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Stand-up comedian, writer & actor. Represented by @ebdonmgt / Voiceover @AntheaRepresent UK TOUR ON SALE NOW:

London, England

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Joined November 2009

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3 months

My radio 4 series starts next week! Ian Smith is Stressed @BBCRadio4 at 6.30pm Wed 7th, 14th, 21st & 28th August A stand-up series all about stress and unique ways to relax. Featuring cow-hugging, topless body painting, ice baths and landing a plane.

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Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...

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This picture looks like Mason Mount has bought a Harry Maguire helium balloon...

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Replied...

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ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hope you’ve all enjoyed the thread! Thanks for following the story. What a Sunday!

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No replies yet...

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Here is a joke about the invention of the dictionary…

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The unbelievable mood swings of this person!

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The return of Tom Heaton being completely overshadowed here.

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Passing the time trying to complete Where’s Wally...

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4 years

Okay, it’s official. Have a feeling they’re in a room with the real Eric now...

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4 years

Wanna feel old? This is what the Windows desktop background looks like now...

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BUT - the crying laughing emojis suggest they’re having fun. I don’t understand the relationship they have with Eric...

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Here we go. They’re still angry. How long can I keep this up...

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Can’t work out if they’re friends or not!

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Genuinely seems unhappy now...

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Right, gonna see what happens when they get back to the office. Gonna be a showdown by the sounds of it...

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I think I’m gonna lose them. They’re thinking about taxis!

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This will help...

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Can’t wait to find out what my usual is...

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Trying to avoid the subject...

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Sounds like they’re gonna be fine. Hang on a bit guys. Can’t tweet and drive...

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I’m part of a team apparently. And Andrea has been chatting shit about me! Genuinely feel a bit gutted about Andrea doing this to me...

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Angry again.

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Lots going on!!!!

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It’s about to kick off...

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It’s getting pretty heated now. The salary comment is pretty mean. How much do I earn? Think they’re going for taxi. Driven all this way for nothing...

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Okay so Andrea is the boss!

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Found a picture of an AA man on Google images. Bought myself another 10 mins. What happens when I’m supposed to be in the airport?

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Right. 40 minute drive...

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UH OH...

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Think I’m being ignored...

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!!!

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Anyone have any questions for them before I say goodbye??

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The fact there’s a Costa Rican footballer called Ian Smith has really brought this World Cup alive. DO IT FOR THE IAN SMITH’S!

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4 years

Sad times...

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Yeah. Pretty sure they’re stringing me along now. I CAN’TCOME UP I AM NOT THERE...

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I’m sorry to say, this might be the end of the road. Think I’ve been rumbled...

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7 years ago I worked in the bath mat department at John Lewis Oxford Street. It was the strangest period of my life. Here are some true stories from my time there...

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Just filling them in quickly...

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Always be polite...

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So happy train fares are going up 2.3% next year! Very much deserved. Wanted to tweet this last night but got home late after train delays.

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How did my gig go tonight? I played the audience a video clip of me performing the same material to a better response to prove a point.

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A bit more to come...

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Can we get a picture???

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Not an ideal response...

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Anyway - I’m a stand-up comedian. Here is a clip of me being annoyed about a jumper I got at Christmas. Hope you enjoy it...

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WOW. HERE WE GO...

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Let's not forget the foundations Sam Allardyce put in place to make this all possible.

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NEWS! I’m very excited to say that @BBCRadio4 have commissioned me to write a show. It’s a half hour comedy documentary about (and I’m not making this up) the time when three girls got stuck in basketball hoops in my home town, Goole. Expected to slam dunk into your ears in May!

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Three bullets colliding.

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6 years

Big moment in my football career. As much as I’d love to play for England - I qualify for Costa Rica through my Auntie’s second Cousin’s Landlord.

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6 years

Ian Smith coming on for Costa Rica.

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HOLY SHIT!!! I’m over the moon! Congratulations to everyone on the list!

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We're pleased to announce the @skytv Best Comedy Show @edfringe 2023! @AhirShah @AniaMags @emmanuelstandup @Iansmithcomedy Janine Harouni @JuliaMasli @KieranCHodgson @Thephilellis #edfringe

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@EricIdle @rachelparris It’s very very cool knowing you’ve seen this thread!

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Remembering the time I tried to make a clock out of Michael Flatley...

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If everyone who liked the thread gave me £1 I could buy a car - and if this happened again I could actually turn up to the airport!!! #AREYOUERIC #FUCKYOU #WHATTIMEWILLYOUPICKMEUP

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6 years

An insane sandwich-slicing ratio...

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Very happy to get to record an episode of LIVE AT THE APOLLO last night! Dream come true - and such a fun gig! Big thanks to everyone at @OpenMike_TV and my agents @ebdonmgt Coming soon!

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I miss being on @FullTimeDEVILS - but very proud of how huge it is now! Keep subscribing!

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6 years

SO CLOSE 👀 Link to subscribe -> 🙌 #MUFC

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EDINBURGH FRINGE 2023 IS DONE! I couldn't have asked for a better time - ending with the absolute dream come true of being nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award, as well as being shortlisted for the (ISH) Award for Best Show and NextUps Biggest Award in Comedy...

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8 years

My aim is to be as productive as when Robbie Williams got addicted to energy drinks and hunted UFOs AND wrote a rap album.

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4 years

I guess stand-up comedy is cancelled again. I wish I’d chosen a job where I don’t need a group of people nearby to do it - like being a teacher, working in a busy office or a full contact sport...

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Full Time Devils reunion! I miss shouting about Man United!

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What a Full Time Devils throwback! Amazing set at @frogandbucket , @Iansmithcomedy

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4 years

Good morning everyone. Fuck you. Please read and share this thread...

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Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...

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Also - covid has meant I’ve lost a lot of comedy work... If you’ve enjoyed the thread and would like to help me out with a small donation (I hate doing this) you can here (I completely get it’s a crap time for everyone):

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Have you ever thought about how weird teeth are? Well, here is some stand-up about that…

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5 years

Like a fine wine...

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Pretty smug looking wall...

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Never been so captivated by when someone will pick up a bit of paper.

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If I were still on @FullTimeDEVILS I’d be absolutely losing my mind. You wouldn’t need the volume on. Just look at my face getting redder for 5 minutes.

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Ho ho ho! Here's a stand-up video of me talking about a distressing jumper I got last Christmas...

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10 years

Meet the family... http://t.co/v70OWwuFnh The Ark / BBC One / Mon 30th March / 8.30-10pm #bbctheark

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BBC One - The Ark, Noah and his family

Meet Noah and the large family he'll be desperate to save from a terrifying flood.

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Sorry guys, that was my fault. I tried to attach something over 25MB.

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Hi @netflix I'm having trouble pausing or stopping this episode of @blackmirror - the really long Donald Trump one? Please help.

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Chernobyl tour guide…

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(THREAD) I had my first vaccine dose today and it was a bit of an odd experience. Wanted to tell everyone who hasn't had theirs yet so they know what to expect...

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7 years

Finally managed to do a face swap with a gingerbread man...

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7 years

For everyone who's been asking - @DaveMagicSponge is coming back very, very, very soon! Ruddock and Merson recorded today.

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I’ve played enough Metal Gear Solid to know what’s going on here...

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What a joy to record my Just a Minute debut at the Edinburgh Fringe with the brilliant Sue and Gyles. This was my best attempt to smile after 5 hours sleep...

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A privilege tonight to be with my beautiful friend ⁦ @sueperkins ⁩ & the dazzling ⁦ @Iansmithcomedy ⁩ as he made a simply sensational debut on the ⁦ @edfringe ⁩ recording of #JustAMinute … we had fun! This is one to listen out for!

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@SamHomewood Wes Brown is not as good a presenter as I am. I’m sorry Wes. But it’s all about shouting at things - I’m the best at that.

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8 years

Not every day Robbie Williams tweets you...

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I believe in you...

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10 years

“ @LukeShaw3 : @FullTimeDEVILS 👋” HE'S DONE IT!

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The truth behind the ERIC thread... The first three messages and reply are genuine, but there was no response! SO - the rest is a conversation me and @thisstuartlaws had, sat opposite each other laughing!

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Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...

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My ice cream cone had a really sad face in it and it was very difficult to eat...

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Pretty sure I'm never going to tweet anything as popular as this again...

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Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...

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8 years

New series of @DaveMagicSponge coming in new year! 1st episode: guest @liam_ridgewell - it's a good one! @robbeckettcomic @jimmybullard

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6 years

Come on SERBIA! I thought I was Croatia. Flags are hard.

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The #FTDSweepstake draw for the World Cup has been done... AND THE TEAMS ARE IN! Who's going through? Who's going home?

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! I'm going on my debut tour - taking my Edinburgh Comedy Award nominated show around the UK next year. Get your tickets now! “There are few shows as purely funny as this” ★★★★ The Guardian All tickets here:

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@Radio_Gaz @SamHomewood AT LAST, SOMEONE IS SAYING IT!

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Finding it hard to get up in the morning during #CoronaVirus isolation? Why not sing and dance along to this song for children about waking up that I’ve added myself into...

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3 years

Very happy to be making my debut on @TheNewsQuiz this evening! Tune in! @BBCRadio4 6.30pm

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Last show done yesterday! Big thank you to everyone who came along to see it, it means a lot. I think it’s the best show I’ve done and I’ve really enjoyed performing it this month! Wake up, wake up, give yourself a shake up...

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Repeatedly, a woman in a suit with a John Lewis name tag would tell me, “there’s no such thing as a bath mat department” and ask me to leave the shop.

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8 years

Wayne Rooney in the XMen. This is an absolutely mental bit of advertising...

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Anything for the team you say, @WayneRooney ? Good luck! #XMenApocalypse

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3 years

If you would like to see me shout about some pizza in a sketch I wrote... YOU CAN DO THAT HERE:

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Last night at my gig did some jokes about Plaid Cymru. I was then introduced to the leader of the party - sat at the front.

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4 years

I’m sure there’s a more intelligent way of getting across my opinion on this, but the summary is... oh, fuck off.

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Reality TV stars to try stand-up | Celebs target what's left of the comedy circuit for new Channel 4 show

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