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Self proclaimed pasta connoisseur.🍜🥣 Not here to please you.

15 Yemen road, Yemen
Joined July 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
I've been meaning to do a thread on some immuno boost easy steps that we can do at home,since we dont hav a vaccine yet,incase we acquire it our bodies shud b ready to fight it. Im in no way implying tht this is some sorta cure for corona, just saying it helps build immunity
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@I_nyctophile
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Wasnt a cultural reset it was a blatant copy of one of the most famous Pakistani pop songs.
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every teen in 2012 was dancing on this song. disco deewane was a cultural reset.
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Ok, Now I want a baby 🙄
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@I_nyctophile
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"Barbie ko mj say behtar koi nahe janta"
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1 year
This song bothers me so much ._.' They way theyre gawking at her like she's a piece of meat and they're dogs with their tongues out.. Item numbers are women objectification of the highest order..and whether or not ur a religious person, objectifying any human like that is wrong
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katrina kaif had EVERYONE moving
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
So I made coffee delight today, showed it to my friend and..
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@I_nyctophile
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9 months
This IS a middle to upper middle class family's house 😐 Yall weird
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Real
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Men be named waris but be stealing their sister's inheritance
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
No one: Literally no one: 90's dads posing in their honeymoon pictures in murree:
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Fawad Khan is the most beautiful man of this century. I mean Ranbir Kapoor looks nothing infront of him.
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@I_nyctophile
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6 years
Why is every single car being driven on the road a Mehran?
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6 years
I feel loved by Pekhawar. Ase besa hehe
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Everytime any video or picture resurfaces from this event, the woman grabbing JA's lap and crying gives me second hand embarrassment 😖
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Javed Akhtar literally gets his feet licked in Lahore and no one bats an eye but a restaurant owner in Peshawar having an Afghan cricketer as a guest is forced to take down the video. Aik nahien 2 Pakistan.
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@I_nyctophile
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6 years
Thankyou for mentioning all of the problems created by PMLN and PPP which IK has to fix now
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Why is the concept of a man going abroad to make more money is glorified while the wife stays back home? Husband n wife r meant to spend their lives together through thick n thin not apart frm each other I'd rather spend my life without luxuries than living apart from my man
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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@I_nyctophile
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3 years
I thought that this tweet was satire (pic1) until I saw this interaction under it (pic 2) ._.'
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1 year
They can afford to live on their own and not settle for abusive men.
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Educated and independent women are at the top divorce what could be the the reason for this?
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
1. The actual song was so dope. They ruined it 2. Eww she's dancing so bad 3. Item numbers are women objectification. Don't @ me.
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abdul rafay
4 years
tl cleanse?
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@I_nyctophile
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2 years
Do u guys remember that scandal of Malik Riaz's SIL having an affair with this actress Uzma after which Malik Riaz's daughter broke into Uzma's house and terrorized her?? and then Uzma went MIA from the industry after that??? She back with that dude again? 🤔
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1 year
Thats what Palestenians did for ur lot lmfao.They gave u shelters when Nazis were trying to k*ll u all. YOU TOOK OVER THEIR HOMES and caged them in an open air prison
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If Jews were being hunted down and you had an empty attic, #WouldYouHideMe ?
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Guis,using twt as my last resort for some leads on the matter. So my laptops screen broke.I've searched Dubai plaza,some shops in blue area some in G-11. No luck! I've been told to get a new laptop which i cant afford rn..Pls suggest me any shops/vendors that u can. Pls Retweet!
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@I_nyctophile
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1 year
Yup, this is you not speaking to women.
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1 year
Allahu Akbar
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Having a superiority complex about your own profession and assuming that nobody works as much hard in their respective fields as u do is everything that's wrong with our society.
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@I_nyctophile
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6 months
My beef with Indians loitering under my mentions is that, u can’t have a healthy discourse with them bcs they never picked up a book in their life mayn.. 0 knowledge on global affairs + they actually think Bollywood representation of Muzzies is real + 0 facts plain spite
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Any Pakistani that makes tweets related to Pakistan we get these ugly Gangu Indians coming under tweets for no reason to top it off tell them facts & they can't still stomach the truth, that's how much butthurt they are. Like f*ck off you ugly Gangu Indians, get the message?
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@I_nyctophile
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26 days
@TeslaOnDiet She pretty but she ain’t no aishwarya rai
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@I_nyctophile
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3 years
Apparently I have 2 pets now. Zoya and Zoya's catto.
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Hope it's not too late. Eid Mubarak! PS: idc how I look 🙄 and I havent used any filters either 🙄
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
U do not get to call yourself a feminist if u shit on another woman's choice of attire. You're an embarrassment to womanhood.
@GulBukhari
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Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. From right to left.
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@I_nyctophile
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7 years
I have zero respect for people who make fun of other people's physical appearance. Your degree is of no use if u lack these basic ethics
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@I_nyctophile
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3 years
Guys, people running charity organizations here, can any of them help raise money and ensure that the funds for sure reach this person directly and asap?Im sure most ppl here wud love to contribute and help for this cause.
@shafu_Uncle
Babar Azam Fan Club 🇵🇰
3 years
Somebody wanna help this diamond so you can contact given number below or go to given location for helping him. Contact: 03029310000 Location: Exact location khanjar jheel, thatta city !! Must Retweet 🙏
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
Before opening the picture I thought the post was about fried chicken and she tried to make some sort of joke😭
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4 years
Nothing brings me more joy when hurt and abused animals are rescued. This one was rescued and healed earlier this year. #YehBhiHaiKhushi
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Best karahi I've ever had..butt karahi!
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
My mom, a woman in her 50's, a house wife understands what mera jism meri marzi means without me explaining it to her..I refuse to believe all these women and men with professional degrees jobs and complete exposure of the outside world cant comprehend it right
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
Men who can cook are so attractive
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
If you weren't on Twitter at the time when it had a 140 character limit or a star instead of a heart for like..you haven't seen the elite Twitter.
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
This is Melania trump tweeting, Trump nay surf kha lia hai
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1 year
Please enable people of Gaza to use your telecommunication networks, as Israel has cut off all internet and telecommunication networks there. @telecomegypt @EtisalatEgypt @VodafoneEgypt @Orange_Egypt
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@I_nyctophile
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3 years
Why has twitter categorized a couple's nikkah video under food inspiration? 😐
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@I_nyctophile
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3 years
We r having approx 6000 covid cases a day and still using 88.8% of our Oxygen capacity. People here want to help India(33K cases a day)by sending whatever Oxygen supply we have left and let our own ppl die when that variant arrives here? Be empathetic but don't be unpragmatic.
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Continuing the trend of filter less selfies
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@I_nyctophile
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10 months
And now 1.9M Gazans are displaced. Christian bloodlines from the lineage of Jesus have been completely whiped out.
@PalLaila
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What Gaza looked like last December.
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
Like this tweet and i'll dedicate you either one of a meme, quote, gif or anything nice from my gallery.
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@I_nyctophile
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2 years
Its very easy to be patriotic when u have tons of generational wealth, a high paying job and a privileged life.
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Flag of Monaco is mac Russian red and flag of Indonesia is mac Ruby woo
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Trying to tell the difference between twins
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5 years
I'm bored so...
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Pic 1: My 3 year old niece while she's eating her food Pic 2: when someone comes near her while she's eating
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@I_nyctophile
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4 months
@ghauraghaura Tbh the comparison is always started from the male side, when women respond back yall get worked up over it 😬
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@I_nyctophile
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6 years
Guys who stay in a relationship with a girl for months/years and when the time comes they come up with the excuse that 'mere ami abu nae manain gay' are my sisters.
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Guys..I'm requesting you all to help this person out. He is on the verge of dropping out from his uni..He has financed his education himself with dignity throughout for several years. He is an orphan who has to support his lil sister's education too. The details are given belpw
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
People who don't like pasta, how sad their lives must be.
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@I_nyctophile
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6 years
Like this tweet and I'll write down one word for u
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@I_nyctophile
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2 years
Lezz go
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5 years
If Christian bale can name his son Burrito then I can name my son pasta and daughter biryani too
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@I_nyctophile
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10 months
Also murder could be accidental or in self defence....Rape could never be a mistake or in self defence.. absolutely 0 justification for it
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@I_nyctophile
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9 months
All jokes aside..they painted Punjabis so bad in this drama..showed em as uncultured backwards regressive ill mannered...but every punjabi was always laughing off at the jokes.. If this were done to some other ethnicity you'd see 🧵s upon 🧵s everywhere
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“Allah tala ne bhi atay k peray banaye do moriyan ki kaha chal vay thallay” there’s’ no one like saima chaudhry😭😭😭😭
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@I_nyctophile
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2 years
She tweeted 'Jhoota Khan' and MNS invited her to her jalsa as a guest?😭 I'm sorry but this is so damn funny. Shows the IQ of both these women.
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Iffat, come with me to Okara jalsa as my guest ♥️
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@I_nyctophile
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@dawarhbutt Middle class never had luxurious lifestyle but they always had decent comfortable living standards, they could comfortably afford basic life necessities. the concept of mid class which ur talkin abt emerged 5,6 yrs ago owing to sky rocketing inflation
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@I_nyctophile
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6 years
Like this tweet and I'll ship u with someone
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@I_nyctophile
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3 years
I am having some serious trouble controlling all the thoughts and jokes in my mind rn
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Eidi from Susraal!! 😌
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Only boomers like raw tomatoes in their burgers and sandwiches.
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@I_nyctophile
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6 months
Fav for anonymous feedback on your account
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9 months
Netanyahu called these kids children of darkness. Never forgive Never forget!
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A Palestinian child keeps selling despite the heavy rain and cold, to help his displaced family in Gaza Strip.
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@I_nyctophile
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4 years
Justice for Rashi behn 😔
@Pantherni
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4 years
Y'all hating Rashi ben should know she died while saving gopi wau.
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1 year
Indians and Pakistani are (mostly) cut from the same cloth..then howcome our humor is so lit and there's is so shit?
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"babar bhai yeh kya cheez hai bohot thandi hawa fenk raha hai"
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These kids have shown more resistance than heads of the Islamic states and some of u cheap ass adults who can’t stop stuffing their face with low tier McDonalds burger
@resist_toexist
Layan J 🇵🇸🔻
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LMAO Columbia’s students were asked to sign waivers by 2pm or else they’ll face “mass suspension” and this was their response
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How r Pakistanis affording bags frm Dior, YSL, gucci???These r bags worth 8,10 or even 12 lacs? ._.’ I understand MK or Kate spade but how r Pakis affording the brands which only the most elite ever class of the west can afford?? I’m not even judging I’m just wondering how
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Guis If you have a crush on someone it is very imp to muster up the courage to talk to them rather than being hesitant abt it. Cuz unless u talk to them there is no other way for u to realize that they have no personality and ur stupid brain just glorified their appearance.
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@I_nyctophile
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Always wanted a type writer and a Polaroid camera.
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Boycotting her movies is gonna be a piece of cake cus her acting sucks big time.
@OneTakeNews
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A trailer for ‘SNOW WHITE’ expected to release next month. The film stars @rachelzegler and @GalGadot . It was written by Greta Gerwig and directed by Marc Webb. (via )
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@I_nyctophile
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Am I the only one who's seen and eaten a chestnut for the first time?
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Khausay for lunch made by yours truly !!
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@I_nyctophile
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Guys pls do not stop amplifying the cause and continue supporting her. We cant let the elites keep getting away with their crimes on the basis of their privilege like this. #JusticeforSulaimanBabar
imBaqir's friends and family are trying to influence me through Instagram making different account one of his friends keep telling me 'Allah ki raza ke liye maaf kardein, hospital tou le kar gaya tha na' I will not spare any of you. Mark my word. #JusticeforSulaimanBabar
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@I_nyctophile
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Twitter friendships be like:
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guftugoo un se roz hoti hai muddaton saamna nahin hota ~Bashir Badr #UrduShayari
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@I_nyctophile
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Like and I will guess your Age height relationship status 🙄
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@I_nyctophile
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6 months
RIP Mashal Khan 💔 May those pigs meet a fate worse than what they inflicted on u
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@I_nyctophile
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6 months
Just based on our interactions here on twitter. what would you buy me as a gift?
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
The problem is not Islam not having enough rights. The problem is the men around the women not giving THOSE rights as proposed by Islam to them Why is it so hard for u all to understand????
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Here goes
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@I_nyctophile
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1 year
Ahh okay
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@anchan_singey
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@isktweets Use cheap and shitty make up products & ruin your skin and then cry "nazar lagi ha". Ok. The internet is full of faces much prettier than yours. Wonder why nothing happens to them, even after continuously getting shown to the whole wide world. Come out of medieval beliefs!
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I stopped reading after “shalwar was off” This beghairat insan has 0 shame saying that no rape happened even tho both the molvi and the child had their trousers off If this turd has children, may Allah protect them bcs their father won’t
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Desi Seculars have completely lost their minds. They know that no r @p ê took place but they desperately need that child to be r @p éd? Why? Anyway, it's NOT mentioned in the FIR that the accused took the child to a secluded house or that the accused was 'barhanna' (completely
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My cousin is forcing me for a hang out in the eve and I have an exam on Monday.. but the thing is I'm unable to study a word and continuously crying since mornings..should I go and refresh my mind? Or should I stay home and try my best to study? Suggest pls!
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6 years
Like this and tweet and I'll guess your relationship status.
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1 year
Look at them abusing that poor animal and then they wonder why street dogs instinctively run to bite them or bark at them. Pls teach ur kids to be empathetic to animals if u dont want street animals to harm them
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Do u ever realise Allah is all u have?
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@I_nyctophile
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5 years
Like this tweet and I'll tweet about you (won't tell which one is yours but hints will be there) Don't like if we have never talked
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4 years
Like for a hateful anon subtweet. Following only
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5 years
All of you hating on Mohsin Haider , send a lil hate to that home wrecker bitch too. She might not be equally guilty as Mohsin but she had the nerve to date a married man..fucking ***** ***** *****
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try to ensure 90 mg Vitamin C intake daily. If u cant afford their tablets then here r some fruits n veges that u can incorporate in ur daily diet. Lemons, Guavas,papayas, cauliflower turnip,Tomato, cabbage,capsicums,grapes,kiwi etc are all rich in Vit C and easily available
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@duerstoopid @sohnianika That man is literally flaunting her like some object on his ig? wth is coming soon? he wrote a wholeass post on insta mentioning her age and 'traits'? Does this not come off as objectification to ppl?
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5 years
😭
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Not saying in bad taste but...isnt she like pregnant from the last 2 years ? ._.'
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LOUIS VUITTON MEN Spring Summer 2024.
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Like this tweet for a subtweet. Following only
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Ofc shes excited,shes a kid.She prolly cant think beyond clothing jewellery and all of the glamorous aspects of shadi,Doesnt even knw abt the level of maturity, responsibility required to b a spouse U on the other hand r excited cuz a kid is much easier for u to manipulate n mold
@SaadazizWork
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@TheMuslimSaiyan She is 17 and I am 28. She is excited and I am excited. Our parents are happy. Life is good without feminists in our family.
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Ginger has been used as medicinal herbs since forever. A few raw strands of ginger once a day may hav miraculous affects on ur health and body. it helps cure nausea,pain, inflammation even improves cardiovascular health n acts as carcinogen.Can b consumed with tea/greentea too
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I m barely ever attracted to a guy physically neither do I have random crushes on people based on their looks. I'd be attracted to u If u make effort for me or u have an intriguing personality. I might praise u for ur good looks but not fall for u solely based on that.
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Turmeric has not only anti inflammatory properties but it also helps fighting bacteria viruses,relieving pain n boosting ur immunity. Dissolve a pinch of turmeric in luke warm milk and have it daily. U can also add a pinch of it to ur tea a few mins before u take it off the stove
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7 years
Like this tweet and I'll mention the first few words that come to my mind on seeing your handle
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U can work hard and still wash ur hands uno
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