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ISU Police is currently accepting applications for the positions of Lieutenant and Police Officer!
Police Lieutenant-closes Sept. 3rd:
Pay range: $85,474 to $122,196
Police Officer-closes Sept. 9th:
Pay range: $64,913 to $91,741
things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities
things that DO make you ugly
- stepping on the zodiac
Dangerously cold temperatures are being reported. Please avoid going outside this afternoon and evening unless you have a lightsaber and tauntaun on hand
*Pulls car over for traffic stop*
My brain:
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
Me: “Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do”
Without students here, we feel like Kevin when he gets left home alone. Hopefully we make it through the night with just our marbles, tar, feathers, and old gangster movies.
If you play “Bad Boys (Theme from COPS)” by Inner Circle at exactly 11:59:33 on New Year’s eve, you’ll hear “bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?” at midnight exactly. Start the new year off right.
this season we will refer to the white stuff on the ground as s***. let the innuendos begin!
(Also, please slow down. Roads and sidewalks are slippery because of this s***.)
Hey students! We’re here to help you understand some important Iowa State terminology.
GPA: gotta pass algebra
UBILL: ur broke it’s literally logical
UDCC: usually distributes cookies & cakes
MWL: mid western laugh
ISUPD: Iowa State University’s Greatest Dept.
Meet our new four-legged employee, Zosia! She's a certified therapy dog working with our Mental Health Advocate, Kinsey Phillips. You can meet her all week at Barks
@Parks
!
#woof