Canโt believe Brennan Lee Mulligan dropped the hardest villain line of all time with โTo reach a hand down to someone, they need to be beneath you.โ And expected me to go on with me day
โArt school costs $160,000 a year.โ
The male pufferfish will spend weeks perfecting his sand art for the sole purpose of finding a mate. Youโre telling me a fish has more dedication to making art in his free time than ai bros
Tara confirms that Galeโs long hair and beard are a result of him not taking care of himself after Mystra
Listen all Iโm saying is maybe we should ruin menโs lives more often if this is the before and after
โMatt Mercer effectโ this and โBrennan Lee Mulligan effectโ that
What about the Griffin McElroy effect where your players will literally just do whatever and you just have to let them
Aabria Iyengar is actually insane for making a character whoโs biggest motivation is accomplishing something that will land her in the history books, knowing FULL WELL she is never once mentioned in canon and seems to be forgotten to time
Sam Riegel is such an enigma to me the man has moments of dnd mechanic genius and can absolutely destroy people with breathtaking rp moments
But then he doesnโt realize Fearnes been wearing clothes and that two of his party members are sorcerers for over 25 episodes
the tlovm animation crew changed the mode of travel from wagon to airship because the animation team hated drawing horses is the most relatable artist moment Iโve ever heard
Laura Bailey:
โIf I had a nickle for every time my character killed Delilah Briarwood as revenge for their greatest love, Iโd have two nickels, which isnโt a lot, but itโs weird that it happened twiceโ
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I love how the bells hells treat Keyleth with such reverence and respect, only calling her The Tempest, saying how sheโs such a knowledgeable leader
And this is the same woman who flung herself off a cliff and turned into a fish to survive
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I fully understand why CR doesnโt stream live much anymore but I do miss that weโll never get another moment as hilarious as
โLauraโs Callingโ
@pk_kenzie
This one tweet has made me realize why most adult comedy cartoons arenโt appealing to me. I wonder if this is why so many of them try to make up for it with visually unappealing (imo) styles, like if somethingโs so garish it makes up for the lack of visual bits
The best critical role NPCโs are the ones where it is not even a character but just โMatt Mercer Having the Time of His Lifeโ
Like Essek, Zhudanna, Gilmore? Those are real people being bought to life
But artagan is absolutely just Matt Mercer in a red wig
If the absolutely horrendous treatment Laura Bailey got just for voicing Abby in TLOU2 is anything to go by I sincerely hope whoever plays her in the show is given extensive warning on what the internet may say/do
Canโt get over how beaus story of getting justice for her kidnapping started with:
Beau: yeah sorry that itโs kinda hard for me to trust an institution that brings in recruits by buying children
Yudala Fon: we fucking what
My next dnd character is gonna be an Oath of Revenge Paladin Kobold, who was once 1/3 of three kobolds in a trenchcoat, set on avenging their fallen siblings
People want a response from Critical Role because they have set a precedent of speaking out on humanitarian issues.
They have a charity specifically to help humanitarian causes. Not speaking up in support of Palestine and now SILENCING VOICES of those who want a statement (1/2)
I know Robbie has a full time work schedule and life of his own and canโt just become a full time cr cast member but thereโs nothing I wouldnโt give to see how different bells hells story would have gone if Dorian had been able to stay with them
How did Taliesin Jaffe just come up with the line โI wish for you to find someone who will mourn you when youโre gone. Respectfully.โ completely improv
Orym air ashari, has lost his birth father, childhood father figure, husband, blue boy crush, and now gilf sugar daddy he cannot keep a single man in his life huh
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Maybe Iโm projecting but Ashtonโs mix of titan, genasi, and dunamancy and every magical expert theyโve been to not really knowing what to do with them gives me the exact same energy as being chronically ill and never having a doctor fully know whatโs wrong with you
Things the cr fandom has decreed canon in spite of official art/cast:
- jester is chubby
-Caleb has freckles
-imogen wears glasses
-mollymauk absolutely has his nipples pierced
IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY TIME AABRIA IEYNGAR PLAYED A DIVORCEE ON A CRITICAL ROLE EPISODE ID HAVE TWO NICKLES WHICH ISNT A LOT BUT ITS WEIRD THAT IT HAPPEND TWICE
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Thinking about Fearne using the heart of the fire titan, how Matt said most people who harness their power are torn apart by it
Thinking about the mirrored version of Fearne, how she was charred and covered in molten cracks
Liam OโBrien: I am the saddest little guy
Aabria Iyengar: I made my husband a widower ๐ฅ and my kids never knew their mother ๐ฅhe moved on from me๐ฅ the cleric he met while I was dead permanently tied me to the dawnfather ๐ฅmy husband abandoned our children
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CR continuing to prerecord content truly does make sense when you remember their first attempt at live pandemic content resulted in Matt and Marisha nearly setting their house ablaze
I felt a sudden urge to rewatch The Menu earlier this week and Iโm choosing to believe it was a premonition for more Aimee Carraro
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