@AlbertsStuff
Hello albert I will no longer be telling you when my birthday is and I will be expecting a complete of full on that package of a merch but if it doesn’t arrive I will be showing you suing not showing sorry I am using text to speech because I am eating clams
@AlbertsStuff
Viewer discretion is adviced. This is the last ever picture taken of this young man named Albert Aretz after going on the highway while texting. He caused a major crash resulting in the death of himself and 4 other victims after hitting a 14 wheeler that subsequently lost control
@AlbertsStuff
hey just wanted to let you know that the first thing that the ppl at admissions offices to the universities im applying to are gonna see on my visual arts portfolio is your face
@AlbertsStuff
ALBERT ITS BEEN A LITTLE OVER A MONTH OF OWNING A CAR AND I ALREADY RAN OVER A LITTLE CREATURE HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU PLEASE ANSWER I DONT WANT TO KEEP ON DRIVING IF IM GOING TO RUN OVER MORE CREATURES ALBERT
who would've known that this small innocent-looking child would end up growing up into a sick and twisted individual, and one of this country's biggest threats to homeland security?
Hey
@AlbertsStuff
, I am genuinely concerned for your mental stability. I am distressed and petrified by the mirage of your frame of mind submerging into an expanse of ire and indignation. Seek help immediately.
@AlbertsStuff
hello albert i would love to go with you on a walk i am very strong and masculine and i could protect you from bears i can fight them with my bare hands