Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦 @IsraelPandu Twitter profile

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

8 months

Kindly RT, her helper might be on your TL 🤞🤝

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

A musician from Namibia vs a singer from Uganda 💀 #NamibiavsUganda

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

Ano Swapo ota kondjitha shike 😂💀

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

At 44 years, Gazza is nominated for a youth award 😄

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

If you ever felt like you're too old for anything, just remember that this man right here is 46 years old and still kicking ass 🤌🏽

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 month

So, one day I was stuck at Okutopola Open Market, Onethindi, looking for hikes to Windhoek. I stood there for 2hrs. The loadmasters were so much on my case coz I didn’t wana just ride in any car or bus. I specifically avoid Quantums, 7 seaters and the not-so-fit looking cars.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 years

Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! Stop killing our girls! STOP STOP STOP!!

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 years

If Dr Itula wins tomorrow and you give birth on 29.11.2019, your child is a born free 🤗

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

We have Maria Nepembe, Ugandans have Anne Kansiime 🤣🤣🤣

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

You said you know Windhoek, where’s this?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 years

PDK is the most collaborative, constructive and consistent group Namibia has ever had. Those guys do really work together for a common goal. We had Gal level, Exit&Mushe, Tuko naCoxa, Patlam&Zella, Chuckies&Punch, Fresh family, Matongo family etc I stan for these guys 🙏🏼👏🏼🙌🏽

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

Guys, which is better, buying a car with the bank or taking out a personal loan and buy a car?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

How did Juliana end up in this video? She's a RN 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

Only in Windhoek where you will find a person renting a 3k flat on a 4k salary

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 month

Tate Buti is the only artist in Namibia who can perform without wearing a shirt 😂😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

35 years and still grabbing phones? Nee manh 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

King Tee Dee doesn't like money mbela, just sue the person 💀

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

On this day, KingTeeDee spoke 10% of mental health and 90% about Mshasho 😂😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

So you’re paying for Dstv, wifi and Netflix? Must be nice 😏

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Even if you get her the most expensive push gift, your face will always be a sticker 😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

Here is the thing my newly NDF graduates. Use the money to get your license, build your bedroom at home, buy land/plot. At least you're lucky to have advisors like me, I had none and blew up everything 💀

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

8 months

Came across this post on IG and I must say, women, check your body count. He doesn't mention the girls Dogg slept with but the wife's 😭😭😭

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

Why is nobody talking about Namcol graduation 🎓 🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ Congratulations 🎊 to them all 🍾🍾🎉

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Violence 💀💀 🔥

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

Are the NDF guys ready for deployment ngaa, Pepe them 😂😂😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

Amupanda has already updated his bio, the madam haven't. I can already see delayed services

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

oTwitter owafaike wuli moclass. There is those rich kids who think they know everything, then there’s the real nerd who doesn’t like nonsense. Then the malkop, the noisemakers and those that are just there to disturb people’s peace. You have to find your path!

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Between Oshiwambo and Oshindonga, which one is a language?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

Me looking at my new Amarok V6 while sipping on some Whisky 🥃

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

10 months

Pu Exit natu ziipo itale manga. Do y'all think D-Kandjafa can fill up Sam Nujoma stadium?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

Mee sheeli okwali tetii, ondahala ndiku tse oshipululo kohi yongwena 😌🤗

Mee sheeli weeshapi ☺

@meno383

3 months

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

But NamTweeps neh 😂 Tate wOndingosho Tate woHeadboard Meme wiiHacauchus Meme Mupangi Tate Omupanguli Tate Mupangi Meme wiiPillow Meme Omupanguli Tsikila ko...

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

The last time a poster like this came out, we all know what happened 🤭🤭

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

When Manxebe said “andiya ndi nukile melaka loShimbulu” I thought next verse was gonna be in Afrikaans. Anyways, next verse came in English

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

9 months

Ladies, please watch out for those niggaz who love you out loud. They are very insecure.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

15 days

“Eiti wamee, oka tyuna owe ka dropa kostatus mbela” 🤭💀

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Ito gwana po pokati kaaholathani yaali mei paa 😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

Gents, let's say you're dating a girl. This girl has passed grade 12 with good marks but there's no one to pay for her university. You then decide to pay for her but when she was done, she dumped you. Would you want your money back or false her to stay with you?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

You have N$1000. Your son need N$350 for school shoes, your sister need N$400 to pay water bills, your girlfriend want N$250 for salon and your mom need N$500 for upkeep, who are you sending the money?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

After attempting to enter the VIP tent at Betty's wedding 😂😅

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

Ayo 💔💀😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

11 months

We went to school with kids ha yeetwa keetuwa dhaandjawo, even at university, we sat in lecture rooms with kids driving their own/parent's cars and still going to work with interns driving their own cars but we don't give in. Focus on what brought you there! GM ✌🏾

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

Mushe ft Tequila Mushe ft Sally Mushe ft Ann Singer

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

11 days

Ok.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

11 months

Congratulations, you're hired!! Congratulations, you're promoted!! Congratulations, you're approved!! Congratulations, you're accepted!! May a notification like this hit our inbox or phone this week. Amen 🙏🏾

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

Kadhila Amoomo, the Sisa Namanje of our time!!! Dr Job Amupanda, the Sam Nujoma of our time. Michael Amushelelo, the... can somebody finish the statement.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

oDivorce oyi na kuya pombanda shaashi aantu oya dhina omithigululwakalo. Just imagine someone ta divorce coz the husband cheated, what happened to okwiidhidhimika 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

9 months

In order to bag that fine girl, as a man, there are a lot of things you need to work on 1. Have a driver's license 2. Have your own place 3. Have a car 4. Have a good job 5. Wear and smell nice 6. Have money 7. Be neat and clean esp your place 8. Control your alcohol intake

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Apart from Joeboy, Rudeboy, Geeboyy and London boy, which other boy do you know?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

A rare picture of Mushe leaving the studio after recording Onkalamwenyo 🔥😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 years

Gazza’s Chelete music video has hit 2M views on YouTube, are we having another Milli concert? Just asking 😱🤗

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

You're privileged if you live in Windhoek and don't pay rent or buy food.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

Natuyiimo itale diva diva. Bro, I hate taking out my card in shops now 💀 But they lied there by Gold

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Apart from Aweeh, Veera, Olah, mei paa, Naatye, grootman and Otherwise, which other greeting do you know?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

Them: He got a bakkie full of goats from his current gf. Babymama: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 months

Why is this nigga driving 160 on an empty tank 🤔💀😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

This is rude.

💜Sara_Fina❤️🇳🇦

@Sarafina_Chubby

2 years

Being rude makes you unattractive🤧🚮.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

Guys, it seem the state has a strong case against Amushelelo. Do we really understand what the charges are, somebody please read them out from the docket.

The Namibian

@TheNamibian

1 year

NO BAIL ... The bail appeal of Michael Amushelelo, who was arrested in Windhoek on 21 March over a public demonstration about Namibia's high unemployment rate, was dismissed in the High Court on Monday.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

I just saw two niggaz posting the same child 😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 years

In case you missed it 🌚

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

So, when an I-care, Welwitchia, Nurse Training council, IUM and UNAM graduate get hired, do they earn the same salary?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

7 months

A head of state purchasing a watch which cost almost 1 million dollars? This is very concerning especially in a country like Namibia

The Namibian

@TheNamibian

7 months

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

Mushe: Eshete olo la tema ngao, oHella oo. Visto: How do you know it's her? Mushe: Eima ondili shi nghee ha li tema 😂😂😂😂 This woman was traumatizing the boy manh

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

But why do you have a cooler box if you don't have a car 🤣

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Tetii, obra ndjino oyo ngaa kwali yili mocompetition yomanona naSoldier guy 🤔

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

Manh, what was a branch manager doing in a 7-seater 😭😭😭

Eagle FM Namibia

@EagleFMNam

4 months

Rundu mourns FNB branch manager after a fatal accident Reagan Mwalimu Kwala (40) was among those who died on Tuesday in a fatal accident that occurred near Otavi. Eight people succumbed to their injuries on Tuesday, and Kwala was among the six males. (1/3)

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

10 months

King Tee Dee getting booked to perform at State House after 10 years without an album. That's what connections and being an uptown artist can get you. Ove wo kokasi koState house itoyiko 💀😭

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

9 months

Do you believe that prayer works? If yes, please like and repost for more blessings 🙏🏾

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 years

A lady that I met yesterday at the GardenInn said she will text me when she gets home. She still haven’t texted guys 🤔😏

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

Otulyeni mumwe kashona 🤭

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

So, if Kwambis don't have manners, are we saying their parents failed to fulfill their responsibility? 🤔

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

People you should not compete with: ✅ Omuntu a thigulula ✅ Okaana kaminista ✅ Omunhu ihaa futu orent ✅ A thief ✅ A police commissioner ✅ A Swapo proxy

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

If I am coming from Keetmanshoop to Ondangwa, which road must I use?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

"Lesbian and homosexualism"

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Today komafuta: Kandenge kuna mo ospace yomnhu gumwe kOvenduka? My bros left me here and I only have 120.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

Only available in Total Sports. Once you start seeing it in other shops, don't buy it anymore, just leave 😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

10 months

Let's do a quick math: SuperAweh for 1 month = 65*4 = 260, meaning for 3 months it's N$780. Now take N$780 by say 10000 users, that's a whooping 7mil. Please do your cost-benefit analysis before threatening us with SIM card suspension 🤣

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

If you want it so bad, you must be willing to lose everything to get it. How can you be tweeting from Twitter for iPhone looking for 2k to add to your registration fees, sell the damn phone!

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

Don't let a police officer tell you that he/she will not certify 20 copies. Ask them to show you where in their employment contract does it say they shouldn't and further direct you to that clause in the public service policy.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

Alright girls, it's still early 😊

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

5 years

Meanwhile

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

We lose so much to alcohol and drug abuse I swear. Not only money, but time, wisdom, talent, opportunities, lives, friends, family and livelihoods.

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

8 months

Becoming a minister in your twenties in Namibia is not a gents thing. It's like trying to get a promotion in NDF or Nampol 🤭😁

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

8 months

"What do you know, you don't even have a degree" Swartbooi to Amushe in parliament, 2025 🤭🤭😂😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

The difference between these two phases was 30k 💀 Yes, I sold the car, chowed a bit and the rest, IBR & LIP CHANEL

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

8 months

10 Courses to consider this year: ✅ Health & Safety ✅ Programming ✅ Robotics ✅ Project management ✅ Talent management ✅ System Analysis ✅ Business analysis ✅ Risk & Compliance ✅ ICT Audit ✅ Cyber security

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

I love how Dj Vuyo incorporates his culture in his hit song Dorado. That song is surely going places 🔥🔥👌🏾

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 months

They will never make me hate you 😭😭😭

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

2 years

If Mr President said we should no longer comply with Covid19 restrictions, why is NDF still asking people to get vaccinated?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 months

Number plate going for 65k, come let's talk 😎

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

8 months

Will the deputy ICT minister, Modestus Amutse, 57 years old be reporting to Emma Theofilus, the minister of ICT, 28 years old?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

4 years

Some girls in Ondangwa are still misinformed. Here is what I asked a lady that I found walking on the roadside

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

6 months

Been to Oshakati, Ondangwa, Oshikango and Ongwediva, people don't beg to be given free money there. But here in Windhoek, people from a certain tribe will annoy you for a 2 pin 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

3 years

Imagine waka tetwa pomatako just to be told the child is not yours on father's day 💀😂

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

1 year

Some women had to find out on their wedding day that the man they about to marry have 5 other kids she didn't know about. Why don't they kill you? Women are just strong, why are men so weak?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

16 days

I just don’t get what level of intimacy gets two adults in a conventional relationship to record themselves having coitus. Like, what is it for?

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

11 months

"Sorry babe, I was disconnected for the whole of December coz my SIM card is not registered" Just practicing for Deza 😁😂

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@IsraelPandu

1 year

White folks build Elisenheim, rich black folks followed. They built Finkenstein, blacks are flocking again, they also built Omeya, bruv, the rich blacks are just running after them. Stop that nonsense and build your own communities 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Uutati wOnyege 🇳🇦

@IsraelPandu

9 months

RIP meeBeata 😢 For the first time omkulukadhi goshipuna oye teka tema tete 😔

The Namibian

@TheNamibian

9 months

REST IN PEACE … Beata Indongo, the wife of the founder of the Frans Indongo Group, Frans Indongo, died at a Swakopmund hospital on Thursday morning after being hospitalised for a few days.