for ministers on there after Hancock's tearless fake cry.

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@katecameron286 @ben_sav99 @JayWHU_ @Chrimo__ Two wrongs don't make a right, do they?

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@ben_sav99 @JayWHU_ @Chrimo__ If it's the other way around, you'd (rightly) be howling like a pack of wolves

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@IYDFB @WindassJnr @LCFCRyan18 Have you ever thought that some players might be doing stuff without feeling the need to tell everyone about it?

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@ACSfessions I hope he leaves you. You deserve nothing less.

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@cherpaulyfamily @BBCBreaking No they don't

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@WestHamMatters @bambinobecky Oh yeah, the police, they take things VERY seriously. Was only last year that they were given women tips on how to get away from officers being inappropriate.

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@RBshadowscale @szarkooo @Iex0rangecounty So does the UK but none of you idiots seem to know this

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@jbavfc01 @ce02x I wouldn't be telling women not to be angry over this

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@jodygreenfield @F1Ned It was him who said at Spa 'it doesn't matter how it's come', right?

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@jimmyskinback You're right, you didn't consider. You accepted immediately 😂

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Luke

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4 years

@egm974 I mean it has only been responsible for giving road cars traction control, abs, developing hybrid systems, as well as numerous safety features we now take for granted. And that is before thinking of the 40,000 people it employs in the UK

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Luke

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@YvetteHenson @ellieredpath Yes Yvette, but since you were buying a house, colour TV and the wheel have all been invented. Times are totally, totally different.

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@ItsNot_GoneWell

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@egm974 The most successful driver in it's history came from a council estate in Stevenage, so hardly a rich kid's playhouse, and the fitness regime needed to actually do the job would make most sportsmen cry. But sure, 'NoT a SpOrT'

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@jmzcantwell @Jessieeox You can tell she didn't have Netflix or have those morning coffees

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2 years

@ACSfessions If you were even having these thoughts of 'is this okay' it probably wasn't. If you're not sure, then the answer is no.

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Luke

@ItsNot_GoneWell

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Nothing gets near this upgrade #ITFC

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@rio_woolf

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Name a bigger upgrade, I’ll wait… #watfordFC

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@ItsNot_GoneWell

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@_davidknight @RuthAsp11 @BBCSport It's a World Cup fella, not The X Factor. Nobody's arsed about who's singing what😂

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@omqod @rioferdy5 Not really the time or place for that, is it?

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@ItsNot_GoneWell

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@Nicwilson58 @KaiserBob99 He's making a joke about SpyGate

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@ItsNot_GoneWell

2 years

@Rambo_III @winterfxlcon Today was a racing incident, you're apocalyptically stupid if you don't get that. As much as George could've stayed straight, Gasly could've just as easily backed off, and when George started to move left, he wouldn't have seen Gasly there.

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@GaryLineker Not like a Qatari official to lie, is it? How VERY odd👀

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Luke

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@TheRug85 "Oooooh look at this fact I can pull out" and he gives us that one Ffs Almost as bad as the English performance

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1 year

@Budgiekiller Don't be a dickhead, Jim

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@ACSfessions The same way you would approach someone who doesn't

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Luke

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@EDL_smithy Afghan war, Gulf War, war in Iraq, bombs dropped in Lybia - all involve us bombing their homelands. And that's after we went and invaded their lands before colonialising it

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@macdaddy1957 @jackrooke I think she's done just fine without your advice.

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@wRauiridh @ShaneMeneer Yeah, because people who are suicidal are well known for thinking rationally about the consequences of what they're about to do, aren't they

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@Lallana_Pyjamas @LaurenceNew @gortavfc @theawayfans Shame it was in Kharkiv, a good 300 miles away

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@farming_corn @Boowersislive @TommyWTF1 I bet you're really fun at parties

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@Verma9Mini @Madders10 Be even better if he didn't resort to it in the first place

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@Extrasetsrozema @atlantasfaith_ @KyleMusfeldt Careful, you've just done some next level maths shit

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Luke

@ItsNot_GoneWell

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Promotion last season wasn't for everyone #ITFC #NCFC

ncfc87685

@ncfc87685

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Avoiding defeat at home v Leeds is not for everyone... #ncfc

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@IKieran_96 @GaryLineker Nor is publicly displaying a glaring lack of reading comprehension, Kieran.

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Luke

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2 months

Definitely at an all time low. Things are terrible right now #ITFC

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@NCFC_Curtis

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I know #itfc have had some lows but getting bantered with San Marino stats is an all time low.

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"I can't get a season ticket so we need to move out of town" piss off. It would absolutely kill a town that's already on it's knees. The single best part about PR is that it's properly in the middle of the community it serves. It's perfect where it is.

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@xraebradyx @benstringer__ Its amazing how upset people get when they realise they won't be able to perv in there

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@SamualMykola @livvjanee If a bloke was getting his knob out for 15 years old girls, would you be saying that?

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@ShelvatronMk2 @AgueroProp @ballon_gundor They pull more G Force than fighter pilots and fighter pilots have special suits to make sure they don't blackout. If you genuinely think that something where a driver can burn upwards of 1500 calories in 90minutes isn't a sport, you're just advertising how stupid you are.

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@xbenstanton @guyc_01 Nah Le Blanc and Ecans were far bigger downgrades Current three ain't so bad

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@jemmaforte @BBCBreaking The FBI

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@JackWFC123 @Rob_Dawson93 @_The72 Because a) the discussion was about his VLOGS. b) you then posted something that wasn't a vlog to make a point about vlogs.

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@bandedemalade @sin4an Unfortunately, it really wasn't.

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@Goddess0shun @itstarekali Yeah, like this for example.

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@Alexjackd @HLTCO Southgate's right, you're not very good

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@GregPerkins1988 @gIittershits @domhegan @WUTangKids Says the man who's confused New York for Boston

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Btw, Kalvin Phillips is bloody good. Imagine what he'll be like with some more sharpness in him. #ITFC

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@Joecarlo545 @sophiemalervy What did Denephew say?

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@NCFC_Adam Switch the shirts and the league positions and you'd be all over this

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@Greekgoddess02 @fesshole That's a load of bollocks to be honest

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"Fuming"

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Oh my how they’re gonna be fuming

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@Whotao_86 @sportbible Nobody in Germany was even arsed about the World Cup this year😂

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Three years ago we were signing Rekeem Harper and Tom Carroll😂😂 #ITFC

IPSWICH TOWN

@IpswichTown

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KP 🤝 Town.

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"We'd like to apologise to Delia Smith and Michael Wynn Jones that they refused to follow police advice by paying for a police escort and following the Norwich City bus to Portman Road, instead choosing to follow the Town bus knowing what would be waiting for them" #NCFC #ITFC

Paddy Davitt

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🚨Derbygate rumbles on #NCFC joint maj shareholders Delia Smith & Michael Wynn Jones ‘saddened’ by no public apology from #ITFC for car missile attack 🟡🟢 #NCFC had been in dialogue with #ITFC 👇 Statement in next tweet 👀 Full story

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So are Palace, Wolves and Everton after 14🤷‍♂️

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

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The three promoted clubs (Leicester, Ipswich and Southampton) are winless in all 15 Premier League games this season (W0-D7-L8).

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@ggnarox @Mozzasoft @amybrown_6 Not everyone over 65 lives on a bus route

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@jk1179 @Joecarlo545 @darrengrimes_ The one he got because he forced the government to feed hungry children?

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@louwhu16 I'm not totally sure how relevant it js, it's just a local media outlet interviewing fans. If he wanted to speak, more power to him for doing so.

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@StokeyyG2 You don't even like them, fella

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@rxlfpacked @SunlunFinest @sportbible 'Us'

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@gauravjoshi2000 @F1_Jordan He was, to anyone with half a brain, clearly joking

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@elmo_fpv @F1 Because of all the people he would be in close contact with in the garage, any marshall that might have to pull him out of a wreckike with Grosjean, and that's just two reasons

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Cameron Burgess and Luke Woolfenden could piss the bed and still wake up with a clean sheet #ITFC

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@rjb_1998 The French not committing war crimes is bold

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Lucas Di Grassi:

Georgina Yeomans

@gina_maggie

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Great to be back in the pit lane 🤩 #LondonEPrix

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This man #ITFC

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Which player is this? 🤔

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Football Tweet ⚽

@Football__Tweet

1 year

What goal in football history did you celebrate the most? 🥳🤔 I'll go first. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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They weren't arsed when Gnonto wasn't flagged

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@Aaronnn_96

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Has the linesman got his eyes closed?

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@JackWFC123 @Rob_Dawson93 @_The72 So not an actual vlog, then.

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@mightymossy @a_leesha1 Ah yes, look at how seriously those not in a BAME community are taking it?

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@ungie1971 @fesshole Oooooooh look at me, I'm edgy and don't like football!

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@huhnmv @josephmarsden8 Yeah, 1 person does indeed represent 55,000,000

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@HardyMCFC1 @joe_nolann Was it these?

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One week later...😉 #ITFC

The 44 ⚽️

@The_Forty_Four

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Never forget when 28,000 Ipswich fans were all screaming HANDBALL, after the same player made 3 handballs 😅

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@jfcpfc @Samtporter16 You've confused 'not guilty' with 'innocent'. All it means is that there isn't sufficient evidence to convict, not that he didn't do it

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@MirrorCeleb Are we supposed to feel sympathy?

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Hasn't he got a football club to run? #ITFC

NowThis Impact

@nowthisimpact

1 year

Ed Sheeran surprised a group of high school students in the Tampa area with free tickets to his concert and a private performance. Video of the heartwarming moment was shared to the Hillsborough County Public Schools Facebook page, where it has 245k views as of May 22.