IanM @IanM1871 Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

IanM

2 months

The last time I drove out with a dog, sadly I brought the car back empty. Today I took the car out empty and brought back a dog. Miss you for ever Roxy; and Ruby, welcome to your new home 😍

8

1

31

Last Seen Profiles

@astonmaartin

@Rayquaza_07

@BrightgermanFc

@pontechueca

@Outragge

@cybmenfess

@BRNESCFCSUNDAY

@TheDank_Voyager

@darkdevrim

@evan_hoelscher

@clarke3110

@beafandraw

@melkeentwo

@MushMillions

@abo_ali04yemen

@RMHJ08

@cielblossom

@antepligy

@FADEL171159

@astro78

@9yumingyu

@gojodrunk

@VS__thapa

@JSYDxoxo

@chn55974848

@Gvitare

@jarva

@EmanTahirSadik

@ohmyshin_

@test2te

@copo7979

@youmalibu01828

@BcnXxl

@JpegJockey

@NU_NOMA

@Investeraren

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@APK_musicreview @MayorofLondon This testing of healthy people is also a waste of money. Currently 112,000 in England have virus (🧐), thats 0.2%. If (massive if) 1 in 3 are asymptomatic that’s only 37,000 people across the whole country. @SadiqKhan , are you ignoring facts in favour of scaring people?

7

15

308

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@NewsForAllUK Your 15 seconds of fame mate 😬

17

5

309

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@HedleyLyns Fantastic! Pallets are great to work with, I made this bar, including the shelves that the booze is on.

10

7

317

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@Larry680 @ParisDaguerre My wife’s in the vulnerable category, she’s immune suppressed. We’ve been abroad on holiday three times in the last five months and both had Covid. We go to pubs, restaurants, shops and busy places. Thankfully she chose sense over fear and brainwashing.

22

14

300

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@North_Hants4eu @MarinaNigrelli Upset by porridge?

1

7

299

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@ParisDaguerre No we are not being thrown to the dogs. Thank goodness we are moving on from this absolute obsession.

4

5

295

IanM

@IanM1871

6 years

@persandwichman Well that banged. Reminds me of the the toilets at hï Ibiza. Nothing to see here either.

1

13

256

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

Progress update from the man cave. Love the darts. Love The Royals 👊

21

3

195

IanM

@IanM1871

5 months

@Spanglish1971 Meanwhile just outside Alicante, four weeks ago.

11

0

182

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@JasonGroves1 Absolutely pathetic, this is not sound judgement or leadership, it’s all about control which will lead to a destruction of people’s mental health. Nothing is 100%, it’s about managed and acceptable risk. Re-think @BorisJohnson .

2

17

172

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

@DashCamTwats Incredible how all the cars change on impact!

1

0

168

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@PPaulCharles So I can travel to Blackburn where the cases are 583 per 100,000/ 7 days but cannot travel to Mallorca where it’s only 29. This is control and nothing to do with a virus. @BorisJohnson @MattHancock @grantshapps @michaelgove you have failed the country.

5

18

146

IanM

@IanM1871

5 years

YESSSSSSS!

9

19

147

IanM

@IanM1871

6 months

Could Wycombe actually be the good guys. What if this happened? 🙏 #ReadingFC

54

10

134

IanM

@IanM1871

6 years

The funniest thing to happen in Reading town centre. Ever.

8

27

115

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@CharlotteCGill Look @OxfordCity we know this experiment is not a climate lockdown; however please respond to the allegation that you are making it more difficult for people to travel from A to B, and that you are effectively restricting, and by default limiting, people’s movements.

12

10

109

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

@steffd62 @CKRosekilly30 @SkyNews You actually asked that question? 🤦🏻‍♂️

2

0

107

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@Sacha_Lord Pathetic allowing pubs to open indoors without alcohol. Not everyone gets rat arsed when they go out.

5

3

101

IanM

@IanM1871

7 years

@timfarron @VVD @D66 You're more dangerous in politics than people like Geert Wilders.

1

3

64

IanM

@IanM1871

8 years

The amount of people who are utterly clueless about Brexit staggers me. It's controlled immigration, not zero immigration @bbcquestiontime

3

2

81

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@retrojude @Telegraph This is not OCD, it’s called not wanting to be a dirty, filthy creature.

4

0

90

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@DRoss215 @JuliaHB1 You do realise hundreds of thousands of Brits, in fact millions, are on holiday right now? Should they not post their pics either in case they offend someone? 🙄

3

0

90

IanM

@IanM1871

5 years

So my little girl got married! What a sensational day in Cala d’Or Mallorca! Congratulations you two 😍

14

3

86

IanM

@IanM1871

5 years

WE’VE DONE IT. WE’VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT! Promoted two years running. This football club. I JUST LOVE IT 🙌🔴⚫️🙌 We are Mallorca and we’re back in La Liga!

4

85

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@HeidiTworek @British_Airways My wife is immune suppressed, she doesn’t feel she’s in an impossible situation. We’ve flown a lot recently, and the option of no masks is refreshing to us both. She had Covid a couple of months ago, and has never not lived her life. Get on with it. Well done BA 👏

2

86

IanM

@IanM1871

9 years

House of Madness at @Amnesia_Ibiza last night with @FatboySlim and @dimitrivegas Utter MADNESS #Ibiza http://t.co/akjmpdXOHQ

0

48

85

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@otheruniqueuser @NewsForAllUK Funny how’s there’s always an idiot who manages to go completely off piste to make a non-related point. Well done.

1

0

83

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

I’ve been shopping.

5

0

87

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@JamesfWells @JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine Yes, and should the comments by so-called media ‘personalities’ like Vine be treated as a hate crime for stirring up and encouraging further anger and division? 🐀

1

8

83

IanM

@IanM1871

9 months

Open!

14

2

85

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

@jengleruk @abesdad I wonder what @Ofcom have to say about the ridiculous notion from @SkyNews that we could have 12 million cases per day by Christmas in England. This was broadcast on 29 October.

12

17

73

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@davesrust Trying to put a brave spin on it Dave 😂

0

68

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

Let’s go Mallorca! ✈️

9

0

75

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

This place. Reading and Real Mallorca coming together. My football sanctuary.

6

1

75

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

@allisonpearson Here we go for comparison. Scaremongering, yes, but the way SAGE’s models were engineered using exaggerated and wrong base data to inflate their predictions is the real thing that’s wrong here. Who is calling them out on it?

8

36

66

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

@BernieSpofforth Sick of all this, happening in other countries too. Hope they resist in any way they can.

0

3

71

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@Yorgo74270232 @thelucyjohnston Please delete, blah, blah? Who are you to demand that? This is Twitter, not a scientific forum 🤡

0

68

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

And this, is starting to take shape.

8

0

70

IanM

@IanM1871

6 years

No former #ReadingFC legends for manager please. I’d like them to remain legends, especially while the club is in such a mess.

6

2

67

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@slaavzz @persandwichman The responses to this, thinking she actually did. The word gullible springs to mind.

4

0

65

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

A little something for the bar back home, from the @RCD_Mallorca @RCDMallorcaUK official store, Palma city centre.

1

3

67

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @lisataljard Some absolute drips responding to this, not for one minute realising that travel is essential for some people. Only relate to their own dreary situations. Tossers.

1

0

59

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

Real Mallorca had a sale on and I couldn’t resist last season’s third kit. Tried it for size then it’s going in the wrapping pile for Christmas. Brilliant service from @RCD_Mallorca , ordered a week last Thursday, arrived on the Monday 👏✈️

6

0

65

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

@CarrickmanFrank @SkyNews Feel free to add that context.

1

62

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @theipaper What an absolute clown. He needs sectioning.

1

4

55

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

RFC in south east Mallorca 👀

5

2

61

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@akmol95155734 @Chrissy_2697 Yep, Australia and New Zealand seem full on experimental.

3

55

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@bubba_wubba @HardtITSolution @nowthisnews @realDonaldTrump 😂 Seems to be a bit of a problem now though.

1

0

56

IanM

@IanM1871

5 years

Celebrating a friendly win at Reading. Mind the gap.

3

4

59

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@ChumleyPrelude @PoliticsForAlI Because he’s one of the biggest restriction lovers of the whole media circus 🤡🐀 Could that be it?

0

57

IanM

@IanM1871

7 months

@JimFergusonUK Yes please, him and Trudeau are one and the same. Get them gone!

2

5

56

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@BohemianAtmosp1 Coating your airways with powder, yeah that sounds like a great idea.

1

2

58

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

On tour in blue and yellow @ElmParkRoyals @bluecollarfood #ReadingFC

4

3

61

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

Happy 25th Birthday @easyJet , thank you for flying me thousands of miles over many years. And only one go-around! Good luck for the future 🙏

7

2

59

IanM

@IanM1871

5 years

Pride of place behind the bar! Been promising a scarf for years! #ReadingFC #CalaDor #Mallorca

5

2

57

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@ZubyMusic 25, to this one. 30 years ago.

2

0

52

IanM

@IanM1871

3 months

@narindertweets Do you support the apprehension of illegal immigrants?

7

1

52

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

One bar that will never be told to close 👀

8

0

57

IanM

@IanM1871

7 years

Swapping Berkshire for Devon today. Reading, you have been incredible for 50 years. Thank you for literally everything. Always #MyTown ❤️😢💙

27

1

55

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@immikhan @SimonCalder So what you’re saying is you would rather sit next to someone who could unknowingly be spreading virus droplets all over you, but you don’t want to sit next to someone who has just received a negative test result? One word: BRAINWASHED.

3

0

54

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

Brian McDermott “That record of a 106 points, it might go one day…” 😂 #ReadingFC

0

55

IanM

@IanM1871

11 months

Balls to Dai Yongge 🎾🐀. Football has ownership problem 🐀 #ReadingFC

1

2

55

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@davesrust @TfL @metpoliceuk Congratulations on possibly the most embarrassing tweet of the year Dave 👏

1

0

52

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@RateMyTakeaway Hi Matthew W, have you thought about taking your cat to the vet?

0

49

IanM

@IanM1871

5 months

After a very short but serious illness, we had to say goodbye to our beloved furry princess, Roxy, earlier today. Kids managed to get down to us yesterday, and we were with her until the end. It’s left us devastated.

40

0

51

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@MarkJam38442734 @MarkJamesonArt You didn’t need that last word.

0

52

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

33rd wedding anniversary. Here I am looking like the background of this pic!

19

0

52

IanM

@IanM1871

10 months

@KieranMcGuire Brilliant, well said, they can’t have it both ways. Plus there would’ve been cameras everywhere, so all the people who used to be on the check-outs can now be behind the scenes watching these. Oh. Bypassing the receipt checker was absolutely the right thing to do.

4

7

50

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@timcurtisart @UKCovid19Stats So because you feel ill, you want mask mandates for everyone else?

3

0

49

IanM

@IanM1871

6 years

@ReadingFC Hi guys. Unlucky tonight, but congrats on getting a shot off in the 92nd minute. I’ve been jet washing my patio today. Do you like?

1

3

47

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

I used to really love the very essence, values and heartbeat of Reading FC, you know, in the days before we had foreign owners who couldn’t care less about what this club means to the community and its fans. Sorry if you don’t agree.

5

2

50

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

Good evening. Dammmm, lovely drop.

5

0

49

IanM

@IanM1871

5 years

Just zoom in and enjoy. Trump’s hair for example 😂 @Coldwar_Steve is an absolute genius to repeatedly come up with stuff like this. Easily one of the best things on Twitter.

Cold War Steve

@coldwarsteve

5 years

324

677

4K

7

2

49

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@DanPrince1975 @BorisJohnson I’m vaccinated, but here I am thinking, what are we going to do about people like you? 🐀

2

0

46

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

Whilst the fallout from this afternoon will play out over the next days, weeks, months, I connected with the #ReadingFC of years gone by, and added these to the bar this evening. Prints are by the excellent @footydevotion

9

2

50

IanM

@IanM1871

7 months

@MartinSLewis Standing charge. Give with one hand, take with the other. The transfer of wealth continues. The price per therm during that November - February period has dropped nearly 50%. When do we see the benefit of this? @ofgem

2

1

46

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

Next level. The bar now has a name. Still work in progress but The Barn is taking shape 🙌

10

0

49

IanM

@IanM1871

8 years

@SarahChampionMP @mehdirhasan I think you need to focus your attention a bit closer to home Sarah.

0

4

28

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

The stick I took a few weeks ago, from friends colleagues and neighbours is just a distant memory now. We walk amongst you City and our heads are held high. Decent scran on offer tonight, as well as the feast on the pitch #ReadingFC

2

0

49

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph Could this be more than just mask wearing?

2

1

45

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

@ProfKarolSikora There are some utter clowns responding to this.

1

43

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@SkyNews She’s a control freak.

2

0

41

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@Wilshaw755 @DanielaNadj @aunty_shirley What on earth have they done to you?

0

42

IanM

@IanM1871

1 year

Goodbye until next time. Palma de Mallorca, you have been absolutely epic!

0

1

46

IanM

@IanM1871

8 years

Two years of being a poor Championship team. Half a season of being a really solid Championship team. That's the progress. #ReadingFC

2

8

46

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

@BBCSurrey A PCR test for largely healthy people? This is exactly what the WHO are trying to prevent. What’s the aim here, to inflate ‘case’ numbers because they’re falling away too quickly, they’ve halved in Woking in the last four weeks.

2

5

42

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@edwest @IslingtonChap @PoliticsForAlI Haha really? Maybe you and Tim could lockdown together and socially distance in his front room, masked up and glued to Sky News? Don’t forget to channel hop to BBC News 24 during the advert breaks.

2

0

42

IanM

@IanM1871

7 years

@FrankWords_ @timfarron @VVD @D66 A picture paints a thousand words!

7

3

22

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

Announce @ReadingFC v @RCD_Mallorca pre-season friendly.

4

1

44

IanM

@IanM1871

4 years

@GillianMcKeith For me, Vitamin D3 for a while now, and Vitamin C with Zinc more recently. Cheers!

8

2

40

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

Huge thanks to Paul from @ElmParkRoyals for these fantastic prints in the first picture. The Reading FC collection in my bar has really taken shape now; I’ve also started to add some colour from Real Mallorca with more graphics to come for both my clubs.

10

1

45

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@tnewtondunn @SteveBakerHW @TimesRadio It’s up to the likes of you to push back on this utter crap. Enough now, we are going down a fucking insane road if anything like this comes into play. This is utterly mad.

2

5

42

IanM

@IanM1871

10 months

@aviationbrk Once inside the terminal.

0

1

43

IanM

@IanM1871

9 months

@ElanderNews What a shocking story, should be congratulated for doing the useless authorities job for them, removing criminals from our streets.

0

41

IanM

@IanM1871

2 years

@samstreetwrites Because we all know it was a massive scam and complete nonsense.

0

43

IanM

@IanM1871

5 years

The spirit of Son Moix. 2-0 down after the first leg and these fans offer belief to their team. The players they worship responded in the best way possible. Proud to also support RCD Mallorca. Back where we belong 🔥🔴⚫️🔥

1

39

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

Imagine if @AndyTCarroll stayed to the end of the season and his goals kept us up, despite everything being against us. Now imagine the Purple Turtle. You do know about the Purple Turtle, Andy?

4

1

45

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years

@ThomasBuckle93 Other illnesses? Like you were wearing a mask two years ago against other illnesses you mean? Going for likes with this mate.

0

39

IanM

@IanM1871

3 years