Hernán García @Hernan308 Twitter profile

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

2 years

My brother supposedly had the “plug” with tv’s and they ended up selling him a McDonald’s screen 🤣🤣🤣

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Hernán García

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6 years

My girl said she wanted a Burberry coat.. idk why she spelled Burlington like that

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3 years

Lo que el cliente pida 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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6 years

My professor confronted me about leaving lectures early as I was trying to leave and I told her that my sons mother doesn’t help me pick him up at daycare and how I basically raise him by myself.. Lmao I was just hungry

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So I made this little arrangement for my girl, my first initial is H and hers is E. Not once did it cross my mind that the heart in the middle would look like an O 🤦🏻‍♂️ So basically on our anniversary I called my girl a hoe 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

What are y’all non-essentials up to? I’m here at work being essential to society

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

3 years

Happy Hispanic heritage month

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

7 years

This is real goals.No dumbass picnic dates, no matching Jordans, a girl who supports me faithfully and a house where our kids can grow up in

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@vzvlev

7 years

Took the next big step into the scary adult world. We get to build our dream home together, it's officially ours! 😭♥️🏡

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

3 years

Free all three 🙏🏻🙏🏻

The Monitor

@monitornews

3 years

Police: Pharr brothers beat stepfather to death for abusing sister | #RGV

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2 years

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Hernán García

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4 years

Stimmy & income tax

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Hernán García

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6 years

Alexa is my best friend when I’m home alone 😂

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

7 years

If u ever see a Mexican kid and he opens his mouth and you see these, run for for your fuckin life lol these kids are evil

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

3 years

When kumbia kings said “🦅🦅 🦅🦅”, I felt that..

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

Bro I fucking hate getting all these questions when I pump gas 🤬🤬🤬

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

7 years

Hit me as hard as you can pls

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7 years

Attention: The Cold Front has entered Texas!

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

I can’t wait for those chilly mornings in October-November 🤩

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

5 years

Va ser un pinche Simpson o que alv 😂😂😂😂

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

3 years

Galveston Tropical storm Nicholas (2021)

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4 years

😂😂😂

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

5 years

Another thanksgiving with my parents both healthy.. What more can I ask for 🙏🏻

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

A cabron yo nomas pensé que tomaban cocas jajajaja

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

6 years

“Everyone with an android drinks” jajaja no mms como voy a invitar a un pinche pobre a mi pori

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6 years

Game night at my house🤪🤪

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Hernán García

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5 years

Anda pesado el yuñior!!!!!!!

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Hernán García

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6 years

Girls out here with no ass and a beer belly sayin they’re thick 😂okay tio

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

3 years

Life is too short drink your $8 Starbucks and pump your $80 half tank of gas de todos modos nos vamos a morir alv

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2 years

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Hernán García

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5 years

I like twitter before 8 a.m, there’s so much positivity! Then after all the mf’s with no jobs wake up 🙄

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

5 years

Laundering money thru your girl >>>

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

5 years

When u have that one follower that always likes ur shit

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4 years

😂😂😂😂

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@Hernan308

3 years

Happy Hispanic heritage month

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

5 years

Girl- if you don’t have horses don’t wear boots All of Twitter-

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Hernán García

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3 years

Best part about house hunting 😂😂😂

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

crazy isn’t it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

“why are you dressed like that” “like what”

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Hernán García

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8 months

Aver si hacen fila para comprar esta 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hernán García

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3 years

aaaaa prro trais un hellquack 😂😂😂😂

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Hernán García

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5 years

Yo practicando para mi próxima relación tóxica 🤪

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

Unos tacos d birria 😋

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

3 years

Tas viendo y no vessss babosa

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Hernán García

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3 years

Mood asf 😂😂😂

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3 years

😂😂😂😂😂

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Hernán García

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1 month

Mexican legend

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1 month

Young Dolph would've been 39 years old today, Happy Birthday & RIP 🕊️

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

5 years

Me after the semester is over

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@delmiyaa

7 years

After a break up

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

9 months

Mamalonnnn dejarla una semana antes de navidad para no regalarle nada jajajaja che vato inteligente

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@AccessBadBunny

9 months

Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner have broken up, according to People

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@Hernan308

3 years

Houston life 😝✌🏻

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4 years

Lil stimulus bfast✌🏻

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7 years

A comer 😋✌🏻🍕

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3 years

Skinny gf that Novio marrano never finishes 🤝 que se come her plate todo lo que se le atraviesa

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6 years

Somebody’s cutting onions near me 😢 I hope to one day have this with my son

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3 years

😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Houston Tx 🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Alguien se esta riendo o está frenando un carro???

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1 year

😔✌🏻

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3 years

😓😓😓

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4 years

Chalupa juice 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

😂😂😂😂

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3 years

☹️🥺

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2 years

“Te puedo marcar?” Miamor me puedes secuestrar si kieres🫶🏻

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3 years

Ahhhhh perro trais los see you later alligators 😂😂😂

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2 years

I’m sorry I cheated I just… idk I miss queen Elizabeth II😔💔

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Hernán García

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11 months

Back to work you fucking trash ass motherfucker no Cole slaw please

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4 years

How it started: How it is: 😎💪🏻

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3 years

Yo tmbn quise hacer uno🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Imagine being a 6’3 hardworking man who has a girl who still brings up her 5’6 ex from two years ago 😂😂😂😂

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Hernán García

@Hernan308

4 years

Y’all ever look at yalls girls and have a sudden urge to trap her with a baby or is that just me jajajaja de aqui no te escapas chiquita que le vamos a poner al yunior

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Hernán García

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4 years

That whole tóxica tóxico bs is cringe asf just say your insecure and act like a child and go

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@Hernan308

6 years

Es viernes y:

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Hernán García

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2 years

When u take that first sip and it tastes like “ontas” at 3 AM🤣

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Hernán García

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5 years

I’m such a sucker for deep talks .. I wanna know what made you a Hoe

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5 years

Arreglo papaeles hmu

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3 years

cuando hay lana te puedes dar ciertos lujos

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2 years

Obviously we mirrored a picture from the menu for the pic tv world perfect 🫡

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3 years

Felicidades @Canelo 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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5 years

Not much but I do the best I can 😇

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5 years

Bad bunny makes music for girls who aren’t over their ex but always post shit so their ex can see

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5 years

“Aidan is my king” Twitter is mad asf rn

AGAR 🇭🇹 and 99 others

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Sorry. Not sorry.

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3 years

Man I really wasn’t trying to wake up to go to work today but then I remember Steve from Blues clues said he was proud of me so I had to go get this bread

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5 years

El dj: Arriba los solteros Yo:

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Hernán García

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2 years

Good morning guys, I just wanted to remind you guysl to not be the bigger person, be the problem, start the argument, hold grudges, we’ll heal in hell

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Hernán García

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Vergüenza jajajaja me vale verga