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Screenwriter/ I’m gonna work with Beyoncé one day, just watch.

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Joined July 2009
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@IGawtTheDoorTor
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@senpaijrr Not he introduced you to his kid on the first meet up! He feelin you.
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@xxxxjmxx @brothergram That $500 may come in right when you need it tho!
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@PINKfantasyyy Who the fuck stomped on them grapes for that shit to be $11k? Better be baby Jesus himself.
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@PopBase The funny thing is, she actually used it right. We say it like that sometime.
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@JoshyBeSloshy A refund!? Baby, they better have shares in the company after this!
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@AlwaysHaveTime @AngelElliott @ReecieColbert @magomarcelo @BasedMistress_ Mans said, “wow, I hope the black woman didn’t overreact, but instead, took the time to comfort and teach the yt woman something she should already know.”
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@zillaknows My stylist his me with the death in the family card at 3am the day of my appointment. She must’ve forgotten that we were friends on Facebook tho because I saw her post asking what food to bring to a cookout later that day. Then the day she rescheduled for, she cancelled again.
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@CatieOsaurus Just think, a billionaire could literally give a million dollars to anyone that makes a good impression on them in any given day, and not put a scratch on their pockets. Yet, they don’t. If it were me, I’d be like, “You held the door for me! What’s your cashapp babe?”
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@jrad30 @ChakIsLeslie They can, they just won’t because it doesn’t benefit them. There’s no such thing as CAN’T in this situation. The way of the world was created by humans and can easily be changed. If they wanted to save these people, they’d find a way. Just like they find ways to bail out corps.
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@notpixietit I went through the drive thru at Starbucks and the person taking my order accidentally said, “MERRY CHRISTM...” They didn’t even get to finish the word. By the time I pulled up to the window to pay, there was nothing but blood splattered all over the glass.
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@sweetnovacane @onlychloexhalle That was so cringeworthy! She literally inferred, “it should’ve been me not you to get the part.” Halle was so over it 😹😹
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@notcapnamerica For some reason, the sister asking, “Do you like my hair,” amongst all the chaos is the part that sends me. 😹😹
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@NIYMUSE @Tyllaaaaaaa This was an amazing performance but the camera work was sooo sloppy. They were missing all of the key choreography.
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@xojanaa @AlwaysHaveTime @AngelElliott @ReecieColbert @magomarcelo @BasedMistress_ It’s crazy how black people, ESPECIALLY BLACK WOMEN, have to take every micro aggression with a smile and composure. Yet, our non-black peers get to talk out the side of their neck and “grow” when they mess up. Stuff they’re “learning” at 42 was ingrained in us at age 8.
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@SnakeEater_MCOC @Whotfismick Just because you had it worse doesn’t mean it’s not still true. If anything, you should be more upset than the OP.
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@LilTravi2 Idc what y’all say. He’s gorgeous.
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@TheeAnimeGuru_ That is the thing that makes me hate social media. Yes, it’s a good tool to learn and connect people/share info. But it’s also a tool that can connect the wrong people and allow them to share info.
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@schadenford Where I live, this guy literally put a whole COMMERCIAL on the radio in which he lashes out b/c his employees are quitting. He trashes the whole area for being lazy and, “not wanting to work,” then goes on to beg people to apply at his restaurant. The commercial plays often.
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@runawaylaii @24hrken New friend time.
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@NAGlNl @thenicolawl @AlfaroKobe The men in the comments trying to cover for him are so gross.
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@_christiana95 @chuuew Cut the whole arm off before it has a chance to spread. 😹😹
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@sloppypod_ @BigDipperJelly This is very self centered and inconsiderate behavior on so many levels. “It’s a safety precaution for ME…” um, what about the safety of literally everyone else in the situation? And him saying it like it’s the most normal behavior ever, says a LOT about his character.
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@nayksburner Then we start assessing our surroundings. “So, the only thing in here that I can use as a weapon is this pencil sharpener. After I mink mink his ass with that a few times, I can do a front flip off of the tv stand to get by him and make a run for the back door... .”
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@ungodlydamita Halle said, “Damn, you den made a gangsta cry. I’m embarrassed.” 😹😹
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@AwkwardGirlLA I am CRYING laughing!! Baby girl had some iconic one liners! “No receipt, no new pizza!” “Why are you recording me?” and that “oh” at the end as if she didn’t HEAR and ACKNOWLEDGE you saying you wanted cheese only. I hate to say it, but you gotta give yo own daughter one star.
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@sweetnovacane @onlychloexhalle I know they talked shit about her after they walked off. 😹😹
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@Puff_Iya It depends on how important the event is. If it’s something that requires promptness then 20 mins is a bit too late after 7. If it’s something nonchalant, like going to the club, 7:20 is around 7.
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@JustinBPerfumer It’s so accurate, I instinctively said, “Yes, ma’am,” with a lil sob/sniffle combo, after she said, “You heard what I said?”
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@caliphorniaqing I legit gasped!
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@notcapnamerica “Stop eating the pah-tay-toh chips at night!” I could watch them doing the most mundane stuff and be THOROUGHLY entertained all day.
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@ShxtSeanSaid @jdeonx Not a cult baby, a coven.
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@__sunny__das @PsychopompGecko @greatjackrocks @RobbieWhatever @gonordrike @enrondripgod Y’all, my college thought it would be a smart idea to plant those ALL OVER CAMPUS! Believe me when I tell you, every spring, campus smells like an orgy.
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@cari_mclellan @manizegos The, “Somethin about the name Jesus,” gets me everytime. Sksksk
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@k1llacourt Right! Because I’m as gay as the night is long, and even I’d be like, “Well shit, I guess I’m married now,” after THAT stare.
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@TheVelvetVoyce @GeauxGabrielle Idk why, but $7 with THREE zeros is sending me! 😹😹😹
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@NAGlNl @thenicolawl @AlfaroKobe The one saying, “don’t say that on live” is the worst.
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@DHugh @racquelll_ @RobertAdusei Double knotted with a tightness that only we know. “Who touched my shit! That loop wasn’t comin outta that hole like that!”
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@ongodfuckevin I would’ve giggled every time he said ahead of the sexual.
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@hennyonmylips That amateur can’t be serious. Nobody’s falling for that unless the goods are king-sized.
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@Puff_Iya Team bridesmaid 100%. It sounds like she expressed her concerns with the dress very early in the wedding process, so, the bride should’ve made a decision then. Just ordering the dress, not communicating that to her friend, and THEN telling her to suck it up and not be selfish is
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@kyantewilson I’d legit wake up dancing, watch a bit of the episode, then fall back asleep.
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@xoaustinsummers @DCHomos You shouldn’t give the “nice” husband a pass, b/c he’s an enabler. I’m sure the man is as sweet as molasses, but his choice in partner shows that he is also part of the problem. Although he keeps his hands clean, he refuses to check his husband’s behavior, and that’s just as bad.
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@SomaKazima It’s the fact that they IMMEDIATELY started swinging. 😹😹😹
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@___peoplesCHAMP @Asharp52 He said in his post that he’s had a rough past & that they’re gonna try to use that against him to negate his accusations. Just because he’s been in trouble doesn’t mean he’s not telling the truth. How many times do they pull up a black person’s records to make them look guilty?
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@MariahsPapi I don’t disagree with you, but you write this as if dancing is a bad thing, or second fiddle to singing. But in reality, dancing is its own talent and being able to do both is all the better.
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@ShugoFlex @knoxdotmp3 I watch their channel a lot. The blind husband loves that his husband plays tricks on him, and treats him as the normal person he is. He also pulls pranks back, and most of their vids are them pranking one another.
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@SomaKazima Soon as they heard she’s a lawyer, their WHOLE demeanor changed.
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@javeauriel Another point is that we accepted these student loans with assurance that we’d have career level positions once we graduated. That is NOT the case. Those jobs are being hoarded by the same people chastising us for the loans; all while we barely scrape by w/ entry level jobs.
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@McPopping @ToughBamboo @its_dryx @FroBunni He figured it out when he looked at her ID. He asked what agency is she with because he knew she held a position of power. But she put him in check by saying she’s the state attorney, like I’m not with an agency... I AM the agency!
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@CMP_4 @spamira @KingBlackCinema That wig was crunchy as hell!
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@QueenCoco_2U @toniiG300 @WinterTimeCoold @sodgix It was just tryna get to yo ear so it could whisper, “He had another girl over here last night.”
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@sibrizzy @LivinLaVidaYoda They knew what they were doing. They said, “Aht Aht... tune in to see the full slayage!”
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@Trollandier Didn’t Mark Zu… *gunshot*
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@sometimeshomo So, all of our nieces/nephews do this to us? That’s crazy. Now I know why these new generations love gays, we’re their sugar uncles/aunts!
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@mehrettt And they have fools thinking it’s a good thing to be “grindin” and “hustlin” their lives away. Ain’t no way I’m about to work three jobs just to still be living pay check to pay check.
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@gabrielhaynes The thing that pisses me off is the gaslighting. We KNOW that many supremacy groups exist within law enforcement. It’s a KNOWN fact. Yet, whenever something like this happens and the cop is suspected of being a supremacist, it’s suddenly absurd, “woke,” conspiracy.
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@khxnyis @youdoingtoomuch Right. His cards were STACKED!
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@SomaKazima Now, tell Hazel if I pass out and she makes me take my own blood pressure… im gon expect a discount on that bill!
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@chancematoskah @ravensymone Ugh, this was peak Disney. Peak society really.
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@Felonious_munk The person in charge of blessing the food at the family gatherings.
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@CoreyHollandd The last woman coming thru looking like Storm! She better make her entrance last cuz she ATE!!! The cherry on TOP! Yasss Queen!!
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@Im_InfiniDee @SheWantsTheVic Cuz, she ate that hoe.
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@LoJiiNas @GenieSolos @Sel_xc Plus they get to work from home. The stability from that most likely outweighs finding a higher paying job and having to find child care.
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@carrotthecake @xannymonsta @niccoyat Cuz baby, who finna reach behind that big bitch and plug in the red, yellow, and white?
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@sirForest148 @jiggyjayy2 Don’t even do that. Run straight into a wall and see if you go through it. That’s the least dangerous way. I’d say try and see if you’re invisible, but negros is petty and will pretend they don’t see you. 😹
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@VuittonDahar @MsJamilaAisha Step 1: Call them broke indirectly.
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@NetworkChin @NaturalBodyInc @BornAKang I remember the song the kids used to sing, 🎶🎶 Kniferson, kniferson Beware of Stringy Kniferson If ever there’s random rope or string You’re about to lose your liferson. 🎵🎵 Still gives me chills to this day…
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@_WhatsGoodG Just creating and raising (or not) broken humans into a messed up society.
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@TamBro7 She looked so good. Who did the body?
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@wickdchiq @deeporter_white @notcapnamerica I’m glad someone else noticed. The whole operation rigged!
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@fucknewmercedes @commiemilkhotel @gimmeMMAplz @NiceGuYs_Adam @FalafelmyWaffle @TwitchRustyXBL @Ldiddles3 @preachy_spice These mofo act like when he’s asked, “What’s your secret to success?” He’ll answer, “Not buying expensive cabinetry.”
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@shaTIRED This says SO MUCH about her character and the type of person she is. People saying it’s not that deep… yes it is, because that specific action tells EVERYONE that sees this video, the type of person she is.
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@KingBobbyDeal @theblackdetour Our history makes me literally love and respect any black person that I come across. We share an unshakable bond even if we’re strangers. It makes me sad when we harm each other over nonsense.
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@Creat1ve Friend, let me put you on to the Japanese Beyoncé. I’ve been rocking with her since 2006. Her name is Koda Kumi. Some songs you can try are: Okay (rnb), V.I.P (pop, she even has a version with T-pain), my FAVE is Anata Ga Shiete Kureta Koto, and for a video that she eats, JUICY
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@fcbniine @CatieOsaurus And to think, 1k would be like a penny to them.
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@JadedAries_ @icanbemoore @SailorOkoye Or when you only have a short lil minute for a nap.
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@opeyemiwrites I’m sorry, but Lauren could NEVER deliver those mirror scenes like Ms.Issa Rae herself. No tea no shade.
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@_dxndi Don’t forget about Halle tho. She’s more reserved, but niece was gettin down too!
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@lefft @__sunny__das @PsychopompGecko @greatjackrocks @RobbieWhatever @gonordrike @enrondripgod Nah, university of Missouri. I guess colleges use em to lure in horny freshmen. 😹😹
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@skubaevee I’m proud of you!! I’m gonna cashapp you $20.
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@relsquared Don’t hate me y’all, but I found that stuff is terrible for your carpet and actually makes it smell worse in the long run. The vacuum doesn’t pick it all up and it eventually turns into dirt that makes your room smell worse.
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