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Freddy Newandyke

@HorseMouth12

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I just like making jokes, even if they aren’t funny. I just say what most people are thinking. Portland dirt bag. Trash.

Joined January 2012
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Freddy Newandyke
8 years
The power of the va jay jay can make a man's mind sway sway
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5 years
@MrAndyNgo Legalize ranch
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2 years
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2 years
@jay41230105 @Missus_Massacre @billy_turner @JoeBiden But it’s okay for Clinton, Pelosi, the entirety of CNN, and literally everyone on the left to say the 2016 election was illegitimate? If the left can deny 2016, it’s perfectly okay for the right to deny 2020. You can’t eat your cake and have it too…
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4 years
@HotepJesus ”We live” @UncleHotep “What’s good people.” If you haven’t been listening to “Hoteps been told you”, then you are truly missing out. I’m white as fuck and I enjoy the stories and insight of a different culture. They either have me critically thinking (1 of 2)
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4 years
@barstoolsports Who... And I can’t stress this last part enough... The. Fuck. Cares.
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5 years
In breaking news, half of Florida was found dead this morning from alcohol poisoning from waiting for hurricane Dorian to make a move.
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5 years
“When you got goals, everybody want to be a goalie.” - @HotepJesus Love his podcast. I like when people have the balls to speak the truth.
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5 years
@RubinReport @CNNPolitics you guys always just seem to be at the wrong places at the wrong time. Next time something like this happens you’ll be there right? Right....
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5 years
This guy at work came in with hickeys all over his neck so I said, “softball practice must of been crazy last night with all those welts.” He goes “nah man, these are hickeys.” So I said, “odd that a bunch of dudes are giving each other hickeys during softball practice.”
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8 years
How do you tell someone that you've known for a decade that you have been madly in love with them since the first day you saw them?
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6 years
@realDailyWire @MaxSherman4 or simply signaling for a 3 pointer 🙄
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5 years
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12 years
Just thought I would share this and make everyone's day better http://t.co/wviC3ZiV
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10 years
I hit that bitch Anna Anderson with a bouncy ball today at the parade.
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4 years
Or laughing hysterically. I’m always looking forward to hotep Thursday. Keep up the awesome content. (2 of 2)
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
Emily vs Halli. Place your bets now.
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Freddy Newandyke
8 years
Josh and I are swimming to an island. Be right back.
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
They should just name a restaurant "I don't care" so I actually have a place to go when I ask my girlfriend.
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Freddy Newandyke
5 years
Hey @WellsFargo , your app sucks, your website sucks, your ATMs suck, and your customer service sucks. Don’t know why I’ve been with your bank so long. Probably going to withdraw all my money and keep it with my socks. Thanks
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5 years
There must be a lot of prisons out there that also look like my high school. Traumatized 🤯
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Sco Pa Tu Manaa
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7 years
@kayyfiree THERE I SAID IT I GUESS ILL TALK TO YOU IN A FEW MONTHS
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Freddy Newandyke
10 years
I just removed Ashby Goldstein from the SRHS percussion page.
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8 years
I'm in the best physical condition of my life and I couldn't be more proud of myself.
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
Stop the rape, Jail Kate
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5 years
In other news, the other half was diagnosed with diabetes from eating all the emergency snacks within 48 hours.
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8 years
Thanks for an interesting night at the stamp tonight @Allisoneffff and @sacagawiia . Till next time, stay classy
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5 years
You don’t get the picture dude
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5 years
@sugarbunzzzz RELIGIOUS BELIEFS SHOULDN’T BE A REASON TO PASS LAWS AND BILLS!
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Freddy Newandyke
2 years
@Jamal_b15 Yeah, but it’s sumo, not conventional…big deal. I’ve seen women pull 500kg sumo. *Yawn*
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10 years
True American Hero http://t.co/jpvPYYOMfy
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11 years
that's cool, just blow my best friend in my garage
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7 years
It’s just about that time for me to go have a nice long cry in the shower
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
Going to prism for the 5th time...my girlfriend better be happy after this.
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Freddy Newandyke
1 year
Is it just me or does music seem 1.5 times faster when you’re on shrooms. Dave Grohl is singing fast as hell…
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4 years
If this doesn’t tell you how bored I am, nothing will. I’m playing golf...IN GRAND THEFT AUTO.
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10 years
I've changed a lot since high school,but I'm still a faggot so I guess much hasn't changed.
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8 years
You can tell you're poor when you look for something to eat for 15 minutes, and you come back to your room with 3 slices of bread
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5 years
@RealCoryMachado Reservoir dogs
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Freddy Newandyke
8 years
So, I made reservations for a date to have dinner this weekend. She never told me yes or no, so most likely I'll be eating by myself.
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9 years
Happy 2 years love butt 🌹😍 http://t.co/UKxl9jkfCW
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6 years
@Raeeebandz Maybe the common denominator is Sebastian...
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12 years
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11 years
And I might be overreacting, but I don't take "I love you" lightly
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8 years
No girl is worth your mental state of health
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5 years
A dolphin fan came into the restaurant today and when I handed him his food I was going to say “be sure not to drop this alright?”, but my manager told me I have to stop talking shit to the customers. So I did it anyways...
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
My girlfriend makes me smile for days.
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11 years
I beat the pussy Upham
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11 years
RIP Trayvon Martin, you were great in pretty little liars or whatever tv show you were on.
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Freddy Newandyke
10 years
Good luck to my beautiful perfect princess I love you I hope you have a great time in college @celestial_pixie http://t.co/My78nECsPf
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5 years
@realDailyWire You can’t spell socialism without AOC!
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
My mom doesn't think I can raise myself off of 140 dollars a week. Bitch, I eat out of the trash, I know how to save money
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12 years
I'm pregnant too
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
Are you smarter than a cheese grater
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8 years
How can you YOLO if you have already been dead inside for years?
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Freddy Newandyke
9 years
You know you have failed in life when your alarm list looks like this...
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5 years
Their money
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Freddy Newandyke
10 years
R.I.P Milton you old bastard. Love you 💚🐶 http://t.co/98PEaDjHm0
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10 years
Man, I miss Milton already and it hasn't even been 24 hours.
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Freddy Newandyke
10 years
Our server tonight said I look like Justin Bieber.
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Freddy Newandyke
8 years
If I don't die tonight then Friday the 13th is a joke
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8 years
I can tell when I like a girl because I won't jerk off to her until I've lost all hope.
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5 years
@sweetal__ Get Baker Acted
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11 years
@_HKN it's the 2nd week of school
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4 years
Did COVID cancel national slurpee day? This son of a bitch virus has gone too far...
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8 years
For the first time ever I give you Nick Upham and Mitch Gama
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11 years
Does anyone else remember when I dyed my hair bleach blonde and had that nasty ass goatee.
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11 years
We've all dated someone who is our Amber Kretzer.
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10 years
Such a wonderful night with such a wonderful girl. 💚🎃 @celestial_pixie http://t.co/C8clZN9ETZ
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10 years
My face when my girlfriend says she wants to go shopping. http://t.co/9POuFE0w2M
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Freddy Newandyke
2 years
@jay41230105 @Missus_Massacre @billy_turner @JoeBiden Who is defending Trump? I’m just saying its hypocritical for politicians to say if you deny these midterms or the 2020 election you are a “domestic terrorist”. YET THEY CAN DENY THE 2016 ELECTION ALL DAY EVERYDAY! Pick a lane.
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5 years
Apparently, my words yesterday caused more harm and tears shed than the actions of another person ruining and destroying not just a person, but a family. Being a dick isn’t a crime. manslaughter is. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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12 years
I hate my life and I hope the world ends in 30 minutes because I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself
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Freddy Newandyke
8 years
Did a time lapse on my last rove of the day. Such a beautiful day. Hope others will appreciate this as much as me.
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8 years
"I wear a wedding ring so girls don't think I am interested." "Does it work?" "I guess, they don't talk to me when it's off either."
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10 years
The Clique>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Squad
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4 years
“Operation white shield”
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Whites forming a barrier between black protestors and police.
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7 years
Portland update month 6: I'm still a sad, lonely, asshole
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8 years
I try to be nice to people for once and it's always the same result so, I've officially declared myself a full time asshole.
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8 years
Sisterhood of the traveling tampons
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12 years
Where are all the sluts at?
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5 years
@McKnut_45 @TBroomey It was Omaha steaks that took it...
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Freddy Newandyke
12 years
For the love of fucking titties shut up holy dick shit
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Freddy Newandyke
8 years
With the loss of Arnold Palmer, we didn't lose a golfer, we lost a legend and an icon. The golf world will never be the same. #ArniesArmy
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11 years
God I hate Mike.
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11 years
50 Shauns of Grey http://t.co/kT4yXwv2
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Freddy Newandyke
10 years
I had to mouthwash all the banana out of my mouth.
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Freddy Newandyke
11 years
I am going to beat the shit out of David and Josh tomorrow.
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11 years
I sound awful at 1:39 http://t.co/CKYdSGObY9
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11 years
OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORN
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11 years
When you live in Sebastian, make sure you know your ABC's and STD's.
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8 years
Portland update month 3; David is still a slob.
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12 years
Yeah, this is my sister guys http://t.co/3vYmTmVa
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11 years
Free Cake
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11 years
Going to the river to watch the sunrise.
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11 years
I honestly don't want to talk to any female for the rest of the month unless you are maggie or josh
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