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Trolling The Mile Square for the TRUTH! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Illegally blocked by Mr. @StevenFulop , Ms. @yuhline , Ms. @SandyforCouncil . it/it

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Joined January 2020
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Hoboken Troll
3 years
Video of Ms. @HobokenEmily admitting that she objects to public discourse and supports the suppression of information by elected officials. Any thoughts on this Hobokenites? Notice the use of “we”, an admission that she intentionally withheld this information during election.
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@MikeBaggz We have a photo so the “white” description wasn’t necessary. Curious if you use race as a description for all individuals who you feel committed a crime?
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This morning Mr. @RaviBhalla decided that rules are for fools and parked his SUV in a bus lane to buy his morning coffee at @Starbucks in #Hoboken . #VisionZero #hypocrite #TeamBhalla @PeteButtigieg @RepMenendez @BikeHoboken
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@nypost This is incredibly sad. Heartbreaking.
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While #Hoboken was flooding, Mayor Bhalla was publicly whining about a flight delay to the @DNC Convention.
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“Water Buffalos” like this one are set up around #Hoboken . Residents must bring containers to fill up. Locations: HUMC, 220 Adams, 221 Jackson, 311 13th (Fox Hills), 4th & Harrison, 76 Bloomfield, 5th & Clinton. Nothing uptown because the affluent do not need water to survive.
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Body falls off a speeding SUV in #UnionSquare #NYC after a giveaway by #kaicenat
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@GnDsville @ShaiDavidai @Columbia @EliseStefanik That person wouldn’t last 60 seconds in Palestine, for obvious reasons.
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Mr. @GovMurphy said “I’ll leave the politics to the local realities” in response to the hit and run by Ms. @Amy_DeGise . After reading the below, do you think this is an acceptable answer from the governor of @NJGov ? Please respond and let me know. This is important. Thank you.
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“The Blocked @HobokenTroll Wall of Shame”. Please see responses to this tweet for all known members of this not so exclusive club.
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@CrimeInNYC Ban these dumb fucking balaclava masks.
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Water main break on #Thanksgiving in #Hoboken
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9:30 PM in #Hoboken and nearly every inch of the bike rack is being used as free, overnight sidewalk storage by members of @LosDeliveristas who are commuting home by rail. CC: @BikeHoboken
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Congratulations everyone, you elected someone who thinks it’s beneath them to pick up a garbage can.
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Council Member Crystal Hudson
8 months
. @NYCSanitation can you please assist with this fallen trash can? It’s on the SW corner of Plaza St & Flatbush Ave. Many thanks!
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Free bike storage and outdoor dining takes priority over pedestrians in #Hoboken . Thank you to Ms./Mr. @BikeHoboken and #TeamBhalla for making this happen!
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A #Hoboken mommy has a question for Mr. @RaviBhalla : What are you doing about the lawless e-bikers in #Hoboken ?
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A 2-wheeled, motorized vehicle is confiscated on Washington Street in #Hoboken #VisionZero
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A #Hoboken woman is reporting that her breast was squeezed by a delivery worker on an E-Bike, which was being operated on the sidewalk.
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Fists fly on Harrison Street in #Hoboken Let’s all face the facts, quality of life under #TeamBhalla is in the toilet.
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Do you see the problem in this #Hoboken photograph? Me too. The free bike storage in the background needs to be addressed.
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#Hoboken residents on @instagram are praising Mayor Bhalla for personally distributing free, frozen turkeys due to the lack of running water in the city.
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#Hoboken voters, you have TWO options for Debate Watch Parties! Per brochures: A) Free entry. Complimentary appetizers. Open to Democrats, Republicans and Independents. B) $25 entry fee. Nice to have freedom of choice! Should be a fun night!
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Frustrated #Hoboken resident was sideswiped by an e-bike on the sidewalk. The number of complaints is rapidly escalating. The number of complainers is ballooning. CC: @BikeHoboken
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An elected official in #Hoboken weighs in on the candidacy of Mr. @RaviBhalla as a challenger to Mr. @RepMenendez in the upcoming Congressional race. #TeamBhalla
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@CrimeInNYC If someone strikes up a conversation with you in Central Park before 6:00 AM I recommend this as a first and immediate response.
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@StrongTowns Your tweet is nonsense. They didn’t create narrow, one of way streets recently. This was the original layout of Hoboken. Also, check the below stats going back 20 years.
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@StevenFulop Wait a minute, I thought this was the next mural?
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#Hoboken Redditors sound off about the behavior and enforcement of the operators of mopeds, Vespas, e-bikes, cars and @CitiBikeNYC ! It appears that this issue is starting to simmer with residents. Will it come to a full boil, @BikeHoboken ? #VisionZero
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Breaking #VisionZero news out of #Hoboken !
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An emotional Hoboken resident describes being told by ⁦ @LTLHobokenBOE ⁩ slate member Antonio Grana, a BOE candidate, that she did not have a voice on the Hoboken HS issue because she is childless. She then endorses the ⁦ @KidsFirstBOE ⁩ slate for Hoboken BOE.
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#Hoboken Redditor reminds us of what a horrible school deal Ms. @HobokenEmily and #TeamBhalla tried to sneak by tax payers. #LongerRunways #Shudder
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Video of Ms. @HobokenEmily admitting that she objects to public discourse and supports the suppression of information by elected officials. Any thoughts on this Hobokenites? Notice the use of “we”, an admission that she intentionally withheld this information during election.
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Meet the Mayor (when he decides it’s convenient to show up)!
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Rodents and other vermin have been enjoying the Columbus Park composting bin in #Hoboken . #rats
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#Hoboken Select all images with PUPPETS
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Is #TeamBhalla now utilizing BOT accounts from Thailand to promote their agenda in #Hoboken ?
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Another useless “task force” created by Hoboken Mayor Ravi Bhalla was quickly, and quietly, disbanded. This is a Mayor who cannot finish a task.
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Church Square Park in #Hoboken has seen a rapid decline in safety and cleanliness under #TeamBhalla . We are seeing multiple issues per week at this point.
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Another day, another man on a bike sexually assaulting a female in #Hoboken . In this case, the perp dropped his britches and proceeded to punch the clown in front of the victim.
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#Hoboken 👀 Below 3 council members voted against pedestrian safety. Voted against the safety of your parents and children who utilize our sidewalks. They did this because they serve the mayor, they do not serve we the people. 1) @HobokenEmily 2) @PhilipHCohen 3) @JoeQEsq
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Paul Presinzano 1st Ward City Councilman
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#Hoboken Day77:Last night, City Council passed Safer Sidewalk Ordinance 5-3. Debate was intense. Baffling the 3 “No” votes agree w/75 pct of ordinance. Rumors the Mayor will veto. I am hopeful , he will see this as a good starting point & work together to make it even better.
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Imagine an American citizen applauding a government censoring free speech? Pretty fucked up.
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Mark Ruffalo
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@elonmusk showed his total disrespect for Brazilian sovereignty and, in particular, for the judiciary, setting himself up as a true supranational entity and immune to the laws of each country,” de Moraes wrote. Because he is a weird and entitled billionaire tech bro. Tax him
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Another carjacking attempt in #Hoboken ? What is the current tally for 2024?
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Message for Mr. @JoeQEsq and all who voted to destroy a league that truly helped mold our community. This league brought together #Hoboken families from all demographics, from volunteer coaches to players. Families, please remember what #TeamBhalla did to us. Source: Reddit
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@RaviBhalla How about we start with you no longer being chauffeured around a mile square city in a gas guzzling SUV, which is regularly parked in bus lanes and bike lanes? The next step would be no longer parking your compact SUV in a bike lane to get coffee. Perhaps you can walk?
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Ravi Bhalla’s patronage hires are now damaging the quality of life of those who live in #Hoboken public housing. Ravi can’t manage a city of 60,000 residents.
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This Hoboken house won Halloween! Development allowed by Mr. @RaviBhalla and Ms. @dawnzimmernj , in return for campaign support from developers and unions, has almost submerged our beloved Mile Square! @CityofHoboken
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Armed robbery in #Hoboken ?
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Updated #TeamBhalla T-Shirt design. Please look closely for the details. There is a new picture on the wall in the background as well.
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For the second time in four months, #Hoboken 1st Ward Candidate Rafi Cordova has resigned from X (fka Twitter) due to his inability to listen to opposing viewpoints on decisions he has made and beliefs that he holds.
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Is the new Northwest Resiliency Park in #Hoboken poisoning dogs? 🐶 #Dogs #PETA #AnimalAbuse
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#Hoboken sidewalk graffiti CC: @BikeHoboken
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@LaurenJauregui @miakhalifa Meanwhile, we sample Mia’s breath
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#USWNT fans when Alex Morgan was removed from the game for Megan Rapinoe.
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#Hoboken update
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@JackSilbert @CityofHoboken I’d say the message is to Antifa and other groups who have been hijacking these peaceful protests and turning them into destructive looting sprees.
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Ms./Mr. @BikeHoboken and Ms. @christineadair , it appears that cars parked in bus lanes is an issue that you feel very strongly about. Can you please provide a comment about the quoted tweet showing the mayor parked in the bus lane? Thank you. #Hoboken #VisionZero
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This morning Mr. @RaviBhalla decided that rules are for fools and parked his SUV in a bus lane to buy his morning coffee at @Starbucks in #Hoboken . #VisionZero #hypocrite #TeamBhalla @PeteButtigieg @RepMenendez @BikeHoboken
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I searched for signs of life on the @CityofHoboken Summer Streets today. It took a while but I finally found some Canada Geese! @BikeHoboken @christineadair
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A rat buffet in #Hoboken ! About those lidded trash cans that were forced upon residents… 🐀 🐁 🐭
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Mr. @RaviBhalla , do you have anything to offer the public other than mud slinging? How about you finally get the #Hoboken budget in order rather than continuously jacking up taxes (so we can pay your many useless patronage Directors? How about you address the below?
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@RaviBhalla
Ravinder S. Bhalla
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You have a beautiful family, but you know who else you clearly fight for…. Hint: he likes bribery and gold bars - your silence about your Dad tells us everything. Remember when you testified to get your dad out of jail the last time he was indicted for bribery with Melgen? Will
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@CrimeInNYC Mr. @ManhattanDA Do the right thing…
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#Hoboken No more feeble Bhalla Puppets. Vote for Paul PRESINZANO
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Mr. @VijayChaudhuri what are your working hours as an employee of @CityofHoboken ? Were you being compensated by Hoboken tax payers at 12:47 PM on Oct 20th? If yes, why were you campaigning for @LTLHobokenBOE rather than doing the job that we pay you to do?
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@mike_defusco
Councilman Mike DeFusco
3 years
Great walking the neighborhood w/ Council Candidate Paul Presinzano! I personally know Paul, a 1st Ward resident, as a family man + hardworking finance professional who will bring a much needed skillset to the #Hoboken City Council. I hope you join me in voting for Paul this Tues
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Did the Bhalla Administration wait too long to begin enforcement of the new e-bike delivery ordinance in #Hoboken ? The uptick in e-bike related incidents over the past two weeks suggests that this might be the case.
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@GovMurphy Any comment?
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Team Bhalla T-shirts are in! Please DM me your size! #Hoboken #TeamBhalla #Vote
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@PhilipHCohen Meanwhile, those tenants endorsed him, you unethical scumbag.
@presinzano4hob1
Paul Presinzano 1st Ward City Councilman
10 months
#Hoboken Day731: The hallmark negative attacks have started from Team Bhalla, but it only highlights how important this seat is to the Mayor. It has only brought out more support for our message. We earned another endorsement after seeing dirty politics unfold.
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@Biaggi4NY Aren’t you doing the same thing when making sweeping generalizations about an entire age group of a specific ethnicity?
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