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Duke of Abk
3 years
No food for lazy man but lazy woman dey chop steady steady This story no clear
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Duke of Abk
3 years
When I start paying my own bills now. I can now understand the reason why my dad sits outside alone in the evening.
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Duke of Abk
3 years
After eating your chicken and drinking Fanta alone in the bus you are now turning to ask me โ€œwhere are we?โ€ we are in Asia ๐Ÿ˜•.
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Duke of Abk
3 years
Some androids cost more than iPhone! Okay how much is your Android ? ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Power bank suppose get password ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Have you ever been crazy in love to the point you were loosing your senses ??
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Duke of Abk
3 years
Today is ATM anniversary, snap your ATM card back and front. Let see the finest one ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Duke of Abk
2 years
How can you trust a man that scam for a living ๐Ÿ˜‚ ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
A busy road has no grass. Do you understand ? Or should I go deeper ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Girls pls donโ€™t kill yourselves trying to look expensive, we boys donโ€™t even know the difference between Brazilian hair and goat hair ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@nwosumi64155866 @Mbahdeyforyou Poverty don almost cripple your orientation
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@numberonetweep You don sniff acid
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Duke of Abk
2 years
My roommate say make we order hookup girl, if she come then we will advice her to stop. Pls pray for us ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฒ
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@mhiranuel Iโ€™m not a science student but molecule ni to ri e
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Duke of Abk
2 years
No girl want a broke Nigga. But take it easy no mum want a dead son
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Wait ๐Ÿ˜ณ is it true that girls can m @sturbate just by crossing their legs ?
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@drpenking @symplyDAPO You just like to dey mumu your sef online very anyhow person
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Data Usage THREAD
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Duke of Abk
3 years
I wan make u teach my boy Chinedu Yahoo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Answer this question without using yes, yah, yap, yeah, ya, hmm, han of course, definitely Do you need money ?
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@Jerryebune @baloturnergram @MensahEstherOmo E be like say dem never steal your thing before.
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Duke of Abk
3 years
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Duke of Abk
3 years
I just received a notification that my Bible app needs an updateโ€ฆ For what now?? Has Adam eaten another Apple ? ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
3 years
Person con do HIV test ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’” U still collect her number
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Can you take a bullet for that woman you call MOM ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Girls: I have a new guy Friends: Him get money ? Boys: I get new babe Friends: You don knack am ?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Ladies can swim with pant and bra in public pools but, you canโ€™t enter their room while they are on pant and bra ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@the_Lawrenz ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Ladies over to you. Man that can knack vs Man that can cook ??
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Imagine say pussy dey show last seen ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@iamroeking @steadydey Davido and Sam Larry in the same sentence ?? You must be very dull
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1 year
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Duke of Abk
2 years
What made you popular in secondary school ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
You canโ€™t satisfy a woman whoโ€™s in competition with her friends ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ“Œ
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Duke of Abk
3 years
My tweet get 10k like for d first time ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
What is the craziest thing you have ever done when high ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Only Nigerian girl will allow you kiss her, take off her top, remove her skirt, take off her bra and then suddenly ask โ€œwhat do you want to doโ€ ? Me: I want to trade Bitcoin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
You saw your period and felt youโ€™re safe, what if the baby nose was bleeding ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคŒ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Imagine say your phone go lost this period. E no go funny at all ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฒ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
HARD DRUG no be big boy. Yโ€™all should take it easy.
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Date a weed smoker, they donโ€™t cheat. They just smile to your text and forget to reply ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@ceetheunknown Ori e buru
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Long distance relationship is sweet, you just text โ€œI wish you were hereโ€ then go out to cheat in peace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Imagine the money you will make if you go to hell fire to sell cold water ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคŒ.
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@Naija_PR @DAVIDO_TWO Relationship in Nigeria is now povertyโ€™ elevating scheme
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Me changing style every 5 seconds so she wonโ€™t know Iโ€™m a 1 min man ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
What is the most painful statement someone has ever told you ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
When my friend who has Hiv get drunk, he cuts himself with a bottle, then chases us with it the whole night ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
She is a 10 but ??
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Duke of Abk
3 years
When two people are standing in the balcony. Rich people; Wow this view is great. Poor people; If dem give you 5 million to jump, you go jump ?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Ever watch someone you love, loving someone else!?? ๐Ÿ˜ข
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Duke of Abk
2 years
If all your ex give you 1m each, how much will you have ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Toyota Hilux for sale. #250k โ€ฆ but nah you go carry am comot from the location o
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Apart from โ€œMAKE WE TREK AM, E NO TOO FARโ€ which other poverty quote did you know ??
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Duke of Abk
2 years
If relationship ainโ€™t about sex Why donโ€™t you date one of your family members ? ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Duke of Abk
3 years
Mum at 50yrs still works for money but one slay queen at 25yrs want to relax and be taken care of ๐Ÿ˜’โ€ฆ why dem no go use u for rituals ? ๐Ÿ™„
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Duke of Abk
2 years
When the banana is too sweet. The 2 oranges will be clapping for you, especially when you pass through the back door. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
3 years
She is on her period, bro you get mad She did not see her period, bro you get mad Must you be a mad man ? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
You no get retentive memory, you dey on disappearing messages. OK๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
3 years
Imagine crying in a burial, you con check your pocket you no feel your phone ๐Ÿ˜‚ Make everybody pause cry first Another person go die ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
3 years
@simon76732323 @davido See him parrot mouth
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Duke of Abk
11 months
@47kasz @zamanigram7 You believe those screenshots ?? Lol
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Duke of Abk
3 years
@how_noww I don understand why bobrisky dey do wetin himshe dey do ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@RealAdeshina Bingo if I catch you I go run your body with asun with better Martel
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Duke of Abk
2 years
I remember I said I will be a pilot when I grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Open zoo, charge 200 Naira as gate fee, release Lion charge 200k to exit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒš
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@Olutoyosi_ @OgodoLouis As you bring your family problem come twitter now wetin make we do ? Ori e ti buru very anyhow person
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Kazeem insult him boss con say nah sarcasmโ€ฆ Anyways dem don โ€˜sack Kazeemโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฒ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
When you think heโ€™s done knacking you, and he says โ€œStand up, do like say you dey fetch water.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
3 years
Does your parent know you get angry when your boyfriend cum in 2 minutes ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
What will you do if you see your biological mother beating the mother that gave birth to you because of your parent ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
All my ex are somewhere enjoying sex with the style I taught them ungrateful people ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
2 years
There is one person who always find you in the same clothes whenever you meet and you feel like explaining ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Imagine laughing by mistake when you are trying to apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Wetin concern K for โ€œKnifeโ€ You sef reason am ๐Ÿ˜
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Be happy he left you with a broken heart..Some are left with kids๐Ÿฅฒ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Your angry partner once said ?? ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Imagine your BF introduced you to his family, then you hear a voice from the kitchen sayingโ€ฆ โ€œDid you see her forehead??โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคŒ
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Duke of Abk
3 years
I hate medicine I hate medicine Postinor nah foreign biscuit Abi ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
The person Iโ€™m dating now will either be my marriage partner or my first murder case. All I know is that people will gather. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
After she bought flat tummy tea I went ahead and impregnated her again. Emi ika ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@connectwithtola @yabaleftonline On top say wetin baba rest
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Duke of Abk
2 years
A man who beat you in a relationship can kill you before or in a marriage. But material things will not allow you to have sense. Omo eru
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Duke of Abk
2 years
What that one thing you can always afford no matter how broke you are ?
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Duke of Abk
2 years
In life 2 things can happen but 2 happen can never things ๐Ÿฅฒ
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Ladies can you please stop cheating back. We are not as strong as you are. ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Top and Jean from store. Lenu werey ti o ni shop ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
2 years
September nah me first beg you for money oo ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคฒ
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@rutie_xx Cos of impression ? You go see Wetin u Dey find IJN
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Dem fit dey nurse your babe for gmail make you dey check WhatsApp. Gmail to Gmail sef dey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@scientistelochi @instablog9ja Onijere ni ola awon tolaye
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1 year
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Duke of Abk
2 years
I was with him when he was wearing only one top and Jean Nah you buy the top and Jean ???
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Duke of Abk
3 years
Ever had an accident that led to your death? Pls share your experience
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Duke of Abk
2 years
There is no greater joy in this world than when youโ€™re feeling sleepy in church and the pastor says โ€œBow down your head letโ€™s prayโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฒ
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Duke of Abk
1 year
@ToniaOguchi If dem knock your head e go echo.
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Duke of Abk
2 years
Remove M from Millionaire and add the first letter of your name
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