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@Ideapath

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@Ideapath
Philly Can’t Handle
5 years
Chivalry is not dead.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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What a gentleman...
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@Ideapath
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I’ve seen enough. Fire Brian Johnson.
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@Ideapath
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Wait until you see where they put the dude with the 2nd most MVP votes.
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
2 years
Josh Giddey not making the All-Rookie first team is criminal. Same with Herb Jones.
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@Ideapath
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So are we going to acknowledge the Taylor Swift curse or…?
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@Ideapath
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@halaljungguk The dad one killed me:
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@Ideapath
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@rmdontradembiid lol. at a certain point, he has to be like - you fr? hahaha.
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@Ideapath
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If @Wendys likes this tweet, I will babysit my own kids.
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@Ideapath
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5 years
This reminds me of the Far Side "push vs pull" cartoon. lol.
@RexChapman
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5 years
Good physical comedy here...
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@Ideapath
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@WorldWideWob So many future uses: when Raptors get bounced, when Kawhi leaves, etc.
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@Ideapath
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@30SecFight the comments from the guy holding the camera killed me. 😂💀
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@ButlerTheBully @BowlBol Our top 3 receivers would have dropped that after it hit em in the chest.
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@Ideapath
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Go skydiving, they said. "It'll be an amazing surreal experience." Man. I'm good.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
Coming in hot... ☀️💦🔥😱🤭
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@Ideapath
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That was quick.
@OldTakesExposed
Freezing Cold Takes
4 years
Breaking: No longer 100% #MLB
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@Ideapath
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@MatisseThybuIIe @isaiahthomas @chillyje Hello officer: I’d like to report a murder. 🤣 💀
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@Ideapath
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5 years
I. AM. CRYING. 😭
@RexChapman
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5 years
The party planners responsible for placing the streamers didn’t see the pole?😂🤣😭💀💀
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@Ideapath
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her reaction immediately following. 😂🤣🤣
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
Wait. For. It.😂🤣😭💀💀
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@Ideapath
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@ryanyeetz #5 . People who don’t use turn signals.
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@Ideapath
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@ryanyeetz #6 . People who take up two parking spots. (This might actually be #1 )
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@Ideapath
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2 years
@LindaTraitz @AnthonyCumia lol - I'm reading the comments to find out who this is. All I'm getting is - "wow. I can't believe it's really him." "Lance Armstrong" and "The Undertaker." Guess we'll never know.
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@Ideapath
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@misselmiraglch @Thunderflask @quinncy Are you a writer? This reads so well. I felt the gaze. This should be a short story.
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@Ideapath
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@OSRS_EX_HA_LE @huntermorenoo This is so wrong. But I snort laughed when I read this. That’s enough twitter for me today.
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I'm sorry, but Michael Bennett is straight up trash. He's done nothing but get called for roughing the passer. Not all his fault, but he's still trash. Bennett and Mills need to go. #Eagles
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@Ideapath
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Tatum and Brown alternating possessions
@vinfosh
Vin Thee Insider®️
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They ever going to call Tatum or Brown pushing off.
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@Ideapath
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Anytime I see Chris Simms criticize Jalen Hurts.
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@Ideapath
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@NiaBolton @30SecFight and the music in the background on top of it all. Oh my. the whole thing is KILLER.
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@Ideapath
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@Ideapath
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*That's* gonna🤕 leave a mark.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
MAN DOWN!😂🤣😭
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@Ideapath
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@barstoolsports The replay, Barstool. The REPLAY is what we're waiting for.
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@DeanScorpion_ That's definitely Bron in the middle.
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@0NlRAPTOR @misselmiraglch @Thunderflask @quinncy 😂- thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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@barstoolsports so smooth. He picked him up. Retrieved the tip jar. Threw him down while walking away. Didn't look back. #gingerbeast
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@Ideapath
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2 years
Evergreen tweet
@Reflog_18
McNeil
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“You will not let yourself fall in love with some bottom of the depth chart WR who will be bagging your groceries in a month.”
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Mary Poppins III: The Last Stand
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@brgridiron @BleacherReport @Ravens imagine waiting for that slo-mo replay. 🤷‍♂️🙋‍♂️😢
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@Ideapath
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😂 this 💯 hahaha. Thank you! 👏
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@Ideapath
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3 years
lolllll dying. Sandy Bullock is driving that thing. haha 😂🤣
@CogginToboggan
CogginToboggan
3 years
Did someone tell the Braves parade driver if he goes under 55 MPH the bus will explode?
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@Ideapath
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@todayyearsoldig I don’t get this one. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Ideapath
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3 years
Ahhh. That score. #flyeaglesfly
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@DameDeadAF I thought for a second, Russell Wilson had a perm. 😳😭 - that's grass coming out of his helmet 💀
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@Ideapath
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@trendchasernews Not worth the click:
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@Ideapath
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It's the system. But the coach who devised the system is also replaceable. Ok... fine. It's the players. But the QB who runs the system is also replaceable.
Now anyone can coach the Eagles, but we’ve been told all year this Eagles team is just lucky. I’m confused.
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@Ideapath
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@CraccHeads - I'm ashamed to have laughed out loud at this.😳
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@Ideapath
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5 years
@shegothands @DrDutchTweets The security guard: ok, I got my drink. Here we go. 😂 🤣
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@BleacherReport @957thegame I love Iggy (Sixers) - but this is a weird response. Why does Steph need his legacy or reputation protected? He's a first ballot HoF and top-10 player of all time if he retired today.
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@Ideapath
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NBA mvp voters have to be HATING this game rn. Lol 😂
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@Ideapath
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Must RT everytime. Those are the rules. @J_Hermy
@DidthePhilslose
Did the Phillies Lose?
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The greatest announcer in MLB history calling the greatest moment in MLB history.
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@Ideapath
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@thebeprincemon1 @jackieexxoo You’re kidding right? 😳 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Ideapath
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Man. Say what you will. Philly fans are hilarious. 😂 👏
@britttlifts
thicc n tired
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Philadelphia cheese heads spotted 😂😂😂😂
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@Ideapath
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@WorldWideWob If Cole is 6'3", then the post-game interviewer dude must be 6'5" 😳
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@Ideapath
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@NatureisScary Narrator: they did not think they should leave.
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@PresidentEmbiid I seriously just want him to burn it all down.
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@Ideapath
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3 years
Listen. If you’re feeling dumb or inadequate this week. I just found a Redbox in my car I thought I returned last week. So right now, I just paid $24.28 for a 1-night “free” rental of the Paw Patrol movie. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #winning
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@RexChapman His back up coming in hot.
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(6:30 am) my youngest jumps on top of me. The first thing he says? “MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL!!”
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@Ideapath
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4 years
Just watched the show. You dodged a bullet there! 😂 #ambitious #WSJbestsellingauthor
@UnmistakableCEO
Srinivas Rao
4 years
For those of you who watched #IndianMatchmaking and aren't quite ready to listen to a full podcast episode this trailer is a glimpse into your content.
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@Ideapath
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@JoeTalkShow @therealroseanne @EMPIRE @FOXTV Guaranteed book deal and speaking tour coming soon.
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This is horrifying. I cannot imagine voluntarily doing this job. 😱
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@Ideapath
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@WorldWideWob This angle is one million times better. #whoa
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@rmdontradembiid ah... so he went the other way. haha. either way - good for you guys. 🤣
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@Ideapath
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Congrats @WalshUniversity football for it's 2nd consecutive win! Gratz Cole Krumpak for the key punt and penalty to ice the game! #GoCavs
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@Ideapath
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#doge on the move again? This is the @SlimJim post-championship effect. 🏆🐕🚀
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@Ideapath
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@larrykim 1 egg white = 10 4 egg yolks = 4 14?
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@Ideapath
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3 years
@SlimJim print the shirts.
@akaCurt
curt
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@Ideapath
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@BleacherReport @NBA not a foul though...
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@Ideapath
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5 years
When your tinder date shows up and they look nothing like their profile pic. 😂
@gstell97
Grant Worstell
5 years
Caption this😂
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@Ideapath
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this poor dude is about to memed into eternity. 😂🤣😳
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@Ideapath
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2 years
@PhiladelphiaSN Rich Kotite >>> Buddy Ryan
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“Will the lights go out on Philadelphia as well?” “Trae Young actually shot the lights out! Hehehehe” omg 😱 these announcers are insane.
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@Ideapath
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@Steve_R_Walker I can't even imagine being the camera guy for the job. nope.
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@Ideapath
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3 years
I take it all back. KD has never lied.
@DavidEarly
DaveEarly
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"Joel Embiid, DeMar DeRozan, Ja Morant for me, those are my top three [for MVP] and I'll probably go Joel. Jokic, you can throw throw Jokic in there. But I'll probably go Joel." -Sounds like Kevin Durant gives his vote for MVP to Joel Embiid.
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@DmannDusty @LuckyLilLacey But shouldn’t it be chip-aht-uhl? 😂
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Doc: Look. As long as I’m coach of the 76ers, this isn’t going to be a Charles Bassey Victory Tour. @dmorey
@AirlessJordan
Jordan Howenstine
2 years
Charles Bassey is the second player in NBA history to have 14 rebounds, 4 blocks and 4 assists in less than 20 minutes played, joining Herb Williams who did it in 1983. Bassey is the first player in league history to do it off the bench.
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@LakeShowYo “Who is Mugsy Bogues?”
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@Ideapath
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Maxey should play the Trae Young role. Slash, floater, alley oops, make Young play defense.
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@NagleNFL @Eagles__PHan Interesting take. But we had to use this year's pick to right last year's wrong. I like Smith a TON. But if we had JJ, we would have had the luxury to take one of the stud CBs with that first pick? only time will tell...
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@Ideapath
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First time in forever I'll be watching live TV that's not sports related. @elonmusk #doge #livetweeting
@ftx_app
FTX App
3 years
Everyone watching @ElonMusk tonight
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@Ideapath
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Lollll this gif 😂 imma bout to buy a few more shares based off this.
@DogeChuy
Nu3 ebay
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@Ideapath
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Lolll announcers “ICE TRAE!!” But when Curry makes a three? “ahem. Curry. With the 3 ball.”
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@Ideapath
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What y'all know about this?
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@Ideapath
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What 😳
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Y’all know what time it is. @PopeyesChicken happy birthday to me. 👏
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Lolll what’d I do??
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We really about to see $1 before 4/20 aren't we? #doge
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Danny Green must have been doing more than any of us thought or saw. They needed some veteran playoff leadership. 🤯 I’m still astounded at this epic collapse.
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@Regula_Aurea @queer_hellenic @Cernovich @decentbirthday I don’t understand this. You still have to ask for them to hold off on their other toppings right? Can’t you just say “plain hamburger?”
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@Ideapath
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For those who are adamant about not trading away 2 1st rd picks for Jalen Ramsey. Here are 1st rd picks since Howie's been in that role (GM/VP): I feel like we missed out of a young all-pro CB NOW - for the chance to pick a "potential" one in the next two years. 🤷‍♂️
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Asian dudes trying to grow facial hair before and after 3 month quarantine.
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Doc definitely owes Mike Scott money. There’s no other explanation.
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@Wendys Agree to disagree. Guess where this babysitter's taking his kids tonight for dinner? #4for4
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4 years
Hot take: Elf is a horrible movie.
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@Ideapath
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3 years
Now do Ben Simmons.
@trailblazers
Portland Trail Blazers
3 years
. @Dame_Lillard with ease 🤯 No, this is not on loop.
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