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Extraterrestrial Always Sunny In Philly situation type deal

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Joined September 2020
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1 year
I want to be in the woods furiously masturbating. Above my head circles a remote controlled drone. Edward Norton is over 500 miles away, also furiously masterbating. As we both simultaneously climax, he launches a hell-fire missile, instantly incinerating the both of us.
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1 year
just took this picture
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1 year
It’s only been like 1 hour… The submarine chose the wrong generation
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1 year
@MAMANGZAYN just outside my house!
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1 year
@unsalted_legoz i think we just have rlly similar styles ❤️
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1 year
@Speaknowblonde i’ll allow it…
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8 months
[snail joining film twitter] yeah saltburn is terrible!
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11 months
RIP Tyler Durden you would've absolutely loved the unicorn 2014 Starbucks frappe
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1 year
@Gh0ulzrule i hated this movie so much, like those scenes at the end were so unnecessary long….
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1 year
@dunnwithlyfe because i took a gorgeous picture!
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9 months
he/him lesbian Tyler Durden moodboard
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1 year
once men actors reach a certain age, their craniums swell to epically huge proportions, similar to a bowling ball.. Here's are prime examples of this bobble head PHENOMENON.
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1 year
I keeping seeing thru the quote tweets ppl asking why I even went searching for this… i saw this post on tiktok and was curious to see if ppl actually did it
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8 months
merry christmas everybody
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1 year
@reveulations it’s actually so fucking weird
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1 year
hit tweet! follow me for more wonderful content😇
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1 year
@BiruLeah do you like??? just took it rlly quick lol
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11 months
consumerism is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
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9 months
my two weed smoking girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed.
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10 months
#FIGHTCLUB Call me maybe!😊
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11 months
Reminiscing my Edward Norton weed moodboard 💭
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4 months
‘Fight Club’ writer and director David Fincher confirms Tyler Durden is Bisexual. "He's Bisexual and stuff."
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11 months
i never realised he was wearing a whipped cream launching bra in this scene
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1 year
@rgosqueen i’m a well known photographer
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1 year
Tyler Durden is so kind; a thread
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10 months
Fight club members have to sleep in one extralong bed where all the boys are tucked in and lined up like sardines wearing identical sleeping caps and pyjamas
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1 year
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed
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1 year
let’s take ibuprofen together
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11 months
@AFT3RSVN the narrator fight club
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10 months
she looks like a suicide hotline operator that would tell me to kill myself since she's trying to file her nails and i'm interrupting
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10 months
me shouting “UNO!!!” with 35 cards up my arse
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10 months
White girl Wednesday. Everyday is white girl Wednesday when I think of him. My porcelain princess. My milk of magnesia.
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11 months
this motherfucker seriously thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips
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11 months
utterly soulless shrine I made after fucking a prostitute. my life feels empty
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8 months
His ass looks like he excitedly waits for a cigarette restock at a local gas station
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10 months
he’s like an autistic mime who doesn’t wear face paint for texture issues to me
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10 months
get. away. from. oomf.
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10 months
just three apples tall
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1 year
⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠾⠛⠶⣄⢀⣠⣤⠴⢦⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡿⠉⠉⠉⠛⠶⠶⠖⠒⠒⣾⠋⠀⢀⣀⣙⣯⡁⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⢯⣼⠋⠉⠙⢶⠞⠛⠻⣆ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣦⣤⡤⢿⡀⠀⢀⣼⣷⠀⠀⣽ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⢏⡉⠁⣠⡾
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11 months
the narrator dying in a glue trap
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11 months
sometimes i fantasise about beating them up with a wooden spoon
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1 year
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10 months
white boy SHOCKS nonbinary barista by ordering in fluent LGBT
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11 months
I say, let the chips fall where they may
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11 months
the face of a man who has it all
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10 months
If Tyler Durden and The narrator split up, who getting the caramel Gucci loafers?
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1 year
@5PIDERPUNK i saw somebody else find an oceangate fanfic😭
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11 months
Forcibly removed from the frat house for receiving visions and dispensing prophecies
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10 months
covered in blood all alone, beautiful?
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10 months
he's deeply thinking about the systematic oppression women face in the workforce after a prostate exam scare
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6 months
░M░Y░ ░G░A░Y░ ░F░I░G░H░T░ ░C░L░U░B░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
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10 months
imagine I turn into that person on tiktok with 1,000 copies of Titanic on VHS but with fight club
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11 months
vagina bones sharp enough to kill a man
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11 months
here comes the tickle monster🤗
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9 months
because fight club killed my grandma OKAY
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1 year
🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸🌸🌸 🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸🌸🌸 🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸
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11 months
he definitely wears thongs that floss his buttcrack
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10 months
in another life, I would have really liked just being circle oomfs forever with you…
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9 months
how can Tyler Durden's diseased ass afford Gucci loafers like I know those three jobs aren't paying the grimy bitch enough
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10 months
I wanna crack his legs open like he's a crab and suck out his bone marrow so desperately
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9 months
this is what i would do to edward norton
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1 year
what finding a new hyperfixation feels like
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10 months
Homosexual Mom Queen Suburban Working Class Hates Capitalism
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9 months
hey diva! we’re calling you down into the slaytion for the transvestigation led by detective fierce. now we’re gonna ask you some queerstions… are you ready sis?
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11 months
when i say i got that dog in me
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10 months
If there was a massive flood about to sweep the nation, l'd only let him on my Ark
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6 months
what do you even say to your costar after shooting a scene like this
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A live-action remake of ‘TANGLED’ is reportedly in the works at Disney. (via @TheDisInsider | )
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1 year
ladies ladies one at a time
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1 year
he/him in bio
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10 months
yeah that’s my wife. and she don’t gaf that her pussy is untamed!
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9 months
the narrator in her crazy ex girlfriend era is something so special to me
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a face that could move mountains, sail thousands of ships, end wars, resurrect the dead…
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parasocial relationships with them except it’s full of hate and i hate them
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11 months
her greasy and stringy hair makes me feel calm because it reminds me of string cheese
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7 months
Doing this with my wife after I finally beat a hard angry birds level
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10 months
I'd help him check his breasts for cancer
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I know she be running a Depop handmade earring business like it’s the navy
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11 months
he’s like those long inflatable noodles outside a car wash
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At Burger King, with my Burger Queen. Can I get a large fry? She’s vegan please so don’t put no cheese, with some honey mustard on the side.
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He isnt smiling because women didn't have any rights in the 1800s
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11 months
i want to dunk his head in a bucket full of hot soapy water and use him to mop a school gymnasium floor
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8 months
When Edward & Brad got dressed in their fight club outfits together do you think they ever looked at each other and went “Aren’t we a couple of dapper dans!”
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9 months
bitch wife that talks shit about me behind my back
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1 year
Happy Birthday, Edward Norton! Don’t ever decrease the surplus population💗
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10 months
Anyone else feel like Edward Norton looked younger a few years ago?
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7 months
He throws punches like one of those inflatable things outside of car dealerships
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1 year
when you’re a fight club fan you don’t have delusions you have prophetic visions
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10 months
royalist pig you will be a decorative rug when the revolution comes
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9 months
if only I could turn into grime and rest upon his virgin Mary complexion
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1 year
#BARBIE made this so very quickly
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