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The fact that you left Christianity does not mean you understand Christianity. Some of y'all grew up in the great value Walmart version of a christian tradition and now think you're experts on it

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Don't ban slavery! People will just buy and own slaves illegally! let the reader understand

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heaven is actually a monarchy but ok

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"The Scriptures are perfect" -Irenaeus "Nothing unjust or counterfeit in them" -1 Clement No scripture contradicts another- Justin Martyr "Of these alone do I most firmly believe that their authors were completely free from error"-Augustine

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There is not a single church father that teaches inerrancy. I would encourage you to look up the definition of “anachronism”

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We really dragging him right now and I'm all for it

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@KevOnStage It goes all the way back to the BET cypher in like 2013.

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just because purity culture can be toxic doesn't mean sexual immorality is ok

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If you genuinely think "Jesus wasn't white" is a gotcha to Christians I'm sorry but we're not the ones who are clueless in this situation

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When I say racism is bad people ask if I'm woke like no I'm Christian what

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I am once again asking people to stop trying to claim the Bible says polygamy is ok

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Suicide is not an unforgivable sin, and anyone who says so should never talk again

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"oh my gosh did you know ancient Jews were polytheists who worshipped Asherah as the wife of God?" Yes, that's why the prophets were on their case all the time 💀

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@schoenbe7 @timjacobwise this is a real tweet. this is actually a real tweet

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The weird trend of christians hating on apologetics and saying it's useless is so bizarre. You have people deconverting from your churches because of meme tier arguments they saw on tik tok and you think apologetics is not important? Couldn't be me

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girls be like "we are the granddaughters of the witches you didn't burn" meanwhile their grandma is Catholic lol

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1 year

With the passing of Tim Keller I want to remind you that ALL his sermons he ever preached are now completely free on and you should literally start watching/listening to them now, homie could preach!

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You're a Christian because God saved you, not because you're smarter than non-believers 🤷‍♂️

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CHRISTIAN TWITTER CHRIST IS RISEN CAN I GET AN AMEN

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3 years

dudes really be telling their tenth girl in 8 months that she's their world. My guy are you building a solar system?

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So i met Green Goblin today

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John Chrysostom saving marriages since the fifth century

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I'm not a very good Christian but I have a very good Christ

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All i see is James White fighting Keller for no reason 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Jesus name is Immanuel, meaning "God with Us". Also Jesus claims to be God twice, John 8:58 and John 10:30. You don't try to stone somebody for blasphemy if they are not blaspheming.

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Jesus doesn’t claim to be God in the New Testament, he claims to be the authorized bearer of God’s name.

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"Paul invented Christianity" has got to be one of the worst memes I've ever seen on the internet. Yes, that's what it is - a meme

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3 years

The whole "Christianity is the white man's religion" narrative is the goofiest nonsense I ever engage. Like, if you're ignorant about church history just say that!

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2 years

anybody ever told him that Muslims don't drink?

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2 years

I’ve decided to fly to the failed state of California, walk into twitter HQ and tell @elonmusk he’s a legend. On my way.

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Kinism is heretical. It denies the truth that we are fundamentally a new humanity in Christ. In prioritizes natural relations over the mystical union we have as members of the body and claims they are more fundamental, thus denying the mystery of the gospel in Paul's writings

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2 years

What Christian thinker should Joe Rogan interview?

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Somedays i love Christian Twitter 😂

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If you do not believe Jesus is God you are not a Christian.

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1 year

The Bible is way too interesting, complex, and narratively structured for preachers to be using it as a stepping stone to giving a motivational speech.

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1 year

What Christianity opinion would have you like this?

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@eec_009 @BrandonDavisBD This is a criminal tweet

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Breaking News: 75% of Ortho and Trad Cath twitter has mysteriously vanished

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2 months

If you don't attend church in real life, you're not allowed to talk about theology online

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Hey Christian Twitter, ADHD is a very real thing, the meds genuinely do help, and pretending my struggle is somehow sinful just makes you look foolish.

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2 years

There is a culture surrounding popular level Calvinism that turns men into insufferable and self righteous people. No hate to my Calvinist brothers and sisters but you guys have to address this in your culture. It seems to attract know it all men.

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2 years

one day y'all will realize God blessed 21st century Christianity with Tim Keller.

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you know what a coward is? a coward is a Christian going out of their way to tone police Christians who are mad that Jesus is being disrespected

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10 months

The Trinity is essential to Christianity. No Trinity, No Christianity.

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9 months

PLEASE pray for Prague. We had a shooting. 11 people dead. Happened in the center. Guys you don't understand this NEVER happens here. The shooter took his own life. Happened at our major university Lord, have mercy 😭😭😭

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2 years

Many christians have a shallow faith because they'd rather talk about marriage and relationships than about theology, but y'all not ready for that conversation

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Believing you need to be Young Earth Creationist to be a Christian is wack and y'all will not convince me otherwise. Hold it if you want, no hatred your way! Just saying.

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1 year

Trigger warning: Every single adult involved should be arrested. Every single one.

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'Being naked is not a bad thing at all.' Normalising all bodies, a groundbreaking new series, Naked Education starts Tuesday at 8pm. Stream free on All 4. @AnnaRichardso @dralexgoerge1 @yinkabokinni

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Jesus being crucified instead of Barabbas is like the clearest biblical depiction of penal substitution. The righteous one goes in place of the criminal and receives punishment that the unrighteous deserved, and the unrighteous gets the freedom the righteous deserved.

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3 years

Nigerian here: Take Me Home, Country Roads is a top 10 song of all time, end of discussion.

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2 years

There are multiple prosperity gospels. "If you're a faithful Christian you'll be married by 30" "if you're a faithful Christian your kids are guaranteed to be believers" "if you're a faithful you'll have lots of kids" "if you're faithful you'll not have ADHD"

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If my baptism is about my faithfulness I have every reason to doubt it. If it's about Christ's I have every reason to trust it.

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these dudes really be putting the Arian in Complementarian lol

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Advent? Yeah, Advent. Ya hear that, demons? We celebrating the fact that Jesus came to earth and kicked ya ass

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2 years

Please pray for me. Been rough recently and has gotten worse.

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3 years

How I dressed to my college graduation 20 days ago.

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Jo, I am literally Nigerian 🤦🏾‍♂️

Jo Luehmann

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3 years

So this was fun 😬🥴😱🤣. I stand by what I said even though I made all the white Christians super angry 😘❤️ <whispers> read more books about the history of colonialism and Christianity. Please! Muting the thread now because my mentions are a disaster.

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1 year

People need to recognize Holy Saturday is the Lord Jesus ransacking hell

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You are not a Christian if you do not affirm the nicene creed. You can theoretically hold several views on baptism for forgiveness of sins, but if you deny that baptism forgives sins in anyway, you're heterodox. Stop reinventing Christianity nobody wants your walmart version

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2 years

The law/gospel distinction fixes so much bad evangelical theology it's actually crazy

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Christianity cannot be the "white man's religion" if Jesus was middle eastern, the average christian today is a black woman, and the global south is where it's seeing the most growth. Y'all are just goofy

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the fact that cessationists positions are more common in regions where christianity is dying and continuationism is more common in regions where it is rapidly growing is not a coincidence

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If someone like Jemar Tisby said it's "relatively sinful" for black people to marry white people you all would have lost your minds. But because it was the other way around suddenly we had to nuance it.

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The trinity is an essential christian belief.

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There's this prevailing belief that Andrew Tate was "necessary" to bring back masculinity and such. It's a kind of a culture war idea. The reality is that anything good he has said has been said by better men with better character. He was never necessary.

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3 years

Orthobros arguing with folks and claiming that Jesus never smiled is the current peak of the weirdness of summer 2021 Twitter

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2 years

A healthy way to deconstruct some bad Christian beliefs is to read theologians outside your tradition and learn about church history and the development of theology. A bad way is to repeat the nonsense you heard someone say on Tik Tok

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1 year

Heaven is not our home, actually

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1 year

What's a church opinion that will get you like this?

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BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

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Cleansing your timeline one smile at a time

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"Old Testament was law, New Testament is Grace" is just Marcionism, fyi

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God will judge a church that tolerates sexual abuse.

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Christians: worst dating advice you've ever gotten?

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I really need God to come through for me right now

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Christianity isn't about a personal relationship with God actually

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I don't know about you, but I'm pretty convinced the apostles didn't die so 2000 years later women would shake their booty on a church stage during Resurrection Sunday. Maybe that's just me.

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Naming my daughter Jael so she can impale godless men through the forehead

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Nobody in the first millennium was a credobaptist or congregationalist Moving on

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Ignoring Africa and Asia in discussions about the state of Christianity today is cringe. You're making statements about "the church" and it's only concerning the United States 🤣

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after the state of theology report we need a new campaign: Make Evangelicals Christian Again

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Assurance of salvation is a big reason I'm protestant

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Ain't no way she just talked about having a fatty on the stage on resurrection sunday. ain't no way. This is a joke. This is a circus bro

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Transformation Church's Easter show was something else. From Kesha covers songs to women talking about their butts to some lady getting crucified, it's a mood.

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If you deny that baptism saves (1 Peter 3:21), forgives sin (Acts 2:38), washes away sin (Acts 22:16), unites to Christ (Romans 6:3-5) then by definition your opinion on who should be baptized is irrelevant

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One thing I've learned from hanging with my Muslim friends is it bothers them a lot that they see christians not taking their faith very serious. If we claim to believe in God, why don't we live that way?

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"I reject the creeds but I'm reformed" has got to be the most bizarre thing 😂

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the bible literally talks about women praying and prophesying in the church. not very sola scriptura, rook

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Any church that has a woman read Scripture or pray during the service is disobedient to God.

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Non-sacramental Christianity is just so much shallower, less enchanting, less substantial, and boring. Oh and it's not true as well

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If submission to the Roman pontiff was necessary for salvation the Bible would have said so. Simple as

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two kinds of people i cannot stand: protestants who comment on catholicism who know jack squat about theology or church history, and catholics who treat protestantism like everybody is in a rock concert dance service. both of y'all suck

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It will never cease to amaze me how we could lambast men relentlessly on christian twitter and no one would react but you could make a very mild point that you know, any woman who has unrealistic standards should probably chill and they think you hate them bro

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1 year

What's more important, food or eating.

Faith Alone Saves ✟

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What's more important? A. Church B. Bible

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y'all remember when Bethel folks cast out the demon of racism with a Gandalf staff or was that a fever dream

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"that wasn't God's presence that was just your brain reacting to the chord progression" is gnosticism actually

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@Acomicfan52 @gothicdimension @DiscussingFilm Making Batgirl black is absolutely dumb. It's literally not who the character is. It's CHEAP and actually lowkey racist because studios won't do superhero films about actual black superheroes but will just recast white ones cause they don't believe a black IP can sell tickets.

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When Jesus commands us to not be anxious he's saying we should not deliberately choose to not trust him and look to other means as our savior. He's not saying you're going to hell for an anxiety disorder. "Fear not" is an invitation to comfort, not a threat.

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bro this is so bad

Zach W. Lambert

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People denouncing “cancelling church” on Christmas have a fundamental misunderstanding of what church is. Church is a group of people committed to loving and following Jesus. Not gathering in a building one Sunday doesn’t lessen that. In fact, sometimes it enhances it. 🧵 1/7

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the idea you can live a Christian life without the church gotta be the biggest scam ever cause dawg being a believer is absolutely ROUGH out here. trials, pestilence, sin issues, all sorts of madness. need God's people man.

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Folk will literally praise and defend the legacy of theologians who upheld the enslavement of my people BUT will mock Tim Keller on the day of his death because of some of his political views. Let that sink in.

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I love how people are acting like this is the first time christians have ever done a charitable act

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The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048. Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all.

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Oneness Pentecostalism isn't Christian just fyi. Jesus is not the Father dawg

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Yesterday I thought I'd heard all the stupid things. Then today someone asked me "was Jesus saved when he was baptized?" and that is now officially at the top of the list

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