Girl: "how much do u love me?"
Boy:"1..."
Girl:"omg ur so mean I hate u!"
*Girls commits suicide*
*Boy visits girls grave*
Boy:"...million"
LIKE IF YOU CRIED
"Dear Adonis, I'm sorry that that man is your father [...] I look at him and wish your grandpa woulda wore a condom."
— Kendrick Lamar's opening lines on 'meet the grahams'
I dunno how many times this needs to be said, but you’re not entitled to be served at a sit down restaurant. If you don’t got the money to tip, you got the money to eat.
Got make a sandwich and hang out at the park.
Sex is for making children.
Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.
Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!
In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.
All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?
🚨 Memphis Depay sends a message to Kanye West: “Yo, Ye, you chose the wrong team to f*ck with lol. This is Atlético de Madrid. Go go go now lets go drop a song for our stadium and come join the Puma family too! Love brother 💜”
NEW: Registered sex offender tried to kidnap Colorado a boy at Black Forest Hills Elementary School in Aurora last Friday.
Solomon Galligan, 33, walked onto school property and approached several children on Friday afternoon and tried to grab a boy before leaving the area.
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