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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Everyone is focusing on “then don’t get married in the church”, no one is focusing on the barbaric act of policing a women’s body. Even if you’re 100% celibate, no church should be asking you for pregnancy test before they wed you. It’s inhumane and reduces you to just your body.

Ozzy

@ozzyetomi

2 years

Churches testing brides for pregnancy is not only barbaric and extremely foolish, its pointless. Couples who are sexually active can be wed, a man with 5 women pregnant outside can be wed, a woman who aborts the baby & passes the test can be wed. Its intrusive and sexist.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Just started watching the Young Famous and African series and I’m really wondering why this girl is entertaining someone called Diamond when she has VIC MENSA!

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

11 months

Mean mugging 😡

Alabi

@the_Lawrenz

11 months

Dear Edo people, bless us with JPEGs.❤️

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

The only way you can wed is if you show a crazy old man that you peed on a stick and you people are okay with that in the name of religion? Some of these churches even violate women by performing virginity tests on them and that’s okay? Cause that’s what Jesus said abi?

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Lol a Nigerian therapist told me “shey if you were more prayerful, all this wouldn’t be happening.”

Noor✨

@Tejumola__

2 years

A Nigerian therapist threatened to report me to the police.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

If Yvonne Orji has 100 haters, I’m one of them. If she has 10, I’m still there. If she has only one, na me be that. If she has none, it means I’m die. As long as I have breath, I will remain a forever hater of the spice of pepper soup and hardness of kola nut.

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@ItasohaA

2 years

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@ItasohaA

2 years

Narcissism

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

@King_Tems Exactly! All they want to do is police women’s bodies and they’re using religion as a cover.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

When your sugar daddy comes to visit and buys you your first pair of nikes 🤭😍

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Starting a new role with “Senior” in my title lol 😅

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

My favorite thing on the internet rn is people calling Letitia “Daddy Panther” 😂

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

But Tinubu built it from ground up! And made it the best thing since agege bread. That’s why he should be president 😱😱😱😱

Stears

@StearsInsights

2 years

Lagos @followlasg is, without exception, the commercial giant of Nigeria, but it is also the second least liveable city in the world (for the 3rd time in a row). Second only to Syria’s war-torn city, Damascus. A thread to make it make sense. 1/11

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Acts of service Quality time Gifts In that order.

ISaidWhatISaidPod

@ISWISPodcast

2 years

04. #ISWISPodcast

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

Interested to see how this changes the fintech scene in Nigeria. At the end of the day the issue with breaking into this space is regulations and policies. But with the accessibility of APIs it’s a step towards actually simplifying finance. Glad to see agent banking in the mix.

TechCabal Press Room

@techcabal_pr

3 years

TechAdvance announces Bloc—offering a faster way to build FinTech applications. Read More:

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

This week officially makes it a year I relocated from Nigeria. And it has been the best and worst decision I’ve made. The growth has been exponential and the opportunities have been endless. But the aloneness and loneliness of it all has been mind numbing

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

11 months

If you’re currently using chatgpt, can you please stop? I’m trying to write a report and there’s a high volume of all of you rn 😭

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 year

Same thing that happens with petrol, diesel etc.

Sam Otigba

@SamuelOtigba

1 year

I found out this weekend that the rice imported into Nigeria is considered the lowest quality globally with zero nutritional value. They are stored in silos, riddled with chemical, shipped in drums, then bagged inside the moving vessel & mostly expired. We are eating poison here.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Honestly, rice. I’ve never been to a party because the DJ or MC was fire.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 month

Finally there’s a breeze in this uk. It’s warm and sunny and there’s a breeze. God is good

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

As 2021 rounds up, I may or may not write a year in review. But I can say for certain that God has been good. It’s been a gruelling 12 months of hard work and so much luck and I don’t take any of it for granted. The love I’ve been shown, my friends and family - I’m so thankful

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

I take everything that happens to me as a learning experience and just roll with the punches. One day I’d stop learning shar because I’d be tired. When I open my mouth to talk about it, let’s all remember to roll with the punches.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

I was wondering where she was going but I honestly didn’t see that coming

Wale Gates

@walegates

3 years

This is incredible.... 😳😳😳 Even by Mummy GO standards this is wild 🤣🤣🤣

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Everything I know about Jared Leto, I know against my will. Mans has an island cult and now is method acting to play the role of a pedophile. I don’t even know what that means but I wish I didn’t know any of it

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 year

Not me going all the way to London just to go and eat amala in Peckham 🌚

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 months

Of course can’t negate that some people are just evil or uneducated sha. Because I’m sure not a lot of people in twitter can relate intimately with our current president, yet there are people that’ll defend him till they’re blue in the face.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Art is so important. Music, books, movies, they’re all so important. The way they make you feel and how much you rely on them during good or bad times. Damn

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

24 days

Every year I try a mango to remind myself why I hate mangoes. This is this year’s mango

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 year

I just published I have never felt unattractive

I have never felt unattractive

What a weird life, to be so bothered about something as mundane as beauty. And yet, here I am; living a new life in a new world feeling in…

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

“What comes after Saturday?” Me with confidence: “Monday!”

Omni-Man 🌸🇵🇸🇨🇩

@Kampariza_ka

3 years

wait a damn minute??!!!

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@ItasohaA

2 years

I haven’t written one of these since 2019. Really happy I was able to articulate 2022 to some capacity. “The year is 2022…” by Itasoha

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

You focus on your own penis, no?

OBA SOPEIN-ASORE

@OBAASORE

3 years

@EdafeOkporo Anal coitus is like masturbation, it weakens the penis, causes prostatitis, causes blisters and infection on the penis cap. And other related sexual infection. That was why the vagina was given as the appropriate hole and lubricant for the penis effective performance.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

At this point men actually just need to be with each other. Because nothing obviously makes you people happy. Touch grass.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Lmao what is this?

Cyrus Tha Virus 👑🦏

@Cyrus_ThaVirus

2 years

Noticed a trend of young ladies “mom-ing” things that aren’t human babies in the name of western woke-ism. Cat mom Dog mom Plant mom Fish mom “I’m a plant mom”til your village people will say amen May your womb not birth cat or plant in Jesus name You’re a cat/dog/plant OWNER

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Happy children’s day to my inner child. Sis is tired lol

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Up NEPA

Ikeja Electric

@IkejaElectric

2 years

Again, we are not “NEPA” but Ikeja Electric. 🙄

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 year

@ValerieEgbuniwe Make sure to build a lot of confidence before you venture into the deep end. I’ll always suggest you stay close to a wall on your first couple laps so when you get tired you don’t start panicking.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

I want stability in my life. In three years, I want a house with a backyard and I want a dog that can play in said backyard and I want to earn x4 of what I currently earn now (after tax 🤲🏿🤲🏿)

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen on the internet

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Merry Christmas ❤️

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 year

Listening to Hozier’s music, reading Dante’s Inferno, writing think pieces about the meaning of life.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Honestly this one is one of my favs. The tears!

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

There’s a video of Peter Obi talking about paying the outstanding gratuity and pension in Anambra. Can someone please share the link to the full video?

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

Sad but unfortunately I’m not even surprised. Chris Brown is gutter water, I hope he gets convicted 🙏🏿🤞🏿

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

3 years

Chris Brown accused of drugging and raping woman on yacht

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Leaving my apartment for the first time in a week, to take out the trash. Just so I can say I left home

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

I heard from a doctor on YouTube that eating actually burns calories and I’m 6KCAL away from closing my rings today. So I’m finna go get food

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

@madu_victor @sajioloye Ah, I definitely believe we have a soul. I think there’s a separation of our perception and mind really, from our souls and “essence” 🌚

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Update: new fav jam

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

This reminds me of that guy that tweeted that if he should wake up and his babe is next to him he’ll be upset. That she should be up and doing one or two things. Me I agree shar, you people sleep too much especially as adults. 3/4 hours should be enough

Àgbà John Doe

@jon_d_doe

2 years

If your girlfriend comes to spend the weekend with you, and she stays in bed till 8am, it just might be a sign that she's lazy or doesn't really rate you. Except she's sick. You'll understand this tweet when you get married & start having children. End.

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@ItasohaA

2 years

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Just watched an ad for a particular brand of antidepressants and some of the side effects are; - depression - suicidal thoughts - death America is wild

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

I had to learn that it’s not everything that I can do, that I should do. And peace has reigned since

FinTECH Bro

@nifemioluboyede

2 years

If you are the "if they don't do it I will do it myself" type person, you'd pick up new skills and still be frustrated cos you'd become highly skilled as a professional not necessarily as a Product Manager. 2/2

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

11 months

@madu_victor 😊

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

4 years

You are loved You are worthy You matter ❤️

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Lmao says you oh Tarsys, na you sabi

Tarsys

@tarsis_kib

2 years

@ItasohaA Self importance goes hand in hand with common sense Let's hope you have both

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Lol someone said Will Smith opened the floodgates and Dave Chappelle slammed it shut lol. He said “I just stumped on a nigga”, and he really wasn’t joking

NUFF

@nuffsaidny

2 years

Someone attacked Dave Chappelle at his show and his security team left that man looking like Mojo JoJo.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

@madu_victor Welcome to the club 🥹

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Seeing pictures of Rihanna’s baby bump has done something for my soul. I’m actually so happy

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Happy international women’s day to all women. Successful women, women still figuring it out, gay women, trans women, mentally stable women, differently abled women. I don’t know you but I love you and you matter so much more than you can imagine ❤️❤️

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

I see a lot of people are pressed about pressing toothpaste from the middle. I’m more pressed that you adults are sharing toothpaste in the first place.

𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐞.𝐨𝐠

@leyeojeniyi

2 years

Are there people that are ACTUALLY serious about pressing toothpaste from the bottom or the middle?? I mean, it's just toothpaste.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Haven’t seen Hasan Minhaj’s new show because I’m saving it. Waiting for the right moment. I’ve been dodging spoilers like crazy all week

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

One of the gym instructors at my gym was doing birthday one time and came to the gym (at 6am) with a cooler of j. rice lol

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Went to the gym and forgot I haven’t eaten all day. I don’t even know how to defend my actions. Got a good workout in though.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

One thing about me, I’m very pro quitting and becoming a sugar baby. That’s the one advice I give in every scenario. Mental health acting up? Quit and become a sugar baby. Boss being an annoying ass? Quittttt

ely kreimendahl

@ElyKreimendahl

2 years

everyone in a friend group has their own little role, and i’m proud to be the one who always thinks everyone should quit their job

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@ItasohaA

1 year

Smoked a cigarette today and didn’t choke! @maydort thank you for your service

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Everyone under this tweet is missing comprehension skills. I hope you all find rest and know that Wizkid will never know or fight for you like this lol.

Mo Isu

@Mo_Isu_

2 years

K made a tweet in 2013 that people are using to attack her today. It makes absolutely no sense to me. It's been less than one hour since that tweet was found and already there are over 100 tweets with different forms of 'you are fake' 'so this is your true colours'

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

11 months

“Wish I had met you earlier in life”

JayR 🥷🏽

@JayNoir_

11 months

Flirt like a married man. Go 😭

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Lmao every time we had to unblock gomoney users’ accounts @iWolz01

tweet davidson 🍞

@andykreed

2 years

POV: you’re the coinbase kyc team

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

Please if I’m ranting about anything to you, take it that I’m just upset and need someone to talk to. I don’t need a solution to my problem if I don’t ask for one. I understand it’s well intentioned when you jump in to help, but it’s not what I’ve asked from you

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

7 months

All I want for Christmas is to randomly bump into Masego and fall in love and live happily ever after 🥹

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

@madu_victor Merry Christmas Ikechukwu ❤️❤️

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

Me, reading accounting: Accounting: the girls that get it, get it. 😭😭😭😭

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

So in the same America, women are being forced to give birth to kids (ban on abortions) and once they do, said kids don’t have access to formula and if they get past infanthood then there’s the likelihood they won’t live past 10 because of school shootings? America is the ghetto

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2 years

Ashewo 🫢

幽霊

@Man_Like_Ghost

2 years

Why ? 😂

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

You people that don’t even have the time to wash your hands are the ones reflecting in the bathrooms. Lol okay.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 year

@madu_victor Lol Ikechukwu, if there’s anyone that has funds, it’s you. Do giveaway for your girl 🙌🏿🤲🏿

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

Currently unemployed and have gone back to my roots of writing stories. I hope you enjoy!! I just published Storytelling

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

But why would I tell you any of that when I can just flex on these hoes?

Stephanie⭐️

@beibipearl2

2 years

People on social media won't tell you their parents assist them with rent. They won't tell you they have an old man who sends them money monthly in exchange for sex. They won't tell you they started business with inherited money. 1/2

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@ItasohaA

2 years

I just found out today that the founder of adidas and puma are brothers lol

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Random rant: as someone who used to go to the gym a lot, I had better form than most of the men at my gym because I didn’t want anyone to come and breathe down my neck to “help”. And yet they still did. It’s not even about helping really, you guys are just annoying.

AKA Wombat Jones

@RxELowkey

2 years

If she dies she dies lmaooooooop

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

1 year

Temperatures are reaching record highs, it's the perfect time to enter the home cooling business. I'm thinking of starting with only fans.

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@ItasohaA

2 years

@madu_victor Seeeeee

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Pete, you slut! I love it

kendall roy’s second wife

@princekendalll

2 years

Pete Davidson has been spotted with Kendall Roy after his recent breakup with Kim Kardashian. The two were seen stepping off Roy’s private jet this morning.

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@ItasohaA

2 years

The aloneness and loneliness I’ve felt in the last 6 months in particular have been anxiety inducing and overall just a 0/10 experience. Thankful for my friends and family that have kept me sane tbh

Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

This week officially makes it a year I relocated from Nigeria. And it has been the best and worst decision I’ve made. The growth has been exponential and the opportunities have been endless. But the aloneness and loneliness of it all has been mind numbing

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

Spending my Friday night listening to 2018 Dua Lipa. Reminiscing on when life seemed to have significantly lower consequences for me.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

4 months

@madu_victor *cue. Don’t let Paul G see this

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

3 years

Ozzy is telling the truth but you people are always angry at her. So keep being angry lol

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

@sajioloye I guess it’s heavily dependent on your belief system. Which brings us back to the idea that there is an existence after life (because a lot of belief systems are based on that idea). Idk shar, it’s possible we’re just here hurling through space based on vibes 😅😅😅

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

I just published my first article in a really long time. It's short and sweet. I hope you like it: I love you, Itasoha.

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

So proud of you Ikechukwu 🤗🤗🤗

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

There are very few things better than witnessing a Yoruba man in trad 😍

Tiaraoluwa 💕

@TheOluwabukunmi

2 years

There’s a way trads make Yoruba men look. It sits so well on their frames, making them look regal, wealthy, innocent and breathtakingly handsome. It could almost make you forget that they were formed in the bowel of Satan 😩

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@ItasohaA

2 years

Nothing gets done in the absence of joy

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@ItasohaA

2 years

“12 Signs You’re With An Emotionally Mature Man” by James Michael Sama

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

7 months

I just published Untitled — 2023 Spiral

Untitled — 2023 Spiral

All my life, I’ve had this need to be kind, to be considered a “good” person. A better person than is expected of me. This became…

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Itasoha

@ItasohaA

2 years

We don’t talk about Bruno

The Question Lotus

@DylanWa68690046

2 years

The year is 2045. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall. What are the four words

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