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@SR_TheInscriber @ThirdEyeSi_ Lol the team literally had contracts in place to protect what he was doing in massage parlors with how many different masseuses? Cracks me up how many dudes just jump to always assuming 20+ women are all lying and deshaun Watson just couldn’t be.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@iamcrowne @raphousetv2 Imagine thinking all modern medicine is bad because you’re so caught up in that conspiracy sheeple business
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@betcheswildin What’s her @ though lol
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@ThottiestHoe “Gunna clap them cheeks”
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@Holdmybeanbag
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Boom. Roasted.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@NFL @ChrisStapleton Y’all been sleeping on Chris. Best singer/songwriter hands down. The Steeldrivers, The Jompson brothers the countless songs he has written for other artists. Dudes voice will give you goosebumps in concert.
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@SeiversC @EmmanuelAcho @Seahawks @GenoSmith3 @PeteCarroll You’re also overlooking that Geno isn’t holding onto the ball for 5-6 seconds almost every snap and is actually using the middle of the field and quick easy throws unlike Wilson who never did
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@fightcomps_ Once them booty cheeks came out I knew he was done for
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@DallasStars @SeattleKraken From a Kraken fan this was such a fun series to watch, you guys have some serious studs offensively. Good luck on the rest of your series, enjoyed the friendly shit talking and also respect.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@FootballGirlAna “Niners fans”
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@Holdmybeanbag
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3 years
The faster you look at Russel Wilson as someone who solely focused on brand, then everything else actually makes sense.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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2 years
@CLD2times @CorbinSmithNFL If you don’t think he’s better than Lock and Geno, then you really dont know what you’re talking about.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@xLilscrappy @obama826 @PlayApex Bro you have e-clout from a video game 😂😂😂 tone your ass down
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@Seahawks @pennyhendrixx Had so much potential. Sad he couldn’t stay healthy. Good luck big dawg.
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@GamingPics4 @Respawn @PlayApex I was just playing with no issues, now I can’t connect
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@wrongopinionman These refs gift wrapping the W for the Rams
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@Emmmyalluu @PicturesFoIder Says the girl who shows her butthole to strangers
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@MarinersONtap Stop going to games until they fix things
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@BIrvin_WVU11 I mean the dude blatantly lied to the entire fan base over and over again. To a fan base that gave them everything they had in support of a sports team and player. Not really a great look or vibe for a decade with a team. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@heyGuhRL @iiTzTimmy Terrible take though, a game that doesn’t listen to its players whatsoever and has become a cash grab with consistently bad content and just repainted cosmetics
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@Ruester081868 @MitchSchwartz71 Bro you’re a jets fan. You literally are the bottom of the entire NFL every year. The only thing your fan base can afford to do is uninstall.
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@BosnianHulk @TMZ Tell me you didn’t read the article without telling me you didn’t read the article.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@tknispel7 @BuffaloBills @KEEMSTAR Commotio cordis. Look it up. Anyone that says Covid shot is an actual Neanderthal
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@Holdmybeanbag
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Anybody remember these as a kid? Used to have all our end of year sports ceremonies here and I thought it was the best pizza. 😂
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@mmpadellan Honestly both sides have become so polarized and disgusting. The two party system will be the death of this country sadly. There is no compromise on anything anymore.
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Mariners lose, Kraken getting their cheeks clapped, I swear to God if Seahawks lose tomorrow I am going to go John Wick.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@MrJakub4 @JoostBroekers They say “suck my tongue” and press it towards the other person’s mouth too? Interesting.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@enjumuneer @BrooksDPOY @SadNinersFan_ @dkm14 Lol the whiners are Seahawks child. Stop acting like 9’ers been relevant this decade. Y’all have rings from ages ago and haven’t won one since. Seahawks literally own the 49ers.
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@caitiedelaney Cheaper than your $8 verified blue check you burnt money on 😂😂😂😂
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@princessadiha Wild fire season, careful them weaves don’t catch ablaze.
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@PakaloloPatrick @SR_TheInscriber @ThirdEyeSi_ Had sex with them? Bro. 🫠🫠🫠🫠. Read the accusations from 30+ women, they didn’t have sex with him.
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@SeattleKraken We’ve got special graphics too
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Yayyyyyyy no more having to see Brittany Matthews or Mahomes brother on my tv!!!!! HALLELUJAH! Congrats Bengals!
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@emiliallure @DailyLoud You literally look like every other white girl, relax bro.
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@DougBaldwinJr @DangeRussWilson @Bwagz One of the most missed Seahawks legends ever. Those of us who grew up in the 80/90s and got to see how amazing your era was in the city…we will never forget and we will always appreciate it.
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@91hatty @SeattleKraken @climatepledge You won the game by 1 point and in game seven against a 2nd year team. Please stop talking.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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@SONTSeattle There is ZERO reason to boo Bobby, the dude tried hard to stay in Seattle
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My daughter is growing way too fast, almost 8 weeks! Rockin her Star Wars onesie. ❤️
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@EmeraldCityHky None of the, I REPEAT none of the kraken can fight…it’s really sad watching our guys get mollywhopped every time the gloves are dropped.
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@new_era72 @GeorgeWillmott4 These refs have been atrocious all game
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@xLilscrappy @obama826 @PlayApex Id rather have the life I have than thinking I carry some nuts via my video game clout. 😂
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Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you watched the Kraken beat up the Gold Knights?
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@bustelo4babies Lots of fellatio is my love ratio.
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@russdiemon Y’all acting shocked over rappers who claim violence and various other things getting shot.
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@Holdmybeanbag
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Best damn dog in the whole world. #pitbull #bullybreed
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@Holdmybeanbag
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I love you the moon and back little monster. ❤️
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@Holdmybeanbag
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Latte art attempt 5,672: an overly excited snowman.
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@seahawksPR @Seahawks Why is Eskridge even on the roster at this point? Dude is a full on waste.
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@91hatty @SeattleKraken @climatepledge Have fun on your next round exit ✌🏻
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@FieldGulls Seeing him do anything was a nice change lol
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@SunnyDMak @BornAKang BRUH that’s spot on 😂😂😂
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@NFLonPrime @AaronRodgers12 @MoneyLynch I hate Rodgers but this is funny
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@TylerPerrysMuse @vidsthatgohard You are literally the reason this country is shit.
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@NFLonFOX @GenoSmith3 @Seahawks Love his answers, he isn’t afraid to own up to mistakes and doesn’t try to gloss over it and gives credit to all the other guys at the same time
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@SeattleKraken Y’all better give Grubi credit tonight!!! Grubi was outstanding and made some seriously big saves. What a damn game, they never gave up and that overtime was electric. Love seeing the fans finally getting LOUD.
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@ShawnHamilton1 @princessadiha Ah yes a weave catching fire, SO racist.
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@Fantasyguy23 @RealSkipBayless Bro he played better than 90% of the QBs that played this weekend and hasn’t had a starting position in how many years? Stay salty bish
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@hippiebarbz @hoodopulence Drinks have gender specifics?
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@TodaySeahawks Bro he was basically non existent in the first half of the game. He finally found the red zone for the first time in weeks, one time. He missed wide open targets multiple times, and was caught holding the ball too long on quite a few plays.
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@qdiggs6 Bwaaaaaaaagzzzzz! Boy was meant to come back and also to retire a Hawk! City loves the dude!
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@Embiid_prodzz Anything other than Seattle is the wrong answer.
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@dkmetcalf14_ The real champ enters the chat*
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@Eddie123waski @shannonsharpeee What do you expect him to do? Play injured and end up useless like RG3?
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@PFF_College Homeboy staring at his girl knowing he got caught
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@DaveMinar @RSherman_25 @Seahawks They’d be dumb to not draft a rookie QB that they can put under Geno’s wing to eventually be the future of the team
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@MarioRice82 @RSherman_25 @Bwagz Sherm hates the 12s, he’d never come back.
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@kralrindo I main lifeline 🤷🏻‍♂️, most people just suck at support type champs…especially in Apex.
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@Daboys_22 I mean it’s Philly, whole organization and fan base has been trash forever.
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@Santinobambino3 @espn LMAO cardinals have been bottom of the division for almost a decade. Cardinals are washed.
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@raybinnotrabbin @BostonConnr I mean blatantly lying to a fan base 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@FootballGirlAna @jdkillmer lol you were literally a Rams fan not even that long ago, calling people calling for Drew casuals 😂😂😂😂
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Seahawks win baby! No need to go full John Wick this week. Defense actually showed up.
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I feel personally attacked.
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@Fetchgirll @FightHaven Lmao it’s always someone else’s fault but never self
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@Mariners Year after year, after YEAR. We are the MLB version of the Cleveland Browns and loyal fanbase getting burnt every season.
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The wrong song can ruin my entire shower vibe 😂
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@PNW_Prim @dkm14 Really want to see our OC utilize him more, that and out tight ends again. We got away from our TE’s during the 2nd half of the season.
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@ericareport As a gun owner it blows my mind that other gun owners can’t even fathom dialogue that there are many things that make sense for sensible gun reform that doesn’t “take your guns away” but still could make America a safer place.
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@gregoooses @FieldGulls If they waste a pick on a RB imma John Wick their ass 😂
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@SueurLucille @libsoftiktok I’ve finally found it….the dumbest comment of 2022.
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@Dixie_dauphin @betcheswildin Oh shittttttt we made it 💦💦💦💦💦❤️
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@enjumuneer @BrooksDPOY @SadNinersFan_ @dkm14 Lol y’all can’t even win a super bowl, your single playoff wins and out don’t matter brotha. Y’all lose to us every single season, and y’all win a single playoff game some seasons and never advance. Y’all might as well be the cowboys of the west coast 😂😂😂
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@nicky_scarlotta Every Mahhhhrinahhhs fan looking at the Yankees this series 😢
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@RapSheet Really happy for the dude, if he can stay healthy he will be an absolute weapon for us again.
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Ok y’all, I’m falling asleep. I’m on day 2 of this 72 hour shift and we have been running calls nonstop at the fire station I’m assigned to today. Wanted to stay up for the game but I don’t have it in me. Sending positive vibes to our Kraken. Night y’all!
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@carver_crafty @MarioRice82 @RSherman_25 @Bwagz @Seahawks He will always be one of the GOATS and a legend in the Seahawks alumni but I dislike what he generalized about hawks fans.
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When you embrace the firefighter life and grow a stash for a bit 😂👊🏻
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@Anomyno94778189 @mmpadellan I think you need to learn the definition of whataboutism 😂
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Sister sent me a windbreaker that took me way back to my childhood. Gecko was one of the ONLY brands I wore growing up. #nostalgia #geckohawaii #90s
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@raphousetv2 This guy knows.
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@BariFromRange @Mariners Enjoy not winning a World Series either.
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A little beer can chicken 🤌🏻
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