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Hello there. 30. ADULT . Engineer. Just memes, BTS and delusion. MINORS SHOOSHOO GET OUT!

your ass
Joined September 2014
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Welcome to my delulu land. 🌈🦄🌟✨🌝7️⃣
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So cute
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He heard the 'smeraldo flower marching band' is hiring
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WOAH
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I miss his long hair so much
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They kiss when i close
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😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
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.....moving on...
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He forgot to switch to his stan account.
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😳
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This is UKIYO Seokjin
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@Hellonootme
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😍
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Yoongi is 30 and Jimin is blond. Coincidence? I think not. We living in UKIYO times fellas.
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Yg: Jimin-ssi Jm: ✋🏼 come back after I've my first cup of coffee. Yg: but- Jm: *glares* Yg: Fine! *Yg comes back after 15 mins* Yg: There is a board meeting in 2 hours and we have- Jm: We? Who? Yg: Park Jimin you are my secretary so you have to be there with me! Jm: 🙄
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The Rhythm feels gay
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I too wanna be shoved into a tub full of cash by Min Yoongi
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Yoonmin ao3 fics sorted by tropes 🐥🐱
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sarah ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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sitting on his lap would probably fix me
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That's who we fighting in yoonmin fics???? 😭😭😭
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leti⁷
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i’m sorry what
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BE MINE
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How about omega Jm's first time being his bestfriends brother Yg?? And Jm ends up biting the alpha's scent gland and mating him. And he is all happy and content calling yg his alpha, his mate the next day.
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Pack Alpha Yoongi Before After Presentation presentation
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The whole restaurant is crowded, so Jimin sat down in an empty seat with his ramen bowl. *Slurp* glances at the guy in front of him. The guy is staring at him too. 👁️👄👁️ 🍜 *Everyone is staring at Jm because nobody has ever dared to sit next to the AgustD*
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"my bf's the most "YOU KNOW OTHER jealous man i know" MEN ???"
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At work At home
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"do you take me, Min yoongi as your lawfully wedded husba-" " wait.. i thought this is Tony Montana rehearsal?"
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Is that yoongi? 🤭🤭
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👤: look at him being all smug? Yg: Leave him alone. Nobody touches him. 👤: but sir! He just put you in jail. Yg: ... He can do whatever he wants with me, nobody touches him. Do you hear me? *with a fond smile yg watches the proud lawyer doing a victory dance 😍*
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Me to me: don't be weird about it Also me: I GOTTA FILL MY JAR
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Jm: have you...thought about .. a relationship? Yg: ...... Jm: forget I asked.. Yg: WE HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR 3 YEARS Jm: so is that a no? Yg: I have been your boyfriend for 4 years PARK JIMIN! Jm: ohh..
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Everyone thinks Alpha yoongi is scary. That is until they see his Omega Jimin mad.
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Yg: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??? Hs: I know you're our boss and all but Fck you!! Yg: ???? Tae: *throws his drink* THAT'S FOR BREAKING MY SOULMATES HEART Yg: ... What?? Jk: Yeah how dare you breakup with hyung??
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When I close the book they kiss?????
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staff: Wow you guys acting is perfect. The chemistry is just 🔥 Yg: We were supposed to act? Jm: 😄😄
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I had to make one
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😳😳😳😳
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*reads comments* Yg: ' what have I been doing lately? ' Yg: babyyy can you come here Jm: Yes hyung? 🤨 Yg: show them your face *Jm comes and sits infront of the camera* Yg: Him. That's what i have been doing lately. Jm: .... MIN YOONGI THIS IS A LIVE!?
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YOOONGIIII
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Someone said that Jin and Nj did all the work in ukiyo, and all Yg did was smoke and fck Jimin 😭😭😭
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😳
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CEO Yoongi * Secretary/Assistant Jimin fics for Star
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😩😩
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Jm: When the pups go to sleep i need that knot, do you hear me?? Yg: nods eagerly
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Right place, right person
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I HAD TO DO IT 😭
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"come on Jiminah, you know this one" "uhh.. " "We do this all the time " "... choke me daddy?" "What noo... hold me tight!!"
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yoonmin have been online friends for 3 years now. Whenever they are not busy at work, they are chatting with eo. Hs: you should ask jm out Yg: he is a stranger I don't know anything about him Hs: what's his fav color? Yg: yellow Hs: what's his fav food? Yg: kimchi jjigae
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When it's Jimin's wedding day tomorrow, but he gotta tweet Rapper Min Yoongi one last time, just in case. He just jumped on the trend for fun. JUST FOR FUN.
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"PARK JIMIN!" "Yoongi-ah! Who died? Why are you shouting?" "You killed the head of Choi clan?! You know how much trouble you're in.. I am drowning in paperwork!" " Meh. I'll just kill whoever they send after me. Is that all? I gotta catch up with the last season of Bridgerton"
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Class top student Jm tutoring the class bad boy Yg. "If you get this question right i will give you anything you want!" "Anything?" "Anything I can afford" "How about a kiss?" ".. umm.. sure.." And yoongi is just pretending he doesn't know it so he can spend time with jm.
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👤: boss we found him trying to escape. Again. Yg: What did i do this time? Jm: you didn't kiss me this morning before you left • ɞ • Yg: I did Jm: No you didn't Yg: I DID Jm: you didn't kiss me 5 times Yg: ... Jm: so goodbye Yg: drags him to the bedroom
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Mob boss and his lawyer... The mob boss is the cheery one. Park Jimin
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and if they met????
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Burning the whole city to find his lover
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“Why am I here?” Doll asks. “Do you know who I am?” Doll shakes his head, a faint smile still on his lips. Pretty lips. Full and shining with what must be gloss. “Min Yoongi.” The smile doesn't falter, but his eyes widen slightly. “Oh.” he says. “You're my boss.”
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Fic where yoongi and Jimin are avid Namjin shippers and devoted fanfic readers.
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Jimin is excited to meet his boyfriend's dad. His plan: Get Mr.Min's blessings. When he locks his eyes with his boyfriend's dad Min Yoongi the whole world stops for them. Sparks flying. That's his soulmate. His other half. New plan: seduce Mr.Min
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I think they are rival band members... I think...
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Omega Jimin takes his alpha nephew out for a uncle-nephew date. They are having some brownies and frappes when he suddenly hears his nephew's voice. "My uncle's body is NOT for your eyes!" He is really proud of his nephew, because as an omega he has a hard time in public spaces
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*yg busy interrogating* *Jm walks in* Yg: JIMIN WHAT DID I TELL YOU- Jm: hyung! It's urgent Yg: Why. What happened Jm: I need help •᷄ɞ•᷅ Yg: Did someone threaten you?? Who ?? Where are they? *Loads his gun* Jm: noo hyung.. i need help with icing the cupcakes.
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Top ten fics I read this year on ao3 (2023 fics) It Runs In Our Blood do my heart good Result of Fondness All roads lead to you Ivy Leaves and Oak Trees
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🐻 "yoongi marry me!" 🐥 i don't think there is one (comment like that) 😂🤣🤣😂🤣
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😺: so who do you want to do your interrogation? Me or my partner. I'll be nice and give you a choice 👤: Your partner, please 😺: I must warn you, don't be deceived by looks 👤: Hmm.. i will go with the blonde 😺: Don't say I didn't warn you
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My ukiyo babies
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okay
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A fic where Jimin writes a book 'How to top ; written by a bottom' because he is tired of incompetency. Yoongi ends up buying this book after just reading the title thinking it's gonna be a motivational book about reaching the top. He spent his last 10 bucks on it.
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Omega Jm doesn't know that he is pregnant
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When jm texts yg with "I got a new rose toy. Come help me set it up. " and yg speeds his way to Jm's house only to realise it's lego.
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Thinking of rich CEO yg going to an art exhibition and art curator Jm gives him a tour of each piece? Yg: This piece is perfect .. I want to pin this on my home office wall Jm: You can pin me instead ( under his breath) Yg: what Jm: what
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"How was your experience with producer Suga?" "It was very pleasant and I had a great time. Umm" *looks at yg to see if he should continue* *Silent go ahead* "I mean I am 3 months 🫃🏻 rn.. so i would say 💯/💯 and our next collab will come out in just 6 months"
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I just realized he is carrying a birkin
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𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊⁷⁼¹ ♡ 아포방포 ᴬᴾᴼᴮᴬᴺᴳᴾᴼ
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Same.
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EVER THOUGHT ABOUT IF YOU GO REPORT EVERY CREATIVE ACCOUNTS WE WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN JIMIN'S MOON TATTOOS???
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INSANE .
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Remember when
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*Jimin barges in* "YOU!! Look at the time" "Jiminie, baby, I am wrapping up. Can you stay outside for a bit. Please??" "Why? You doing something secretive or sm?? Are you cheating on me?? Why is he in a bathtub?? Tied up?? Gun play?? WHILE I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD??"
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Why did Yoongi say "what" as soon as he picked up? Looks like Jimin is always calling him and he is like now what? 😭😭😭
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*gang leaders fighting , throwing punches and one of them went in for the neck* "Did you just.. bite me??" "..A little" " YOU JUST MATED ME??!" *Yg goes in for the neck too* "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE MINE WAS MISTAKE!!" Aaaaand they are mated. For life #ymabomonth24_d7
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@mygbebe I finally understand all the " yoongi marry me" comments V say outloud
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That smile tho 😍
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Is there a fic where Yg's gay awakening is his son's flirty bestie Jm??? Jm: your dad's hot Jk: lay off my dad, he's not into guys Jm: we'll see 😏
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Nj: you smell like heat hyung, had a good time with your omega? 😏 Hs: your omega is here to see you. Yg: Let him in, and tell everyone to leave. Nj, Hs: 😳 ok boss ... Jm: Oh they still think I am your pretty little omega? Yg: *starts scenting Jm* Jm coos: my omega 😘
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Therefore, yoonmin married
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SHOOKY?! 😭
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......blossom..... *cries in a corner*
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My mind: DON'T EVEN DON'T SAY IT DON'T - YOONMIN MARRIED
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Is that ao3 kindergarten teacher Park Jimin?
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Ongoing ao3 fics I am reading
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🐱: I introduce you, my Jiminie 👤: uhh.. no park jimin of bts 🐱: oh okay... I introduce to you the love of my life , Park jimin 👤: Just Park Jimin of BTS. That's it 🐱: ok. Everyone let me introduce you to my hus- umm? 👤: bandmate 🐱:..... You know what I'll just leave.
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"PARK JIMIN YOU TOOK MY CLOTHES AGAIN???"
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They are married.
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Omega Jimin pulls silly pranks on his husband Alpha Yoongi almost everyday, because he does not like being in an arranged marriage with his childhood enemy Yoongi.
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Jimin can't sleep because of the noise coming from his neighbor's apartment. So he goes in to check on him only to find him sitting in a tub with a gun to his head. "Seriously? I came here to see if you are in danger and you are playing paintball? W/O ME??" "Jiminah LEAVE "
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"Some soup? 😁😏" "Why are you smiling like that?" "I am not smiling 🤨🤭" .. *takes the lid off and sees a thumb and an eye ball in his soup* "Oh yeah i cooked the minister who was trying to go against you 🤭" "And they say I am the mad king.." *endearingly*
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Ever read a smut so good you had to start taking notes halfway through? Please drop that fic
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🫠🫠
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Prince Jm in disguise as a fan dancer because he loves dancing and ends up catching the eye's of prince yoongi from another kingdom. Yoongi wants to meet this fan dancer before he gets married off to his betrothed Prince Park Jm.
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"I wanna be a rockstar hyungie" "you told me you wanted to be a painter last week and i just bought a painting studio last week Jimin!" *Jimin Pouts* " Pleeeaaase hyungiee •᷄ɞ•᷅ " ".... FINE! Nj see whether you can scare off Jinhit into selling their company.."
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Rich chaebol Yoongi and middle class Jimin are in a fwb relationship. Yoongi is certain that Jimin is in love with him, he is a bit delusional because yoongi thinks he is out of league for jm because of his money and status. One day Mrs Min catches them when they are together.
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yg: MY MATE!!! *eyes glowing * jm: ??? Yg: YOU ARE MY MATE. I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU - Jm: are you Australian or something? Yg: I am Yg! My inner alpha has submitted to you my beautiful human mate. Jm: ....Sir... I am calling a trusted adult *Calls Nj who is 1 Y older*
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[REST]
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Single parent Yoongi takes his daughter Jiyoon to work on "bring your daughter to work" day. Jimin: Hello kid. I am your dad's boss Park Jimin Jiyoon: Daddy said you're a clown but I think you're a unicorn 😍 a beautiful unicorn 😍 Yoongi: MIN JIYOOON-
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I would die for him. Kill for him. Live for him.
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@Hellonootme
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Omega Jimin hates smokers, so when he sees a guy smoking near his flower shop he goes over to him, takes the cigarettes out of the mans lips and throws it to the ground. And gives him a lollipop. "YOU SON OF A *yg sees the man* ...... Angel 🥺🥺 Thank you! "
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@Hellonootme
Rtzy 7️⃣
4 months
I WON
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