Writer || Vei || Id/Eng || LCF and OP || Troublemakers trio (Archie, Bud, Rasheel) simp😩 || I ship Cale with everyone, he's a slu-😇|| Zolu🥳 || Intp😴 ||
Hello! I'm Vei. A reader and also a writer. Lcf fans- and a proud member of Caleism.
I was the one who write the fanfic below! If you interested, you can find my stories here:
Alver: I'm ugly
Cale: I'm pregnant
Alver: huh?
Cale: I thought-
Ch: you're pregnant, Cale-nim?
Cale: no-
Alver: it is my child?
Cale: no-
Eruhaben: you didn't tell me?
Raon: I will have a younger sibling!
Cale: no-
Ron: ho
Rosalyn: congrats!
Alver: I will be a father
Alver: I'm single, you're single. What do you say we get married?
Cale:
Cale: well, I'm glad you finally decided on direct approach.
Alver: well, I'm a businessman at heart.
Cale: as am I. What's your offer?
Alver: single, rich man, male sex, matrimony.
I think, if Cale is suddenly being turned into a woman and it's because Raon accidentally created a new spell, he will just stare and blink at himself before pat Raon in his head.
"H-human- I-"
"It's alright, take your time."
Then continue her day as if nothing happened.
Alver calling Cale as his personal aphrodite
Archie calling Cale as his personal sea angel
Choi han calling Cale as his personal home
Vicross calling Cale as his personal apple pie
Pasethon calling Cale as his personal ocean
Clopeh calling Cale as his personal god
Deruth: we have candidate for your wife
Violan: that's right. You can choose.
Cale: ....I actually like man-
Deruth:😦
Violan: knew it. Well then, here-
(A bunch of man picture come out of nowhere)
Violan: if you refer being bottom choose the right side:)
Cale:
Deruth:
Cale thinking, if he want have his slacker life- he should just become a wife for a powerful man, so no one can demand him to do anything!
Alver? No. He's a king, he will be a queen if he marry Alver. That'll be exhausted.
Choi han? Heum maybe, but he's really vicious- so no.
Oke, hear me out- Cale being thrown to yet another world as Cale henituse again.
But instead of having a lot of money and support from his family, the henituse family is falling.
Long story short, Cale needs to survive, luckily to him when he
Cale wrongly sent his photos to gc-
Cale: daddy, how do I look?
Alver: you look as amazing as always, baby.
Ch: c-cale-nim?! Y-you look beautiful.
Bud: damn, look at you baby boy. You're fucking gorgeous.
Vicroos: is that even a question? You're always beautiful.
Cale: haa-
Alver: what a pretty noise you make.
Cale: ?
Cale: I just breathing?
Alver: I know^^
Zedd: told you, they're in relationship.
Deruth: THEY'RE NOT?!
Zedd: ^^
#alcale
Let's being honest here-
When Cale have long hair and became more 'fragile' and 'slim', Cale can really beat many girl in another manhwa- I mean, look at him- gorgeous-
Alver: so I was eating in the new restaurant.
Ch: and?
Alver: some kid come at me, he's so cute!
Ch: I see.
Alver: yeah. Do you wanna know what happened next?
Ch: what?
Alver: his father also come at me?! And- HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS AND CUTE?!
Ch:
Ch: the boy has blue eye?
If Cale is Rapunzel, Ron is mother gothel, Bud is Flynn..... It'll be fun.
Bud: don't you want to go out?
Cale: nope.
Ron: you need sunlight. Go outside.
Cale: nah.
Bud: are you sure?
Ron: you need to go outside.
Cale: I don't want to.
Ron: ^^
Cale:
Cale: alright.
Bud:
Someone: "I know it's random, but- are you a top or a bottom?"
Cale: (stare blanky) "l'm- (sip his lemonade) fucking tired."
Alver: "he's a bottom-"
Choi han: "also a pillow princess."
#alcale
#choicale
Seriously, if Cale want have his slacker life, he should marry Rasheel.
He's a dragon no one can demand him to do something (expect Cale)
If Cale marry Rasheel, even the kingdom can't make him do something he didn't want to, or else-
He can just sleep with Rasheel in his lair.
#alcale
⚠️NSFW!⚠️
Cale on top of Alver- they're still connected (yk-)
Cale smile, placing both of his hand above his bellybutton. He staring at the blond
"You reach all the way up here- haa-"
"Fuck."
Alver lost his mind.
Cale: I miss that radish cookies
Alver + Vicross: EXCUSE ME?!
Cale:
Cale: forget it-
Alver: no, said it again:)
Cale: hyung-
Alver: ^^
Cale:
Vicross: please said that again, young master
Cale:
Cale: 'thief help me'
Thief: 'nope'
Cale:
Alver: ^^
Vicross:
Cale: fuck
Cale removing an island is coming, Cale's menace era is about to begin.
Alver's headache era is near.
Archie becomes the last sane (debatable) person is coming.
That one time Cale's children are sad because they need magic stone that cost 10 billion to move Raon's castle to the dark forest.
And Bud, without thinking twice ready to emptying his emergency funds.
My man is the standard.
Cale: I swear- I will have my slacker life!
GoD: about that- (hide his future world saving plan for Cale)
The children: (hide their plan to go around the world)
Ch: (hide exercise plan)
Alver: (hide his marriage proposal)
Ron: hohohoho
#alcale
Cale: 6th month, jungle.
Alver: doing fine, but City of life-
Cale: now the jungle.
Alver: it's that a deal breaker for you?
Cale: I'm afraid so.
Alver: *sigh* fine. How about do both?
Cale: great.
Alver: is this a deal then?
Cale: yep. Let's get married.
Alver: good.
Thinking about Cale have have a 'sleepover' with Alver.
When the morning come, Cale are still sleepy to find his clothes, so he just grab Alver's shirt.
He walk around the palace and chose to sit in palace's garden. He then sleep again there.
Alver who just finish-
Y'all who called Raon annoying are unforgivable. He's been torture since the moment he's hatch and being free when he's 4.
Also Choi han. Whoever sent hate speech to him need to remember he's 17 when being yeet to a jungle full with monster and stuck there for God know how long.
Alver and Cale: (talking while smiling brightly) (actually tried to scam each other)
Zedd: they look like us, when we were younger.
Deruth: what does that meant-?
Zedd: ^^
Deruth: what?
Zedd: they has a spesial relationship like us.
Deruth: we didn't?
Zedd: ^^
#alcale
You know that Alver always train himself to be a 'perfect' prince, right?
What if- one day, out of nowhere.
The horniness that he been trained snap.
And that just because he incidentally enter Cale's room, when Cale just finish his shower-
#AlCale
Thinking about Cale being yeet to jjk world and didn't have a curse energy-
Cale: wtf are they doing?
Gojo: (flying)
Yuuji: (punch curse)
Megumi: (do his hand sign)
Nobara: (carrying hammer and needle)
Cale:
Cale: ....they fight with air? They're crazy.
Alpha! Alver x omega! Cale is cool! Alpha! Alver x alpha! Cale is hot🥵
But, dominan Alpha! Alver x Beta! Cale?
Cale being oblivious he is doesn't know that Alver's pheromone was all over his body. Every alpha or omega who try to flirt with him instantly back off:)
Another version-
Cale: I can't stand you anymore, your highness.
Alver: is that so?
Alver: (pat his lap) sit here then.
Cale:
Cale: what?
Alver: what?
#alcale
Bud: Cale, are you free one friday around 8pm?
Cale: yeah?
Bud: what about you, your highness?
Alver: I suppose?
Bud: great because I'm not. You two go without me. Enjoy your date!
Alver: did he just-?
Cale: yes. Yes he did
Cale: primary residence?
Alver: Huiss, Royal Palace.
Cale: would you be open to considering a secondary residence in Henutise Duchy?
Alver: Rain City?
Cale: Dark forest.
Alver: done. Time spent together?
Cale: 8 hours, five days a week.
Alver: 7 hours, 12 hour weekends.
Thinking about Alver being extremely obsessed with Cale so when he got a chance- he didn't waste it.
Cale could only weakly moan and tries to push Alver away from him.
"Hyung- please- stop-"
Tears are falling from him eyes, his vision are blurred. All he can feel
Bassen: h-hyung-nim
Lily: I'll be an aunt!
Cale: wait-
Fredo: MY SON! NO!!!
Cale: I was about to say "I thought we were saying something impossible"
Cale:
No one listened, everything went wrong. Cale knows he should have just shut his mouth.
Hannah: (laughing hysterically)
Ch: did it hurt?
Cale: huh?
Ch: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cale:
Vicross: No, it didn't. I was there catching him.
Ch: Fuck off.
Vicroos: no you, old man.
Ch: the fuck did you just called me?
Vicross: old man.
They're fight.
Cale: let's just go to hyung-nim.
#alcale
Alver: Cale for fuck sake can you not do that?! You make everything become a mess!
Cale: yes
Alver: DON'T JUST SAY 'YES' GODDAMMIT! YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT! FUCK!
Cale: I'm sorry, hyung
Alver: it's alright babe. Don't worry, I'll clean up everything.
Eruhaben: pathetic
#LCF
Cale: (looting Eruhaben's treasury)
Eruhaben: CALE HENITUSE!
Cale: I'm sorry, father-
Cale:.... Fuck
Eruhaben:
Eruhaben: well, say you say sorry I will let this slide.
Ron: ^^
Deruth: SON?!
Fredo: (feel a betrayal for the first time in a while)
Eruhaben: (smug)
Cale: 55 hours. Aggregate specifics to be determined later?
Alver: I'm amenable to that. Children?
Cale: one.
Alver: three.
Cale: two.
Alver: done, but one of them has to be a male.
Cale: I'll see what can I do. Vacations?
Alver: 12th month, city of life.
Ok but, can you imagine if Cale is sleeping beauty?
When he learn about his curse, he will not run.
He'll come to the one who cast the curse and say thank you.
He then will stab himself with needle happily.
And didn't forget to warn everyone to not touch him.
He can write a contract marriage! He will just marry the first one who gave him an answer! He was sure, maybe just one of them want to make Cale as wife.
Yup! Let's just to that!
Oh how wrong he was.
Alver calling Cale 'wife' when they're fuck-
"Don't worry, I'll be gentle wife-" (And we all know this was a lie-)
"Does it feel good, wife?"
"Wife, do you want me to go harder?"
"My wife- you're mine, forever-"
I was thingking- what if Cale actually can see ghosts.
Like imagine, he go to the palace and greeted buy a line of past kings behind Alver?
Cale are shock. He understand if it's Choi han or even Lark since they both loss a lot of people.
But Alver? Why?
As if the cue,
I like to think that dark elf Alver has his yandere side leveled up.
In his disguise self, he can push his urge to make his competitor for Cale's affection 'disappear'.
But in his dark elf? He just want to make it happen and barely hold back.
Alver, but more dark and unhinged.
This is exactly why I love lcf fandom. They're all chill😗
Ships? They will like- "oh! I see the vision!"
Favorite character? "Cale are the best." , "true."
Yeah.
Yk, everytime Cale take a bath, Ron will always the one who wake him up and prefer everything.
So what if- one day, Ron was out of the villa because he took a smell that maybe will cause harm to his young master.
So, he make his son the one who prefer for everything.
Harol?! I did not expect him to look like that?!
I actually imagined him as middle aged man-
Not that I complain, he's a pretty boy-
But damn- how will Bud look like?
Alver: yeah?
Ch: the father has black hair and reddish brown eyes?
Alver: EXACTLY! wAiT- how do you know-?
Ch:
Ch: he's my nephew's ex husband.
Alver:
Alver: oh-
Ch: yeah.
Alver:
Ch:
Alver: will not stop me to seduce him tho-
Ch: wHaT-?! ALVER!!!!!
Alver: ^^
Peak male performance is when they have all these things:
-Daddy issues
-Mommy issues
-Every type of issue
-Tsundere disposition
-Pretty princess face
-Addictive omega pheromones
-Knife or sword or dagger or whip
-Femme fatale (but in a guy way) energy
-Fertile birthing hips
I want some casual proposes between alcale, like they're reading documents, when Alver open his mouth
Alver: Cale
Cale: hm?
Alver: let's get married, wdyt?
Cale:
Cale: sure. But don't make me do any work.
Alver: someone else can do that. So?
Cale: sure, let's get married
Modern au, where, Cale being extremely tired of everything.
He even considering of being trophy 'wife' for a rich man.
Cale even make a leaflet about that and have hundreds of that- fortunately, he came to his sense and hide that thing elsewhere.
Ofc, someone find that thing-
Thinking about jealous Archie when he see how Cale being surrendered by a lot of people.
Like, he just finished a mission from the whale king, he really tired and just want to cuddle with his lover only to find the said lover being hug by other people? What the fuck?
Bassen being two faced-
In front of Cale, he being a sweet, cute and gentle little brother.
In front of Cale's suitors? He became a little devil soon-to-be brother in-law, who will insult them (including a royalty).
Does bassen care? No. No one taking his hyung away.
Thingking about a public accidental kiss between Alver and Cale are fun.
Imagine they're in the middle of ball-
Cale was talking with Alver (he actually complaining about everything, and demand a reward (golden plaque))
A new commer noble who just debuted the same day-
Just thinking about gods being to invested in Cale's life is funny and extremely creepy.
Imagine when someone tried to court Cale, then suddenly Cale hear voice inside his head.
"Nah- he look bland. You can do better." Cale blink, what the fuck?
#alcale
Cale: you look like a mess, oppa-
Alver: Ik..... What did you just call me?
Cale: I said your highness
Alver:
Cale:
Alver: call me that again
Cale: what are you talking about?
Alver: call me oppa again
Cale: nO-
Alver: golden plaque
Cale: oppa~
Alver: good boy
#alcale
(?)
It's a very normal day-
"You're lying! Quickly take off your disguise!"
"You're the one who should take off your disguise!"
"how about we all calm down?"
"Shut up old man!"
"Haa- this is really driving me crazy"
“Want some more cookies, Cale?”
Cale was just having peace in super rock villa. He just sat in his favorite rocking chair while enjoying the warm sun.
He then suddenly felt his leg numb- he maybe should walk a little.
The children is outside with other wolf children, they say, they want to explore the forest.
Alcale-
Alver casually wrapped his arm around Cale's waist in the middle of banquet, Alver then put his head on Cale's shoulder because the red haired ignore him and talk to Eruhaben.
Cale can only sigh and pat Alver's head. Alver really happy!
The noble in the room was shock.
#alcale
Alver: when all this war and shits finish, I'm marrying you. (He had always been mine anyway.)
Cale: ..... I love you. But, don't fucking propose to me when I literally half die here!
Alver: yeah, I know you love me.
Cale: fuck you.
Alver: soon, I'll fuck you.
Cale:
Oke but imagine if og! Cale actually have a one night thing with an extra-
Everyone know this, because- well, relationship with same gender was really taboo in Roan Kingdom.
Yeah, everyone know about it expected for that dense bastard Kimcale.
So I was thinking, what if Cale actually good at writing and drawing? Didn't want to make it waste, Cale use it to make a good money from it.
It's all happened at the fateful evening when Cale accidentally eavesdrop conversation between noble ladies at the tea party in the
Alver: (stare at Cale)
Cale: stop looking at me like that.
Alver: like what?
Cale: you either want to beat me or want me to drop dead.
Alver:
Alver: both (I want to eat him tho)
Cale: you crazy-
Choi han:
But for real, The Crossmans try to flirt with Cale will be extremely entertaining.
Alver: you look beautiful today, dongsaeng.
Cale: thank-
Robbit: my brother are right, young master. You are absolutely stunning.
Cale: than-
3rd prince: yes, absolutely gorgeous.
Cale:
Speaking about Bassen having a brocon- now I want to see him being overly protective to Cale and slandering anyone who try to get his hyung's heart.
Imagine Bassen being passive aggressive-
"Huh? you think you are worth it being with my hyung? Known your place, peasants."
Head empty- I just want Alver to fuck Cale really hard on the throne-
Or-
When they're finish a noble meeting, because Cale annoying him- when all the noble out, without hesitate, Alver slam Cale to the table and fuck him- Alver didn't even care if nobles can hear them-
#alcale
Whenever a banquet held, the Roan noble always try to make a move either to Alver or Cale. Alver just smile and nod without even listening, and Cale? Well, they didn't there and just staring at Cale.
However, when the first song was start, the two was nowhere to be find
Cale: no-
Lark: congratulations, young master.
Cale: no-
Tunka: my friend! I heard you're pregnant?!
Cale: no-
Bud: congrats, Cale! Let's have a drink!
Glenn: you idiot, he's pregnant, he can't drink.
Bud: oh, right!
Cale: wait-
Whitira: we hear the news! Congratulations
Transmigrator Alver and transmigrator Cale-
Alver: (wearing glasses)
Cale: you have an eyes problem?
Alver: yeah... I think it's minus 1 and silinder 1.5
Cale: damn, so you can't draw a straight line, huh?
Alver: you tell me.
Cale: nah, I felt you. I also had minus 3.5 and
I was thinking of dragon Cale, who met Alver when he just lost his mom.
Cale basically raised him to be a good leader, that until Alver turned out to be so obsessed with the dragon.
As you would expect, Cale ran away. He still loves his slacker life, thank you very much.
Sometimes I didn't understand when some people say "og! Cale deserve to be happy!"
But, he is happy. In the second book we saw how og Cale now Roksu life is.
He's happy can be with his mom, he also happy because find new people who care about him.
What's the problem?
Archie: congrats (should've been me instead of that crown prince.)
Pasethon: congratulations, young master.
Cale: no-
Deruth: son?! I heard something strange- I will be a grandfather?!
Violan: congratulations, Cale and your highness. I will talk to you later, your highness^^
Glenn: I've done things that would shock you.
Bud: like what? Fucking Cale?
Glenn: how the fuck did you know about that?!
Bud:
Bud: wHaT- YOU DID WHAT?!
Glenn:
Bud: GLENN!!!!
Just saw about Crossman brother
What if they sabotaged each other when try to flirt with Cale
Alver: time to see my dongsaeng!
Robbit: excuse me your highness, but you still have a lot work:)
Alver:
Third prince (he need name): aren't you also have work to do?:)
Robbit:
🔞🔞🔞
It's take time when Cale starved himself in wind island (he as unconscious-)
To say Eruhaben is mad was understatement.
After being forced to drink for the jar- he need gave that red hair not a lesson, no?
Eruhaben come to Cale's room. He look at his other grandchild-