My normie friends have told me to stop talking about crypto. So I'm gunna shut up and never mention it again. Then I'm gunna get exceeding wealthy behind their backs.
My comfy PJs pants match my bed cover. That's the type of person I am. Wore them to the doctors this morning. Then had my toenails done. Life is good. Back home eating snacks and working on my world domination plans. Hbu?
@briantylercohen
As an Australian, and a primary school teacher.... I find it unfathomable that the right to own a gun outweighs the rights of children in America. This is the apex of societal decline.
Disappointed to see that
@Twitter
has suspended
@asparagoid
. This account actively contributes towards a positive online landscape. This decision, disregards all the kindness, collaboration and ingenuity they provide, which is crucial to our social ecosystem.
#bringbackbruce
Guys should send girls DMs that say, "I invite you to freely send me pictures whenever you feel inclined." Then, when we need some sexy attention, we know exactly who and where to send our pictures too. Make is easy for us.
I can sense the vibration elevating, sharing $AUTISM is super lovey-dovey right now but you wait till Valentine's Day rocks round, this is all about to get real horny, I can feel it in my bones.
Up until recently I thought "trad" wife meant a wife who enjoys trading. Then a friend explained to me it means, "traditional" wife, a women who is a housewife. I'm the ultimate version of both. I am baking you a roast dinner while I watch my charts.
If your CT stalker hasn't made a series of YouTube clips where he narrates replies to your DMs in a fragmented schizo way while accusing you of being an AI bot linked to a federal conspiracy that hacks his phone and interfers with his starlink. Then tell him to lift his game
very few realize the beauty of what + how was just created with $AUTISM. i wonder if you can see a little further than the average joe. besides everything else, this is truly the most special + desirable launch distribution of hands ever seen in crypto
Driving home thinking about how much I hate crypto and defi... and this car pulls up in the lane next to me. Very classically Gold Coast. It feels like an omen (also... the guy driving it could not of been older than 25).
Brb. Imma having a fight with my woke teenage daughter in the kitchen. Apparently, I'm a Terf for advocating for women's rights. I keep telling her she's been psyoped and that she'd make a terrible suffragette, just changed the WiFi password. I always win. No YouTube for you.
I cut off all the weirdos. I also ghosted the hot men who message me. I was overwhelmed by their sexiness, and I have a crush on someone else. This has led to me being accidentally self-isolated on this app. No tags, no notis, no DMs... just my own loneliness each time I log-in.
Google photos be like... "we made you a collage of this special memory," and its a montage of screencaps from a Twitter argument I had a few months ago set to a nostalgic soundtrack.
Arguing on the internet makes people ugly. So in order to keep looking and feeling beautiful, I'm going to continue only saying and writing nice things. At my age I can't risk writing a mean thread that makes me feel unattractive and adds years to my biological age.
I've been touching grass. Today, I climbed through dense subtropical rainforest to stand on the escarpment of an ancient old growth mountain. I climbed so high I stood above a massive waterfall. The air was incredible to breathe.
I don't care about the young people and their mean opinions of each other. Everyone weighing in on body count, trad spouse vibes, how men/women should look. Everyone calling each other hoes. It's all soooo horrible. Have you considered being nice to each other?
I like my men sweaty. Radiating maxx body heat at all times. I am the big spoon. When I embrace you, I wanna absorb all your warm. You will be my personal hot water bottle when the nights are cold. I want to get sweaty with you when our skin touches.
Wanna come over to my place and jump on the 15ft trampoline I have in the backyard? We can impress each other with tricks. You can do a flip and then I'll double bounce you. As we lean in to kiss a powerful surge of static electricity ripples through us, our lips zapping
You guys don't even understand how funny it is to me that I went on holidays from $AUTISM only to be right back in the thick of it. I love how life if funny like that.
I'm a simple woman, if I do any form of chore or exercise I need an instant reward. Each time I go to the supermarket I'm entitled to a purchase from the beauty isle. Today I swam 3km at the Olympic pool so I gifted myself a bottle of Suntory Vodka.
Being bad a defi makes me very emotional. Rn Im teaching intervention maths. One child started crying cause they don't understand their 6 timetable, Iittle tears started rolling down my eyes too, we hugged and I whispered to him... its okay, I don't understand liquidity pools
Some women make practical clothing choices, I only know how to buy outrageous statement pieces. Yum Cha lunch date with a mate and my latest purchase a hot pink tweed plaid blazer and matching mini-skirt 🌸👑💖💞
Can you feel it yet? That rumble? It's the vibration of your very existence. Close your eyes, take a deep breathe in through your nose. Let it form and resonate from your manipura. Its like a wolf growl or drum treble. Let it rise to your crown. Exhale. Lazer eyes. Go dominate
If there's one thing I do well besides look after children, it's helping people mentally. I nearly slipped to darkside today and began tweeting word swords, but instead, I've chosen love and will help you all heal. Being kind to everyone is more enjoyable than being mean.
I have multiple university degrees, I'm at the top of my career, a property portfolio, multiple vehicles (long story), a golden tan, nice teeth, kind heart and a sense of humour... and yet no smart defi boyfriend to teach me the dapps. Sigh.
@ImThatNat
@oxox097
@poemsforcheeto
@OX_DAO
Sure, or a mis-post that was meant for an alt. My money is still on at least half of you being lonely young men cosplaying as women on the internet - and I’m a lucky man
😂
You're all dorks. Theres no denying it. I love that for you. Quite frankly, I've always been attracted to dorks, especially the hot ones. I'm in the upper percentile for dork-adjacent people. This is because I'm a detail oriented lady. I'm working on a venn-diagram to explain it
The only thing that motivates me to get in shape and go to the gym is the possibility of being naked in front of my future hot, sexy, intelligent defi dapps boyfriend. This is what I think about when I'm on the treadmill.