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Ψ Psychologist | Digital Marketer| Project manager | A billionaire in the making | Sophisticated Igbo woman |🦄🐝

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Joined September 2011
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@Ifyyodunze
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People don't understand there's a limit to how much someone can take, sooner or later they'll get tired of your bs.
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With the way some of you talk about Nigeria one would think Nigeria is a failure zone. At Wuse 2 there’s always a new plaza in construction with almost all shops rented before building completion and half of them make profit at the end of the year. The economy is not as bad….
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If you like, use your 40M and open business in Nigeria. Them no dey tell person.
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@ulxma Especially the ones who say their son will break lots of hearts because wtf
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@IgboHistoFacts
IGBO History & Facts
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Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs
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… do business do it. I may be talking from a privileged perspective, fair enough but this is still the reality of many people. They don’t want to leave. They want to be with their families in the environment they know. No need for these discouragements.
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Ndi Enugu ate down! #AbujaIgboFest
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Take EVERY opportunity you see in front of you. Stop letting hopeless people advise you on this app. You DO NOT have the same reality as them. If you want to do business do it, if you want to japa japa. Stop stagnating yourself by listening to people who are failures.
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Not you people being angry with veins on your neck because i’m not joining you to kill hopes & dreams of people who want to be in their country and live their lives. Many of you are way too immature to have a proper conversation that differs anyway.
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@AfamDeluxo Wow she had a whole 7 yrs gap from him?
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@Bhakti69723443 Was this necessary babes?
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… as twitter makes it seem. Enter market and its people fighting to rent someone’s shop, bidding higher. I know the struggle I went through looking for an office because when I called back they’ll tell me it’s been rented. Let people who want to japa japa & those who want to….
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This place was too fun & hot. I’m more than happy i came. Mmanwu 😍 #AbujaIgboFest
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@MarinatedTurks I used to go to RCCG when I was younger located at that Silverbird cinemas memorial drive, Abuja. I was a teenager yet i heard bigoted things against my own people from pastor’s wives who would later preach and collect igbo offerings & encouraged fund raising
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Imagine insulting me thinking that will do anything. Have a conversation like an adult or STFU. That’s why you keep failing at life. Unwillingness to learn, to think, to strategise.
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@sia_tee “They just sleep with me and go” gave it out lol
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@Dorothy_ Exactly run your own race! what your friends say shouldn’t be any of your business. If it’s a loss or gain only you will feel that, all they’ll do is talk. However this should ONLY be for intentional men. Congratulations ❤️
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@emOwhbee You thought you ate?
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@OneJoblessBoy Seun is saying the truth, people really need to start reading. Inside Africa by John Cunter stated this too, not sure where people got the idea that missionaries ended slavery it was in the contrary. Missionaries brought segregation and colonialism. The bible was taught to slaves
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@MarinatedTurks She’s 33, she’s not a small girl so she definitely knew what she was signing up for. It’s crazy honestly, i’m concerned too but she has decided.
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@thebishhop @Prodr3amer Or a white friendly guy. They’re always the messiah lol
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@GbemiOkunlola I hear you but this one whew 🔥🔥🔥
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@OloriOfOloris I said it one time and someone called me a classist. Only poor people do stuff like this
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@jennifer_hampo It’s just 6th of January Jennifer biko 😅
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@T0bys_ghost @thebishhop @Prodr3amer I’ve seen black folks do a lot of community work and uplifting at least where I’m from but of course if it doesn’t involve dancing with underprivileged kids (poverty aesthetics) and posting on the gram to show how much of a philanthropist you are it’s not uplifting. Got it 👍🏾
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@caslee_x Then someone will come into your life wanting you to cut your friends off without understanding that they’re the reason you’re still here. Bruh my friends have saved me from the toughest times. 💕
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@hansomevik1886 I’ll tell you what i used to think this way too. I’ll just advice you to take a day or 2 and go to busy areas in your city, try getting a shop, trying conversing with people who run their own business. Talk with as much people as you can. You’ll see for yourself.
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@Ekiesman1 That’s your perspective. If about 400,000 people are all doing businesses and half are making profit. That sample size is enough for me.
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@lolaloveandart The reason i say jail time is not enough for rape. A death penalty is more ideal
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@barbiecharts Mind up the ticket were like $2 for the other girl 🥲
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@DamilohunA We literally have this culture during the pre-colonial Igbo era. It was called nnọdu nwoke. They pulled up, burnt houses, beat him up and stuff. It left when the British came. We need to go back to that
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@blossommartins It’s funny how upset people are about this tweet. 😂
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@lola_naomiade They don’t want her, they want the one who would squeeze them dry so they can keep being the victim.
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@uwanafred Let’s do business 101 with each other, hopefully you’re Igbo because that’s the perspective I’ll use. What business are you doing? What businesses are in demand, what is less likely to crash at an economic downturn & if there’s a crash in business what’s the alternative?
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@lisabiasio I can’t be the only one who remembered this exact scene from #scandal between Olivia & Fitz. Shonda Rhimes sure knows how to put her signal touch in her movies.
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@AmazonLoni A man who was 53 went on a podcast crying that a 26yr old woman won’t love him for him and instead asks for money. Doesn’t sound like who is in his prime lol. Older men need to stop lying, ain’t nobody checking for you 🤣
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@eniolashielu And then someone will say you don’t owe your parents anything 😭
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@folakemiyusuf_ You know?!! How Kamibili kept fantasizing about a priest who refused to abandon his priesthood for her 😂.
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@Joe__Bassey Europeans have a very very barbaric past, you’ll know if you read a lot.
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@tkayose I hate so much to make this a gender thing but rarely do you seen women prey on others like this. Why is it always men doing so much despicable things of this sort? Even our own male family members try to protect us from other men. Tbh it’s awful, disgusting and sad.
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@BougieBlackGurl Being firmly established in these things you mentioned are important but there are hurdles over time, it’s not straightforward. Some of us want to have kids early while doing these things. Some women actually make these choices themselves plus both can happen simultaneously.
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@RasineIrem This is why I can’t stand male anything (in charge of women bodies) you men just never get it. You truly should have minded your business
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@Chyy_Nelo People just love talking even if they’re saying absolutely nothing. 😂😂
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@barbiebqluv When I heard this I learned every word in a week. Nicki cleared this song
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@mimitheblogger I rather mop the Mediterranean Sea. He doesn’t even look happy jeez.
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@222GAWDIE Girl you don’t need to explain shit. You know they call everyone a pick me if they’re speaking fact and not bashing men. As if they don’t have brothers, fathers, male cousins or even uncles in their lives that love them. It’s sickening
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My father singlehandedly took more than 13 kids abroad including me, his estate of over 40 buildings has been on pause because of this choice, i have certain privileges in my home country because of his sacrifices. I’ll be damned if I don’t do my best to care for him.
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It is not your responsibility to take care of your parents.
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@MrMekzy_ Someone needs to protect the kids 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@Oluwasantus @timmbach So the average Ejike who has been in Banex for 8years paying rent is laundering money? Ok
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@TheIgboWolf The person who told that Urhobo girl that when she’s in Rome she should act like the Romans has been quiet. Lol
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@jacaristar This is your dad not some man who abandoned his responsibilities
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Now I’m fallin for him like a rain drop #PinkFriday2
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@produder Even in therapy there’s something called client’s compliance, there are also ethical principles therapists adhere to. Your therapist will NOT support you when you’re going on a path of self-destruction especially physical ones.
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@_HeyMiranda At this point it feels like when a black person is wealthy they’re suddenly accused of not being for ‘us’. It’s truly tiring.
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November nights in Abuja.
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@tiffanchantel2_ @AaliyahJay A cultural food eaten for centuries will never be compared to a burger. I dare you to say out loud to an Indian, Chinese, European person etc that their cultural food taste like dog food.
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@PettyNickiMinaj I never knew who she was until Nicki mentioned her
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@IgboHistoFacts I won’t lie I’m proud of us.
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@UndeniableLOVE7 I’ve never heard any race say “focus on you, love yourself” as much as the black community does. It’s like we dismiss the importance of cohabitation. Lots of people sanity have been f’ed up because of extreme self dependency.
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@Rihanatsona Why do y’all expect so much from that girl after everything she did to her own best friend lol.
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@lolaloveandart When I got proposed to, most of the few people who knew said my reason wasn’t enough to turn it down. Till this day I’m thanking God everyday I said no, because what my eyes would have seen…. When you’re crying only you will be crying, when you’re laughing only you will laugh.
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@Madam_Ufuoma Ned Nwoko might just be right on the gun laws. If she had one, it will be amazing to know a lot of families mourning their useless sons and brothers.
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@Shomicita I’m guessing this is regional because I don’t have that information or the option to object
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@__oadebanjo__ If I don’t have a girl I’ll cry for so many months God knows.
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@__Folarin__ Splitting the bill on 3 different dates with a guy 5yrs older than you is crazy babes. That was the first sign to say deuces lol. Not to talk about the unkindness, yelling & kidnapping you to cook. Nahhh crazy things
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@chekwasss You’d think with the way they scream logical up and down they will never attempt anything bad out of emotions. This was a typical emotional and irrational behaviour that could have been avoided if he controlled his anger (emotions) but “na woman cause am to kill not anger”
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I knew Fatima had a bit of crazy in her 😂😂😂. #SistasOnBET
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@YSLONIKA Now you simply defend yourself and get called a bully lol
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@Sylvianenyee Notice also how there’s never exchange of success or progression, it’s always exchange of darkness & misery
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@YonceBarbie_ I love how outspoken Nicki Minaj is. Only God knows how many trash people would have ran with because of jealousy if she never defends herself.
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@ablackflowxr Terrible is a huge stretch. Tell me you don’t listen to highlife music without telling me you don’t listen to highlife music. You’re bugging
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@apurv_anand @DailyLoud Not the random white girl acting as KJ 😂. If you think I’m going to watch this crap you guessed correctly
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I love that I’m able to do whatever I want with my natural hair. My best looks are usually with it.
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Let's do Good pr for natural hair today. Please quote me with a pretty picture of your natural hair 🤭
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@MarinatedTurks Yet want queen treatment. It’s giving fantasy 🤣
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@timmbach I’m not a reckless talker. I google, converse, research before i speak
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@Linda_dadiva1 Few hours of observation? One sample space of Wuse 2? Girl please catch up
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@latoyaforever vlog is more successful than some reality show. She deserves an award.
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💫✨⚡️
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@cchukudebelu Almost every little boy under 10 in Nigeria private schools is Jayden, quite embarrassing if you ask me 🥴
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@YSLONIKA No really, the wig and animated dance. I’m so happy Nicki didn’t forget that part of her.
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@lilmawkie @guruintraining_ Good comment because people tell history written by them like it’s a fact 😂😂😂
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@kameidotrading @SaycheeseDGTL I agree . Women need to seriously start keeping firearms next to them and be ready to use it not just to carry. Protect yourselves
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Certified baby girl✨
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If my son ever takes part in women hating discussion i’ll make sure my husband beat him up so so bad, he’ll regret the day he came out of me
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Chimamanda knew was she was doing when she started off like it bcos my eyes were glued to that damn book. I still want to go to Nsukka so bad because of Purple Hibiscus. I hope father Amadi real too, I want to see the hotness that made Kambili consistently sweat. Jaja was a hero
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Things started to fall apart at home when my brother, Jaja, did not go to communion and Papa flung his heavy missal across the room and broke the figurines on the etagere.
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@sugabelly It’s him truly convincing himself that the money isn’t what changed him 😂😂😂😂
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I don’t have any recent pictures on my media so here you go twitter. #RedRubyDaSleaze 🥢
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@IdongesitUduehe My bf once told his apartment security that they should study my face for everytime i come so i don’t have to always call him for them to let me in. 😅
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One thing about me, I’m gonna live my best life.
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@izuchukwu10 @Ekiesman1 Because I’m in the business market, I have a business, my family do, my friends do.
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@mcokaforchinedu I’ll go wherever I want and say what I want. We don’t have the same realities
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Was there an announcement somewhere that we were all to find life partners at the #AbujaIgboFest ? because i didn’t get the memo 😂😂
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@ulxma It’s actually hilarious how they think they’re still desirable because KS & Andrew state has taught them that. Ain’t no woman in her 20s check for a 40+ man unless he’s offering her financial stability. Don’t nobody want their boring selves how is this so hard to grasp 😂😂
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@tayobero Nah she was very much in a relationship with the man she’s currently married to, stylish AF and was still getting that bag.
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It’s how Monet and Cane always refer to Prof. Milgram as “that professor bitch” LOOOL 😂 like what? #PowerBook2
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@nonyalv @produder She didn’t abandon her. She didn’t go to a wedding of her friend and her abuser. Going to the wedding means full support in the union no?
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@latoyaforever is definitely the kind of mum I want to be. 😩💜
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My brother’s transformation video makes me emotional because I literally watched him struggle for years over his weight. Now he really is obsessed with working out.💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
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@DesreeRita Mind you these are people who have not done anything as creative as that to influence nothing. I’m not sure why they’re angry
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@MarinatedTurks They’re very weird people ngl
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