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I'm a scrawny motherfucker with a cool hairstyle

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Joined May 2021
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When you’re one of the boys😭👍💪
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The guy I pulled by healing him from his toxic past
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Bra ki mkc bra bnane wale ki mkc bra bnane ka idea dene wali ki mkc
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He is suchhaaaa cutieee please😭😭
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That’s it
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Bhai General ke liye it’s 6 attempts and SC/STs ke liye there’s no limit in UPSC I MEAN IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL EQUALITY???
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Chashmish bn gyi to boobs dikhane wali kya baat hai isme
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Hands looked good🗣️
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😭😭-??
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Brb crying
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Iykyk😭😭
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bhakti mann se hoti hai mandir se nhi
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I date to marry
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Okay but this>>>>>
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Sky :)
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No wonder why they call me depressed
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Guyss see my crocs and avocado socks💪😋 🥑
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‘Omggg!! He sings for me, he posts me on his stories, he buys me flowers, he takes me to cute dates, he writes me love letters’ all these things are bare minimum, anyone can fake it for as long as they want to, don’t fall for a man until he truly understands you and help you grow
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Bengali people have special relation with teddy day
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Memories are more loyal than people .. atleast they lasts forever ♾️
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Kl duniya khatam hogi?
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Your aren’t ‘unlucky in love’ you’re just ‘ugly’
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I personally find north eastern and nepali people so prettyyyyyyyy
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Cleavage dikhao reach le jaao culture
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Purani dilli <3
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I want someone to obsess over me, who captures all my silly actions and candids and most importantly who loves and proud to be with me who’s not ashamed with me, who accepts in public that yes we are together
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🙏
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define “aura”
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Barbie’s period?😭
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people of my age me
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<33
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Someone somewhere is secretly zooming in your photo and simping over you
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Ginger
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Gurgaaon 👍
@meandwh
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If you have someone with whom you can share anything... please hold on to that person.
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@azhanhere Nunnu khada hota nhi theek se pr opinion zaroor denge apna🤣🤣
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Your memories are still with me........ But not you 💛
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Bhayyy Bhayankar Irony😭
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Who did this😭
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Itne saare logo ka birthday hai bc aaj
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:)
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Phool
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She’s literally healing this generation
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Ismei mard jaat ki g mei khujli kyun ho rhi hai bhay
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Bra ki mkc bra bnane wale ki mkc bra bnane ka idea dene wali ki mkc
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Gc anyone?
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Wearing 4 layers literally 😭
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This is life... Sometimes happy sometimes sad Sometimes moody sometimes mad...🤷🏼‍♀️
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Bhayyy yeh kuch bhi tweet bang ho jata hai💀
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After upsc, neet , and jee...... there's one more academy....👽
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I love going to my gym on tuesdays because they play sundarkand and hanuman bhajans the whole time😭🫶
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Girls with flat chest😭🙏
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Aaloo ka parantaa aur dahi aaye haaye swaaad hai bilkul
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Ram mandir bn raha hai to yeh adhe logo ki g kyu jal rhi hai?
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Kishmish can ruin any dish.
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Tf😭😭
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Cutiess
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Headache is my soulmate
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You need high IQ to understand this
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It's not about their busy schedule... it's about their priorities and ofcourse you aren't their priority that's why they are ignoring you .
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Making a new gc☝️
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No one cares
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Bs itna ameer ban’na hai ki 3-finger sunscreen apply kr sku bina zyada jhijhak ke😭
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Whoever I trust the most ..starts ghosting me from the very next day🤷🏼‍♀️
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Sorry, bye😭
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Moon media
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Gurgaaon ke 4 launde sath rakh do wahi big boss ho jana hai
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Making a gc, drop anything to get in
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Krsna ko krishna padh leti hu har baar aur phir mann mei wo krishna flute bjne lgta hai
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Ayo! Ranveer Singh
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Good day :)
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Everyone who are making memes on introverts, go get a lifee broooo
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Domestic violence krne wala gandu aur use sehne wala us se bhi bda gandu
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Why tf everyone is wearing bra with saaree instead of blouse?? Ewww trend hai
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All my love is too far... Sun , moon , stars and you🙃
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Guys I bought Hello Kitty clips 🎀😭👍
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The Golden trio
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He looks like a kid while sleeping 😭🫶
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Mafia boss se kidnap hone ka sapna sapna hi reh gya
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Leaving it here
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Tf is Shukrana guruji now!?
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भए प्रगट कृपाला दीनदयाला, ��ौसल्या हितकारी । हरषित महतारी, मुनि मन हारी, अद्भुत रूप बिचारी ॥
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Perks of dating a Bihari 🔨 🧱
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@Hxhrithz
࿗Hrithik Jain
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Perks of dating a North Indian🥂💀
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Can we normalise eating Oreo as it is and without making cake or shake out of it
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Mohi lelkhin sajni mora manma pahunva raghav
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Haan bhai chashmish hu mai aur nhi dikhta mujhe chashme ke bina
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Men who don’t sexualise women’s body>>>>>
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This teddy day, gift your loved ones best teddy 🫶🧸
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😭😭😭😭
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As a photographer friend, I HAVE NO GOOD PHOTO AAAAA
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They are real pandemics mannnn😐😐
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J wanna hug someone so tight and cry tf Outta me !!!!
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Fuck romantic dates let’s just trauma dump
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Me and him
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Clouds or something!?
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Gc anyone??
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When they recommend you books>>>>
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Someone please get me this
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🫶🙏
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