Aman @Humourlessly Twitter profile

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Aman

@Humourlessly

2 years

Sanjay Dutt was the andrew tate before andrew tate was even born

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Aman

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1 year

Ranbir Kapoor taking kids to watch Adipurush

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#Xclusiv … RANBIR KAPOOR TO BOOK 10,000 TICKETS OF ‘ADIPURUSH’ FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN… OFFICIAL POSTER… #RanbirKapoor #Adipurush #Prabhas #KritiSanon #SaifAliKhan #SunnySingh #DevdattaNage

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3 years

Neeraj Chopra "throws stick" His dog :

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@Humourlessly

10 months

Man sacrificed himself for the glorious purpose #INDvsNZ

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@Humourlessly

2 years

Was listening to this song and look what I found 😭😭😂

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@Humourlessly

2 years

Yuvraj who played WC with cancer watching Bumrah and Jadeja :

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@Humourlessly

2 months

Sanjana bhabhi hatiye…

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Woke up at 1 PM and dad said "Acha hua desh 1947 mein azaad hogaya tha, warna tumlogo se nai hota kuch"

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@Humourlessly

2 years

The only lawyer that can save Amber Heard

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@Humourlessly

2 years

jisne bhi iska invention kiya hai dil se shukriya

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@Humourlessly

4 years

This iconic scene 😂😂

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@Humourlessly

1 year

Bilkul

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@Humourlessly

2 years

Venkatesh Prasad will personally visit the stadium in 3rd test to do this with KL Rahul

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Best noise cancellation device ever to exist.

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3 years

Barber : Aur chhote karne hai? Me : Bhaiya jaisa apko thik lage hehe Me on social media : Don't let people decide what's good for you.

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@Humourlessly

4 years

Normal day : Trolling people for fun. Passing comments, personal attacks. Today : Guys please take care of your mental health.

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@Humourlessly

4 years

Dear students, Don't feel bad or embarrassed because of your marks, It's just a phase. I scored pretty bad numbers in 12th but look at me now I'm 25 and I'm scrolling twitter in Monday afternoon because i have no job. Good luck for your future. #cbseresults2020

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Aman

@Humourlessly

23 days

THE GOAT SAW THIS MEME 😂👑

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Neeraj Chopra "throws stick" His dog :

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@Humourlessly

3 months

Sonia Gandhi watching news

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Aman

@Humourlessly

2 years

Virat fans ke masley alag hai

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@Humourlessly

2 years

mood going through LinkedIn

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@Humourlessly

4 years

*NCB at Anupam Kher's house* NCB : Ganja kaha hai? Kirron Kher : Wo to bahar ghumne gaye hai.

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2 years

me when a mail starts with ‘as discussed earlier’

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@Humourlessly

4 years

'Among us' for 90s kid

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Bohot paise hone ke baad jo akelapan mahsus hota hai na, woh akelapan chahiye.

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@Humourlessly

4 years

When you're thinking of banning PUBG mobile but then you realise what if they start asking for jobs.

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@Humourlessly

7 months

Congratulations Virat Kohli ❤️

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@Humourlessly

4 years

Me adjusting table fan

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4 years

Meri family WhatsApp group mein Sushant ka case solve ho chuka hai.

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@Humourlessly

3 months

Wtf is happening 😭😭

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@Humourlessly

3 years

A 10yo asked me "Apke kitne dost hai?" and I said 2 and toh kehta hai "Sirf 2????" who's gonna tell him

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@Humourlessly

2 years

Ravi Shastri on TL today

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Dinosaurs ka sahi tha, mast khaya piya araam kiya aur gayab hogaye.

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@Humourlessly

2 months

Aaj aap bhi mat baithna Anushka bhabhi

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Financially I'm at this stage

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@Humourlessly

3 years

So apt Spotify 👍👍

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@Humourlessly

1 year

Small role but huge impact

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@Humourlessly

4 years

Me "playing pubg" : Bhai tu RedZone mein hai bahar mat aaiyo Dad : Shabash beta aise hi awareness failao Me :

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@Humourlessly

5 years

Condition of BJP IT cell members right now :

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2 years

Everytime 😭😭😭

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@Humourlessly

5 years

Listening songs on Spotify - Enjoin the song Ad : Kya aap pareshan hai ad se? toh lijiye subscription Me : I'm a 90s kid, mai adhe ghante ke ad sehta tha 5 gaane sunne ko TV pe.

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@Humourlessly

1 year

Ground staff : Sir please thoda side hojao hume ground sukhana hai Mahi :

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@Humourlessly

1 year

in the last scene Einstein told Oppenheimer that “jo paani se nahayega woh libaaz badlega, jo paseene se nahayega woh itihaas badlega’

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@Humourlessly

2 years

Ganja Ranveer Singh ko fookta hai

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@Humourlessly

2 years

The real competition

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@Humourlessly

7 months

Credit leliya hoga pant ki recovery ka

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What Dhoni saying to Pant's mom that Rishabh Pant started crying?

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@Humourlessly

4 years

Doctor : Kya problem hai? Kartik Aryan : Problem? Doctor : Sorry bhai please sorry

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@Humourlessly

5 years

Me "Before watching a series" :- - Bhai pakka na? Bore to nahi hounga na? - Searches IMDB reviews and ratting - Bhai sure na? Dekhu? - Puts "Yes or NO" story on Instagram about that show. Me "Before taking any life decision" - Dekhlenge jo hoga

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@Humourlessly

6 years

Stuart Binny is that player jo hum bachpan mai Gully cricket mai "Isko Out mat karna, ball khila isko" kehte the 😂😭 #KKRvRR

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@Humourlessly

1 year

A big shoutout to Mufa and Johns for updating us throughout the day 🫶

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@Humourlessly

5 years

"Delhi" guy 1 : Bhai sutta marne chalte hai? guy 2 : Opens window Guy 1 : Maza agaya

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@Humourlessly

4 years

Doctor : Amitabh ji pe nazar rakho ache se. Nurses "start watching AajTak"

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@Humourlessly

7 years

*PSL* *Batsman hits a long Six Umpire - OUT! Batsman - Wtf kyu? Umpire - Itni dur kyu mara? Ball tera baap leke ayega wapas?

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@Humourlessly

2 years

Shaadi karo toh aise karo jahan dulha waiter lage! Wtf is this hasi mazak wali shadi

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@Humourlessly

4 years

every ludo game

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Internet : There are 7 other people in the world, who look exactly like you Me : Bichaare

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@Humourlessly

2 years

according to sources Rishabh Pant is currently writing a diss track named "fake it easy urvashi"

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2 years

Don't let Ranveer Singh distract you, this is how ideal male body looks like.

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7 years

When you come back alive after watching #Padmaavat -

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2 years

Yahan rakhta hu tumhare world's best batsman ko..

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2 years

Me right after Kohli scored his 71st

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4 years

Top rated game in Kashmir

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@Humourlessly

6 years

Policeman - Tumhare samne ek Ladki ko chor loot rahe the Me - Haan Policeman - Toh Roka kyu nahi? Me - Uska Whatsapp status hai "If I'm in trouble, i know how to deal with it. You betta stfu" Policeman - Sahi kiya.

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4 years

Hum bole toh bole kya 😹😹

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@Humourlessly

5 years

Hello? Mai Traffic Police bol raha hu aman apka beta hai? Dad - nahi ji, THA *cuts the call*

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@Humourlessly

3 years

Patiala House mai maine insey better bowling kari thi

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1 year

Millie Bobby Brown

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6 years

He was there ❤😍 #Race3Trailer

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2 years

Summary

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1 year

1000 RS note got the last laugh 😆

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Guy from bluetooth era ❤️ will miss you and your voice KK...

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@Humourlessly

5 years

If you hate someone based on their religion, skin, caste and their language then you are the cancer to this society.

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2 years

Gf : Pin me down baby Bengali bf : Sure

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4 years

*Online interview* Interviewer : How badly do you want this job? Mom "shouting in background" : Idhaar ake sabzi kaat Me : Very badly sir

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@Humourlessly

1 year

Bereketeab

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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4 years

Me : Room chahiye tha Landlord : Gf hai? Me : Nahi. Landlord : Late night party? Me : No, not a party person. Landlord : Beta ashram uss taraf hai

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2 years

😭😭

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@Humourlessly

6 years

Summary of the match 😂🙌 #INDvBAN

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@Humourlessly

2 years

when minor inconvenience happens

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4 years

#AUSvIND Bumrah Bumrah under Kohli's under Rohit's captaincy captaincy

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@Humourlessly

5 years

Arnub was on flight mode Warna pakka jawab deta

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Funniest scene ever 😭😭

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2 years

Indians rn

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1 year

who did this? 😭

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3 years

Come out bro, it's me God. You cannot make life decisions saying "Sab bhagwan ke hath mein hai"

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4 years

'mera chain vain sab ujda' Zaalim :

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Common man trying to understand #BudgetSession2020

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7 years

#BlockNarendraModi is like Blocking your Crush, both of them don't even know that you do exits

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@Humourlessly

6 years

Traffic police - Roko roko. Girl - Kya hua police bhaiya? Maine to Helmet bhi pehna hua hai. Traffic police - Wahi to, aap car mai baithi hai alcohol test karna hai.

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6 years

Commentators - -Kohli must be happy seeing Dhoni back into his form -Kohli must be happy seeing Bhuvneshwar bowling like this Kohli - Haa bc yaha to khush hone aya hu, IPL jeetne nahi #SRHvRCB

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@Humourlessly

2 years

Alia these days

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5 years

Twitter (First 6 months) - Follower matters. Twitter (After 1 year) - Retweet matters. Twitter (After 2 year) - Nothing matters.

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2 years

Financially I'm here

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3 years

One of my closest friend is Covid positive and when I asked him "Kaisa feel kar raha hai?" he replied "Phone rakh PUBG khel raha hu" 😭

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4 years

RW and LW People under Kangana's tweet :

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6 years

Hey @Bhuvan_Bam Your recent video "Angry Masterji part 11" was insane and that's when you proved that you can make people laugh without using "Gaalis" Appreciate your work ❤ Love you brother 😘❤

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@Humourlessly

10 months

this is how Dilip sir will announce ‘the fielder of the match’ tomorrow

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3 years

Guests entering Katrina and Vicky Kaushal's wedding

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Saw Brahmāstra and brahmand ki gand lagi hui hai but inka romance hi khatam nai hora. Ek bande ki jaan jaane wali hai aur inko "Kesariya tera" pe nachna hai. Dialogue writer ke hath kaat dene chahiye aur director ki gand sutai honi chahiye Srk ka role itna kamm rakhne ke liye

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