Michiko Malandro 🍒 @HollyJoso Twitter profile

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5 years

You cannot be a real nigga and a liar. Those two things cannot coexist together.

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2 years

Being in the car by myself so I can play the same song 47 times >

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6 years

This was really nicki and safaree at one point

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7 years

Y’all really be lying out ya ass about shit there’s no reason to lie about.. that be the delusional shit I be talking about..

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7 years

Getting cheated is the most embarrassing thing someone can really go thru.

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7 years

Why do men think we dress for them?

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9 years

If not me then who?

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8 years

Ladies if you were ever a victim of a nigga saying "just text me this DM shit is wack" I'll be having a prayer meeting on Monday at 7pm

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10 years

Getting cheated on is so embarrassing

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3 years

Learning the laws of detachment… allowing someone to be themselves and allowing myself to live in my own truths. Not forcing situations, allowing solutions to emerge. Uncertainty is a reality, embrace it.

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6 years

@Reallilmartin Her poor lil ears

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9 years

If you slut shaming this week you getting unfollowed. This is Halloweek, ladies be free.

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3 years

So this guy on a bicycle just tried to get at me, I politely declined.. and he gon say “you tellin me no cause I’m on a bike not knowing what I got at home” and I said ok do you have a car at home why this nigga say no 😭

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8 years

@holditdine94 lmaooo you doing it right too!!

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2 years

I hope when love visits me again it’s genuine, safe, reassuring & sweet.

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7 years

Facial hair saved some of y’all

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9 years

Don't cause confusion, that's selfish.

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5 years

Niggas want a pretty face, long hair, slim waist, fat ass, thick thighs and what not but I’m Wrong cause I want the Nigga to be over 6ft tall ....

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6 years

If I don’t feel it, I’m not faking it.....

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2 years

We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins with overthinking. fantasizing, imagining, expecting, worrying, doubting. Just let it naturally come, whatever it may be.

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6 years

At what age will I grow out of the “I’ll beat her ass” stage or is that hereditary?

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7 years

Did this man just DM me a video of him in a cameo on the show Power and then saying "sorry that was for my agent, but how you doing?"

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6 years

Y’all niggas are goofy and I’m laughing at ya!

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8 years

The dick print will get you further then sending a dick pic. We like a preview perhaps a Costco sample.

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6 years

Just went to this pho place my ex and I were frequent customers and they recognized me and asked where he was and I said “he dead” and they gave me 50% off my beef vermicelli

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8 years

Never regret being a good woman to the wrong man, his loss.

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9 years

It's crazy to me that my grandparents never thought they would see a black president and that they lived long enough to see it come true.

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7 years

@phillipbanksss I really do just like to look good, i don't think I ever really dressed in specifics for what appeals to a man

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8 years

Ladies lead him on for 3 years, don't give him no pussy and pull up on him twice a year.

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6 years

I honestly wish I could feel what my insides feel like, I wanna know why it make niggas crazy.

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2 years

“If it breaks your heart but opens your eyes, take that as a win.”

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8 years

I don't care what y'all talking bout all Tory Lanez new shit is fire, period.

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3 years

Sometimes you gotta sit and admire yourself because the world will really having you thinking that you’re not good enough… and that’s crazy.

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11 years

Don't forget......... I've sat on your face A few times if I recall

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@HollyJoso

5 years

Whew I lied and told a nigga I played basketball in highschool and he took me to 24hour to run drills with him- I was sick

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@HollyJoso

10 years

It's more embarrassing for the person that was cheated on, only because you feel a sense of "what did I do wrong?"

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Michiko Malandro 🍒

@HollyJoso

2 years

The biggest lesson im learning is that nothing is as extreme or as permanent as our emotions convince us they are nothing is certain and things are always fluctuating and there are always exceptions, there is always pain and there is always love. Everything is capable of changing

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@HollyJoso

2 years

Just a reminder for 2023, surround yourself with people who see your value, and remind you of it.

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Michiko Malandro 🍒

@HollyJoso

5 years

Both a 30+ up year old man & a 22 year old man will Both stress you the fuck out if you let them- I’m learning to be very very honest with whoever I date & I don’t tolerate shit or be excusing shit if I’m looking for long term relations..

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Michiko Malandro 🍒

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5 years

Slapped a nigga that was trying it with the man that was paid to protect you. REAL NIGGAS DO REAL THINGS #TMC