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Dad / Star Wars Youtube Channel (not super active) / Firefighter 🚒 / EMT / US Navy Veteran 🇺🇲 / Hugo Award Finalist

Jacksonville, FL
Joined August 2012
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scarier than darth vader
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man that prison in andor would be a really fun battlefront map
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2 years
my live action star wars show ranking 1) andor 2) mando 3) kenobi 4) fett goodnight
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guys i think andor might be the best star wars thing ever made holy fuckity fuck
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andor is so good it doesn't seem real. like it's a dream. i don't really know what i mean by this statement but it feels too good for star wars. completely elevates the franchise. fuck. i love it so much. fuck.
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4 years
just leonardo dicaprio buying phantom menace toys that's all
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3 years
sent to me by a buddy
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3 years
a star wars story
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Ewoks didn't ruin Star Wars The Phantom Menace didn't ruin Star Wars Attack of the Clones didn't ruin Star Wars Revenge of the Sith didn't ruin Star Wars The Force Awakens didn't ruin Star Wars Rogue One didn't ruin Star Wars The Last Jedi didn't ruin Star Wars #StarWars
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I love what The Mandalorian did with Tusken Raiders.
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Han Solo's DL-44 was just a modified German Mauser. The Stormtrooper E-11 was just a modified Sterling submachine gun. There are a lot more, but I'm tired.
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i vote that more star wars books should do this
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andor + tlj + mando season 1 + clone wars season 7 = best things to come out of the modern star wars era goodnight
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7 years
Rumor: Solo trailer on Sunday. Rumor: Solo trailer on Monday. Rumor: Solo trailer on Tuesday. Rumor: Solo trailer on Wednesday. Rumor: Solo trailer on Thursday. Rumor: Solo trailer on Friday. Rumor: Solo trailer on Saturday. Don’t forget to like and subscribe.
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garage sale: grown man asking me how much the lego set is: $50 10 year old asking me how much the lego set is: $10
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She said "Chewbacca" when she saw George Harrison and we laughed.
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You aren't a real #StarWars fan if you never sucked on this Jar Jar lollipop
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3 years
imagine fuckin imagine being a grown man bitching on the internet about every single thing being woke or playing boo hoo victim or whatever and then turning that into your entire personality and livelihood imagine that being your contribution to the world how fucking embarrassing
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1983 "Star Wars is dead!" 1999 "Star Wars is dead!" 2002 "Star Wars is dead!" 2005 "Star Wars is dead!" 2015 "Star Wars is dead!" 2017 "Star Wars is dead!" 2019 "Star Wars is dead!" 2029 "Star Wars is dead!" 2032 "Star Wars is dead!" 2035 "Star Wars is dead!" Etc
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the original trilogy sucks we dont know the emperor's backstory i mean how did he meet vader and where did he get his powers and where is he from and who were his parents and how does he shooted the lightning and why his face like that and who cleans his robe why his name sheev
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SPOILER ALERT: You're getting older, and there are younger humans called "children" and sometimes things are made for these younger humans that aren't going to appeal to you because you're getting older.
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What the official Star Wars website looked like in 1997, 1998, 2000, and 2001.
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Dear #TheMandalorian , I love you. Yours truly, HelloGreedo
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no disrespect i know everyone likes and dislikes different shit but as someone pushing 40 years old it's kind of hilarious to me to know prequel fans are complaining about new star wars i don't like a lot of new star wars either i'm just not an asshole about it anyway bye
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STAR WARS DIRECTOR DISRESPECTS FANS!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨😮😮😮😮😮dont forget to like and subscribe and click that bell for more great content
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WHAT THE FUCK THOSE 20+ ACOLYTE TRAILERS FROM THE "DARTH TRAILER" YOUTUBE CHANNEL OVER THE PAST YEAR WERE BULLSHIT???!!!!
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This concept art reminds me of Zelda, and now I want a fun/adventurous/lighthearted Zelda-eqsue Star Wars game.
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i miss andor
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Guys ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm in love.
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George Lucas and his dog Indiana.
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That's a lot of Star Wars.
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HEY. Star Wars Eclipse.
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i fucking love the fact that some people thought this was real like i fucking love it to my bones i love how gullible some people are and i fucking love how youtubers jumped on it and fed into the idea that this fucking obvious photoshop was real ahhhhhahahahahahahaha
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wife watched the season 3 mando trailer & saw grogu & mando back together & said 'oh they get back together' & i said 'ya they got back together in another show ...' that's dumb gotta watch a different show to understand a different show dumb don't care how it's spun that's dumb
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it's fun watching a new star wars thing and then not coming on here
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Season 2 concept art makes me want to play this non-existent #TheMandalorian video game.
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Somewhere there's a group of elementary school friends who just watched the #StarWarsResistance trailer on their phones in the school cafeteria and their eyes are wide and they're super pumped... ...and somewhere else there's a grown man about to kick and scream on YouTube.
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nowhere in canon did it mention greedo's washboard abs ...
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That's one exciting ass trailer.
@starwars
Star Wars
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Witness the end of the groundbreaking series. The final season of Star Wars: #TheCloneWars starts streaming Feb. 21 on #DisneyPlus .
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Darth Maul wears orthopedics.
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disney doesnt want you to see this 40 year old concept art that has been seen on the internet since it was possible to put pictures on the internet and can be see in official art books disney hates that youre looking at this so naughty so daring secret spy stuff please click pls
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"Han says hi" bomb graffiti in The Last Jedi 👍
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honestly didn't expect this to make me as happy and excited as it did
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can you imagine how much youtube ad revenue would be made if a female star wars character in the year of our lord 2022 grabbed a blaster and yelled "into the garbage chute, flyboy"
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The first episode of Band of Brothers aired 20 years ago today. September 9, 2001. Crazy. If you've never seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it immediately. Nothing like it.
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first look at a few new villains in the obi-wan kenobi show from entertainment weekly
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Do we wear blinders with the SW we grew up with? Because holly-jolly-holy-shit the things Ive seen folks complain about in the new movies while letting equally goofy/improbable/whatever shit slide in movies they grew up with is goddamn hilarious Hey, Ive been guilty of this too
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Never would've guessed that a reality TV star who sold thick ties at JCPenney and ran some casinos into the ground would be the one to build a personality cult, feed conspiracy bullshit, and ultimately undermine American democracy and our constitution... ...but here we are. 🇺🇲
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How can you tell if someone doesn't like Star Wars: The Last Jedi? Don't worry. They'll tell you.
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See no spoilers. Hear no spoilers. Speak no spoilers. @StarWars @RianJohnson @HamillHimself #StarWars #TheLastJedi
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One of the main appeals of #TheMandalorian for me is how it didn't rely on characters we're already familiar with. New stories. New heroes. New villains. New new new Never liked the idea of everything needing to be connected; makes the #StarWars universe feel small. We'll see...
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Temuera Morrison, who played Jango Fett in 2002's ' #StarWars : Attack of the Clones', will appear in season two of #TheMandalorian
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Many years from now... You're laying in the hospital bed, fading in and out of consciousness... Here it comes... Your brain begins to shut down... The last thought you ever have is... 'I'm glad I spent so much time on Twitter telling people I didn't like the thing they made'
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club obi wan in indiana jones and the temple of doom
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Maybe it's just me, but I always saw the mention of the Knights of Ren in TFA as one of those lines in Star Wars movies that's there for context. Master of the Knights of Ren. He's more powerful than his peers. Got it. I was never hell-bent on needing them in a movie for that ...
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Just came back from 2083. Here's my updated top 20 #StarWars list. Favorite to least 1) Ep 4 2) Ep 18 3) Ep 71 4) Ep 32 5) Ep 110 6) Ep 5 7) Ep 241 8) Ep 41 9) Ep 29 10) Ep 13 11) Ep 49 12) Ep 168 13) Ep 66 14) Ep 102 15) Ep 61 16) Ep 171 17) Ep 11 18) Ep 23 19) Ep 153 20) Ep 8
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man i just wanted to search around for a cool and unique the last jedi print to put in my office not question humanity what the fuck
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Perfect.
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that's exactly what i do it's not some big secret it is cheesy as fuck cheers
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The community didn't spoil the surprise ending of #JediFallenOrder for me. No review spoiled it either. I received no notifications, comments, or chat messages on my live streams with spoilers. What spoiled the surprised? A TV commercial for the game on Thanksgiving... Dumb!
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From the theatrical run of the special editions in the 90s, to watching the prequels, hearing Rey's theme for the first time in the theater might take the cake as my favorite music moment in any Star Wars theater experience I've ever had.
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hurry up obi-wan show
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If you could have any lightsaber, what lightsaber would you pick and what color would it be? I'd pick a DL-44.
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youtube is like "why boba fett has brown eyes" 18 million views
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I'm taking a lot of screenshots for an upcoming video, and I'm reminded of how amazing Hamill's performance is in The Last Jedi. Goddamn. Best Star Wars performance. Goodnight!
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FILL THE FRAME WITH SPACESHIPS
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Luke on Crait is one of my all time favorite #StarWars scenes. The remorse. The regret. The anger. The sacrifice. The twist.
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back in the day there used to be some star wars that i liked and some star wars that i didn't like. and nowadays there are some star wars that i like and some star wars that i don't like. not much has changed. alright. cool. see you guys next time.
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kenobi trailer was incredible completely mind blowing out of this world superb
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I spy with my little eye my favorite Disney-era Star Wars movie ...
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don't be like this man. this is an embarrassing man.
@ChudsOfTikTok
ChudsOfTikTok 𓅜 🐀
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All these woke videogames don't even check your chromosomes anymore. #starfield
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if someone painted an old school military portrait of dedra meero i'd buy it and hang it on my office wall with a drywall anchor and a screw
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"Hey! We don't serve their kind here." "What?" "Your droids. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." KEEP YOUR POLITICAL & SOCIAL COMMENTARY OUT OF MY STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Star Wars game like Red Dead Redemption 2 but on Tatooine where you're a part of the Hutt cartel running jobs for the family and dangling people by their feet over the Sarlacc pit (pre-SE) for not paying their debt. I've been playing too much Red Dead Redemption 2. #StarWars
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Out of all the cosplay photos I saw come out of #StarWarsCelebration , this is without a doubt my favorite. Hilarious.
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Man, I think I'm most excited for " #StarWars : The Acolyte". SUPER pumped for Rogue Squadron, but this has potential to be really damn unique. "... mystery-thriller set in the last days of a new era: The High Republic."
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i really like that little yell in the boba fett chapter title jingle
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Guess I'll do this shit too. ANH ESB ROTJ TLJ TFA TPM ROTS TROS SOLO RO AOTC
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That's character. That's America. Godspeed, Mr. President. 🇺🇲
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My name is Kino Loy. I'm the day shift manager on Level Five.
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Super-duper powerful Force powers. I like my Force subtle. I like my Force pretty hippy-dippy & subdued. Less video game. More silent retreat. The more over-the-top & powerful Force powers are, the more the Force feels like generic super power shit you'd see in other franchises.
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I made one.
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attn: DISNEY i still have not received payment for saying that i liked the ledi jedi please send check immediately i am waiting for the check and i need another check to keep saying that i liked the last jedi please dont forget to send check plz im waiting plz thanx
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the internet casting news 2006
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andor is peak star wars have a wonderful evening
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Leonardo DiCaprio buying The Phantom Menace toys.
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What an absolute lovely piece of Star Wars entertainment that was.
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just saw return of the jedi ... ummm did richard marquand even watch the empire strikes back!?!?!?!? LOL😂🤣the emperor doesnt look like that LOL😅😂🤣😂🤣😅😅😂😂😂 dont forget to like and subscribe and click that bell for more great content
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Surreal. We're only 13 hours away from seeing gameplay footage.
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34. Next up ... 35.
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"All this bullshit about creative differences and all that stuff is ... none of it is true." "It's not nearly as dramatic as it sounds online." PS: Fucking hate the headline here. "Lashes out". Nope. Always have to try squeeze controversy out of nothing
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Ewan McGregor talks Obi-Wan series. "They just slid the production to shooting next year." "So it's not as dramatic as it sounds," McGregor added. "I just got here tonight, and it's like, oh my god look at all this stuff! It's not that dramatic."
@etnow
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Don't worry, "Star Wars" fans, the Ewan McGregor Obi-Wan Kenobi series is still the Disney+ show you're looking for!
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Reading through the comments on my latest video, and I have to say this once again ... ... I am SO FUCKING glad the internet is not in charge of writing Star Wars movies.
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That one time Mark Hamill shared my image.
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Mark Hamill
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Not exactly known for their expert marksmanship-for once these Stormtroopers are RIGHT ON TARGET! How long can the secrets of #TheLastJedi REMAIN a mystery? I'm counting on you #UPFs to not ruin it for others-Enjoy the show & #MayTheSpoilersRemainInYou ! #Shhh
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Jack Black with those AT-ATs and that Stormtrooper 👍 @jackblack
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good evening indiana jones and the temple of doom has the best intro of any indiana jones movie leave your comment on my geocities guest book goodnight
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