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Hockey Raconteur. Finnish Goalie Enjoyerer. NHL/AHL outsider/sycophant. Sometime Professional Laugh Maker. Proud 🇫🇮 Sámi🦌 & 🇺🇦! Let's Puck 🏒!

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Joined January 2016
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@jzux As a side note my favorite thing to do when I lived in Boston was whenever anyone would name drop they went to or were a student at Harvard was pretend like I had never heard of it and earnestly ask if it was a local community college...
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@depression2019 Let's face it dudes be all "Girls don't like nice guys" but ya'll don't like nice girls... you guys chase the mean ones and stay in relationships with them.
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@HannahPosted That's not how any of this works.
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The best part of every week!
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Guy from Tinder : So what do you look for in a man? Me: Patrice Bergeron
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@WholesomeMeme @_gaylex I love this. It's amazing how adults think kids "can't handle things" or need to be protected from things. Andin my experience kids handle it better than most adults
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@WholesomeMeme Shockingly I've been in a coma twice.. always used to make jokes about how boring comas are... my perception of time while I was in coma both times is hard to explain both times I had a weird sense time had passed but no idea how long that time was... I had no memory of anything
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@barstoolsports Soooo much better than ours! Their "football" i.e. soccer chants are even better.
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@JulieSLalonde Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. Margaret Atwood
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@cuteedogsclub @WholesomeMeme It means not taking advantage of a drunk girl and how that's sexy.
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@ClaytonKelley_ @DICKS @RedditCFB @NCAA @ncaawbb @marchmadness @AllmericanMayes Because they didnt want to figure it out. It wasnt an accident.
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@DoctorTurtleboy Look Aidan I haven't spoke out about your invloment in all of this BUT this is where I do. This is ABOSLUTLY outrageous. You have absolutely every right to be in the court room. First amendment right and freedom of the press. The FUCKERY of how they served it is outrageous. This
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BERGY OR WE RIOT!
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Aleksander Barkov ( @FlaPanthers ), Patrice Bergeron ( @NHLBruins ) and Elias Lindholm ( @NHLFlames ) are the three finalists for the 2021-22 Frank J. Selke Trophy. #NHLAwards #NHLStats :
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I seriously CAN NOT BELIEVE BRUINS FANS are actually bitching about Patrice Bergeron coming back and it "delaying" the rebuild..
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@EdKrassen Let me just say I AM PRO 2ND AMMENDMENT AND A FORMER CARD CARYING NRA member as well as someone who had a concealed carry permit. And John Stewart is 100% correct in everything he says. He is compleatly right!
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@PamelaApostolo1 40 lol I'm pretty good at packing and moving at this point. I once moved most of my stuff on the subway... I once tried a mattress box spring and mattress to the top of my car because no one would let me use their truck. I've got stories for days...lol
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I just want to say for the RECORD Brad Marchand gets called every name in the book not only by players and fans BUT BY actaul broadcasters. Brad has been mocked for his nose on how many occasions and yet I've never seen Brad whining about being called anything once. In fact I've
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@IAPonomarenko I'm crying tears of joy today in the US! I am so proud of my motherland. This is what Ukrianians are made of. The country no one thought could, but did! I have never been prouder in my life to be Ukrianian!
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@MarquiAbonnel @ElijahSchaffer Okay but again women litteraly do work in these fields as well.
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@SoxBruinC @iancmclaren Uhhh pretty sure every single non white person has said they delt with racism in hockey
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@DHDose Hey NHL maybe we should worry less about Cellys and more about protecting people who sexualy assault other people...one matters the other doesn't. Get your priorities straight.
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@frank_seravalli @patmaroon His nickname is "Fat Pat" calm down Frank. Also Jack littraly said "HE HAS 3 CUPS WHO AM I TO ARGUE WTIH THAT" Chirping is a part of hockey. Weird how Bruins fans don't get butthurt when people call Brad Marchand names we just laugh about it.
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Look I'm going to politely ask everyone to stop talking about Patrice Bergeron retiring. Emotinaly I can't even handle this discussion. Tuukka was a big enough blow this year.
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@tophercasanova @Twitter Hey Topher I just want to thank you for giving my grandma the kidney but driving her to the hospital in your lambo was a nice touch.
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@jakeman517 @dog_rates This is what absolute joy and bliss looks like. That inverted smile is priceless!
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Yeah sex is great but have you watched playoff hockey?
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Dear Rangers Fans, please stop calling it the Garden... it's MSG there is only one Garden and its not in New York 😉🤣
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@Jatwbender @RGilbertSOP One of hockey's first families! And you can be snotty all you want but I can promise you most hockey fans will find their blue collarness endering.
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@TChapJr @barstoolsports Awww somebody's sad thier team has no fun chants
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@Taikuri @Kittiesrainbow3 @EoinHiggins_ And dont forget all the ordinary people sent in to do the clean up will suffer life long health problems that will be denyed by the oil company!
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@duhlings @lazartagwolf @zhaabowekwe @Claviqal Haredi isn't the same as Orthodox but thanks for playing. Not all Orthodox jews are Haredi.
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The very rarely seen in the wild spicy Bergy 😮
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“Fuck you” ~ Patrice Bergeron
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@ryanfield @nytimes As a Ukrianian American you should know up until '91 the Ukrianians that came to America were considered Russian. So a bunch of those "Russian" restaurants you are avoiding are your own. Also as a Ukrianian American myself let me assure many many Russian American expats
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The Leafs want to be the Bruins so bad...
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The @MapleLeafs are wearing "Next Gen" jerseys on March 23 designed by @drewhouse and @justinbieber
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@spittinchiclets I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I belive the only reason the Arizona Coyotes are still a team is because Gary Bettman refuses to accept he was wrong.
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@riskit4bizcuit @DimFilipovic Omfg I cant breathe holy shit 🤣
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@EamusAndy @JDebursk @BuffaloVogl That's both the dumbest and most inaccurate analogy I've probably ever heard on my entire life.
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@spittinchiclets @BoltsJolts Stanley Cup listed with "upper body injury" placed on LTIR for upcoming season.....
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@WholesomeMeme End of her life I got to return the favor. And at the end when she was so clearly hanging on tell her it was okay to let go and move on. That I would be okay without her and thank her for being my mom. Weirdly her dying process was healing and very peaceful transition.
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@Erik_Erlendsson Although Jack had absolutely nothing to apologize for... the fact that he did shows what a classy and truly good dude he actually is dispite all your fake outrage Bolts fans.
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@RandyScottESPN Oh my God I never thought I would be a Bruins fan defending Sidney freaking Crosby but good lord here we are. I am no fan of Crosby beluve me but comparing Crosby to Wilson is comparing a traffic ticket to a murder.
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@RexChapman @BizNasty2point0 Sad thing is all you dudes are chasing the girl on the right... but the one you should really be chasing is the girl on the left.
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@HannahPosted It's so weird how obsessed people are with the "resale" of everything people aren't allowed to enjoy things. Judging by the floor space that bedroom was so small it was virtually unusable. The foyer looks much better. More isn't always better.
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@dawgs2021champs @stoolpresidente Thats legit one of rhe funniest things I've ever seen
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@shannonsharpeee As a former bartender.....I really really hope this bartender is no longer a bartender and will never be allowed to be a bartender again.
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@psbhf @HelmetOfJose @twcarey @Ram28913194 @landyachty2 @BenjiSJones @LEBassett Uhhh Thersa is my inspiration for growing old and staying cool and open to life and experience. This is what I want to be.
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Will not be live tweeting game tonight. Sorey but it's for rhe best reason... will be AT THE FUCKING GAME TONIGHT!
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@SadOleMissSimp For the love of fucking christ SOMEONE ANYONE get this kid somewhere safe and checked out by fucking paramedics... THIS IS HOW KIDS DIE. I KNOW ITS NOT YOUR FREIND OR KID. INSTEAD OF TAKING A PICTURE AND POSTING IT GET HIM SOMEWHERE SAFE. HE IS SOMEONES SON.
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@rob_sheridan Can't imagine why people weren't on board for forcing children to carry to term pregnancies resulting form rape.
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@Dan_Shaughnessy @BostonGlobe I want to thank Jimmy's family for making this public. Not an easy thing to do. But its incredibly brave of them to do so. I hope this helps people get help and everyone who sees this is brave enough to do so. I too have lost so many I love to this disease. We ❤ you Jimmy.
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@hockeynight Soooo we are all just ignoring Hall getting boarded right before this?
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@dog_rates I don't see a dog all I see is shiny black leather seats with brown leather trim....I think you are supposed to post dog pictures on this account not car interior pictures.
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@NHLBruins He made a mistake he owned up and apologized. Let's move on. We've all made mistakes.
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@BoltsW042021 @avatarrant Cause no one hates the Avs... and they earned it.
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@WholesomeMeme That happned. But one time I felt very much at peace and calm. The other I did not. The difference? The time I felt at peace and calm my mom had been there. I don't remember anything she's said or did but I know I felt at peace. When my mom was dying of terminal cancer at the
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So we need to talk about Jim Montgomery and his sobriety... like I understand the small jokes. But legit getting sober isn't an easy thing to do and it's incredibly brave and tough. Make fun of Montgomery all you want. But actively wishing for someone's relapse is gross. I don't
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@GoldenKnights I'm so sad, but genuinely wish Bruce all the best. Sweeney and Neely never deserved him. Us fans are going to miss the kind, frankly honest, salt of the earth straight shooter that Bruce is. We fans know Bruce, We Know!
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Honestly sitting Keith Yandle is so fucked up... I'm not even a Keith Yandle fan and I'm outraged for the guy.
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FIRING BRUCE CASSIDY IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING THE BOSTON BRUINS ORGINAZATION HAS EVER DONE I AM FUCKING PISSED. I CANT BELIVE THOSE IDIOTS FIRE SWEENEY AND NEELY NOW! HELL CLEAN OUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING FRONT OFFICES.
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@doggtism Poodles are wonderful dogs that's why there are many "doodle" breeds.. they are such intelligent, well mannered, even tempered loving and empathetic dogs people have cross bread them for the breeds wonderful traits. And yes they are still quite capable of acting as hunting dogs.
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@BR_OpenIce Sometimes I like to think of the two of them as old men sitting on a porch of a lakeside cabin watching their Grandkids swim and play togther...laughing about the time Marchy did that or how many times Bergy got the Selkie and smiling as they watch the sun set.....
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@MamalehC @jerbearnyc @paint771 @justbrizigs @isaacfeldberg Boston Red Sox Fan: we would have 100% disowned Ben, never allowed him to claim Boston as his hometown and he would have never ever been left alone about it by anyone in Boston.
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Day 13 of no Bruins hockey: I screamed "SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK" at a blank screen last for 3 hours, just so I can feel something.
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Um excuse me but why are all female Bruins fans fucking gorgeous!?!?! Like holy shit. Are we the hottest NHL female fan base?
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@rwesthead As someone who was sexualy assaulted and had about as an airtight legal case you could have..witnesses, extensive physical evidence, secondary crimes, etc. based on my experience I can assure you there is a vary vaild reason most sexual assault victims do not go to the police.
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@spittinchiclets Tom Wilson no contest.
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@BarDown Give MacKinnon a penalty for high sticking himself.
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@traddingtonbear How brave Gen Z is for being the first generation having to deal with conflict, hostility and turmoil in the Middle East.
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@dog_rates @subaru_usa I've been having a really rough day. Thank you Haddie for giving me a little inspiration to keep going. Thank you sweet girl thank you. And to Haddie's owners thank you for giving me a spark of hope that their is still good, kind and compassionate people out there.
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@kittiesbitties @WholesomeMeme Speak for yourself hun.
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@RearAdBsBlog @ryanwhitney6 Hey RA I know you won't read this because there are a million comments here and as always I'm late to the party. As a fellow finger in the socket sticker I just want to congratulate you for not only getting help but bravely talking about it openly. Hopefully this distgmatizes
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The best fucking part of this tandem is how much they support each other and take joy in each other's success!
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Jeremy Swayman was HYPED for Linus Ullmark's goal. Bruins are 45-8-5.
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Don't know who needs to hear this but women can be multifaceted in sports spaces. We can be unapologetically feminine, flirty, think players are cute and still be serious hard-core sports fans who understand the technicals and finer points of gameplay of the sport and be (cont.)
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The last time the Bruins scored on a power play Joe Thornton had only been playing in the NHL for 40 years.
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