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Ida Tavakoli

2 years

The first episode of my podcast is out now on YouTube and Spotify (with video). Will be on Apple podcasts as soon as I’m approved.

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3 years

You almost have to respect Joy Behar’s unwavering commitment toward ensuring that boomers are the most hated generation alive

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When you could’ve been the only murderer with a Skims campaign and a lucrative book deal but you’d rather smoke cigs at gas stations with your prison boyfriend

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We truly live in a hilarious time

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Please send your thoughts and prayers to Joy during this difficult time

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3 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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3 years

I just hope the dust settles early enough for Zelensky to make an appearance at the 94th annual Academy Awards

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Maxwell will serve a couple years in prison til she’s killed for good behavior

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Clinical depression is better than regular depression cause it means you have money

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3 years

Well if this doesn’t say it all

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3 years

Make it available to all women

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3 years

Woman claims she can no longer talk after getting a second dose of the Oxford vaccine

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3 years

The pandemic has forced everyone at the Oscars to realize that the only people that care about them are themselves

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2 years

Three years ago today a bunch of actors outed themselves as retards <3

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2 years

3 years ago, Gal Gadot shared a star-studded cover of John Lennon’s “Imagine” in response to the start of the COVID-19 pandemic.

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This literal corpse that no one’s ever heard of just mandated all ten million people in LA County (the largest in the country) to continue wearing masks. Lmfao I’m howling

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6 months

@Poo_Crave absolutely, honored to have you here poo crave

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3 years

Perhaps I’d be more willing to take people accusing Joe Rogan of spreading ‘medical misinformation’ more seriously if they weren’t also the people pretending that being morbidly obese is of no real consequence to your health

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3 years

What success looks like

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3 years

Allow me to introduce Critical Curriculum Theory in which I re-examine common core education through the lens of being discriminated against for being clinically bored in school and forced to take trigonometry instead of say, learning how credit works or how to change a tire

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4 years

What is my generation if not a podcast episode conducted by aspiring something or others who won’t listen to so much as a voicemail from their own mothers but expect complete strangers to listen to their two hour long discussion about absolutely nothing

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3 years

Biden’s sporadic outbursts & “get off my lawn” energy, while moderately amusing, doesn’t hold a candle to Trump’s ability to hold court as an entertainer. If all politicians insist on being ineffectual, the least they can do is give us a good show. And Trump did.

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Video of President Biden who appears to have called reporter Peter Doocy, “a stupid son-of-a-bitch.”

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3 years

I don’t see many Russian or Chinese Olympians pulling out for mental health. Just an observation.

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3 years

Suburbs love pretending they have a downtown area

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3 years

Absolutely incredible episode

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3 years

Should I get a gym membership at Equinox or pay off a small condo with a view?

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11 months

I stand with retards

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Ida Tavakoli

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2 years

If your bf changed his profile pic to a blue and yellow flag, that’s your gf

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Ida Tavakoli

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1 year

That duck killed himself 10 min after this was taken

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As Republicans declare war on Disney, I know whose side I'm on...

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3 years

The FDA just announced the best way to build antibodies is to traffic myself for money and frankly I appreciate their candor

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3 years

This is how you promote an album in 2021

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“I have a definite feminine side, to the point that when I was a kid I thought I was gay for a bit. I love musical theatre, I love pop music, I love Britney Spears...I am not a car guy. I like a nice car, but I’m not a car guy,” —Ed Sheeran on the ‘Man Man Man’ podcast

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Ida Tavakoli

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3 years

You are a humorless bore and should consider taking the Oxford

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3 years

@IdaTavakoli This is a sexist joke that is rooted in centuries of misogyny and silencing of women. Please change it to men so that i may laugh at this joke.

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3 years

I just hope the dust settles early enough for Zelensky to make an appearance at the 94th annual Academy Awards

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6 months

Watching Gwen Stefani be every bit as good a performer and vocalist at 54 as she was at 25 has just expanded my consciousness

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3 years

Gabby Petito lowkey fell off

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3 years

Loved being on @TimJDillon ’s Patreon episode this week with @DevanCosta

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3 years

I’d like to thank The Academy

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3 years

Check out @TimJDillon ’s Patreon this week where I unsuccessfully try to convince him to rule in favor of Britney

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2 years

Zelensky lowkey fell off

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2 years

There should be a milder version of suicide, like turning yourself into a tree

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3 years

Someone hold my earrings

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8 months

If you get addicted to nicotine after 25 u gay

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3 years

I will never drink water again

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Ida Tavakoli

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6 months

first of all, stop tagging me in this. second of all, not to be a ~victim blamer~ but no one’s talking about how much this dude loves being her hostage. he’s beaming

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genuinely concerned for my guy here

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Ida Tavakoli

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3 years

Time to go to therapy (30 minutes on the Citizen app)

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3 years

So cool, just walked by 30 Rock where they film SNL!

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3 years

On this day of my birth, please bestow upon me a beautiful bunker with a good wifi connection. Preferably 2 bedroom 2 bath, 2500 sq ft minimum, a hot tub, fridge stocked with several bottles of POLISH vodka, a small arsenal, and a firm tempur-pedic. Thank you!

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2 years

An elderly gay man who came out in his 70s with his mail order otter

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2 years

Continuing our support for Ukraine is morally right, but it is not only that. It is also a direct investment in cold, hard, American interests.

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3 years

We need a 9/11 style commission on why anyone gives a fuck about 1/6

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11 months

Pretty embarrassing that it took a catastrophic middle eastern conflict for people to realize that Amy Schumer sucks

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2 years

People acting like they can get cancelled without being famous is one of my fav new forms of narcissism

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1 year

These hoes will not silence me

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3 years

I fully support Simone Biles prioritizing her mental health. That is why I think she should be placed under a conservatorship controlled by Jamie Spears.

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damn i do look good tho lol. nice find brother

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7 months

Lol I’m supposed to praise her for giving it all to some fake ass Susan G Komen type nonprofits? Take it to the streets and make it rain bitch, Pablo Escobar style

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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MacKenzie Scott plans to give away all her money. So far she’s given away $16.5 billion. She’s even giving away money to nonprofits that aren’t asking for money. “I’m not stopping until the safe is empty”

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3 years

I keep picturing Hilaria Baldwin consoling Alec in her fake Spanish accent and him replying “will you shut up bitch”

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mavs in 7 we just gotta make history that’s all

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I genuinely can’t think of anything more boring than talking about vaccines

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2 years

Just have sex already enough of this

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You’re a public figure. An extremely controversial and powerful one. I get feeling unsafe, but descending into abuse of power + erratically banning journalists only increases the intensity around you. Take a beat and lay off the proto-fascism. Maybe try putting down your phone.

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@missmfcknboss one of the best replies thank you for still holding out hope for baby girl

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Ari Shaffir just deleted all his tweets

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2 years

I love being hot

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Ida Tavakoli

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1 year

Pretty wild that Fox News killed itself right before one of the most heated election cycles of our time. You never know what someone’s going through. Check on your multinational media conglomerates!

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3 years

RIP to one of the greatest of all time. A massive loss.

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Damn all this time I was under the impression that Gaza was a treasure trove of gold, money, and oil! I stand corrected!!

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Gwen Stefani is without a doubt one of the greatest to ever do it

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2 years

ways to succeed in hollywood (in no particular order) • be fat • be an unfunny comic • have famous parents • be ethnically ambiguous • be fat • be vaguely jewish • be fat

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I have arrived at the met gala

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Ida Tavakoli

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3 years

To all the haters acting like Biden isn’t doing anything:

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Biden administration to fund handing out crack pipes to addicts to improve 'racial equity'

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Ida Tavakoli

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3 years

Putin press the button

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Will Smith slap spurs racism debate, daughter of MLK Jr. weighs in

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1 year

Lol wait he left the show?

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Pete Davidson will host SNL on May 6th, nearly a year after he left the show, Page Six reports.

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3 years

Hell yeah is Jim Carrey having a psychotic break again

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@tasimetre you’re so right bb

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Just wait til they find Zelensky’s old tweets

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2 years

The Freudian slip of the century

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Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

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It’s frankly none of my business who Alec Baldwin does and doesn’t kill

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Taking a “cold plunge” is scientifically proven to bring about feelings of euphoria because it reminds you that you’re rich

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3 years

Every woman in Texas in 6 months

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Me & the beast. This was taken right before he was sentenced to 10 years in maximum security for storming the Capitol.

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3 years

This country has come a long way

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9 months

Looking forward to seeing the new forms of collective retardation the new year will bring 🙏

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Ida Tavakoli

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3 years

This is not revisionist history but rather a scathing, brutally honest account of the trauma I endured when asked the difference between a polynomial & quadratic function. It was tantamount to torture & frankly makes Gitmo look like a cakewalk in comparison. I demand reparations.

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2 years

Hopefully Ben Stiller can help

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More than 1,000 people were killed and 1,600 others injured after a 5.9-magnitude earthquake struck a remote and mountainous region of southeastern Afghanistan near the Pakistani border on Wednesday, officials said. Follow updates:

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no make up for the haters <3

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2 years

People will literally kill themselves without blowing all their money first

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Crossfit is gay

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3 years

God bless Jim Carrey

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3 years

*posts pic of guacamole* captions it “buy the dip” 43k likes 15k retweets ~accepts writing job at late show with stephen colbert~

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3 years

If anyone had any sense, this would be aired as an SNL sketch and it would be one of the funniest things they’ve done in years

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NEW: Taylor Lorenz says she has "severe PTSD" from being a journalist and breaks down in MSNBC interview

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Ida Tavakoli

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10 months

Episode with the very good @benaveryisgood is out now 🐳🍋

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3 years

Can’t wait for the CDC to declare omicron isn’t even covid

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2 years

Alec Baldwin has been psychotically posting ig videos to his main feed imploring everyone to follow his wife on instagram so she can hit 1 million followers and it’s somehow more unbearable than him fatally shooting someone

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HOLIDAYS ARE LIT!!!!

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Has Amy Schumer ever tried… losing weight

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1 year

Should I do a podcast about my experience with Danny Masterson several years ago? 🤔

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2 years

It’s important to have actors like Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt who don’t speak their minds or have social media. Actors that can keep their mouths shut seem to be the only real currency the film industry has left

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It’s almost like concocting a meaningless national uproar about a comedian/podcaster for a week straight is the perfect time to send 2,000 US troops to Europe to ‘defend’ Ukraine with barely anyone noticing

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Pete Davidson is being trafficked by famous women who dabble in wicca

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