Rikus @HeyRikus Twitter profile

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

4 years

Me the SECOND the pandemic is over and I can hit the village

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

All I'm saying is that if Trump were really a friend of the gays, one of us would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.

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@HeyRikus

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This is exactly why Labour lost my vote. This is a politically motivated decision that is not supported by the vast majority of the medical and scientific community. This will cause harm to a vulnerable community who already have tremendous difficulties accessing care.

Wes Streeting MP

@wesstreeting

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Puberty Blockers. A 🧵 Children’s healthcare must always be led by evidence. Medicine given to children must always be proven safe and effective first. I know there’s lots of fear and anxiety. Let me explain why this decision was taken. 1/9

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

6 years

Whose d*ck do I gotta s*ck for some em*tional intim*cy

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

I wanted to shave but I got lazy and took a selfie instead because that's the type of person I am.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

Not bad for a girl you has severe arthritis and legit can't exercise properly, I think.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

My cat likes using me as a raft when I bath

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

World of Wonder shared my tweet. I can't handle this. I am in tears now. 😂

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

3 years

Had an overwhelming desire for dessert so I made @Nigella_Lawson ‘s Basque burnt cheesecake with a sour cherry sauce 😍

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

There are certain points in our lives where we get tested, where our decisions shape our future.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

It me. Sweaty me.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

Some selfie outtakes that I thought deserved justice

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

I might not have abs... but I do have clinical depression and commitment issues.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Watching the American presidential race is like knowing your friend does coke every day but he swears he's not addicted. It's a mess.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

12 years

I don't understand how people can look in the mirror, know their eyebrows have joined and do nothing about it.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

10 years

Look who's a sloppy drunk http://t.co/zvGd9uOdv0

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

4 years

Being gay means that this is my TL

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Special thanks to @GordonSix from Terenzo International Hairdressing for the cut! I love it! 😁😁😁

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

9 years

When straight couples can dry hump in public but gay ones can't show any signs of affection because they have to be considerate🙃

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

I was gonna send this as a snapchat, but it ended up being a good selfie so now I'm here.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

There isn't a full length mirror in my house and I'm wondering if my parents actually want me to succeed in life.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

It me with grey hair

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Ok @Andy quoted my tweet. I am officially in tears. Today has been wild. 😂😩 I don't know what to do with myself

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

9 years

I just want a hot boyfriend without having to go through the effort of becoming hot myself. That's not unrealistic, is it?

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

One day I will find a man that will understand that I will always love the bread you get before meals at restaurants more than him.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

12 years

Dating someone younger won't bring your youth back. Bathing in their blood will. Science.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Because I'm WHAT? Vain.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

I took this while my friend was throwing up on Friday night =]

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@HeyRikus

8 years

When he didn't lie about being 9 inches

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@HeyRikus

8 years

Do I really need to write this exam? I got almost 700 RTs on a tweet yesterday. I'm an Internet celebrity now, mom.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

I might be depressed but thankfully, I’m not heterosexual.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Ok @AndyRichter retweeted my Trump tweet. I am freaking out. What is going on. Send help.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

2 months

@ploddybob … this is an opinion letter to the editor from an ideological non-profit that holds a fringe view, not a reputable medical organisation. It is not the iron-clad evidence you seem to think it is.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

If I take really long to reply, I'm not ignoring you. I'm just trying to find the appropriate gif/meme in my gallery.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

People keep asking me if I'm a top or a bottom but really I'm just a soulless husk of a person incapable of intimate relationships.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

2 months

My advice to people reading this tweet is to not debate with transphobes. They are choosing not to engage with evidence because that would mean that they have to confront the fact that they have misplaced their anger onto a vulnerable group.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

UM @sharonstone RETWEETED ME AND I AM FREAKING OUT

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Idk. I guess this is what I do now.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Orlando Bloom was one of the reasons I knew I was a homosexual. This has been a good day for me. I deserved this.

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@HeyRikus

8 years

I didn't receive one nude on my birthday. I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed, gay Twitter.

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@HeyRikus

8 years

I just heard an advert for a major discount on lube only to find out it was for cars and I'm sick of being teased by the straights like this

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

11 years

My goal is to be attractive enough that people don't care about my personality.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

What do you mean we don't keep in contact? I like your selfies all the time?!?!

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

9 years

I don't recognise myself without facial hair http://t.co/A8qa0BO3bD

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

I took this photo by accident while I was lining up a shot for another photo I posted on insta. So anyway, I like it so here it is.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

Over-filtered and under-appreciated

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

My reaction to basically all of my friends' snapchat stories.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Being gay is difficult because you wanna complain about how awful guys are but you're a guy and you're awful too.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

Hey @Caitlyn_Jenner come get the man that you voted for

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

....victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Me? No, I'm not a model. Oh? You didn't ask? Oh ok.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

Straight couples are too comfortable. Y'all think it's ok to canoodle in lectures. Spaces of education are not for your breeder tendencies.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

6 years

I want this man to destroy my oesophagus

Brian Jordan Alvarez

@brianjoralvarez

6 years

What’s love but a second hand emotion

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

6 years

Tbh sex doesn’t have to ruin friendships. Have sex with people who you can trust and care for your wellbeing. If you’re honest about what you want from it, then there’s nothing to worry about. Stop disposing people you fuck and don’t assume everything needs to be about feelings.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

10 years

My life summed up in one photo http://t.co/HFa9Mz02Je

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

2 months

@CotswoldGirls Oh look another ADULT who wants to interfere with the bodily autonomy of teenagers and the decisions made between patients, their parents and doctors 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

11 years

I can bake, drink heavily and I'm not afraid of spiders so I'll be a perfect trophy husband.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Oh. My. God. Oh my god. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.

THE BOSTON GAY

@ImAwful

8 years

OMFG!!!!!! @HeyRikus

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

I got my hair cut the other day and I couldn't wait to slightly pout for a selfie in my bathroom

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

5 years

Shocked and surprised to learn that my actions have consequences ☹️

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

11 years

Naw, bitch. You ain't a porn star... You ain't even a porn dwarf planet.

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@HeyRikus

8 years

I'm screaming

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

11 years

Wtf? I've eaten 30 bowls of Special K today and I haven't even dropped a dress size?!

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

6 years

I don’t know if all bartenders are hot or if I just find them attractive because they serve me alcohol

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

8 years

Don't forget the real meaning of Christmas!

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@HeyRikus

8 years

I have a healthy sex life in the sense that I never have sex and thus am at no risk for stds

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@HeyRikus

6 years

Had afternoon tea. Except it was beer and bar food. I’m drunk. Good birthday. 10/10

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@HeyRikus

2 months

Rosie Duffield seems to have locked her account. I don’t think a sitting MP should make themselves unreachable. No one should experience online harassment, but for that to be a reality, our politicians can’t use homophobic and transphobic rhetoric. She needs to be sacked.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

6 years

So ya girl got a job offer today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

Wow *another* moody bathroom selfie from Rikus

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

6 years

A skin care professional told me I should be getting a facial once a month so

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

I guess this is a thing that I do now

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

I just wanna know when everyone from my high school is gonna come out. I need to sleep with at least one jock as a personal revenge for the hell I went through. I deserve this.

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Rikus

@HeyRikus

7 years

I really wanted to get a snack but I can’t move now