Scott Pilgrim 🍉 @HisPreciousLife Twitter profile

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

9 months

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

I WAS DREAMING ABOUT A GIRL WITH GREEN HAIR THROUGH THIS ENTIRE WEEK AND I JUST SAW THE EXACT GIRL FROM MY DREAMS AT THE STORE. AM I FUCKING LOSING IT???? AM I BECOMING SCOTT PILGRIM IRL??????????

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8 months

//this was 10 years ago This genocide has been happening for decades not just recently Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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@yasminjaved5

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#BoycottIsrael for the #MartyrsOfGaza . Let's do it for them. #GazaUnderAttack #PrayForGaza http://t.co/YZ66ltTEDh

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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People were doing this type of stuff back in 2011 with a Kinect, This is not that impressive

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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#jjk267

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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10 months

This Pie said one piece was MID so I fucked it W or W?😂😂😂

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

9 months

I JUST SAW HER AT THE LIBRARY AND SHE WENT UP TO ME ASKED ME WHAT TYPE OF BOOKS I LIKED AND SHE ALSO GOES TO MY SCHOOL THIS CANT BE MY FATE THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM GOING INSANE

Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

9 months

I WAS DREAMING ABOUT A GIRL WITH GREEN HAIR THROUGH THIS ENTIRE WEEK AND I JUST SAW THE EXACT GIRL FROM MY DREAMS AT THE STORE. AM I FUCKING LOSING IT???? AM I BECOMING SCOTT PILGRIM IRL??????????

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

@chimp_hivemind I’m 15.

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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2 months

She touched my peny weenie

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

@undeadkid08 I’m not gonna go up to a bad bitch and say to her “hey, do you know that banjo Kazooie originally started out as a RPG before slowly transitioning into an open world platformer?”

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

1 year

So it begins….

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

8 months

//THEY are not just numbers THEY are not simply just faceless casualties, THEY have NAMES THESE were CHILDREN, PEOPLE, who had their entire future and LIVES taken away from them for NO reason #FreePalestine #Ceasefire_In_Gaza 🇵🇸

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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1 year

Oh my god this is so cute

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

Scott Pilgrim if it was fucked up and terrifying

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

9 months

"Hey....you know sonic the hedgehog?" “I want you” "What?”

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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@joeydwt Did you read the tweet?

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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Also, please don’t post the actual Bowser farting are incredibly gassy gifs, I’m only 14 I don’t need to see that shit

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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Me when i’m holding up my newborn and my wife asked me what to name it:

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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11 months

I can’t deal with this fat fuck anymore

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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8 months

FROM RIVER TO SEA! (LINKS BELOW‼️‼️‼️)

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9 months

Ramona:*farts* heh… that was a pretty big one! Me asf:

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1 year

@chazz_manjoume Chazz I can give you money if your rent is due You don’t have to keep doing this.

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@slendermmn I’m not doing that shit no more

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Fnaf 4 If it was awesome

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Where the fuck does he find these jobs

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IM INTO FAT BITCHES

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

WHAT THE FUCK HER NAME IS KIMBERLY?!??????????????????!!!!!!?!?

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Scott gay asf if I was him I would’ve gone crazy

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@RabbitZoZo

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@cartifan078902 OK dude be nice…

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Heh….how I felt when I spent five nights at Freddy’s

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11 months

how it feel tryna edge in class

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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10 months

Scott nation do I block?

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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1 year

@Gelzazz Hey! Itsa me! You bettea nota try to cheat to get 101%!

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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1 year

Her: you better be a shit quality leaked version of the Fnaf movie trailer if you think we fucking Me:

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11 months

@Gelzazz Do you think if I hop in it’ll teleport me to a Splatoon themed dark world

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1 year

“I love chubby girls” mfs when they see stretch marks

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Ramona got me pregnant

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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@PhelleAlt Huh…. I guess I’m gonna have to spend five nights at Freddy’s…

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

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matpat game theory: hello internet welcome to game theory. how BIG is my GYATT?

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

9 months

Shut up you know you like it bbg

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

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@Silly_stickfigu Wallace is MINE mobile doesn’t deserve HIM I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

9 months

Wallace made me feel like a girl and I liked it

Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

10 months

Wallace sent me this photo, What did he mean by this?

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

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@Codycar38772937 Hey master, remember when you trained me from a nobody into the world martial arts champion and helped get rid of my gatcha game addiction????!???

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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@JUST_CURI0US_ I wish you could be the girl in my dreams…

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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8 months

//my magnum opuses

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@HisPreciousLife

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Ramona, I’m gonna have to reject your offer to ‘sniff your armpits like a good boy’

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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1 year

@lioazis I ain’t even a south park fan…..

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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1 year

Me when I’m in an elevator with android 18 and she farts

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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11 months

I can’t stop… I must release my faz goo!

The Fazzy Guy/CEO of Randy/🍉

@TheFazzyGuy

11 months

/Spoilers obviously You've seen the FNAF movie? Prove it by quoting it. I'll start. "We. Want. Abby."

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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This N is really uncomfortable to sit on

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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1 year

ALSO I’M NOT A SOUTH PARK FAN I FUCKING HATE SOUTH PARK FANS!

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11 months

Brah I ain’t ever giving these guys fent again

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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Gine 🍉

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wait til you see mine next week my school’s lunch makes people jealous (and we have dessert)

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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11 months

Don’t stare at it.

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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11 months

So I was watching Renfield

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

I think if I answered, the other one will kill me

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@HisPreciousLife Which one

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

@HisPreciousLife

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This bitch lives in a gated community and gets $500 per week from her dad

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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1 year

muahahaha…Yes meat puppet,…file my taxes!

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

I’m never letting Young Neil cut my hair again bruh

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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11 months

IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY FUCKING LIFE

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

Gideon called me a faggot

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9 months

I decided to grow out my hair and I think I look pretty good!

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“GOD FUCKING damnit SCOTT where the FUCK are we!?”

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The hood in question:

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“Gonna go out on a date later, do you think this shirt will impress her?”

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“every time a new Ramona account is made I have to fight seven 7 more evil exes”

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I got this in my mail today I think I might disown her.

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Oh you’re 17? *uses my immaculate rizz*

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I shit bed

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@SimcicLina Sorry I don’t have any! All I do is stare at blank walls all day while scratching my head!

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GAHHH FOXY FUCK OFF I GOTTA SHIT

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1 year

This is so fucking adorable. Just look at Tweek he’s just a little hobgoblin✨💖

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@cartifan078902 Gurr… don’t anger me…. HE might come out…

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@UtaBalls Can you like the tweet?

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1 year

I brought you in today to discuss business expenses…

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Family photo of when I was 13

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Buy my new game out on the Nintendo switch 2

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“YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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9 months

“Gonna go out on a date later, do you think this shirt will impress her?”

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Lesbian? Why? it’s a nice day outside!

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I downloaded this app called “Reddit” on Bonnie’s phone and when I came back to the pizzeria he looked like this

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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9 months

Fuck off you little immature cunt and don’t use my fucking layout

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womp womp

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1 year

@wemajorrr I LOVE SCOTT THE WOZ

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11 months

WHAT THE HELL

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Guys I’m making spaghetti

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Executive meeting went very well today

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11 months

What the fuck is up with YouTube shorts man

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1 year

this is so cute >ww< 💖💖

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11 months

Foxy seeing the security guard with the Freddy mask on:

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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7 months

You WHAT…..

Kim Pine 🍉

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#𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 " i hope i'm not too late.. "

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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Vanessa…. I feel it kicking.!

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Men can't get pregnant 🫃

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Scott Pilgrim 🍉

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11 months

I found this photo on Abby’s phone who is this guy? Is it some kind of demonic creature? Should I be worried?

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9 months

“Soo…do you know a boy with hair like this?”

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