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Big stepper so we don't trip over the small stuff. MVP.

Gone fishing ๐ŸŽฃ
Joined July 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@ImBlackBond
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7 months
Overall a decent month
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6 years
My king understands he needs time to heal ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 months
No DNA just RSA!!! She eating them up
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MDN NEWS
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2 months
Do you think Chidimma Adetshina stand a chance to win Miss Universe Nigeria?
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Having to fake excitement for a picnic must be so draining ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
We just met mans and he already has a birthday!! Moving like a hun
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Sisanda Nomusa Qwabe
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God is good... ANOTHER YEAR ADDED
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Growing up is actually knowing that this is childish
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๐Ÿ”ฅศ˜รธล„ ร–f ฤŽล™agoลˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Once you grow up You will understand๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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2 years
Favourite person emhlabeni โค๏ธ
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It's called service Bombing
@Mrskillmonger1
Killmonger's Wife ๐Ÿฅน
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SAA is back, Trains are back, No Loadsheddin for 31 days. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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Bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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They didn't have uncapped WiFi, twitter, Netflix, PlayStation and couldn't belong to the streets apartheid had curfew ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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3 years
These kids are running 10k bills in the club at varsity We were drinking ingudu at Res ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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7 months
Inkinga entsha shaa esibhekene nayo
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4 years
To eat the scones a real woman made at 3am ๐Ÿ˜Š
@AppleMokoena
Spura Maluda
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4 years
Real men wake up at 4am ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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3 years
Letting a car guard help you with the trolley is a formal acknowledgement of debt
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5 years
Yoh Dankie Mali ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
Dual income relationships are important in this economy If we going to make these baecations happen
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1 year
I thought umsamu
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1 year
Had this Indian classmate at varsity first year who invited me to study at his place While studying... something happens outside and there are cops and security cars His mom genuinely asked me if the cops are not looking for me!!
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Never break kayfabe
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1 year
You ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho
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4 years
"Zola, unique I must say"
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4 years
We desperately need a day outside
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5 years
Next time Americans troll us we need to show them the relationship we have with our cops ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
@DjMaphorisa
PorryMaduMoneyDoubleTrouble
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5 years
U killed it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @busiswaah #phoyisachallenge
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1 year
We are proud โค๏ธ
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I'm taking my niece to her graduation at wits She got robbed yesterday and they stole her phone She told me we going to leave at half 11 coz she needs to sort out somethings She went for her induction at work this morning and we do not know where she is ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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2 years
This concept wouldn't work in SA coz Sovo and them would chow the money but also kungavele kuphume iphara estimeleni ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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3 years
My eldest cousins son went looting Bathi he is walking around with his room key on his neck ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Keeps coming out nama danone and Doritos ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 years
I hate that I was right ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
Country so corrupt that I'm like "300k is not bad yazi" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@PLMyburgh
Pieter-Louis Myburgh
@PLMyburgh
3 years
At least R300k was transferred from the Dept of Healthโ€™s R150m communications contractor #DigitalVibes to a company owned by #ZweliMkhize โ€™s son, Dedani. (pictured here at SONA 2019) Latest @dailymaverick investigation live on site.
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1 year
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Hlengiwe Bila
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Show me a picture where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment.
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1 year
Rushed past Woolies to get a few things quickly and then this lady with half a trolley comes up to me and greets me and asks me to help her pay for her groceries This was so absurd I'm not even sure what to make of it Woolies of all places??
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1 year
Say less ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ
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Indecisive Trรฉ
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2 years
Post yourself in green immediately ๐Ÿ
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2 years
Why are the real house wives of Lagos in Johannesburg ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค Where is operation dudula ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
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8 months
Whatever this person does at work...they should not be left unsupervised
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ZamaKonke Khuzwayo
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My coworker was asked to cut the cake today at work.
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2 years
Apparently my cousin ohluphayo has been walking around the house singing "Of course I fuck up! Who never fuck up hands in the air ...no hands!!!" My aunt is very worried
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1 year
Baddies exposing their ill gotten cars on socials is the best thing to ever happen to SIU
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IG:siyanda_mwelase
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1 year
Yaaas Londie London ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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1 year
A tie between these 3
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@BRIMAFIA
BIG B
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1 year
What is yall favorite picture of yourself ?
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3 years
Just picked up the keys to MY FACTORY!!! It's go time!!!
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2 years
Tricky
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5 years
Ready to move to the bundus and farm the land full time bruv.... Look at all that beautiful land ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ
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2 years
You are also a 2 by the way
@Sean_MTV
หขแต‰แตƒโฟ โฑหข แถœสณแตƒแถปสธ หขแต‰หฃสธ & แถœแต’แต’หก.
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Wena, Why are you rating amanye amadoda wena uyindoda? Are you Moody's Rating Agency? They are not going to sleep with you instead, Zwide!!!
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We just finessed Nigeria into crowing a South African as Miss Nigeria No DNA!!!!!
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4 years
My cousin decided to move in with his baby mama... This would not be a bad thing if she didn't stay at her parents place. Now any dude with even a bit of sense knows how much of a terrible idea this is. No not my cousin.
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7 months
Had a good day yazi
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5 years
What's your stance on baking scones at 3am?
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4 years
Most exciting thing I did this week ๐Ÿ˜…โค๏ธ
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5 years
Aye all of us nigga don't be selfish
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1 year
Naah he hates him ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
Whole squad 2s Crazy
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4 years
Broke on broke violence on here is really funny
@atangdeplanet
๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธster
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4 years
you flex with R1000 i feel broke with R1000 we not the same
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5 years
1 day in Angie has already delivered the world cup ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ abafazi should be in leadership โค๏ธ
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4 years
In Braam you never sure it's a hobo or a Skrr Skrrr tbh
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7 years
Dude is tired of not knowing what these millenials do on their phones
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8 months
๐Ÿ“
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9 months
๐Ÿ’€
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@McPhils_
French ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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9 months
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up ๐Ÿฅฐ
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2 years
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ
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2 years
Soon as you meet a hun she has a birthday coming up next week ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 year
Whole time she thinks it's Stormzy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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1 year
๐Ÿ“ธ| Romelu Lukaku and Megan Thee Stallion we're spotted together at Lautaro Martรญnez's wedding ๐Ÿ‘€
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2 years
I've said this and I don't think I can say it enough though Isibhono esikhulu!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ngamane ngihlale ngedwa ngingajoli shem
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Andiisiwe ๐Ÿ’ซ
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2 years
Pettiest Reason You Wonโ€™t Date Someone ??
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7 years
Unemployment in SA and especially black communities affects us all. I know a few friends at that age who have been sending CVs no answer so forced to stay home. Inxeba lendoda alihlekwa
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Yanga
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Somewhere in South Africa there is a 35 year old man who is angry at his mom for not leaving him bread money.๐Ÿ˜
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4 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Bra pastors are mad mad
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3 years
Bathi when they ask to see his loot he just asks them bafuna ini uzobheka if ikhona ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Says ebeyedwa ezabalaza ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 years
So yeah the Chinese massage I went to earlier ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I don't even know where to start ...but I suppose we have to start somewhere Thread!!!
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5 years
Women never forgive... They just pretend they ok and then hit you with some shade on a random like this ๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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1 year
You were eating hungry lion the other time
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2 years
Hmmm
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1 year
@msibeko1 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ she greeted me and I greeted back then went "Can you please help me pay for my groceries" and I said"What!!? That's absurd" and left her
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1 year
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
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@capricorndemonx
pookie :3
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1 year
MEN. DO. NOT. HAVE. PRETTY. SMILES.
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7 months
5 is ready to cut a deal ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mvolv
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7 months
1. Organized cars and firearms 2. Spotter 3. Lindokuhle Ndimande (second shooter who was behind the car) 4. Mziwethemva Gwabeni (mastermind who was paid R800k) 5. Spotter #JusticeForAKA
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4 years
๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿพ
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6 years
That Renault KWID looks like it was made from leftover parts ...like they were done making a Clio and some idiot said "Yazi kusengaphuma enye imoto la!!"
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2 months
Next up we put in a South African President
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6 years
"Awume kancane ngike ngishaye i DA" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
Social media is full of people who do not have a courage to start anything but have a lot to say about people who start anything
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5 years
Your girl when she's in her period
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4 years
The odds of being born as you are are 1 in 400 trillion or more. It's with this knowledge that I hope to approach this next chapter with a bit more gratitude. Grateful to be alive Grateful for love Grateful for health Grateful to getting older and wiser ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚
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5 years
With someone's daughter at the "neng"... Is that what the cool kids call it now?
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1 year
๐Ÿ“
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
1 year
Didn't notice how much my shoulders have grown
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
9 months
Lol I remember my mom who is a nurse cut this kids sphandla when they were admitting her and the parents DRAGGED HER to court amd had to pay some fine Just don't take these things lightly
@karabomothibi_
KR.
@karabomothibi_
9 months
โ€œIโ€™m having you arrested if you cut my childโ€™s hairโ€ guys who do you think you are? ๐Ÿ˜ญ ase mo states mo
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
3 years
Yey Naze nababi gents ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
5 years
If we knew it would be like this we would have made the most of our time outside bruh ๐Ÿ’”
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
1 year
1 half of the best dressed couple ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
1 year
๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
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4 years
His older brother told him this was a bad idea... I'm pretty sure his friends did too. I obviously did not because I need Twitter content for when it goes to absolute shit. We are at that point ladies and gentlemen ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
3 years
Lol bro we not the ones investigating you
@Shimza01
SHIMZA
@Shimza01
3 years
Opening a space now at 9am #Shimza just to set the record straight one last time!
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
8 years
How do you think it makes me feel when you tweet stuff like "Yhuuuuu Abelungu!!" ? Do you ever think about that Amashle?
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
4 years
Yall date folk who listen to Ncandweni Christ Ambassadors and then freak out when they behave in alignment to their brand
@_SandileZibani
IsigqilaโคSothandoยฎ
@_SandileZibani
4 years
People who donโ€™t get memes๐Ÿ™„.
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
1 year
๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ
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@Ugochukwu_96
๐Ÿ‘‘ Pharaoh ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
@Ugochukwu_96
1 year
29b. Drop a picture of yourself in black.
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
7 years
Leaving her to go chill with your boys and shouting "Later ovulator!! " at the door is top 5
@SeeYay
Siya
@SeeYay
7 years
Looking after your girl's every need during her period is an underrated form of intimacy.
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
8 years
Because they don't have women who stress them
@Gwen_makuwa
Gwendoline
@Gwen_makuwa
8 years
Why are gay men hotter than straight men๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
2 years
๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿฝ
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
2 years
I found my old payslip where I was taking home 19k about Umuntu uke washizila Egoli. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
2 years
Her stories be like
@Tokyo_Trev
Trev
@Tokyo_Trev
2 years
Yaz you can feel it when you are losing your girl ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
5 years
Please stop getting married in December we really just want to relax we are tired.
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
3 years
Super proud of this one ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ
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uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
2 years
This is dusting me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Indian aunties are hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
4 years
John Steenhuisen said Cyril should have read the mood of the citizens and reacted accordingly Basically Cyril should not consider scientific data and just decide based on what vibes we give him ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
4 years
I want to RT this so many times It's very important to speak life and positivity into your life and about yourself!!!
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
2 years
Bro there is empty visitors parking and whoever this person is decides it's best to park in my spot
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
1 year
@CrazeeFistaz Lmao I didn't think much of it when it was happening
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
1 year
Abelungu are using voting for the ANC and leaving the country as a threat ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@ImBlackBond
uZwide Omkhulu Kabi!!
@ImBlackBond
1 year
@msibeko1 Imagined being embarrassed to say no to iphara could never be me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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