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@ItsLikeMichael

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Joined December 2011
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@JacksTornACL She said ‘😁😁😁😁’ knew full well her girl cooked this kid to the max
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@ItsLikeMichael
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@ALOTO This bloke looks like it could race at the next ascot 🐴
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@FootyLimbs Inbred thought she was onto something smart 😄
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@eurofootcom @IanWright0 Shes asking too many questions 😂
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@ItsBigZuu Rattled all the locals without a ticket 🤣🥴
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@NoContextHumans At this point… 😂
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@AnfieldWatch Rio Ferdinand: “If I’m a decent human, and someone says ‘cheat on your dying wife or be there for her, what are you doing?’ forget my Manchester United ties, I’m cheating because I’m a dirty manc” 🐀
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@FBAwayDays How was the feeling in the final? 😮‍💨🇮🇹
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@HoodFamousTV_ It was at this moment 🤣🤣 @CaptReckless
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Liverpool FC
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“Let’s squeeze everything out of this season and have another thing to smile about when we look back in the future.” Jürgen’s important message to you.
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@HumansNoContext No way man was hooping with Woody 😂
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@NOT_MOTD You could cook a steak on that greasy ass forehead
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@LickshotLippy Little man vibes
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@TheRoadEndPod Class manager 👏 Hope they stay up and ev go down
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@NoContextHumans ‘Ham ham…’ ‘….sandwich’ yeh his boy really his boy the way he helped him finish his sentence 😅😅😅
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@thediyora If you say so 🥴
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@MundialMag Bro had other ideas 🫡
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@NoContextHumans This is how Ukraine and Russia will decide the war
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You had to be there 🥲
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@HeadieOne Title challenge and Man united belong in a Christmas cracker joke 😭
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@LoveIsland No peace. We want pure chaos
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@poetscorneruk @dele_official This is some weird poem you have put together Poet. 2/10
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@shannonsharpeee This kid will have his own serial killer doc on Netflix in 3 years
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House music = smoking area/ tequilas
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Afrobeats = toilet breaks/ drink breaks
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@FBAwayDays Cameraman had one job
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@AubaGun @LFC Arsenal fans on Liverpool twitter😂😂
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@YoungAdz1 Waiting for all the vid shoots to come out like
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@Nilesinho He hit the rona mid sentence @CaptReckless 😂
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This treats PTSD 💊
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@LickshotLippy Eboue, ramsey, mustafi, wenger and now the captain all booed/ abused 😂 not the first and wont be the last. Bottom of the barrel 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
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@lfcmumble Loving it 😄
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@StrangestMedia Mate this is so rude 😄
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@specsgonzalez Tell me you don’t ball without telling me you don’t ball 😖
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@416_sch She gives off Katie hopkins vibes 😷
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@ESPNFC Rent free 😂 state of these lot
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@DRALLIMA @Reeceyd03 Someone needs to rock her jaw and she’ll stop playing the main character
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@laurapingu_ @FBAwayDays Entertaining. You?
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@LFC 👀👀
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People keep forgetting he’s only 20 💫👊
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Marking his 100th appearance with a wonderful strike 💎
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Block 110✅🥳
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@LFC_Ticket_Stop
LFC Ticket Stop
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So many heads sitting in block 110 😂😂 Wembley is going to be active 🧙‍♀️🔴
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@frankwhiz1 Music with no words is for crackheads
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@PoliticsForAlI @DailyMirror Coming like a future update🥱😂
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@SkyNewsBreak Explain in footy terms?
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@SkySportsNews Bring him back
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JD Newbury Park.. 😂😂
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@Kevin_Omega_97 @LickshotLippy ‘No right to be even be where we are now’ jokeman look at your net spend since 18/19 🤣
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Birthday vibes 🎉 big 23 uno
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This team 🙌❤️
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@georgiatownend_ @LoveIsland 5 minutes too long mate
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@TheAnfieldTalk Sining Packs and Potions remix while wearing nothing but a Benfica cap on his head 🔥
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All west ham Sunday!!!! Come on you irons ⚒ @CaptReckless
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How you gona see my number plate when your doing cartwheels in the air miss ?
@itsmeyourfavx
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btw speeding towards a zebra crossing won’t make me stop, i shall enter that road confidently and if you hit me we going court baby.
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One time we was all playing Knock Down Ginger. My guy decided it was a good idea to actually SMASH the front glass door 😂🤭 the victim was watching tv, minding his business. Moral of the story: make sure you have double glazing
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@brfootball Oh no. What happened?
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So hungover at work i just smiled when our shop got robbed 🤘
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How can my mum just drop to me ‘its about time you find a classy girl’ 😂🙃 rate me a bit pls ?
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These are the days🕺🔴🏆
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@LFCTransferRoom Best CB in the world
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@lfc_HomeSpares Everton, Man U, Bournemouth
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@SkyNewsBreak Open the strip clubs!!
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Wembley ✅🧨
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@LFCtickets66 Leave your phone in your pocket and scrap them. Straight into these skirt bastards 👊
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Madrid (h) 💀
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When Davide said ‘KARMA IS A BITCH’. Ekin really getting that heat 🤌 #LoveIsland
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“Where are you from?” “Essex” “What part of Essex?” “Ilford” “What’s it near?” “East London 😒” “Huh?” “Barking. I’m from Barking.”
@CallumCarthy
Cal Carthy
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"Where are you from?" "Hertfordshire" "What part of Hertfordshire?" "Broxbourne" "What's it near?" "Cheshunt" "Huh?" "North London. I'm from North London"
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@praveenydv0 @willperryTV @Marcotti Shooting drill between werner and salah
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@eurofootcom @David_Ornstein Season was done when they bottled it at anfield 😂😍
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Samira in the villa is like Saudia Arabia in the World cup. Participating. Nothing else #LoveIsland
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‘I play rubgy lad’ RATTLED! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #LoveIsland
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@FootyAccums No its not a shame. He wouldn’t be half the player under Southgate or the english influence. The Bundesliga has made him the player he is
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Enough is enough 🤮🤮
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6times 🏆🔴 #LFCParade
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🔥🔥🔥🔥 they done it again
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Let’s go braaaaazzzyyyy 🔥🔥🔥 out now 😈
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@SinnamonCouture It was at this point he was having full enjoyment
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😂😂 They got no other purpose
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Cyprus 19🏝
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I wanna play football on valentines day.. Its the only thing I love right now
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Parade (h) 🎉 we go again next season
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The way i havnt bought any Christmas presents yet. Westfield pending. Gona be a bit mad in the rave
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I feel a type of way when places automatically put the service charge 🧐 like sir I’ll tip what I feel.
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Birthday next week. Newcastle for halloween 👀 couple city breaks before new year. 2018 really started August 26th
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Arsenal (a) that was a fun one 😆🧨
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@Strangestvideoo That ‘Yoooooooo 😂😂😂’ had me 😭
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Bro 😂😂 Toby would be in a Octagon if he could #LoveIsland
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My love 😍
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@ArmzKorleone He lost composure and Armz really said:
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@FootballTalkHQ @FBAwayDays Football didn’t start in 1992 😂 go follow cricket instead
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Onana could be the worst keeper in the league 😆😆
Remember when they said Onana was De Gea’s upgrade 😂😂
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@Sonnyhamiltonnn Full benfica kit and hat should do
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Only £164m 😅 Only 115 charges 😅 weird bunch them city inbreds
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Only £164M difference in net spend and double the trophies but it doesn’t matter guys. It means more to them
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DBE 🎉
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