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@Hlubikazii__

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Lover of laughter. Durban girlie.

listening to j cole
Joined October 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
2 years
after i see the colours, what do i do with the baby? ๐Ÿฅฒ
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sparkles โœจ
2 years
If you want to see a man's real true colors, get pregnant for him .
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Phumza.
5 years
Having your own car is importanter.
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Wow! What an inspiring speech, Mr. President! Congratulations ๐Ÿฅณ Mr. President, o bosso wena! Hoi Hoi
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2 years
the outrage by South African men over the gang rape that happened on friday is not about the act of rape being committed. itโ€™s about foreign nationals and it further proves their xenophobia because they have NEVER reacted like this about a rape committed by a South African man.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
5 years
Normalize asking for permission via text before you call.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
5 years
You threatened AKA with violence last night.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
7 years
My mom just called Proverb, Adverb. #IdolsSA
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Phumza.
2 years
itโ€™s also funny how sizwe doesnโ€™t adhere to the organizations social media policy. unathi was prohibited from speaking about her matter on social media but sizwe can. heโ€™s doing it again. why is kaya not releasing a statement? this the same sizwe that has access to the board? lol
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
2 years
i will never understand this obsession of being friends with your exes. unless you have children together, what on earth are you guys talking about?
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
5 years
Even cussing is reserved for men only? Akunzima mntakabawo.
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Phumza.
5 years
I donโ€™t have to imagine. Iโ€™m 32 with no child. Youโ€™re the clown for thinking having children has an expiry date.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
2 years
sayoyiki i pda sana. weโ€™ll kiss endlini pls ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Phumza.
6 years
The DA challenges everything but racism.
@News24
News24 ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
6 years
| DA vows to challenge Zuma music album deal
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Phumza.
7 years
Biggest lesson from this Buhle saga: When YOUR husband cheats, deal with HIM and leave the other woman alone. Stru!
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Phumza.
5 years
Good morning to Xhosa people only.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
7 years
Siyabonga Thwala is in a league of his own. We are not worthy. #Isibaya
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7 years
Iโ€™m so happy for the people of Zimbabwe. I canโ€™t wait when itโ€™s finally us! #MugabeResigns
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Phumza.
6 years
Also, this obsession with boy children. Itโ€™s like awuzalanga if you donโ€™t have boys. Sies! #UthandoNesthembu
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Phumza.
2 months
mihlali is one messy girlie who is also good at playing victim. mnk.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
7 years
My heart is sore for Mtho! But well done to Paxton! #IdolsSA
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5 years
Xhosa people are the friendliest people ever โค๏ธ
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Phumza.
2 years
all of a sudden they believe the victim?? before it has gone to court? before the men have been found guilty?
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
7 years
Boom Shaka without Lebo. #IdolsSA
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Phumza.
4 years
Slander them on the TL and treat them like kings in private >>>>
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
5 years
We donโ€™t drink it for your understanding.
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I donโ€™t understand women who drink Heineken and Castle Lite.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
6 years
My nephew bought amagwinya for the entire household with his own money. He is 10!
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Phumza.
5 years
Then why are you not tweeting this in the official language?
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Phumza.
5 years
This is a blatant lie. No one supports women like women.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
2 years
@bhubaza zi colours eztheni ezo?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
5 years
Vote EFF ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
6 years
I think the entire country is overwhelmed by Ayanda! We were never ready yaz! #UyangthandaNa
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Phumza.
7 years
Beautiful relationship between MaKhumalo and Mpilo. #Uthandonesthembu
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Phumza.
2 years
the z83 process is not cheap either kodwa. making copies, taxi money to go certify, taxi money to go drop off, money to post application. i say present people with both options and theyโ€™ll decide whatโ€™s affordable at that time.
@lEsethuHasane
Esethu Hasane ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
Iโ€™ll never understand the attack on Z83 forms as if South Africa internet accessibility isnโ€™t a problem. You can want online services without dismissing its relevance in a South Africa with high unemployment esp amongst people who have no access to the net.
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Phumza.
6 years
This series is enough motivation to stay on the right side of the law! Yoh! #LockdownS3
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Phumza.
8 years
1st, 2nd and third, all African. We are unstoppable! #SemenyaSunday
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Phumza.
4 years
You didnโ€™t know South Africans are poor?
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6 years
Donโ€™t talk to me about my tweets. I lie a lot here. Please.
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Phumza.
6 years
Vee and Jerry are rude. Schumi was just trying to help! #TheQueenMzansi
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Phumza.
7 years
Mtho!!!! #IdolsSA
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
2 years
what does that girls nail business have to do with your dads alcohol abuse?????
@FabAcademic
Kgethi Phakeng, PhD(Wits); Hon DSc (UBristol)
2 years
@Phathu___ My dad died of alcohol abuse. I wont be supporting such a business
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7 years
Mama Nyovest is so beautiful! #RealTalkWithAnele
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Phumza.
5 years
Yโ€™all need to be with women who actually like you. Maybe then youโ€™ll stop asking such questions.
@loggic_sa__
LogGic ๐Ÿ‘‘
5 years
Can a black woman take her boyfriend out, and pay the bill?
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Phumza.
4 years
I laugh every time I see it
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Phumza.
6 years
So this person is a cop? This person? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #TheQueenMzansi
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Phumza.
5 years
This Thabiso canโ€™t act for shit
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2 years
qaluyiva.
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Phumza.
4 years
We slam Drake everyday for his in appropriate relationship with young girls but today weโ€™re defending Mihlali? Mnk.
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Phumza.
6 years
Watching #BeingBonang and crying like a baby!
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7 years
Tholukuthi #IdolsSA
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6 years
โ€˜Being a good wife is being a good person to your husband โ€˜ #RealTalkWithAnele
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Phumza.
7 years
Guys, Papa Penny is the best thing to happen to SA reality TV. #PapaPennyAhee
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Phumza.
5 years
Bafana Bafana will win ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
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Phumza.
4 years
We survived apartheid and listeriosis, weโ€™ll survive this.
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Phumza.
5 years
Itโ€™s been raining the whole week though ๐Ÿ˜•
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Phumza.
4 years
Wives are found in the East Rand.
@mmodiba10
Modibe Vladimir Modiba
4 years
Bomboclaat [ yhoo sifelani ]๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
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Phumza.
5 years
Trevor can make fun of Julius anytime anywhere but he must not spread a false narrative of a non existent white genocide in South Africa. Thatโ€™s the real issue here.
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
7 years
Iโ€™m so happy and proud of Mbuyiseni. Itโ€™s like I know him personally. #MbuyiseniGraduates
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Phumza.
5 years
My crush says Iโ€™m funny
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Phumza.
5 years
Shaveโ€™a kaloku nontombi.
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Phumza.
6 years
This is so awkward ! #Uyangthandana
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Phumza.
7 years
That DJ must be fuming at the sight of this hashtag. #10millionrecordssold
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Phumza.
6 years
I love this family yaz! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #TheQueenMzansi
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
4 years
Mapimpi doesnโ€™t owe anyone perfect English. His Xhosa and thighs are more than enough โ™ฅ๏ธ
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
7 years
Internship opportunity. Please share!
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Phumza.
6 years
Today I finally convinced my friend that EFF is our only option in next years elections. Iโ€™m so happy!! #Asijiki
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Phumza.
5 years
South African men are a lot of things but theyโ€™re not ugly.
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Phumza.
5 years
A partner that subs you on the TL after a fight ๐Ÿšฉ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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Phumza.
1 month
@melisandeeee because what is this take? how does she expect people to buy her product???? eshe.
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Phumza.
4 years
You ask her to be your girlfriend.
@sholaaleb
Adeshola Alebiosu
4 years
How do you make a relationship official? Do you just say we're dating now or does the thing just start coz the feeling is mutual?
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Phumza.
6 years
MaCele, fav!! #Uthandonesthembu
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Phumza.
7 years
So Bonang must postpone her bday party because someone who's not her friend is getting married? #BonangTurns30
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Phumza.
7 years
Today was a good day! Pirates won ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ Sundowns lost ๐Ÿ˜‚ That other team drew ๐Ÿ˜ #AbsaPrem
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2 years
trauma?? guys, words mean things.
@HloniBontle
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We don't talk enough about the trauma men put women through with their soccer obsession. I'm definitely not getting involved with a man that loves soccer idc.
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7 years
Nomsa's outfits are on point today. #OurPerfectWedding
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Phumza.
4 years
I wish all you ladies great success so you can buy your own cars and not have these rats tell you youโ€™re entitled to peopleโ€™s cars. I really wish you success.
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Phumza.
7 years
#OnlyABlackParentWould spot a bad friend before you do. โค
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Phumza.
4 years
Beyoncรฉโ€™s brand is actually affordable to us poor people. Weโ€™re not the target audience for Maxhosa. I wish I could afford Maxhosa.
@LusaphoGqobo
LUSAPHO GQOBO
4 years
People are buying Beyoncรฉ's brand but can't support Maxhosa or Tshepo or Bathu
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@LueMfobo
Jolinkomo
2 months
Bwoah, if I ever do anal again! Even sneezing is painful. ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป
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Phumza.
7 years
Best dressed so far. Yesssss!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #MMA16
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Phumza.
5 years
Guys, please tell your friends you love them. Everyday. It is important.
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Phumza.
6 years
#Wits is doing the Lords work! Amen bazalwane!
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Phumza.
2 years
this time, next year iโ€™ll be in my new house in Bryanston ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ•ฏ
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@Hlubikazii__
Phumza.
5 years
Actually itโ€™s being raped and murdered.
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Phumza.
5 years
I canโ€™t wait to tweet โ€˜I got the jobโ€™
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Phumza.
7 years
#RealTalkWithAnele Anele: Have you ever heard of a thing called Twitter? Mam Abigail: Is that what Donald Trump does.
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Phumza.
7 years
Friends of Amazulu, hello! #TKO2017
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Phumza.
5 years
This is sad. Whoa. I donโ€™t know who to be sad for, Andile or Nonhle. Imbi mntase.
@Thabiso_Dlamini
#MiddendorpOut
5 years
Hawu Andile Jali ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@melisandeeee exactly. also rih is marketing natural hair products using wigs??? same thing they tried to come at bey for? what???
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4 years
She makes me happy ๐Ÿ˜โ™ฅ๏ธ @ThandoAfrika
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Me I canโ€™t with Zackโ€™s voice!! Itโ€™s even sexier when he speaks Isixhosa! #TheQueenmzansi
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Patronella is LEADERSHIP! #TheQueenMzansi
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Phumza.
5 years
Pearl is such a vile human. Ingenaphi iDepression ka Bonnie?
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Phumza.
5 years
Do you guys really think SA men are ugly or itโ€™s just Twitter? Nifuna ukuba edgy?
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Phumza.
7 years
Anele's laugh gives me life. Especially that snort. Too funny! #RealTalkWithAnele
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Random thought: Has Dintle and YV met? I can't wait for that scene. #EtvScandal
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6 years
Schumie and Gracious would actually make a great couple ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ #TheQueenMzansi
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Phumza.
4 years
I genuinely like the people I follow. Nonke futhi โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Phumza.
2 years
we honestly need to stop romanticizing sgebengas.
@TomiRikhotso
Tomi Rikhotso
2 years
Have you ever dated a gangster, would you date one?
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