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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

9 months

It’s not just that they’re stupid, they’re obstinate.

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3 months

@9mm_smg What a shove. Outstanding.

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Ian Gehris

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3 months

Christ is, and I say this with as much offense as possible, King.

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Ian Gehris

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1 month

@DocStrangelove2 The Zyn is cool, but the fact that these pilots also just store loot on the dash is all the feel good I need this week.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

Chloe Jane- 8lbs 15oz Sweet girl!!

Ian Gehris

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6 months

Calling the midwife!

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Ian Gehris

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9 months

I once explained to my toddler that I have to go to work to earn money. He brought me a quarter from his jar so I wouldn’t leave. 😭

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@tompawnbadil

9 months

Nothing like the morgul blade through the gut of your kid telling you he doesn’t want to leave for work in the morning. It’s all grace but man, sometimes grace hurts.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

Ten years ago today! 10/10 recommend getting married young.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

27 days

Happy Pride to this lesbian couple 👊

Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽

@JoshEakle

28 days

We're former evangelicals from Tennessee. We own Bitcoin. We plan to homeschool our kids. We bulk buy beef from a local farmer. We hold conservative beliefs. And both of us will NOT be voting for the convicted felon this November.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

The reformed must stop being insufferable nerds.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

23 days

@LordCarsonEsq This presupposes a type of structure that is hard to price because of bespoke trades. If you already have a beautiful timber and stone cottage, probably 60-75.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 year

There is only one font. The human font.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

If I have no innate respect for phds. Does that make me smart or stupid?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

We lose all (any) progress if we don’t ensure the next generation can keep their wives and children in the home. It isn’t possible unless radical steps are taken. Just telling them not eat out and cancel Netflix won’t help. We need to set an example. How do we do it? What big

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

It’s the caloric surplus

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4 months

It’s the fucking guns.

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Ian Gehris

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3 months

I tried getting drunk on kombucha when I was 18 it did not work.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

12 days

LARP every day buckaroo

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

Why do we tolerate morbidly obese pastors and leaders? If they cannot control what goes into their mouths are we to assume they can control what comes out of their mouths?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

Demons sought me for years after the occult. Christ fully liberated me from them in the last three years.

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8 months

They’re called demons

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

This is blasphemy and it is not funny.

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3 months

God Confirms Man Crushes On Henry Cavill Not Gay

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

We’re achieving levels of dadness not previously known to be possible.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

The strongest guys on here are Baptist, actually. We just don’t pose with our shirts off and talk about it all the time. Be warned.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

No one is surprised that you don’t get it, Jon. Not a single soul.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

Trish

@ButterCup_1971

8 months

Ohio has spoken! Almost 76% for women’s health. Ohio you rock ❤️ For the rest of the US, I sure hope that in 2024 you bring it like Ohio did. #BlueWave

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

God: “Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood” Gavin:

Gavin Ortlund

@gavinortlund

6 months

Did the flood of Noah cover the entire planet? Here I argue that the biblical story can be responsibly read describing a local event. My sincere belief is that the church's witness and unity is better served by allowing for that view.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 year

@EzraFBridgers @Shiyanying *suggests removing family rights and cites personal experience and aversion towards certain characteristics* *when someone disagrees* “what studies?”

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

The newborn has slept all day. The night approacheth.

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Ian Gehris

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8 months

We are once again going through the ‘ol “Asians are short” / “I know a tall Asian” Twitter thing.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

I really expected to find some exciting personality in my genealogy. However, I’ve sifted through as much of the previous 14 generations as I can, and it’s nothing but Lutheran dirt farmers.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

I married my wife 363 days after meeting her. Can anyone beat that?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

16 days

News Flash: you don’t have to agree with every WBS meme. Is CrossPolitic a bit feminist, obese, and a little bit retarded? Absolutely. But we’ll still love you even if you think it’s not. Have your fun. But be ready to roll with the punches a bit.

CrossPolitic

@CrossPolitic

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News Flash: You don’t have to agree with everything we say. Is WBS cringe, unhelpful, and even a bit gay? Absolutely. But we’ll still love you even if you think it’s not. Have your fun. But be ready to roll with the punches a bit.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

5 months

I’ve been in two stores today playing @Brian_Sauve ’s music. We win down here.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

25 days

POV: you’re a Baptist that just now decided he’s a Presbyterian.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

Charity that robs your grandchildren is wicked, actually.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

Mower: Electric Zyn: 6mg Tunes: 1650 Synthwave Inseam: 6” Vibes: Good

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

God was good to me last night and I missed a tornado by a couple thousand feet.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

Native born citizens could be here.

Phil Vischer

@philvischer

4 months

@conservmillen I’m sure you know this, Allie, but statistically speaking, native born citizens are significantly more violent than immigrants, illegal or legal.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

Remain anonymous. Make them seethe. I will defend you with my life.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

No matter how clean we eat, some things will never change. Chief among them is the definitive cheeseburger cheese.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

Many pastors are more ontologically akin to HR women than the faithful patristics they seek to emulate. They cannot control the man, so they seek to starve him instead.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

7 months

What kind of “reformed” are you?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

Why are children disappearing around a certain religious holiday?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

Answer: free labor

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

5 months

@VERYCOOLLUKEY “I eat what I crave. I only crave meat. I listen to my body and the earth. I am PRIMAL!” *furiously craving sugar by day two of the carnivore diet”

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

12 days

I do love my dad!

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

Wife and kids are gone. You know what that mean? Two cans of tuna and kraft Mac n cheese.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

In private Christian middle school, one of the bad kids told me a “your mom” joke. So I hurled one back at him. He cried because his mom was deceased. Then his weird friend (this was before autism was invented) fought me with an assemblage of television-learned martial arts.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

Inside of you there are two Ben Garretts. Which one will you feed?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

@GooseyMane The ears were so unnecessary

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

17 days

Gabe is to WBS what Owen is to CN.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

7 months

*sees construction* “Wow they probably won’t ever finish that.”

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

A map of the pagan retreat and the gospel’s advancement.

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@historyinmemes

8 months

Native American land loss in the USA

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

Slowly going through the wife’s grandfather’s tools he gave me before he died. Look at the size of these Craftsman Tongue and Groove Joint pliers. (baby for reference)

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

On this Schizo Saturday I’d like to remind you that there are *two* likely explanations for SIDS. The scientists wont give us the truth about either because of their allegiance to women.

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bruh 💀💀

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

When you know the used bookstore man.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

I blocked a lot of people in the last 48, some seemed like cool guys. It’s unfortunate that they jumped into the wrong trench. There should be no tolerance for anyone that even smells like they would call CPS. I’ve cut real people out of my life for less and Twitter isn’t even

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

“How would you feel if you hadn’t generalized this morning?” “But, I did generalize.”

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

Would you please join hands in bigotry with me?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

Best I can do is Boris areolas.

Iodinated Christian 🌲

@Photo2Electric

2 months

I was promised aurora borealis. Where is the aurora borealis?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

10 months

Haha

Owen Strachan

@ostrachan

10 months

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

Meal trains show us that woman are only capable of cooking exactly the quantity of food they cook for their families. Meals received over the last two months ranged from four boneless chicken thighs with rice, to 12.5lb tray of enchiladas. (Family of six) Women are adorable.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

7 months

Oh my word…

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

9 months

All traces of anonymity removed. I have over $300 in savings and can OHP the body weight of most G3 contributors. I cannot be cancelled.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

They will devour your children.

Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

I do not imagine Samuel Sey will recover from this. High chance CPS has already been engaged. Please pray for him fervently. Assume everyone would report you. Be innocent as doves and wise as serpents.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

If you don’t take Twitter too seriously it’s lots of fun. If you take it seriously you’ll find yourself arguing with and correcting people that couldn’t care less about you.. You’ll eventually lose to a meme. Imagine all that effort, and a meme takes you down.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

Got my cotton on. Cluster feeding. Big burps. Living my best life.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 year

Thought “Doug Wilson Derangement Syndrome” was bad? Wait till I show you “Reformed Baptist Derangement Syndrome.”

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

29 days

Christian, do you know a brother that is manufacturing food, dairy, and beverage at a commercial scale? Or needs help designing or troubleshooting their equipment? I’d like to help. Sanitary processing and manufacturing truly is my favorite industry.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

3 months

I do not imagine Samuel Sey will recover from this. High chance CPS has already been engaged. Please pray for him fervently. Assume everyone would report you. Be innocent as doves and wise as serpents.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

6 months

Brothers! Please pray that my wife keeps the baby in until the 27th (36 weeks). We’ve had all three so far with the midwife, and would hate to go to the hospital on the fourth on a technicality.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

29 days

“Do you think I care about the Reformed Pub?” — Ben Garrett @tompawnbadil

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

𝘚𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦.

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@AnonPresby

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“What if it’s not like that though”

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

Can we stop calling the slippery slope a fallacy?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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What practical things are you doing to make your sons great?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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We invented barbed wire

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

Isn’t it cool how Chocolate Knox gets to say “give me the black church or give me death!” Very cool.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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I don’t want to meet podcasters in person because they might be insufferable in 1.0x speed.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

7 months

Your guy took raw milk across state lines.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

4 months

Every two months or so brother Noah reminds us that he too must be deported.

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It is time.

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Ian Gehris

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4 months

Total Pit Bull Death

New York Post

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3-month-old baby mauled to death by family pit bull in NJ: reports

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

@wrowclif Chronic side-hustlers, 24/7 grinders, and real estate bros are not the solution. Glad you guys are successful, but you do not have anything to contribute to this conversation.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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@_matthewpearson Lobotimize and reeducation camp

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

30 days

@brandonmscalf @nahxcsurfer How much do you each weigh?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

16 days

I had “the talk” with my wife last night. This is how I summarized WBS. WBS is now part of our summer homeschooling curriculum.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

I should clarify, there have been a few times that I have discovered that someone has a phd, because they hid that fact about themselves. They were always impressive. Anyone who cites their phd brings forth in me a different set of feelings.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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“If you are just producing more Europeans, and they aren’t Christian, all you are doing is filling hell with your brothers and sisters.” — @CoreyJMahler 🔥🔥🔥

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

Catching up on the @The_Kings_Hall friendship simulator. Nine hours in.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

9 months

Reject grape juice/wine dialogue. Return to fat pastor discussion from yesterday. We weren’t done.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

@lporiginalg I didn’t realize Gy pngrphy could be more disgusting

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

I want to be sure I get ahead of this before it metastasizes. The love of Christ can hold the strangest of friendships together (nuance applies). Some of my dearest brothers are D&D and music/theater nerds—they’re my nerds.

Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

The reformed must stop being insufferable nerds.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

1 month

Gospel sharing will continue until morale improves.

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@AuntSnicks Oh and after 24 years of life on this planet being an atheist- he is now a Christian. His terrible behavior lately certainly tracks with that brand of garbage ppl spew online that hate women.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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How do we get masculinity and raising future men dialogue from theory to application? In fact, how do we get all current things™️ in the Christian media space (books, podcasts, etc) from theory to application?

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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Tall Asians should be modest.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

New challenge, violate at least one of these every day.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

7 months

Appreciate the EGGNOG RESPECT this year. As a reminder, you can maintain a “perpetual” eggnog. Drink half, top it off and seal it untill next Christmas. Mine is going on eight years, I believe. It tastes like cloves and pink bubblegum.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

8 months

Remember to instantly block someone once you suspect they have ĆPŠ on speed dial. No exceptions. They hate you and are guilty of murder.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

5 months

Fun fact: Sodomizing your neighbor’s butt is inhospitality.

Transvangelical

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Fun fact: The sin of Sodom was inhospitality. So, using razor wire to keep people away makes you a sodomite.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

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Self immolation man got out-trended by dancing hoes. Remarkable.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

7 months

Broke my rule and “argued” with a woman on twitter. Went exactly as you’d imagine.

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

Today we learned many of you are not cut out for fraternity. Brian Soufflé and I agree. You’re all fat and could lose at least ten pounds. (Baptists are still stronger)

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Ian Gehris

@IanGehris

2 months

There are dogs in the kitchen of this brewery. Dog people must be stopped.

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