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♥︎ to be royally judged —❗️
first impression :
would we fuck :
rough or soft :
would i date you :
cuddles after :
would i kiss ╱ slap ╱ hug you :
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ꪶ 𝓈𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 or not … ꫂ
↳ whoever likes this would date you.
↳ whoever rts this would *̲ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 you .ᐟ
↳ whoever does both would marry
you.
if you′re brave enough 、copy 𖬺͟ paste.
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• I swear episode 5 made my parental instincts flare up ; it's really urgent that I OFFER the fullest extent of gentle support to someone immediately .
Does anyone need a paternal hug from yours truly ?
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• Actual intro time .
I'm Eldritch ( El / Eld for short ! ) I'm 21 and I am chaos personified — though beneath all that I'm fairly tame and cuddly ; if not a teensy bit crazy .
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I am an Eldritch creature .
👏🏼👏🏼
I can be a terrible tormentor ; or a fabulous teacher .
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May it be known with pride : that I have travelled far and wide for this quaint feature .
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There's a myth that suggests Lilith and I once had sex whilst giving Adam the finger .
I want to confirm that this is in-fact true and not a myth .
It was her idea .
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• If the verse had credits for the cast that scrolled past the screen ; Astro would be cast as ' The Cast ' .
Serious dedication .
I tip my hat to you .
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• Timeline rant :
It actually blows my mind how so many people are practically begging Alastor to secretly be a benevolent agent of positive influence .
No .
He's pure — toxic evil .
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• Before it causes any confusion — I should clarify something about my portrayal of Lucifer .
According to my headcanon of how Lucifer and Lilith's relationship works : they essentially bang whoever - -
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• Because HH is technically an adult oriented show sometimes I consider increasing my ante for dirtier jokes and lowering my usage of self-censorship for heightened comedy .
What do you guys think ?
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